~ 2012/05/12(Sat)19:27 No. 410992 ID: 8aa1e4
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[~]-Eug... N... not... not now...

>Craws on the cold stone floor...

[~]-Have to... Have to fi-finish...

~ 2012/05/12(Sat)19:29 No. 410994 ID: 8aa1e4
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[~]-Al... Almost... Please... *Wimper* Please... Just a little... more...

>>410992
EAT YOUR STACK OF PORKCHOPS!

~ 2012/05/12(Sat)19:38 No. 410998 ID: 8aa1e4
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Before you lies three cards... they all have meanings, but they are hidden and hidden they should be. Pick one, only one... Go with your gut and pick with your heart~

•Seven of wands
•The Sun
•Page of Cups Inverted

Xel'lotath!

Wait no. Sun!

>>410998
PRAISE THE SUN!

>>411001
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...

>>410998
The sun. I want to see how long we can keep the Inverted Page Of Cups out of this.

Page.

Inverted Page of CupsPSYCH!

Seven of wands

The one that doesn't lead to animu sex

SUN!

~ 2012/05/12(Sat)21:26 No. 411027 ID: 8aa1e4
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Now there are three more cards. Pick two, leaving one behind

•Queen of Swords
•Ace of Coins
•Five of Cups

queen

Ace of Coins and Five of Cups.

Swords and Coins

>>411027
Queen of Swords
Ace of Coins

>>411029
oh derp. queen and coin.

~ 2012/05/12(Sat)22:42 No. 411056 ID: 8aa1e4
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There are now two cards, chose any number of them.

•The Empress
•The Emperor

only two more card questions, bare with it~

Three Empresses, One Emperor

The Emperor

uhhh, both?

>>411056
Emporer. only.

I'm going to have to acknowledge the voice stuck in my head telling me to vote "For the Emprah!" Lousy 40k...

1 Million Empresses

>1 Million Empresses
Sounds good.

Emperor.

>>411093
Going with this.

Avogadro's number in both emperors and empresses.

(that's about 12,044,000,000,000,000,000,000 cards total).

>>411160
this

>>411160
Sure, why the fuck not.

It probably dictates our childhood anyway

Empress.

no cards. move along.

>>411056
No cards.

i empresses. (Like one empress, but imaginary.)

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)09:35 No. 411238 ID: 8aa1e4
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There are now three cards, take one and keep it.

•The Death
•Five of Coins inverted
•Ten of Swords

We have the sun, so now we need the death

>>411238
The Death. Otherwise, we're fucked.

Ten of Swords.

>>411247
You make that sound like a bad thing.

>>411238
Five of coins inverted

death is the only one i actually have memorized. it doesn't actually mean death.

so yeah, death.

>>411259
Death is change.

The tower! Oh wait no, death.

Ten of Swords means someone betrayed us.

Death means some GREAT CHANGE happened, but probably is being used to mean someone near us died.

Inverted 5 of coins means we were in a shitty situation but it's getting better.

We're picking our tragic past. I'd vote for 5 of coins but knowing the author we could wind up being a former prostitute. Death it is.

Five of Coins inverted

Inverted 5 of coins.

>>411250
I'll change to Five of Coins inverted.

> someone near us died.
> creeper boyfriend

CHANGING VOTE TO 5 OF COINS INVERTED

Suggestion 2012/05/13(Sun)18:37 No. 411480 ID: cf49fc
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>>411457
NO YOU FOOL! Vote DEATH, for Change we can Believe in.

death is change. endings, and beginnings.

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)20:14 No. 411523 ID: 8aa1e4
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Finally, there are three cards left before you. Pick one last card...

•The Death Inverted
•The World
•The Justice Inverted

>>411523
The World.

The world

The World

ZA WORLDO

ZA WARUDO

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)20:50 No. 411548 ID: 8aa1e4
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The cards are drawn and the stage is set~ You have chosen...
The Sun,
The Ace of Coins and the Queen of Swords, leaving the Five of Cups behind
You have chosen both The Emperor and The Empress
You chose to keep The Death
And you chose The World as your final card...

How will we win the poker tournament with that hand D:

is this how the Seed will be made?

What that means? I just followed the instructions.

>Go with your gut and pick with your heart~

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)22:29 No. 411581 ID: 8aa1e4
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Everything is blue... It's dark... Dark and blue... I can't see... The whole world is pressing me... My bodies so light... The air... The air is...

