FIND CLOSEST PERSON.

ENRAGE THEM.

>>45523
PREFERABLY VIA KICK TO NETHER REGIONS.

Read Twilight to double anger levels before going out into the world.

Open browser and type http://zip.4chan.org/tg/imgboard.html into the address bar.

Does anyone around have on a goofy hat? KICK THEM FIRST

Troll! Troll like there's no tomorrow!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/16(Wed)14:27 No. 45529 ID: 41f1b5
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>"gee mister thanks for testing out my new cup"

god damn this will be harder than "some clever innuendo about hard-ons"

your species of rage shall die quickly if THIS is how you deal with people

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM YOUR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE AND MAKE SURE IT'S FILLED WITH OBSCENITIES

>>45529
Expouse controversial political statements in a confrontational manner!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/16(Wed)14:45 No. 45539 ID: 41f1b5
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You already had your rage hissy fit earlier but ok let's have another

now what

FIND THE SOURCE OF THE HAPPY.


DESTROY IT.

TAKE HIS MICKEY MOUSE HAT, AND SHIT ON IT

GIVE HIM PURPLE NURPLES

PUKE ON HIM

ONE OF THESE SHOULD WORK

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/16(Wed)14:57 No. 45546 ID: 41f1b5
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ALL 3!

1. Find a dog

2. Take it to the nearest PETA member's house

3. Kill the dog in a gruesome way

4. ????

5. Profit

>>45546
Spontaneously create a Red Lantern Ring.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/16(Wed)15:10 No. 45552 ID: 41f1b5
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>>45548

old meme is old, TOO OLD AND THIS ANGERS YOU
so no

>>45549

what, that's silly you can't create stuff out of nothing that is just silly.

what do you think this is just some game a bunch of nerds play on the internet!

>>45552
HEY

THAT GUY YOU'RE TRYING TO PISS OFF

GNAW ON HIS HEAD FOR A WHILE.

HE HAS TO GET ENRAGED AT SOME POINT

KEEP WORKING AT IT

>>45552

Keep asking him questions, and whatever he answers call him a faggot for it.

Old Snake 2009/09/16(Wed)16:06 No. 45584 ID: 227d44
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>>45556
>old meme is old, TOO OLD AND THIS ANGERS YOU
>TOO OLD
>OLD

You just had to go there, didn't you?

Pee on people.

Just take it easy, man. There's nothing to get mad about.

Let it go, man. A world without anger will be a much happier place.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)13:03 No. 48011 ID: 41f1b5
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you pee all over people... person

YESSSSS

(that MIGHT of gotten to him.)

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)13:19 No. 48035 ID: 41f1b5
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YES

your first ANGRY customer

plus now his hair is more emo! Derp, we don't have a name what shall the leader of rage be called? And who shall be our next victim?

>>48035
He shall be the greatest troll the world has ever known.

His name shall be Dennis.

>>48035
>Next Victim
A FURRY. They catch drama like the SHIT.
And we shall call it the Pissfaced Rage.
You are the Pissfaced Rager.

Do us proud, son.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)14:26 No. 48116 ID: 41f1b5
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You are now PISSFACE

Pissface hates you...

also he does not know any furries

>>48116
Punch through hotels until you find a convention.
Then make your way to the chandelier and urinate over the entire crowd.

>>48116
Use the INTERNET
Find CONVENTION
HUNT THEM DOWN.
If con staff try to stop you from entering? ALL THE BETTER.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)16:53 No. 48274 ID: 41f1b5
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you chain building smash AND A CONVENTION IS JUST UP AHEAD

>>48274
YES. Incite drama. Get them all RAGED UP.

Call them cat-fuckers.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)17:08 No. 48285 ID: 41f1b5
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YOU SCREAM A KIND OF LAME INSULT but the furries are still insulted somehow because drama

riot is imminent

>>48285
YES. EPIC SUCCESS!

Now we need someone else who's easy to rile up.

Go to a POLITICAL CONVENTION. Expouse an opinion contrary to theirs. It doesn't matter if you actually believe it or not.

Watch them blow up.

>>48286
In fact, get a moving riot going.
Drag the furries along.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)17:20 No. 48304 ID: 41f1b5
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you run towards closest convention with angry furry riot following

Hurry up and find a close one before they get tired of chasing you!

Bonus if you find Republicans.

>>48308
Furries and Republicans will mix beautifully. Do this!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)17:37 No. 48312 ID: 41f1b5
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ha

haha

hahahaha

haw

(please view the full image)

>>48312
EPIC.

See how much RAGE this induces. If need be, we should be here to FAN THE FLAMES.

