look around,something useful?

Nice pompadour. What's up?

So... whatcha doing here?

And what's that on your back?

Zero-Sixteen!.0.16.Xncg 2012/08/04(Sat)04:58 No. 439170 ID: e8cde6
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>"So...whatcha doing here?"

"Eh? Whossat?"

>"Back here. Nice Pompadour by the way."

try to not freak out, we wawnt to help

We're... apparently a scary skull head in the wall?

Don't worry about it. We're the voices. We're here to help. Bring us up to speed with your situation, and we'll help you figure out a way to handle things.

Make a contract with us and become a magical girl! Seriously, don't believe in anything we say.

Yeah, we are always lying!
well... that's a lie, too...
Do you want a piece of cake?

>>439170
Wait, not a pompadour. That's a, whatsit. Mohawk.

Got any beer?

The cake is NEVER a lie. You like cake, right?

Zero-Sixteen!.0.16.Xncg 2012/08/07(Tue)19:34 No. 440302 ID: e8cde6
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> "Don't worry about it. My name is Pell; I'm here to help."

W-what?! What the fuck are you?!

>"Would you like some cake? Got any beer?"

(Sorry for the slow update, here, have a scary rape face as compensation.)

> What the fuck are you?!
That's a really stupid question. Would it make any difference if you knew that? Now, how can we help you?

So you don't have any beer? well if we're helping you, you better buy us some later.

Zero-Sixteen!.0.16.Xncg 2012/08/07(Tue)21:16 No. 440359 ID: e8cde6
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>"That's a really stupid question. Would it make any difference if you knew that? Now, how can we help you?"

"H-help me?"

Sure, I'm super helpful, and with pretty cheap rates too.

Yes, help. It's a thing you do where people have a problem, and you offer aid or advice in order to make the problem go away.

You're locked in a cell. Obviously you have a problem. So you want help, yes?

I don't know the particulars, but IN A DUNGEON CELL WASTING AWAY doesn't sound like a good situation to me. So, how can we help you~?

>>440359
Wait actually that IS a good question. What ARE we?

What are we? can't say we are sure ourselves but what we do know is we can help you get out of here.

Zero-Sixteen!.0.16.Xncg 2012/08/07(Tue)21:56 No. 440388 ID: e8cde6
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>"Yes, help. It's a thing you do where people have a problem, and you offer aid or advice in order to make the problem go away. "

"My problem?"

>"I don't know the particulars, but in a dungeon cell wasting away doesn't sound like a good situation to me. So, how can I help you~?"

(Pell is a minor God of Mischeif, Fate, and Chaos. Pell cannot effect the real world, but instead can be seen by those who are touched by destiny. Hated by most of the greater god because he constantly foils their plans.)

Why is he in here. ANSWERS. INFORMATION. WE NEED THEM!

>>440388
Look, I can't help you if you just stand there and gape. I can't effect anything, but you wouldn't be able to see me if you weren't meant for something big. Tell me about yourself.

Tell us your story.

Yes, that's right, I'm.... A spirit guide!

Seeing our visage is a sign that you're due for big things bigger than rotting in a cell. Don't thank us for that; you're pretty much screwed. We're just here to laugh while shit goes down.

tries punching the bars off

No seriously, we literally can't do anything except point and laugh, and be foreboding. Enjoy your doom! Don't mind if I grab some popcorn I hope?

hmm what is the state of the lock on your cell?

>>439158
No who's this joker and how did they think that's a pompadour?

>>440388
Come on, kid, you gotta work with me here. Tell me where we're at, what you're doing here and your name. Issat a tattoo on your back?

Don't judge a book by it's cover, man. I'm really here to help. Your gaurdian angels, of sorts.

Don't be ridiculous, every mohawk is a pompadour.

Zero-Sixteen!.0.16.Xncg 2012/08/23(Thu)19:07 No. 446714 ID: e8cde6
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>"Look, I can't help you if you just stand there and gape."

"..."

>"Come on, kid, you gotta work with me here. Tell me where we're at, what you're doing here and your name."

"Alright. Not like it matters anyway...What are you, anyway?"

>"Your...gaurdian angel, of sorts. The fact you can even see me means you're meant for something big. I'm really here to help."

"Hah. Guardian angel. Well, mister angel; my name is Raosal, and if you hadn't noticed, I'm about to be executed. If you really are a guardian angel, you'd do me a heap of good by finding me a way out of here before I end up on the gallows."

>"No dice, mohawk. As a spirit guide-"

"I thought you said you were a guardian angel?"

>"Erm. Same thing. Anyway, I can't actually touch anything."

"Well. Fat load of use you are, then."

>"Yes...well...Why are you in here?"

"Why do you think? I pissed off the wrong people for too long and they finally got the courage to ambush me and do something about it. Cowards."

>finding me a way out
Maybe I'm just stating the obvious here, but it sure looks like you could just walk out between those bars if you turned sideways. I mean, you're practically leaning halfway now. Make a break for it, doof.

We could like, take a look around outside a bit.

>>446714
Well, I'll see what I can do. Can you tell me how many guards there are, how well trained they are, and how frequent their patrols are?