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)22:29 No. 411583 ID: 8aa1e4
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Oh god I can't breathe!

swim to the light you daft fool!

~ 2012/05/13(Sun)22:35 No. 411587 ID: 8aa1e4
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*Gasp!* Help! Somebody please! I can't swim! I *Blub* I can't swim! Help me please!

>The girl splashes violently in the ocean

take a deep breath of air and hold it. kick your feet in opposite directions.

Swim/jump to shore, punch down a tree or two, catch your breath.

Quit thrashing about. It's salt water, so you should float if you lean back. Once stabilized, look around for land.

hold down space bar

~ 2012/05/14(Mon)06:18 No. 411699 ID: 6bae95
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>>411596
>>411608
>>411588
>The girl tries to swim

*Blub~blub*

HOLY SHIT AN ISLAND

Nothing we can do about her stupidity. Anyway, if this is the scenario, the rescue must come soon or she will end up on the shore of this island. Let's speed this up.

Girl, open your eyes. Alternatively, another character not yet introduced, retrieve the corpse and give her a proper funeral.

Silly human, swim for LAND. Or at least float. Just don't die. That's the plan. Stick to it.

Damn it, girl! You swam up to the surface, so you can swim! Kick your feet and lay back on the surface.

Or just flail about like a big dumb failure and drown. You'll be worth more in death as fish food, idiot.

Quick, combine 9 planks to make a boat!

everyone we meet dies!

I'm guessing that this world's spawn-point was incorrectly placed over the ocean, or in it.

>>411817
It's five planks, and it requires a crafting table.

>>411844
4 for a table 5 for a boat = 9

>>411857
And no place to put the table, except the seabed. Our girl here will be dead by the time she hits bottom.

>>411861
put the table make a boat and then when you place it it will rocket o the surface., grab on before it's out of range and you'll be fine. maybe a bit waterlogged but alive.

>>411864
Just realized the fundamental problem with this plan; She just spawned, so she has no planks or logs to work with.

Float on hope and dreams alone!

Kick the shit outta the water until it does your bidding and grants you super powers.

Quick, as-of-yet unintroduced PC: Jump in and save that girl!

FlynnMerk 2012/05/15(Tue)11:48 No. 412177 ID: 6bae95
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>>411877
>>411764
>>411701
>She opens her eye... The hot sand burns against her skin. Her sight is hazy...

Where... Where am I? I don't remember anything... I don't remember...

Hello there. You're on the shore. You probably shouldn't try to remember.

Oh, and I dub thee Polecat. It's a tradition, bear with it. %%Hope you don't suffer the fate of Weasel.%%

oh shit a tree! BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Polecat 2012/05/15(Tue)14:12 No. 412196 ID: 6bae95
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>>412184
>The girl walks up to a near by tree and begins to beat it with her fists...

>>412183
Shouldn't remember? why what happened? Polecat?! what the hell? besides I have a name, it's... My name is... I don't... know... But it's most definitely not Polecat!

I feel like my belly's full of sick, and my clothes are all wet, I hate water!

You know your hair and eye color is wrong, right? They should be purple.

Is the tree yielding to your strikes yet?

>>412200
we changed it with our cards.

anyway, once you get wood you can make some fire and dry off.

Once the tree is defeated it's corpse should yield plenty of wood for a nice toasty fire. And you shall be Polecat until you can provide evidence that it's not your name.

Continue the beatings. It'll give eventually.

>>412196
You could remove your wet clothes and hang them from a branch to dry. Or not, if you're too modest.

If the tree doesn't relent to your merciless beatings, then... I don't know. Dig through some gravel for flint to slice at it?

Finicky. You drank a lot of saltwater, look for a better source of water. Fruits and fish can do the job, but a river or lake would be ideal. Put your clothes to dry. If you find an abundant supply of water, wash your body and your clothes. You're terrible at swimming and folloing advice from voices in your head. Shut up and take care, don't go for another dip. We can talk about shelter and food after that.

Would it be better to handle the saltwater she drank by puking it up, or finding fresh water to drink and counteract it?

Also make a mental note to learn how to swim later on. A waist high pond will do for that.

>>412270
She could try to induce vomiting, but her body probably absorbed too much salt. She needs fresh water.