Also, totally let the furries run amok in the convention.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)17:53 No. 48325 ID: 41f1b5
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DERUGHGHG

see what you did how could you!

ok you got a super riot of republicans and furries! what now *shudder* I'm not sure which is worse

>>48325
Alright, good, good.

Now we need a bigger audience for our HATE. See if you can get on national TV. Find the nearest TV station, on the double!

Once we've infected America, we can begin infecting the WORLD.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)18:05 No. 48334 ID: 41f1b5
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hmm, seems your already on SOMEONES tv...

>"this is not good... not good at all... Joy, come here right now, we have a situation!"

end prologue

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)18:12 No. 48340 ID: 41f1b5
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CHAPTER 1!

YOU are in the waiting room of a tv network building! There is a secretary who loves her job at the desk who you recently made an appointment with, what's to say you can't have a little fun and make her angry while you're waiting?

>>48340
Knock the bowl of candies off the receptionist's desk! Take one of her pencils from the jar and chew on it!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)18:24 No. 48346 ID: 41f1b5
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YOU DO IT AND MAKE A... MEAN SEXUAL JOKE..? uhhh not sure

anyways so you did that but that is really only discouraging and weird

Bang on her little desk bell constantly until it's time to proceed. Ignore whatever she says in the meantime.

Oh, also go to the crowd and yell "SO WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON WILDLIFE PRESERVATION?" before returning to banging on the bell.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/20(Sun)18:39 No. 48356 ID: 41f1b5
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she informs you the boss of the tv studio will see you now... you start ringing that thing like a lonely teenager beats his meat anyways!

YOU ARE GETTING TO HER

>>48356
Attempt to seduce her in a very creepy/sleazy way. Then grab a random object form her desk and go see the TV person thing. Person.

>>48356
ask her when the baby is due

No, no, none of that.

Just keep that same facial expression and keep ringing the bell.

Being late to your meeting is a bonus.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/21(Mon)12:21 No. 48825 ID: 41f1b5
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>"WHEN IS THE BABY DUE"

>6 months

>people tell me I have good intuition. Want to see my penis

>DINGDINGDING

who WOULDN'T be angry after that

you are officially late to your meeting, good job.

>>48825
Alright, good! Proceed. Kick open the boss-manager-TV guy's door.

>>48825

Tell her not to get so angry, that's how chicks get ovarian cancer is by getting angry over stupid stuff.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/23(Wed)13:00 No. 49783 ID: 41f1b5
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>"by the way you have cancer, have a fucking terrible life"

*walks out of room fx*

EXPOSITION

>>49783
EXPOSITION ME UP BUTTERCUP

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/28(Mon)19:10 No. 53322 ID: 41f1b5
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You noticed a counseling room most likely for actors having a bad day...

MOOD IMPROVEMENT, THAT WILL NEVER DO

FUCK THAT SHIT UP HOMEBRO

>>53322
KICK THE DOOR IN.

WHIP YOUR DICK OUT WHILE YOU BUST IN THERE! SLAM IT ON THE TABLE!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/28(Mon)19:27 No. 53343 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I AM SO ANGRY MY LEG EXTENDS LONGER THAN HUMANLY POSSIBLY WHEN I KICK THIS DOOR IN ALSO I HAVE A BONER"

good job, you are now in COUNSELING ROOM

Wanna see who is getting counseled or perhaps WHO IS THE COUNSELOR

or you could fuck this shit and get out of here

>>53343
Let's find out who's in here.

Wait, weren't we supposed to barge into a meeting late?

It couldn't have been important.

Yell "YOUR WORK IS GARBAGE."

>>53343

FIND FIRE.

BURN THEM ALL IN CLEANSING HOLY FLAME.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/29(Tue)12:56 No. 53516 ID: 41f1b5
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>>53509

There is no fire around

there is no fire

no fire

NO FIRE

*single tear*

>>53345

You will be even later to the meeting which is EVEN BETTER

>>53344
OK

There is a woman who is more detailed than other random people so she is probably like PLOT IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING and some generic stick guy is sitting in the chair, probably being counseled.

>>53516
Grope woman, steal chair, kick them both in the shins and run out.

>>53516
Plot-important character? The best way to piss her off is to simply IGNORE HER.

She'll get so pissed if she's forced out of the story.

TALK TO THE UNINTERESTING GUY. Tell him he's a fag and whatever he's in therapy for makes him a DOUBLE-FAG.

