Looking for cheese?

You must hunt for the cheese!

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)11:40 No. 463222 ID: ceb10c
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You wake up in your small room. It's rather plain, and somewhat dirty.

You're not sure what you're up to doing today, but you're sure that you have your plans written somewhere for the day.

Geez, you should clean your room.

Well there is a piece of paper on the floor in front of the doot.... but I'm gonna have to ask what is with that skull and crossbones above the closet? You a pirate?

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)11:46 No. 463225 ID: ceb10c
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>>463221
>>463220
There is no cheese to currently find at the moment...

>>463223
You fix your bed. The room now looks somewhat snazzier than it was before~!

Check out your corkboard.

There appear to be three notes in your room- one on the wall above your closet, one stuck to the side of that box, and one in front of your door. Maybe your plans are written on one of them.

You seem way too short for this room. Why, you'd have to use a ladder just to get clothes off their hangers! ...which I guess is why you keep a ladder in your bedroom.

What's your name, anyway? And what are you?

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)11:59 No. 463230 ID: ceb10c
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>>463224
>Well there is a piece of paper on the floor in front of the doot....

You check the piece of paper...

>but I'm gonna have to ask what is with that skull and crossbones above the closet? You a pirate?

While you do love pirates, that skull and bones carving or drawing has been there long before you have moved into this room. Though you gotta say that looks snazzy.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)12:02 No. 463231 ID: ceb10c
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>>463227
>Check out your corkboard.

That corkboard sure is alot higher than you thought~ You can't seem to reach it.
Why did you put it that high??

Use LADDER on CORKBOARD.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)12:12 No. 463234 ID: ceb10c
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>>463228
>There appear to be three notes in your room- one on the wall above your closet

That note is waaay too high to read. You would need something really really tall to get to it. Would be pretty neat to see what the note reads though.

>one stuck to the side of that box

Hmmm, it reads Jamen Box Co. You remember taking this from an alleyway to use as a table.

>You seem way too short for this room. Why, you'd have to use a ladder just to get clothes off their hangers! ...which I guess is why you keep a ladder in your bedroom.

You remember that those hangers were there way before you moved into this room. It posed too much of a hassle to use, so you used the chest in the closet to store your clothes~!

>Door fixing
>made worse
Oh no. Are you trapped in this room?

Swear vengeance against Dan for trapping you here

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)12:39 No. 463240 ID: ceb10c
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>>463236
>Oh no. Are you trapped in this room?

Upon jiggling the doorknob, it seems so. Ever since Dan fixed the doorknob to compensate for your height, that lock has been nothing but trouble.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)12:43 No. 463241 ID: ceb10c
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>>463237
>Swear vengeance against Dan for trapping you here

You could never swear at Dan~
You decide to sulk a bit on the floor.
>>463229
>What's your name, anyway? And what are you?

Everyone calls you Kip. You don't remember having a real name, or a family for that matter. But it's best to forget about the past, since there wasn't much of it.
As for what you are, you're not entirely sure. There doesn't seem to be much of... Whatever you are around. All you know is that you have a stubby looking tail.

>>463240
Use the ladder to check out the note at the top of your closet.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)12:45 No. 463243 ID: ceb10c
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>>463233
>Use LADDER on CORKBOARD.

You use your ladder on the corkboard. Not the way many would use it, but effective none the less. The corkboard falls straight to the ground. Now you can read whatever notes were left on it~!

What are you waiting for? Loot loot loot!

Hug note

>>463247
Use EYES on CORKBOARD.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)13:11 No. 463256 ID: ceb10c
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>>463249
>Hug note
You hug your notes. For what would you do if not for your cork board and notes? Probably nowhere, that's where.

>>463252
>Use EYES on CORKBOARD.

You then put all your attention to the corkboard.

Ew, you're going to get your notes all wet like that~

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)13:15 No. 463259 ID: ceb10c
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>>463248

>What are you waiting for? Loot loot loot!

Hmm... Not much written here actually...
-Wait! Oh boy~! You almost forgot that today was Kri's birthday! Good thing you got him a gift, which you have placed in your chest!
We should probably get ready and prepare the gift and look snazzy for the party!

