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428985 No. 428985 ID: 05dce8

WELCOME TO STRANGE QUEST, THE PROLOGUE AND POSSIBLY CHAPTER ONE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING OR HOW THIS SHIT GOES. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A STORY IN MIND. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, INTREPID QUESTEE?
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No. 428986 ID: 97fe92

John Questman, P.I.
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No. 428987 ID: 4ec71d

Professor Dr. Layton Jones, archaeologist and puzzle master.
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No. 428988 ID: 09e5bf

Ms. John Johnson
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No. 428990 ID: 067a04

Ganster Esqut, P.I.
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No. 428991 ID: 299ed3

Girl-Hitler
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No. 428992 ID: 95c2d7

>>428985
Cyborg Catgirl Hitler, P.I.
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No. 428993 ID: 89cf4b

Howler Fox-Kitty the third, esquire.
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No. 428994 ID: cf49fc

LANDO FOX-KITTY THE CYBORG CAT GIRL HITLER, P.I.

Lando, for short.
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No. 428995 ID: 05dce8
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428995

THE RULES:
BECAUSE THERE ARE RULES HERE.

FIRST RULE: YOU HAVE TO...NO STOP FUCKING DOING THAT, WAKE UP, ASSHOLE.
I SAID WAKE THE FUCK UP.
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No. 428996 ID: 05dce8
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428996

>>428986
>>428987
>>428988
>>428990
>>428991
>>428992
>>428993
>>428994

SHIT, HE'S FUCKING OUT COLD. OUR ROOMMATE IS OUT COLD. WHAT NOW?

ALSO THOSE ARE ALL STUPID FUCKING NAMES, THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. GODDAMN, NAMES LIKE THAT ARE INSANE.
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No. 428998 ID: fa9f7e

>>428996
Fine. Ecru Bloomers, then.
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No. 428999 ID: 05dce8
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428999

>>428998
Alright, Ecru works.

Now what?
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No. 429000 ID: fa9f7e

>>428999
Put your roommate's hand in a bowl of warm water.
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No. 429002 ID: 09e5bf

we need more information

Check yourselves before you wreck yourself.
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No. 429004 ID: 05dce8
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429004

>>429002
THIS IS YOU. YOUR NAME IS ECRU, AND YOU HEAR MULTIPLE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE WHEN YOU TURNED FIFTEEN YOU BEGAN HEARING SHIT. YOU CAN ALSO SEE CLUES THAT NONE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS CAN. WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH, YOU KEEP ON TRUCKING.

>>429000
DONE. HE'S GOING TO BE PISSED WHEN HE WAKES UP.
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No. 429005 ID: 886a4d

Literally
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No. 429006 ID: fa9f7e

>>429004
Pretty sure he should already be pissi-- Oh, you meant as in angry.

Do you have any goals, hopes, or dreams?
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No. 429007 ID: 05dce8
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429007

>>429006
EVER SINCE WE CONTRACTED SCHIZOPHRENIA, IT'S BEEN LIKE SURFING /b/ CONSTANTLY. I MEAN, HONESTLY, EARLIER WE WANTED TO NAME OURSELVES PROFESSOR MISSES GANGSTER DOCTOR CYBORG-CATGIRL FOX-KITTY, HOWLER QUESTMAN, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

JESUS FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.
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No. 429009 ID: 067a04

>>429007

I recommend either a doctor or hot lead.
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No. 429010 ID: fa9f7e

>>429007
Trust me, we aren't /b/. We'd be using a lot more racial slurs, injokes, and old memes if we were, Ms. Bloomers.

I suggest you get some LSD and consume it.
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No. 429011 ID: c3c502

>JESUS FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.

Well, you hear voices. Although, in our experience, lots of people do. Surprisingly, this often works to their advantage.

Also, your internal volume seems to be stuck on 11. You may here voices, but we voices hear senseless yelling. You're probably giving yourself regular headaches. This is probably the source of your frustration and anger. Which in turn fuels more yelling... you need to break the loop.
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No. 429013 ID: 05dce8
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429013

>>429009
>>429010
>>429011

THAT...seems reasonable. The internal monologue shall not be in yelling anymore. That's usually how we had power over each other by yelling. You batch seem better. The last batch, before the meds, were always yelling.

We are currently in therapy and we cannot have guns, because we are insane, thus cannot get a license.

Also, the last time we took LSD we ended up in jail for five hours. It was not pleasant.
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No. 429014 ID: fa9f7e

>>429013
Okay. Our new goal is to be considered sane. Who decides that? Who takes cares of or watches you?

Are there any hidden/ non-hidden cameras around?
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No. 429016 ID: 927efa

Ask Mr. Woods for some guns. He's got a psychiatric record too!
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No. 429017 ID: cf49fc

>>429014
We shall become gods of sanity. Get a good breakfast, then do exercises like pushups and shit. We wanna be strong. Strong in body, and strong in mind.
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No. 429018 ID: 05dce8
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429018

>>429014
Unfortunately, the entire room is in view. We do not have an iota of privacy, but we have grown used to it. We have nothing to fear, because we are good beings.

>>429016
Who?

>>429017
If we begin exercising an unusual amount, we'll be suspected of planning something.
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No. 429019 ID: fa9f7e

>>429018
Act bored, get an evil grin and chuckle a bit, then shut your eyes, shake you head, and mutter something. Then exercise a bit. If anyone asks, you had a weird urge and decided to channel your energy into something more productive.

When they get used to it, exercise a bit more, and so on.
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No. 429021 ID: c3c502

Have your captors left you anything to do? Bored confinement usually makes people more unstable, not less. I mean, c'mon, even exercising is bad? That's like, the standard for prisoners with nothing to do.
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No. 429023 ID: 05dce8
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429023

>>429021
>>429019

Breaking from routines is bad, they say. They say we are not fit for life, but we are allowed to live because we are special. We know the truth.
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No. 429025 ID: fa9f7e

>>429023
>a way out appears.png
THEY
ARE
BLIND

...The cameras don't actually work, do they? Open the door and leave.
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No. 429026 ID: c3c502

Someone appears to have written you a message on the other side of that... mirror? Observation window? I'm not sure.

Can you see that? Is this one of those clues you can see that no one else can you mentioned earlier?
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No. 429027 ID: 05dce8
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429027

>>429025

Well, it couldn't hurt to check outside. We usually can wander about the complex unimpeded.

>>429026

It might be, who knows?

Let's just lock the door behind us and...

Oh god.
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No. 429028 ID: fa9f7e

>>429027
'Smith' will suffice.
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No. 429031 ID: 05dce8
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429031

What the hell happened here?
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No. 429032 ID: 05dce8
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429032

PROLOGUE END.

SECRETS FOUND: 1/2
EVENTS ACTIVATED: -/-
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No. 429033 ID: fa9f7e

>>429031
Strange things, I would say. Leave the compound, they're all dead anyway. You can't help them.
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No. 429034 ID: c3c502

...the crazyhouse admitted someone or something too dangerous to cure, or contain. Then shit went down.

You need to get out of here. Trust the voice in your head- running is totally the sane option here.
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No. 429035 ID: 05dce8

>>429033
>>429034

Wait for the next chapter to begin, folks. Quest is on pause for the moment, so I can mentally prep myself for the next one. Draw up a map, think up a monster, so on, so forth.

Postponed until tomorrow
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No. 429041 ID: 927efa

Who drew all that green stuff saying PROLOGUE END just now?? It was right in front of your eyes!
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No. 429183 ID: 03121e

Quick, this is the perfect time to become a Private Investigator.
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