>>53516
tell her "YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE"
tell him "YOU ARE GIGANTIC FAGGOT AND NOBODY LIKES YOU, OR EVER WILL"

Claim that you're quality control from the head of the network. You're here to observe the proceedings and keep things in order with the new standards. Just proceed as normal, you'll just mention if you see anything that isnt right. Like, oh... apparently you havnt heard about the new dress code. All patients have to wear their therepists underwear while being treated. NOTHING BUT THE UNDERWEAR.

Punch her right in the vulva.

>>53516

Beat STICK GUY in the FACE with the CHAIR.

Punch WOMAN in the FACE to show dominance and FORCE YOUR WILL UPON HER.

Also, facefucking.

Let's mix it up.

Introduce yourself emphatically. After you exchange cordiality, call her a hooker.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/29(Tue)18:21 No. 53803 ID: 41f1b5
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>"QUALITY CONTROL, new rule, GET NAKED MOFOS!"

>"... ...... .................. ok"

The woman actually listens, she is in panties and a bra which is hot... BUT NO ONE IS ANGRY HERE OOOOH NO

Now tell her that she's far too ugly to be a therapist. Look at all that fat. She's being demoted to corporate sex slave. On your knees, slut. You too, you braindead faggot. It's called semen therapy, its what gets your mom through all those nights where she cant stop crying over how much of a disapointment you are.

Confiscate their clothing and leave for your meeting. Throw the clothes in the garbage on the way. Their anger will grow throughout the day.

hey guys, I'm glad you seem to be into this

JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING

I don't mind if in your normal life you use the word fag or faggot HOWEVER I really dislike the term and what it insinuates therefore, I would kindly ask you stop using it! I will ignore or work around it if any use of the word persists...Updates shall continue tomorrow.

My appologize. Can we call him a girly boy instead? The point is to insult his masculinity.

>>53854
wait, is that honest, legitimate political correctness here? I can't believe my eyes, and have deduced it's some kind of advanced sarcasm technique to get us to say fags and faggot more. I, personally, will not be taken in by this petty reverse psychology.

I fucking mean it, I really really really dislike the word!

I have friends who are gay, and fag insinuates that somehow it is wrong and a terrible thing and I think people can love whoever the hell they want and not be belittle for it... If you still think I am sarcastic I will be ignoring your use of the word...

>:C

>>53894
Oy, sorry about that, Pyroboy. I suggested use of the word earlier; doing so at least semi-ironically, since I myself happen to be a gay male.

I can certainly see why you'd want to refrain from its use, though. I'll keep that in mind with future suggestions. <3

I must say I am very weirded out and not angry at all because of this current topic.

Needs more rage.

>>53803
Make with the fat jokes towards PLOT-IMPORTANT WOMAN. Also berate the guy for not doing it. Call him a pussy. Flick his ear.

Wait, hold up a second here. You make a quest called rage quest, the point of which is to make people angry, and you, yourself, the quest author, get upset at one of the most commonly used insults on the entire internet?

I mean, I respect your principles and all, but uh, that's a little strange.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/30(Wed)15:29 No. 54467 ID: 41f1b5
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>"you are super chunky extra large STUPID WHORE"

>"well that is not a very positive outlook!"

YE GODS SHE ACTUALLY RESPONDED IN A POSITIVE FASHION

datass

Nono, that wasnt a statement, it's your new job description. I'm from the head of the network, remember? Geeze, what an idiot.

>>54467
Titslap, then leg it.
She's obviously the final boss.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/30(Wed)16:17 No. 54526 ID: 41f1b5
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hot

>"Ahem, I am pretty sure you are not really any sort of employee here... I am Ms. Brightside! I am this tv station's guidance counselor but i'm sure I could take time out of my schedule to help such a poor brittle man"

she is like, the angry person's equivalent of the devil

fuck

fuuuuck

>>54526
HARDER THAN THAT
ALSO RUN
THIS FOE IS BEYOND YOU

>>54526
"More like Ms Broadside!"

Hrm, she's gonna be a tough nut to crack. I suggest leaving her be and slamming the door loudly on the way out. Let's completely ignore her and go to the meeting. See if that put her off when we get back.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/30(Wed)16:37 No. 54545 ID: 41f1b5
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Note to self: don't kick through the door if you plan on slamming it HURF DUUUURF

OK LET'S GO UPSTAAAAIRS unless you changed your mind

>>54545
Well, we're already late enough to annoy the TV guy. We should know what he wants.

OH! We should also tell him she sexually harassed us! And called us names! She got us so worked up that we had to kick the door! So horrible!

It was bad enough she wanted us to strip down so that she could do a little 'personal inspection'
But then she brought out the dildos... and the whip... and and... its so terrible

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/01(Thu)14:01 No. 55049 ID: 41f1b5
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DRAMATIC LIGHTING!!!!!

