Get some ork blood, mix it with some pig blodd. He'll never know the difference and maybe you can be free next time he is killed.

Walk away, find a nice lady(doesn't matter what kind), and become a family man far away from this town. Or go get the blood you hopeless lackey. You should mix things up and perhaps "capture" your slaver the next time he's alive, collect the bounty, and then "accidently" forget to revive your master.

Could he tell the difference between Orc Blood and animal blood? Give him some blood from livestock so he doesn't come back next time.

>>466585
i think the master casts it on himself beforehand.
and WIZARDS can usually tell how magically goof their stuff is.

anyway find a lady friend~

>What should you do with your short span of freedom?
Whores.

While whores are fine and dandy we should be responsible and get the orc blood first. In case there aren't any in shops and we have to go find some on our own. Better find out now than after we have spend almost all our time whoring.

Orc whores. The best compromise.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)09:59 No. 466685 ID: 28c425
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>Get some ork blood, mix it with some pig blodd. He'll never know the difference and maybe you can be free next time he is killed.
You've never thought of th-
Ow your head.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)10:00 No. 466688 ID: 28c425
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What were you thinking about again?
Oh yeah Ladies.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)10:03 No. 466689 ID: 28c425
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>Whores.
You head to the brothel at the edge of town. There's a sign on the door and you have no clue what it says.
You're guessing it's closed until tonight as it usually is.
What do you do now?

Try the plaza or a bar or a park or something--whereever people [and ladies] might possibly gather.

Go get some of that orc blood that your master wanted, also pig blood since he might need that too.
I bet he will reward us for being so proactive! Just make sure you get both bloods in same looking containers so they will look neat and tidy.

Quickly! Acquire an outfit fit for a gentleman henchman of a horrific wizard! Maybe a haircut too.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)16:02 No. 466731 ID: 28c425
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>Quickly! Acquire an outfit fit for a gentleman henchman of a horrific wizard! Maybe a haircut too.

Well you already have a suit thanks to your master's wife, but it's too fancy to walk in public in. Your job is to blend in with the crowd on these "missions."
Also it'd be terrible if blood got on it. Not because it'll stain, but because the smell blood, dried or not, is not something you want to get stuck with.
Either do you need a haircut, you just comb your bangs back with your hands like you do when you have that ugly suit on.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)16:08 No. 466732 ID: 28c425
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>Try the plaza or a bar or a park or something--whereever people [and ladies] might possibly gather.
You head to the plaza.
The area is still littered by people from the hanging. Most of them are keeping from the west side or where you're standing around. The west side is bland and there are rumors of bandits who live in the alleyways. While true, most of these bandits will flinch if you even raise a pinky at them. You always found this somewhat funny.
You don't see any ladies that catch your eye or aren't already with a date. You think you're going to have to go deeper in the crowd.

How much Orc Blood do you need? Can you prick someone in the crowd and then skedaddle, or do you need a big cup fulla blood?

QueenOSheep 2012/10/27(Sat)17:44 No. 466751 ID: 28c425
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>How much Orc Blood do you need?
Unfortunately, a lot.
Your Master said something about at least 85% of an adult Orc male blood content. An "adult Orc male" towers over you by at least a foot and are thicker then walls.
You swear sometimes he wants you dead.

Oh Jesus. Okay. We may not have time for whoring. Let's focus on the task at hand for now. What are your skills?

Instead of blood you might just want to bring the whole orc

How about looking for some orc bandits in the alleys?

Go hire a male orc hooker, drain him of his blood.

Do such things as blood banks exist?

Also, in the future, lobotomize a few orcs and use them to supply blood. About 10 should do.

...I don't see how you can possibly transport that much blood without carrying the whole orc around.

If you have any money, the easiest solution might just be to hire an orcish mercenary to work for your master, bring the orc to him. Then your master kills the orc, drains the blood, and you get the money back.

...actually, this isn't the first time your master has come back from the dead, right? How did you acquire the orc blood needed before?

