Hello, Jean.

We cannot.
She has no name, nor shall she ever.

Rebecca

>>439917
Sounds good. Time to wake up Jean.

Shaquanda

Amia DeChevre

>>439922
Anti-spam update downvote

Might as well suggest a real name

Ashtarte

Oh man, I cannot let this go to waste.
*ahem*
Her name is Moonshine. MOOOOOONSHIIIIINE!

ISI ENIKŐ DAMHNAIT

IDRIYA ALLI LAGLE

>>439934
Yes.

>>439922
Jean is a fine name. Let's go with that.

>>439926
>>439928
>>439931
>>439934
Those names are retarded.

Seconding Moonshine. Because fuck you, suggester.

>>439944
Third'd

Yes, Moonshine.

>>439936
Fuck you too.

Moonshine Whiskey it is.

Twilight Sparkle!

>>439928
voting for this because why the hell not

I'm going to throw my lot in with Jean. Hello, Jean!

Wake up already!

FRACTAL 2012/08/06(Mon)21:59 No. 440027 ID: 6808dd
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Wake up, Jean.

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FRACTAL 2012/08/06(Mon)22:00 No. 440028 ID: 6808dd
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You've been asleep a long time, Jean Moonshine. A little too long, honestly. I doubt anyone will even recognize you anymore.

We should fix that.

Look out yonder window.

How long hast thou lain slumbering?

There's drool on your hair and snot coming out your nose. Go fix this mess.

Look out the window, and look around the room to get your bearings. Where are we? Also, who's talking to us? Disembodied voice or just a narrator?

>>440028
Who do you remember?

Oh damn, time to pour yourself a stiff drink while you try to remember and all that.

where are we?

FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:43 No. 440906 ID: 6808dd
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Look out the window, Jean. Do you remember this place?

FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:43 No. 440907 ID: 6808dd
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You do. Vaguely. It's not remembrance so much as a comfortable sort of familiarity.
The scene outside ... it feels like home, at least a little bit.

FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:43 No. 440908 ID: 6808dd
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The room, too, gives you the faintest feeling that it isn't new to you. You feel like you played here as a child, or like you visited a few times, half-asleep, and only barely remembered it when you woke the next day.

But people, names, faces - those all elude you.

FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:44 No. 440909 ID: 6808dd
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Your caretaker will be here shortly, and then I'll leave you be. But when you go to sleep again, I'll be here. Perhaps I'll explain some things ... perhaps I'll give you some more time to figure things out on your own. We'll see how you do, after such a long rest.

The voice fades. You're alone, for a moment or two.

FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:44 No. 440910 ID: 6808dd
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The peace doesn't last, though. A moment later, the door slams open.

"Well, well! I thought something felt different - and look who's awake!" The maid walks in - no, she STOMPS in - bearing a silver tray. "Rise and shine, Mary Sue! Let's see what we've got."

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FRACTAL 2012/08/09(Thu)00:45 No. 440911 ID: 6808dd
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She sets the tray down and circles you appraisingly. "Jeeeeeezus. You look like something a 14-year-old would draw on the back of their algebra notes. Where's the sweet little girl who used to sleep here, huh?" She shrugs and steps back. "Doesn't matter. We've got a LOT to catch up on. 8 years and your subjects haven't had much in the way of leadership, and once they hear you're awake - which'll be soon, by the way, secrets don't keep here - they're gonna be expecting some."

"What subjects?"

You have the best caretaker ever! Jeeeeeezus!

> We've got a LOT to catch up on.
Yes, ma'am! Let's do this!

go full lesbian on dat catmaid

How long were you ruling before you fell asleep?

"Refresh my memory, please? What was happening before I fell asleep?"

who?

Fractal Weapons 2012/08/15(Wed)21:57 No. 443720 ID: c8c8e9
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You try to get in a word edge-wise, but she keeps going. "Also, can I ask why I'm a fucking cat? A cat maid, more specifically? Of all things, I'm a cat maid. I mean, really..."

(Just to remind you guys, this quest is a collab between Fractal and CasualWeapons)

Fractal Weapons 2012/08/15(Wed)21:59 No. 443721 ID: c8c8e9
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She keeps going, and going... does she ever stop complaining? You try to speak again, and this time, she does stop, just for a moment: "Excuse me, but you said something about subjects? Who would those be?"

Fractal Weapons 2012/08/15(Wed)22:01 No. 443722 ID: c8c8e9
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She rolls her eyes, a hand on her hip. A huff of air escapes her mouth. "Your subjects are obviously the people who live in this land that you rule over. However, most of 'em seem to be a bit comatose lately."

IMPALE THEM ON STAKES

say "oh... well i guess i need to wake them up? and i don't think i have any control of your cat-gil-ness."

Would you like to be something other than a catgirl maid? Do I have control over that?

Fractal Weapons 2012/08/25(Sat)06:08 No. 447394 ID: 8dbc01
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You stop and think for a second, then you realize something.
"Wait, how is it my fault that you're a cat? Do I have control over that or something? This is all too weird. Why do I even have subjects? Who in their right mind would make me the leader of any country?"
"Whoa, whoa, one question at a time!" the cat woman huffs.

Fractal Weapons 2012/08/25(Sat)06:10 No. 447397 ID: 8dbc01
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"First off, you have a kingdom. Not a country. Some people in this land are given a kingdom to control and rule over. So for some reason, you're special, kid.
As for the cat thing, it's not like you have direct control over it, but it's more like what your subconscious wants. So unless your subconscious changes its mind, I'm kinda stuck like this."

Oh, um, sorry for my subconscious making you something you don't want to be, then.

"well... you are kinda pretty. so, uhh. let's get started?"

"Well if you don't relax you might be a dog maid very soon."

Maybe you should have some breakfast while you plan. It might be a good idea to wake up your delectable, sexy subjects from their comatose states.

What kind of land is this?

Are... are we Jean's subconscious?

CAN we turn her into a dog maid?

"What kind of Leadership do they want? Do... Do they want me to take them to war or something?"

>>448041
Well, we didn't suggest catmaid, so I'm guessing we don't directly control it.

Let's get a tour of the estate.

>>448107
Yeah, but maybe that was the default. We can TRY, can't we?