>"Hey uh... jesus nice room... your guidance counselor is a ho-slut, get rid of her"

>"I've been WAITING for you some time PISSFACE"

>"oh god plot, we're gonna do this?"

"YES WE ARE"

>>55049
BRING THE PLOT ON, BITCH.

Eat PLOT.

>>55076
... THIS. EAT PLOT.

Eat PLOT dickslap TV GUY

Eat plot?

>>54110

Quick, shove your already hard dick into his mouth before he can fuck your shit up with PLOT

you eat plot... Reason to be angry fades... plot fades... everyone is happy...

BAD END

RELOADING DATA FROM BEFORE PLOT WAS EATEN!

YOU FEEL AS IF REALITY WAS RESET RIGHT WHEN PLOT WAS EXPOSED

>"the FUCK are you waiting for me BRO"

>"You... HAVE BEEN MAKING PEOPLE ANGRY, and that is just not very work safe, not at all. A happy worker is a PROFICIENT WORKER..."

>"JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT JOBSSSS"

>"... i'm going to ignore that, MS. BRIGHTSIDE! GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/02(Fri)17:50 No. 55893 ID: 41f1b5
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oh yeah here is an image of pissface for the bad end

Wait to see if she's still in her underwear.

>>55887
"That chick? She's a RAMPAGING PERVERT! Do you see what she was wearing round the work place? DO YOU? FUCKER!?"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)13:53 No. 57065 ID: 41f1b5
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>"why did you hire someone willing to get in their undies so easily!? WE'VE NOT BEEN RUNNING THIS QUEST LONG ENOUGH FOR FANSERVICE YOU FUCKING DUFUS! GOSH DANG IT!"

>"Naked girls make men happy, we're all about the happy here"

>"f-fuck who are you people!"

you might wanna hightail it soon, things are about to get ugly... OR JUST HAPPY (who can call things ugly ugly with datass around)

kidnap dat ass. We'll tie her up and see how she likes being treated as an object. Jump out of a window while doing so, so as to make our escape.

>>57084
Use her to open the window.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)14:21 No. 57099 ID: 41f1b5
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ok awesome

Fuck year. Be sure to do MAXIMUM GROPAGE on way down. Also, try and land on someone's adorable puppy.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)15:01 No. 57140 ID: 41f1b5
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this just got a LOT easier

>>57140
Scratch that.
Try to land on SEVERAL puppies.

Make sure the woman crushes most of the puppies. They'll all get mad at her and not trust her psychological methods after killing puppies.

>>57140

Seek FIRE.

Use woman as TORCH.

BURN. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)17:00 No. 57363 ID: 41f1b5
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>>57355

Jesus man, there is only so many single tears in the world

you hit 2!

Now feed the corpses to the other dogs before running off home with our victim.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/04(Sun)17:13 No. 57388 ID: 41f1b5
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you shove dog face in dog face

>"did you really just punch through a window with my body and make us fall on 2 cute dogs for no reason"

>"no... I totally had a reason... slut"

>"generic dog noise"

>>57065
So these people are trying to spread HAPPINESS?

SICK FUCKERS.

Point out to her that she has some dog blood on her. From when she FELL ON THE CUTE PUPPIES. Blame her for puppy death, even though (especially because) this is totally irrational.

Then kick a dog just for fun. We can't let them turn us happy!

Slap her tits so they bounce back and forth like one of those clicky ball things.

Now tell everyone we're from veteranry control and that all these animals will have to be put down because miss bitchtits over here is just too huge of a slut and the chances of half-dog people running around is just too great. We've taken care of these ones. Its the owners responsibility from here on out. Any complaints can be directed towards [whoever that fucker who wanted plot to start was].

>>57388
Tell her you had to stop her from sucking out all your ANGRY. In fact, if it wasn't for her, those puppies would still be alive. Their blood is on her hands.

>>57402
This is impecable logic.

>>57388

NEW ASSIGNMENT.

YOU SHALL BUILD... A FIRE.

AND THROW EVERYTHING YOU CAN INTO IT.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/05(Mon)16:15 No. 58210 ID: 882aee
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>"this is naked bitches fault for like... sucking my anger or something, FIRE TIME >:C"

>>58210
FASTER! MORE FURIOUSLY! BURN BURN BURN

>>58210
EVERYTHING. MUST. BURN.