You must gift him cheese! ALL THE CHEESEEEE

Uh... what have you drawn there on Soday? I'm not entirely sure, but it looks indecent.

>We should probably get ready and prepare the gift and look snazzy for the party!
And, of course, find a way to break out of your room so you can actually attended said party.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)13:33 No. 463263 ID: ceb10c
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>>463260
>You must gift him cheese! ALL THE CHEESEEEE

But of course... Everyone wants cheese... This whole town uses cheese so much... It's actually currency here.

... You're really tired of it actually.
All the stinks...
All the farts.

...It's too much.

You're sure Kri will enjoy this big wheel of cheese. It's the stinkiest you could find. It was probably a bad idea to keep it with your clothes though. They now reek of cheese.

>>463261
>Uh... what have you drawn there on Soday? I'm not entirely sure, but it looks indecent.

You remember that your drawing skills are horrendous and that everything you draw accidentally looks indecent in the worse way.

>And, of course, find a way to break out of your room so you can actually attended said party.

We could get out through that little window no one sees though. Perhaps that would work.
It has before~!

Before? Why did you need to use it before? ._.

Make sure that the rodent that lives in yon hole doesn't steal the cheese. That'd be the worst.

Anyway get dressed and wrap your gift. You get him a card?

>>463263
The window on the left, you mean?

A window exit might work, although it might be hard to climb out carrying a large cheese wheel, and without messing up your party clothes.

>>463264
Presumably, the door has been a recurring problem.

Alright, let's see your wardrobe. What are our options? And who is Kri to you? (casual friend, close friend, potential romantic interest, family, etc). That may effect how you chose to dress for this.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)14:08 No. 463273 ID: ceb10c
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>>463265
>Make sure that the rodent that lives in yon hole doesn't steal the cheese. That'd be the worst.

You leave a small chunk by the mouse hole. That mouse has been nothing but friendly since you've been here, so might as well not leave him out of the bountiful booty of cheese.

>Anyway get dressed and wrap your gift. You get him a card?

You wrap the gift up, but realize there was no card with to go with that. You're sure you can make up something witty to say when you present your gift to Kri.
Lets get dressed~!

Hm, won't it be a problem if the clothes smell like cheese? Might need some fresh clothes.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)14:15 No. 463277 ID: ceb10c
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>>463270
>A window exit might work, although it might be hard to climb out carrying a large cheese wheel, and without messing up your party clothes.

You did not plan ahead with that... That cheese wheel is rather hefty for your size. ...

>Presumably, the door has been a recurring problem.

There have been times you have been locked out (Building altogether), all while being chased by dogs. Despite how many times they have tried to chew your tiny body, you still love them.

>Alright, let's see your wardrobe. What are our options?

Well, putting the sheet covers aside, you have very little. If only you didn't have this strange hate for cheese, you would have bought more. No way are you carrying some stinky cheese to buy clothing. You are getting used to it slowly though.

>And who is Kri to you?

Kri is a good friend. You're actually not sure if he likes cheese or not, you never asked him. You actually like him. Like, like him like him. But you don't tell him this, since you're timid with that sort of thing. You're kinda settled with just being friends, even if you haven't pursued him romantically.
Though you would like to.
But maybe it's too much of a hassle.
He wouldn't like you anyway.

I don't see any female clothing in there so I am assuming you are a dude. Does Kri like dudes? Who's Dan, anyway?

Um. Just wear whatever you normally wear.

Bowler hat and sailor suit! That's just classy.

>>463279
Seconding this. Classy.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)14:42 No. 463282 ID: ceb10c
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>>463279
>>463281
>Bowler hat and sailor suit! That's just classy.

You begin to take out the suit from your chest.
As you do, a large cheese wheel forces its way through your door, splintering it in half.

Uh. Examine the cheese wheel? At least you're not trapped now.

>>463279
you know whats even more classy?
bowler hat and DOG SUIT.

>>463282
Uh, try and talk to whoever just drove a giant wheel of cheese through your front door (hopefully these things aren't rolling around on their own!).

>dog suit
Nah.

