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443858 No. 443858 ID: ebdd3a

You are Chicken Chungus, the greatest superhereo the world will ever know.
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No. 443859 ID: ebdd3a
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443859

And you have just apprehended a VILLAIN. Orally. What shall you do with him?
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No. 443860 ID: d6c330

Depends. What did the villain do? We need to know his crimes before we can decide on an appropriate punishment.
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No. 443863 ID: ebdd3a
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443863

>>443860
He has committed the heinous crime of PREFERRING FROZEN YOGURT TO ICE CREAM! ONLY HIPPIES EAT FROGURT!
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No. 443865 ID: d6c330

He's a food hippie?

Head down your local non-green non-vegetarian chemical using chain supermarket, and spit the hippie out into the bin of meat in the butcher or deli section. I'm sure he'll be suitably traumatized.
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No. 443868 ID: 6a1ec2

You can then claim the meat as prize for your doling out the justice.
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No. 443900 ID: ebdd3a
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443900

>>443865
[animated]
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No. 443917 ID: ebdd3a
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443917

A job well done.
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No. 443918 ID: d6c330

Good. Now skedaddle before anyone raises a fuss about you battling villains in the local supermarket, or taking your fair share of meats.

The whole point of a secret identity is so you don't have to pay for the mess, after all.
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No. 443919 ID: ebdd3a
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443919

Now that you've finished dispensing justice upon that villainous wretch, you consider retiring for the day. But, you sense that there is still evil afoot. Should you return to headquarters, or go on patrol?
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No. 443922 ID: 6a1ec2

>>443919

No need to go on patrol. There is evil afoot! As in under your foot. Look what you just stepped in!
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No. 443965 ID: e19022

Does Chungus have a nemesis?
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No. 444412 ID: ebdd3a
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444412

>>443922
Under your foot? Only the usual stuff.
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No. 444428 ID: ebdd3a
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444428

>>443965
Your nemesisio...

He is the most cruel criminal in all of Generic City. His psychopathy and evil know no limits.

He has committed every offense in the book, from sucking at Blazblue to being a virgin.

But most of all, he dared to insult, to bismerch the name, of the greatest artistic tour-de-force that humanity has ever produced; Jimmy Johnson's Anything With An Engine.

This fiend, this wicked wretch of which you speak, is none other than...
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No. 444430 ID: ebdd3a
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444430

PIMP MAN, NEFARIOUS HARBINGER OF HOOKER AND MONEY-BASED DOOM!
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No. 444450 ID: 3f7a14

OH DAMN, DON'T LET HIM PIMP SLAP YOU. TAKE ONE OF HIS HOES AS A HOSTAGE
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No. 444874 ID: e19022

what are Chicken Chungus's powers?
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No. 445820 ID: ebdd3a
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445820

>>444874
You bear the uncanny and mighty ability to enlarge and weaponize your _______!
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No. 445835 ID: b85f8c

>>445820
Mouth, obviously.
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No. 445923 ID: 9718f3

Femur, because the idea seems implausible.
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No. 445976 ID: 2bafff

>>445835
why stop there? obviously it is his entire face
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No. 446015 ID: ac346d

uni-cycle
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No. 446168 ID: 7459d5

>>445820
Clearly his Chungusphone!
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No. 446336 ID: b6edd6

Appendix! You'll show them what's 'useless'!
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No. 448895 ID: ebdd3a
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448895

>>445976
>>446015
>>446336

I can't decide which of these I like better, so I'm doing them all.
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No. 455577 ID: 4c0017
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455577

>>444450
YES! OF COURSE! THIS IS BRILLIANT! But where could his nefarious hoes be hiding? Should you check the art museum, or Starbucks?
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No. 455617 ID: 1b815a

Everyone knows hoes have an eye for fine art, so they obviously wouldn't be looking at any of the trash they keep at an art museum. To the local Starbucks.
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