Harder! Harder! Work that stick! Pump it! Twist it! Come on! Yes! Oh God! That's it! Get bitch tits mcgee in on this. She'll know how to handle a hard rod, I guarentee.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/24(Tue)14:52 No. 81280 ID: fa4818
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(hey guys, your favorite asshole is back to update shit awyis)

FUCKING SUCCESS

yay fire

ADD FIRE TO INVENTORY SO YOU CAN USE IT ON SOME STUPID FLAMMABLE FUCK SOMETIME LATER

>>81280
Check on naked bitch. Is she still around? We should totally use her somehow to make more anger and do something that'll piss her off.

Break into her apartment?

>>81280
LIGHT EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ON FIRE
EXCEPT YOURSELF. THAT WOULD JUST BE STUPID.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/24(Tue)15:10 No. 81285 ID: fa4818
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hand = on fire (in your inventory)

stupid bitch is there but still unconscious

ow

you are too angry to think smartly sorry

>>81285
Use RAGE POWERS to punch things and have them light on fire.
Things like people and cars.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/24(Tue)16:54 No. 81299 ID: fa4818
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you like MAN on fire with FIRE FIST

needs moar street fighter meme

>>81299
Punch several other people, try to get a chain reaction going that sets the whole crowd on fire.

>>81299
Fist stupid bitch with firefist

These are both awesome ideas.

>>81299
Show stupid bitch why they call you "The Shocker".
Steal a police officer's T.A.S.E.R. and start zapping random people.

>>81299
Now blame the burning man for setting your goddamn hand on fire. Obviously his shirt's on fire, which is what started it. Your freaky troll logic should get him really freaking mad.

And if there's something better than an angry person, it's an angry person that's on fire.

>>81321
Agreed. Threaten to sue his ass.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)09:10 No. 81465 ID: fa4818
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>"LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID MY HAND IS ON FIRE SADFAIC"

>"SHIIIT I'M ON FIRE AAAAGHH MY ABDOMEN"

that guy looks pretty angry

GOOD

>"C'mon STUPID FLAMING CHEST MAN, LET'S GO RUN AROUND AND LIGHT PEOPLE ON FIRE ANGRILY"

>"FINE, SCROTUM NOSE, BUT I STILL HATE YOU"

>>81465
There is no problem that more fire cannot solve.

Solve lots of problems.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/26(Thu)06:57 No. 81763 ID: fa4818
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the random guy you lit on fire looks like he is lighting others on fire... and he looks dead too, yup, probably dead

I'm not sure about angry, but more dead people means less HAPPY ones right?

yes

if you stick around the upbeat and optimistic and upbeat cops might catch wind of your foul treachery or even maybe the kind of bad things you are doing. WHY THAT'D BE JUST AWFUL!

Righto. Haul ass, Pissface! If we don't, we might get captured and subjected to PLOT.

We just did good, getting RAGE on the network, but we need to think of other big venues. You know what's a nice, public place for a good old fashioned RAGE RIOT?

A sporting stadium, that's what. See if the local Foot-Rugby-Ball-Match is playing, and start a crowd riot.

>>81763

Drive the crowd of Republicans and Furries into a school with your fire.

Then shout YIFF YIFF YIFF.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/09(Sat)21:23 No. 108449 ID: fa4818
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>>81802

ALRIGHT, good thing this stadium is just here

god forbid the placement of buildings MAKES SENSE

GREATER THAN COLON CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/09(Sat)21:28 No. 108453 ID: fa4818
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oh no that guard is harshing your anti-mellow, what a fuckcunt!

Man, how're gonna fuck up his day

GET TO IT YOU TERRIBLE PEOPLE

TAKE HIS HAT

THEN SHIT IN IT

THEN PUT THE SHIT FILLED HAT IN HIS MOUTH

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/09(Sat)21:42 No. 108473 ID: fa4818
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oh ok

in that order

>>108473
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE ANGRILY
ENTER WITHOUT PERMISSION

Dress up as guard
Enter stadium
Arrest people etc.

>>108473
Find out what game is on, who is playing and the nationality of the fans.

If it's soccer and englishmen watching then this becomes so easy it's almost unbelivable. In that case you just run into the field, punch the referee in the face while yelling out one of the team names and then streak across the field while hurling abuse towards the other teams fans. That should get a riot started.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/31(Sun)08:11 No. 122486 ID: fa4818
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you sneak in dressed as a guard without permission because your cousin twice removed is most likely named asshole

o- OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG

THERE IS NO SPORTS, JUST A GUY IN A SUIT LECTURING

TH-THAT'S BORING

What the hell are we going to do to make this awesome?

Grab mike, give Kayne West speech. Then inform the already annoyed crowd that congress and the president are talking about [Political Subject].