Seriously, mix in some portion of 'other blood' with the orc blood so that next time he's killed you have a good chance of comming out free due to spell failure.

May I also note that you seem to be under a mental compulsion to avoid thinking about exactly what I just told you.

Hopefully it's the sort of mental compulsion one can fight by being aware of.

You might try going to a bar or merc club and organizing some sort of orc vs orc cage match, have them duke it out in the ring with razors or other sharp weapons with a clever collection basin below.

Charge both for entrance to the competition and participation and give a percentage as the grand prize.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/28(Sun)14:44 No. 466907 ID: 28c425
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>actually, this isn’t the first time your master has come back from the dead, right? How did you acquire the orc blood needed before?
When you were little, you had two other slaves, one of the butlers and a centaur, in charge of taking care of you. It also happened these two slaves would be the ones that had to get the blood back then.
You’d be dragged along to the hangings and dragged back to the castle after they killed a poor Orc. So you could say the method is to kill a whole Orc and bring them back to the castle.
But since the birth of the Master’s latest child, the Butler has been stuck taking care of that child and the Centaur disappeared about 3 years ago. You like to believe he ran away.
Neither are able to help you at this time.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/28(Sun)14:50 No. 466910 ID: 28c425
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>Look for some orc bandits in the alleys.
You walk into one of the alleys.
Surprise, surprise, an Orc bandit.
But it appears that someone else is the alley too. She doesn't look dead, she looks like she's playing dead.
It wouldn't be safe to attack the Orc this second. You'd rather have no witnesses if you're going to kill someone.

Well, can you knock him out and help the lady up? She might leave and you can kill him then.

I wouldn't worry about it. Looks like she's the one who scratched his chest, probably doesn't care if he dies. And if she does, just kill her too. Simple.

Wait, how bad can it be for someone to see you kill an orc without spilling the blood? Are you shooting for complete incognito?

she should be so glad he is dead she wont bother asking too many questions.

QueenOSheep 2012/10/28(Sun)18:53 No. 466960 ID: 28c425
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>how bad can it be for someone to see you kill an orc without spilling the blood?
Orcs ARE people and killing people is commonly called homicide. Just having one witness could get you hanged.
You do not want to be hung.
>Looks like she's the one who scratched his chest, probably doesn't care if he dies.
Maybe, it could've just be-
Oh.
Yeah he's already dead. You're pretty sure you could make an agreement with her. Along the lines of; you take the body and she doesn't get in trouble. Or maybe you should turn her in for some cash and keep the body.
She's waking up, how should you handle this?

If you turn her in they will want the body as evidence or something. Making an agreement would be your best bet.

Something along the lines of "you okay miss, and very impressive taking down that orc".

Then you need to find a way to skedaddle with the body. And conveniently don't notice that she killed him with poison and his blood will be toxic to your master.

Why is his back all shredded.....and that wound will leak alot of blood, you might need a second ork if it bleeds out to much.

>>466960
"Hi. Can I have the body?"

well hey, now you really have some free time hit on her

Think there is enough blood left in the orc to do a good enough job?

>>466960

she's a nice piece of tail

QueenOSheep 2012/10/29(Mon)19:08 No. 467228 ID: 28c425
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>Make an agreement would be your best bet.
"Are you okay?"
"Did I look okay?"
"Uhh, yes? Anyway I need that body."
"Why exactly?"
"I'm doing a jo-"
"Job you say?"
"Ye-"
"Does it involve pay?"
"Yes?"
"Alright, let's talk at the bar."
"The bar?"
"It's dangerous to talk about jobs in the alleys so it's better to go somewhere safe."

Should you follow her? Or should you try to finish the deal right here, right now?

Is it safer to talk about a job in a bar rather than an alley? No one will steal that body while you're gone, right? Might as well follow her.

"fine but i can't take long it needs to be fresh."

Actually, our particular job is best not discussed in public locations. The public tend to be rather judgmental about what happens to corpses.

"Orc's dead, you should probably get rid of the body. I happen to have reason to seek out a dead orc. Seems pretty simple to me."