While you go check that out, tell us, is there any reason why you're such a little... guy? Are you some kind of different species to what the house is made for, or are you just inexplicably small?

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)15:20 No. 463293 ID: ceb10c
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>>463289
>While you go check that out, tell us, is there any reason why you're such a little... guy? Are you some kind of different species to what the house is made for, or are you just inexplicably small?

Everyone and everything seems twice as bigger than you are. You're actually just short, and always have been short. You kind of envy everyone around you for being so tall.
Also, everyone is very different. You're sure that you're completely different from everyone else. You would like to be considered a dog though. Dogs are cute~

>little... guy?

The word guy confuses you. You have been called both guy and girl, and you don't seem to know which is which. You spend a few seconds to think about it.

>>463293
Examine self for genitalia.

Sqoon 2012/10/15(Mon)15:23 No. 463295 ID: ceb10c
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>>463285
>Uh, try and talk to whoever just drove a giant wheel of cheese through your front door (hopefully these things aren't rolling around on their own!).

Before you could stop thinking about gender names, the wheel removes itself and a giant man pushes the door aside and squeezes inside.

It's your Guardian, Dan!

He looks frustrated. Hopefully not at you~!

Your guardian..?

Hello!

Ask him what's up.

Dan's the man yo, just ask whaddup?

Dan da Dorf?

Go for an awkward hello. Why's he smashing down your door with cheese?

Become eneamored of Dan's beard.

That guy sure looks huge. What's he doing in here? He looks a bit angry.

Tell him to knock first.

Thank Dan, we can now exit our room without climbing out the window.

Wait, if cheese is money, you're just giving him a bunch of money for his birthday? Lame, dude.

Sqoon 2012/11/01(Thu)09:56 No. 467857 ID: ceb10c
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>>463294
>Examine self for genitalia.

That'd be rude to do so in front of Dan.

>>463340
>Become eneamored of Dan's beard.

You really really want to snuggle that beard. If only you were taller.

>>463522
>Wait, if cheese is money, you're just giving him a bunch of money for his birthday? Lame, dude.

You realize how dumb it is to just give money. You make a little mental note to trade the cheese for a better gift.

>>463372
>That guy sure looks huge. What's he doing in here? He looks a bit angry.

Dan is pretty huge. He's kinda like your Dad, so obviously he's gonna be bigger than you. Dads are always bigger. You wonder why he crashed into your room in such a hurry with such a big piece of cheese. Before you can ask why he rushed into your room, he lifts you up and places you outside of the door into a dingy hallway.

Dan tells you that he needs you to watch these left over cheeses while he deals with some bandits that have breached the ship and began to take valuables. He tells you to make sure that no one just comes up and takes the cheeses.

And with that, Dan rushes out of sight.

Sqoon 2012/11/01(Thu)10:02 No. 467860 ID: ceb10c
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Oh boy. You get to watch cheese.

No one ever goes down here in this area. It's dingy as heck.

You really don't want to watch these cheeses.

Sqoon 2012/11/01(Thu)10:24 No. 467865 ID: ceb10c
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>>463279
>Bowler hat and sailor suit! That's just classy.

You slip onto your stinky outfit. You're feeling rather good about this outfit, despite its smell.

You watch the cheese for an hour. Still nothing. You're all ready to head to town. Not quite sure if you should just go or wait until Dan arrives.

Continue to wait with the cheese. Imagine how you'd feel if soon after you left someone came and stole it.

Is there anyway to contact your friend to tell him you might be late?

>the ship
We're on a ship? Awesome! What kind?

>protect the cheese from bandits
Uh... how exactly are you supposed to stop anyone from taking the cheese? You're tiny, and unarmed.

Take a tiny bite out of that huge cheese, you need protein to grow into a big boy/girl.

What does that poster behind the cheese say? Dingy De...?

>>467882
I think that's the opposite of protecting it. Let's wait it out. I'm sure if you do a good job he'll be proud of you instead of upset if you leave. (Plus, if bandits DO come it could serve as the catalyst for a REAL adventure!)

Stay here with the cheese. The cheese is where adventure is, stinky and boring though it may be at the moment. At the very least, do it for Dan.