Blow a raspberry

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/31(Sun)08:46 No. 122523 ID: fa4818
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You go to pull off that kanye thing and

WHAT THE FUCK WHY- NO, NO ONE SHOULD SMILE LIKE THAT AND THOSE EYEBROWS HOLY SHIT

>"hey man, you want to use the mic? haha ok, let me just finish giving this lecture on self help"

abort mission breeeep breeep

NOOOO! Don't be a bitch, this isn't a time for bitches! Summon all of your anger and perform special move: KICK TO THE DICK

It's not Rage Quest anymore.
It's now Sad Quest.
Your goal is to spread sadness over the world.

>>122531
It's not Sad Quest anymore.
It's now Eyebrow Quest.
Your goal is to spread eyebrows over the world.

>>122523

This quest has always been about fire.

We need more fire. Find old fire immediate, light several things on fire, and then find something that explodes to create more fire.

This is the plan. Stick to the plan.

TEAR HIS EYEBROWS OFF

Wait.... use special move KICK TO THE DICK, then STEAL his eyebrows. Your anger will be unstoppable then!

Ask him to bark like a chicken.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/31(Sun)15:58 No. 122736 ID: fa4818
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holy fucking special move batman

he looks like he is trying very hard not to cry

or instantaneously combust

ONE MORE THING TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP GUYS!

Lick him in the eye.

>>122736
Attack his psyche. Tell him his mother told you he was worthless. Also, he was adopted.
Maybe toss in a quip about her telling you this while you were busy porking her last night, if you feel like it.

>>122736
get up in his face and scream "PS3 HAS NO GAAAAAAAAAAMES"

BETTER YET, GOUGE OUT HIS EYE AND EAT IT AND THEN FUCK HIS EMPTY EYE SOCKET.

Say, "When it comes to public speaking."
Put on sunglasses.
"You don't have the balls."

>>122750
Make sure it goes into the mic, too.

Stick his severed eyebrows onto your eyebrows.

Grin like an asshole.

Wear his eyebrows as a mustache.

Tell him the only reason he went into the self help business was to make himself feel better about being completely worthless in standard society and he'd never be able to handle a job flipping burgers because it's too stressful.

Do all of the above :D

You must do it.

You must start singing a heavy metal song.

And while you do this, beat the ever loving shit out of him further.

Also, find out if he has a girlfriend. Fuck her, if possible.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/02/17(Wed)17:07 No. 133645 ID: fa4818
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radical guitar riff bro

simply beautiful

you may not have made him angry but you probably knocked him out and gave him a concussion, might as well work on the audience

>>133645
GIVE HIM A SHITLER SO WHEN HE WAKES UP ALL HE SMELLS IS SHIT

AND MAKE IT HIS OWN SHIT.

GET YE MICROPHONE

SHOUT ABOUT HOW MUCH SELF-HELP GROUPS SUCK. THEY SUCK. SUCK. SUUUUCK.

>>133645
Flash yourself to the crowd while telling them what a bunch of pathethic perverts they are for being turned on by your dick. That should get them angry and rampaging after you.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/02/19(Fri)15:23 No. 135467 ID: fa4818
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what the fuck shading ok?

pissface removes his clothes nonchalantly

"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME while i'm NAKED! You FUCKING ASSHOLES! I OUGHT TO COME UP THERE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU"

oh pissface, we're going to pretend that makes sense.

because we love you

>>135467
Do the windmill!

>>135467
Cock slap everyone to submission.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/03/07(Sun)17:05 No. 143510 ID: fa4818
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whip dat thang boyo

only 1 of those words wasn't slang holyshit

many people seem PRETTY disgusted by this, but that was expected.

"YEAH, AREN'T I JUST DESPICABLE"

>>143510
NOW JIZZ ON THE CROWD!

Alright, lets get the homophobe's angry with homoerotica. Shake your booty and say into the mike "it's like I'm wearing nothin' at all! nothin' at all!"

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/03/07(Sun)17:36 No. 143529 ID: fa4818
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>"it's like i'm wearing nothing at all! And i'm naked too!"

oh, clever

you are moving from awkward to angry but there seems to be a strange stir among the audience you don't like

try rape.

>>143529

What if... they're all gay...

>>143529
This isn't working remotely like we intended. Abort mission!

call them out on being gay.

say they are all huge gay faggots.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)12:50 No. 177254 ID: fa4818
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Pissface prepares a comment that would make one think using the word gay was the next big thing since undergrounds parking lots, an ominous robot breaks in through the stadium roof. It is most likely from one of the WPPs (whimsical protection programs- you'll be happy whether you like it or not mother fucker). It's not really clear if you are being apprehended for streaking or angry, but this does not bode well.

