John Questman, P.I.

Professor Dr. Layton Jones, archaeologist and puzzle master.

Ms. John Johnson

Ganster Esqut, P.I.

Girl-Hitler

>>428985
Cyborg Catgirl Hitler, P.I.

Howler Fox-Kitty the third, esquire.

LANDO FOX-KITTY THE CYBORG CAT GIRL HITLER, P.I.

Lando, for short.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)11:47 No. 428995 ID: 05dce8
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THE RULES:
BECAUSE THERE ARE RULES HERE.

FIRST RULE: YOU HAVE TO...NO STOP FUCKING DOING THAT, WAKE UP, ASSHOLE.
I SAID WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)11:50 No. 428996 ID: 05dce8
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>>428986
>>428987
>>428988
>>428990
>>428991
>>428992
>>428993
>>428994

SHIT, HE'S FUCKING OUT COLD. OUR ROOMMATE IS OUT COLD. WHAT NOW?

ALSO THOSE ARE ALL STUPID FUCKING NAMES, THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. GODDAMN, NAMES LIKE THAT ARE INSANE.

>>428996
Fine. Ecru Bloomers, then.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)11:58 No. 428999 ID: 05dce8
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>>428998
Alright, Ecru works.

Now what?

>>428999
Put your roommate's hand in a bowl of warm water.

we need more information

Check yourselves before you wreck yourself.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)12:12 No. 429004 ID: 05dce8
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>>429002
THIS IS YOU. YOUR NAME IS ECRU, AND YOU HEAR MULTIPLE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE WHEN YOU TURNED FIFTEEN YOU BEGAN HEARING SHIT. YOU CAN ALSO SEE CLUES THAT NONE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS CAN. WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH, YOU KEEP ON TRUCKING.

>>429000
DONE. HE'S GOING TO BE PISSED WHEN HE WAKES UP.

Literally

>>429004
Pretty sure he should already be pissi-- Oh, you meant as in angry.

Do you have any goals, hopes, or dreams?

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)12:24 No. 429007 ID: 05dce8
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>>429006
EVER SINCE WE CONTRACTED SCHIZOPHRENIA, IT'S BEEN LIKE SURFING /b/ CONSTANTLY. I MEAN, HONESTLY, EARLIER WE WANTED TO NAME OURSELVES PROFESSOR MISSES GANGSTER DOCTOR CYBORG-CATGIRL FOX-KITTY, HOWLER QUESTMAN, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

JESUS FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.

>>429007

I recommend either a doctor or hot lead.

>>429007
Trust me, we aren't /b/. We'd be using a lot more racial slurs, injokes, and old memes if we were, Ms. Bloomers.

I suggest you get some LSD and consume it.

>JESUS FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.

Well, you hear voices. Although, in our experience, lots of people do. Surprisingly, this often works to their advantage.

Also, your internal volume seems to be stuck on 11. You may here voices, but we voices hear senseless yelling. You're probably giving yourself regular headaches. This is probably the source of your frustration and anger. Which in turn fuels more yelling... you need to break the loop.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)12:41 No. 429013 ID: 05dce8
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>>429009
>>429010
>>429011

THAT...seems reasonable. The internal monologue shall not be in yelling anymore. That's usually how we had power over each other by yelling. You batch seem better. The last batch, before the meds, were always yelling.

We are currently in therapy and we cannot have guns, because we are insane, thus cannot get a license.

Also, the last time we took LSD we ended up in jail for five hours. It was not pleasant.

>>429013
Okay. Our new goal is to be considered sane. Who decides that? Who takes cares of or watches you?

Are there any hidden/ non-hidden cameras around?

Ask Mr. Woods for some guns. He's got a psychiatric record too!

>>429014
We shall become gods of sanity. Get a good breakfast, then do exercises like pushups and shit. We wanna be strong. Strong in body, and strong in mind.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)12:54 No. 429018 ID: 05dce8
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>>429014
Unfortunately, the entire room is in view. We do not have an iota of privacy, but we have grown used to it. We have nothing to fear, because we are good beings.

>>429016
Who?

>>429017
If we begin exercising an unusual amount, we'll be suspected of planning something.

>>429018
Act bored, get an evil grin and chuckle a bit, then shut your eyes, shake you head, and mutter something. Then exercise a bit. If anyone asks, you had a weird urge and decided to channel your energy into something more productive.

When they get used to it, exercise a bit more, and so on.

Have your captors left you anything to do? Bored confinement usually makes people more unstable, not less. I mean, c'mon, even exercising is bad? That's like, the standard for prisoners with nothing to do.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)13:12 No. 429023 ID: 05dce8
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>>429021
>>429019

Breaking from routines is bad, they say. They say we are not fit for life, but we are allowed to live because we are special. We know the truth.

>>429023
>a way out appears.png
THEY
ARE
BLIND

...The cameras don't actually work, do they? Open the door and leave.

Someone appears to have written you a message on the other side of that... mirror? Observation window? I'm not sure.

Can you see that? Is this one of those clues you can see that no one else can you mentioned earlier?

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)13:22 No. 429027 ID: 05dce8
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>>429025

Well, it couldn't hurt to check outside. We usually can wander about the complex unimpeded.

>>429026

It might be, who knows?

Let's just lock the door behind us and...

Oh god.

>>429027
'Smith' will suffice.

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)13:33 No. 429031 ID: 05dce8
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What the hell happened here?

Medic 2012/07/04(Wed)13:34 No. 429032 ID: 05dce8
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PROLOGUE END.

SECRETS FOUND: 1/2
EVENTS ACTIVATED: -/-

>>429031
Strange things, I would say. Leave the compound, they're all dead anyway. You can't help them.

...the crazyhouse admitted someone or something too dangerous to cure, or contain. Then shit went down.

You need to get out of here. Trust the voice in your head- running is totally the sane option here.

>>429033
>>429034

Wait for the next chapter to begin, folks. Quest is on pause for the moment, so I can mentally prep myself for the next one. Draw up a map, think up a monster, so on, so forth.

Postponed until tomorrow

Who drew all that green stuff saying PROLOGUE END just now?? It was right in front of your eyes!

Quick, this is the perfect time to become a Private Investigator.