I wish I had less wishes ten wishes is a lot of wishes what about two wishes

My second wish is that I was a bear

>>420431
okay that is the dumbest thing ever.


wish to know exactly what you want to wish for.

first off, I wish for a brain that could handle omniscience. secondly, I wish omniscience.

You guys are boring.

I wish I had a billion dollars!

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)12:44 No. 420443 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420431
The genie manages to stifle an annoyed gaze through his yorkshire cap.

"'M afraid it don' work that way, lass. The whole less wishes thing, I mean. Kinda feckin' stupid, really."

>>420434
"Sorry, bu' genies ain't allowed to make people more powerful than 'emselves. Makes the 'ole prospect o' a genie right pointless."

>>420432
"Oim a genie, no' a psychic."

Wish for perfect health, and the guaranteed ability to return to perfect health in the aftermath of any nonlethal injury.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)13:01 No. 420450 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420437
"Now that, I can do!"

The genie rubs his hands together, and casts a spell towards the ground, a colorful, crackling bolt of majick energy that would spite god himself striking the earth with dominating force. As the smoke clears you find yourself staring at the biggest pile of money you've ever seen in your life. You dive in, cheering and guffawing. You'll never have to work another day in your life!

Or so you think. What you haven't taken into account is the economic size of your country! With the introduction of your billion dollars into the economy, inflation has been sent skyrocketing!

The price of inflation is so high that the most you can afford with your billion dollars is a peach!

You have nine wishes left.

grumble about how inflation doesn't work that way.

wish for the ability to heal from any damage, in the event of parts being broken off the biggest part regrows and the smaller bits die off.

I wish you were a lady genie with light brown hair.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)13:23 No. 420458 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420455
You mention to the genie that inflation doesn't work like that.

"It does in this quest, lassie." he retorts.

Moving on, you mention to the genie your wish to heal from any damage, lethal or no. He sighs, readies his majick, and tells you to brace yourself.

Ow. Oh god, ow. Fuck everything you said about majick being majestic, this fucking hurts. It feels like a little germ arsonist snuck into your body and lit your organs on fire. It feels like your bones are being crushed into dust. It feels like you're being made to listen to REO Speedwagon's entire discography.

Finally, after about five minutes, the pain subsides, and you collapse on the ground, panting.

"Rought. That should abou' do'er." the genie remarks.

You have eight wishes left.

World peace. That's my wish.

to find out if aliens exist.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)13:47 No. 420475 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420463
"Alright. I can do that."
The genie sends a bolt of majick skyward, and it expands across the skyline, seemingly covering the entire planet in majickal energy. There is a quick flash, and suddenly the majickal barrier has disappeared.

The genie explains that he has just killed every other human being on Earth.

You have seven wishes left.

The ability to teleport literally anything literally anywhere you want in literally any way you want.

>>420479
You already have that. It's called having wishes.

That`s not her ability, its the genies!

>>420484
Yes, but ultimately, the genie is subservient to her. His abilities are her abilities.

uhh... hang on a sec. if you are near a dictionary get it and look up Peace. if not then >>420479

>>420486
Except he's quite obviously an asshat.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)14:19 No. 420494 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420479
OKAY FINE JESUS

The genie bestows upon you the ability to grant your own wishes. He then bids you farewell and drives to the city in his bitchin' hummer to get some ho's.

You have infinite wishes left.

> The genie explains that he has just killed every other human being on Earth.
Ahahahahaha! That's exactly what I wanted! Now, bring everyone back so we can kill them again!

wish the world peace wish was undone.

>>420494
The genie has to serve us for all eternity. This is my greatest wish.

Wait a few moments until the Genie comes back after realizing he just killed everoyne... including the hos. Then bring everyone back

>>420498
>>420499
We win. His eternal servitude is the price for hos.

If he tries to bring them back, kill them again via teleportation into a black hole.

And then when he agrees, make him our ho.

welp, time to blow this rock. wish for a pimpin' spaceship and hyperjump or whatever to one of them Gliese planets.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)15:32 No. 420526 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420499
>>420500
Realizing the circumstances, you, instead of merely wishing everybody back to life, decide to wait for the genie to return. But he doesn't. He never comes back. You would find out a week later that he, upon realizing that every hoe on the planet was dead, killed himself (instead of just bringing them all back to life, like a person with reasonable intelligence.)

Frustrated, you decide to just go ahead and bring everybody back to life.

You outstrech your arms, clench your eyelids, and focus on your desire. You can feel both your own mystical energy and the mystical energies of the world around you synergate, until they become virtually one in the same.

Then, shit happens.

Noooooooo not shiiiiiit

instead of relife try wish undo.

> he, upon realizing that every hoe on the planet was dead, killed himself
Damn, I was planning a competition about hoes and stuff! What a dick!

> Then, shit happens.
Zombie apocalypse? Zombie apocalypse.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)16:17 No. 420555 ID: 1bd9ab
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The human race has returned to life, free to rape and murder itself once more.

click Undo. then find the peace wish and click UNDO on it too.

The horror. Kill them again. Something went wrong somewhere and we should try our hand at being asinine and godlike. Let's revise creation.

well I think everything turned out just fine. don't undo.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)16:35 No. 420565 ID: 1bd9ab
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>>420561
OOPS. THIS WON'T DO.

You know what? Screw god, and screw his design. We can do BETTER, you say to yourself. You once again do away with humanity, but this time on purpose. They are archaic, outdated, they have no place in your glorious new world.

Except for Muzzy. You have plans for him, and besides, you couldn't kill him even if you wanted to. He's Muzzy.

Anyway, this world is your canvas, and your majicks, your brush. What shall we create?

first off, food is now supplied by precipitation.

>>420568

Cloudy with a chance of fuck yes.

Create a giant statue made of diamonds in your image.

> You once again do away with humanity, but this time on purpose.
No, the first time was also on purpose. I know a dick when I see one.

>>420568
This, but only with jackfruit, coconuts and watermelons. Really big ones. That or expired canned food.

>>420568
Hell yes.

Also, lakes are all giant vaginas. If anyone jacks off into them, a heron is born. It then goes to their house and rattles their pots and pans.

hughleopard 2012/06/10(Sun)17:21 No. 420595 ID: 1bd9ab
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