Pissface would say something witty like "sorry bud, I left my happy in another pocket"

...

But he cannot.

He is naked.

Oh, pissface, you charmer.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)16:51 No. 177475 ID: fa4818
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Looks like pissface was captured... Not only that but that robot's pose looks totally sexual. Ye gods

>>177475
sexy robots are best robots

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)17:22 No. 177490 ID: fa4818
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>"And today, a local criminal promoting anger was intercepted and arrested! THE MENACE IS GONE, and finally, people can smile withing being afraid! Back to you tom!"

The tv blares on in the background about the latest happiness statistics.

This is Natalie. Natalie isn't happy. The world is deluded into thinking goodness and friendship are what really matter in life. What BULL SHIT! And the only man who was trying to stop it was just arrested.

Natalie was born into a family of high up WPP members, and she found this to be her own living hell. Originally she was normal, happy, and fit in with all the other WPP hopefuls. One day she discovered a secret data base of things that had been hidden from the world for so long. It was called punk rock. Since then, Natalie grew wary of the flaws of the world. For her last birthday (16th) she got her middle name officially changed to anti-disestablishment. And her hero Pissface had just been arrested...

It was time to fuck shit up

>>177490
Time to bust his ass out of jail then. First order of business is to find out where he was taken. Then find some friends who also hate the establishment and load up on guns and explosives.

>>177491

And under no circumstances pause to consider that your group of friends is an establishment itself.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)18:37 No. 177508 ID: fa4818
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>>177491
Hrmm, the problem is you are 2 of a kind, and the guy you are going to rescue is the second... Oh well, looks like you're doing this on your own.

Natalie waters her cactus clarice and thinks "sometimes I wish you could just get up and leave this god forsaken place"

Natalie pauses for a moment.

>"haha, what am I fucking crazy, nothing like that would ever happens"

So you need to formulate a plan while watering Clarice, any ideas?

First things first though, we need a Clarence for Clarice to marry. It's much more top priority than some awesome angry pissface.

Who knows, maybe the wedding will attract all the guards for some happy and make them all weep tears distractingly while you pull some PRO shit and nab the fuck outta the jail keys behind their backs. Than you and Pissface can go on a Magical Adventure together

>>177516
as good a plan as any. you could also try saying 'abra kadabra!and see if magic works on clarice.

>>177516
And by Magical Adventure you mean Dirty Monkey Sex

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)20:40 No. 177596 ID: fa4818
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a cactus wedding? Sounds like something society would shun, therefore AWESOME, this plan gets an A +

and a gold star, perhaps we should go find a male cactus, but your mom will be home any minute, how should we piss her off?

simple but effective is the classic 'bucket of water over a door' put in on her bedroom door and when she is about to go to sleep, SPLOOSH!

>>177601
If you do this, add sugar to the water so they'll be all sticky and have to take a bath. Otherwise, they could just dry off and go to bed.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)21:03 No. 177607 ID: fa4818
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NATALIE IS GOING THROUGH WITH IT, and this guy on the right just cannot believe it.

Natalie thinks this is the best idea ever, after she makes her mom cry she's totally going to go buy a male cactus, even though technically they're asexual aren't they... hm

man, fuck science, we're gonna find a fucking male cactus

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)21:25 No. 177620 ID: fa4818
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it can't be! IT'S, IT'S..! A PLOT DEVICE!

>"Mom, why are you in your underwear?"

>"An angry man came into work today so I took off my clothes to make him feel better and he hit my boobs once or twice I think, the we jumped out of a sky scraper and landed on some dogs, and he lit his hand on fire and started punching people and ran off..."

>"........................... awesome"

>"I'm getting a bonus to compensate for the damage/trauma/mental scarring! How was your day sweetie ~<3"

Odd... Do we want to be nice or a bitch? And how do we go about doing that?

Be nice. Tell her everything you did in an AWESOME voice and do your best to make every little mundane thing sound absolutely EPIC.

>>177621
YESSS it's a combo! sarcastic kindness!

Make the awesomeface while doing so. Her rage is inevitable.

>>177621
Suddenly be voiced by DAN GREEN

>>177676
VOICED BY WILLIAM SHATNER, YOU MEAN

>>177620
You need background music, get a boombox with truly epic levels of obnoxious volume potential. Then start spreading the joyful message everywhere you go, and by joyful message I mean happiness shattering punk rock. Shit will be rad!

>>177621
also rape her

>>177621
Third/fourth/fifthing this

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/15(Sat)14:14 No. 177875 ID: fa4818
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>"Well unlike you, I had an AWESOME day, I watched my idol get arrested on TV then I hydrated my naturally occurring desert based sub-species plant, then I made a bucket of sugar water fall all over you and now I am going to go wed my cactus. I hope you slip in the shower NERD."

Natalie hoists a random boombox onto her head along with clarice and SO THE JOURNY BEGINS?

>"ok dear, have fun. I'll try to slip!"

No, this will be a lesbian cactus wedding now. Still the other cactus will be named Clarence, just because he cactus parents wanted a boy instead.

man, your mom is one robust bitch. she managed to not get angry, even after she was accosted by you AND angry guy.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/15(Sat)18:11 No. 177996 ID: fa4818
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Natalie EXPLODES through the local general store's door with her fist because she is awesome.

The Goddamn Motherfuck Shitass Bitches, a band so apparently bad the quest creator couldn't even locate one of their songs to reference, starts playing on the boombox. Natalie comes in and starts making demands.

>"I WANT a goddamn CACTUS for FREE named Clarence and the shitass bitches AINT gonna stop til I GET IT!"

Ask for a bag of chips too.

A badass bag of chips.


Name it Henrik.

Apply 90% off asscream to shop owner in any orifice of your choosing.

Use Berserk and take everything, using the strength bonus to carry is all back to your home base.

Then have a cactus wedding. With angry punk music.

>>178027
invite as many people over as you can, they more people attending better chance to make some angry.

>>177875

>"ok dear, have fun. I'll try to slip!"

Damn, she's good.

Threaten to put on Tits By A Mile, a band formed by the shitass bitches when they recruited a dumb chick to jiggle for them on stage one time. It was worse somehow.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/16(Sun)18:46 No. 178522 ID: fa4818
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>"Yo clerk bitch, i'll take these chips and this cactus which BETTER be named Clarence and uh... guess i'll take the ass cream too, because I have a sexy ass and I need to keep up my slammin' figure obviously."

The clerk looks like a generically preppy ho (which the quest runner has neglected to draw just yet)

If only you had one of those new emotion transfer things. It makes whoever you use it on embody your mood and personality... FOREVER (unless someone else uses one). The WPP tends to use them to get people to feel happy. They actually ought to carry them in this store.

>"Will that be cash or credit <:3c"

STEAL IT

Steal the emotion transfer thing, but after paying in cash for this stuff. Don't acknowledge that you're stealing it either, just grab it for it is yours. Confusion helps breed anger.

>>178522
fake happiness.
Ask if you can borrow the emotion transfer for a while. You need to 'get happy to your cacti'.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)16:14 No. 178842 ID: fa4818
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>"hey, you know those new emotional transfer things? Yeah I uh, I am totally going to use that to make my cactus happy ok? Totally let me borrow it, I'm totally not going to use it on you or anything like that. Obviously not."

>"aw, you're a real sweatie, wanting to make your cactus happy like that, sure thing. How will you be paying~"

Yep, definitely generic ho.

WITH MY BODY

use your mom's credit card.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)17:04 No. 178867 ID: fa4818
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>"GOOD THING I JUST CARRY MY MOMS CRADIT CARD AROUND CUZ I'M SUCH A REBEL AND WE DO THAT!"

>"...oh"

how anti-climatic

but ok

now that you have the thing get as angry as you can and zap the fuck out of that cashier!

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)17:31 No. 178887 ID: fa4818
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getting angry sounds good, but how do you advise we do that, it's not like we can just GET angry (pft logic I know right?)

OH FUCK YOU JUST STUBBED YOUR TOE HULKETTE MAD!

>>178893
it doesn't work that way in this world... remember?
Damn people are happy even if you cuss them out and wish death upon their families

You're gonna have to accidently run the emotion transfer in reverse...

>>178887
Turn on the news. Watch their coverage of the rage guy's arrest. Become enraged.

grab clarice by the top getting needles all in your hand, scream in rage/pain.

>>178905
hug clairice
obtain prickly fists/arms/chest
Hug the store owner in your 'happiness'

Self inflicted wounds is emo not punk.

Get meta-enraged at suggesters telling you to cut yourself, like you were some pansy ass emo who listens to Evanescence and Linkin Park.

I didn't mean hurt yourself
your clothes seem thick enough to have the needles in them without you getting hurt.

So hug catcti, and get needles into store owner through hug.
She shall rage from confusion

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/06/17(Thu)12:44 No. 194979 ID: fa4818
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you squeeze that motherfucker like it's the climax of intercourse!.. Wait, does that even make sense? Oh well, you're shit-fucking mad now! WHAT ACTION DO YOU TAKE!?

use emotion thing on shop keeper

You need more piercings to show how angry and punk you are.