Oh fine if we're giving out serious survival advice then wringing out your clothes is a good first step. Second step is finding freshwater. Third step is finding food, fourth is shelter.

>>412289
She obviously doesn't have enough energy to beat that tree.

Could we also come up with a better name than "Polecat." Calling the lady a weasel or skunk is not good.

Polecat 2012/05/15(Tue)18:42 No. 412324 ID: 6bae95
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>>412200
>>412230
Okay, I punched a piece of the tree out, giving me wood.

>>412203
>>412208
Fire... fire... wha... how do I make fire? is it made of wood?

>>412275
>>412270
I don't feel to good... *Herk* Don't think we'll have to induce anything...

>The girl pukes up the saltwater.

*Pant~pant* oh god... I swallowed a little sea monster... *pant* I... I'm starting to feel better though... kinda hungry...

there is a red mushroom over there, but they are toxic alone. now hopefully this works. get that log into wood and then get some sticks. rub two sticks together if they get hot then it could work, if not then just put them away and get another log.

Aww, look at the cute little baby octopus! Keep it as a pet.

I saw a chicken near the shore, look for eggs to eat then continue gathering wood.

Eat little sea monster, look for a volcano.

Aw, it's a baby squid. Nothing to hold water to keep it as a pet, and too small to get an ink sac if you kill it. Pick it up and toss it back into the ocean.

If you're really feeling hungry, rifle through the leaves of that tree for apples, or break all the wood blocks and let the leaves drop.

Now, turn that wood block into planks, and make a crafting table from them.

Quick question: Is the sun rising, or setting. 'Cause if it's setting, you need to make a dug-out to spend the night in right away.

>>412324
Eat the sea monster! Well maybe not. Do you think it's edible?

Also get another block of tree.

Oh, and to make fire, you'll need a steel and flint, which requires iron and flint... I know, I know, "iron is not steel." Just go with it.

Unfortunately, that's a bit off. If you're lucky, there'll be a volcano with a lava pool to keep you warm.

>>412324
OH GOD IT'S ADORABLE! Punch a rock pool into the beach for it to live in. We shall name him Steve? II

>>412352
We can make a wood bowl, fill it with seawater, and use that to carry him. Later, a bucket.

Polecat 2012/05/15(Tue)19:51 No. 412376 ID: 6bae95
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>>412247
>>412261
>>412289
okay there we go, so those will dry eventually right?

>>412303
Yes please, I don't want to be named Polecat, it's not even a name! It sounds like an old stripper.

>>412328
I didn't see any eggs on the way up here.

>>412329
What's a volcano? well I'll tell you if I see one.

>>412330
Yeah I don't want this little thing, reminds me of when I threw it up.

>Polecat hurls the little squid into the water.

I don't know if the suns rising or setting, I was hopping you'd know, how can you tell?

Polecat 2012/05/15(Tue)19:52 No. 412377 ID: 6bae95
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>>412326
Okay I converted a log into wood and wood into sticks... now how do I craft fire with sticks..?

>She tries to make fire but can't quite figure it out.

>>412332
okay that makes sense now, I need a tool to make fire.

>>412330
>Polecat breaks a few leafs but doesn't find any apples.

They must be rare...

okay and... there! crafting bench... Now what?

where did that shovel come from? and that book? check those out.

>>412377
Now look at that odd book and shovel. Is that shovel made of Diamond?

>Yes please, I don't want to be named Polecat, it's not even a name!
Finicky.

>Now what?
Dance. After that, recognition of the area.

>>412377
Next I recommend making a wooden pickaxe and wood-chopping axe. Then fell a few trees just to get some more wood. Maybe we can make a house immediately, with the wood. Or we could get to digging. Stone tools are important too, and stone is generally a better material for buildings.

You'll still need wood to make a door of course.

>>412383
A house already? She should make cookies for her new neighbors?

>>412382
"Finicky?" Uh... How about "Finn" instead?

>>412383
If there's stone nearby, just skip making the wooden axe, make a wood pickaxe, and mine up some stone to make a stone pickaxe and axe.

>>412376
To see if the sun is setting or rising, stick a stick, or other tall narrow object, in the ground, and make a mark where the shadow it casts ends. Check back a little later and see if the shadow lengthened or shortened.

...Uh. Also... Are you a guy, or a gal, or... both?

>>412376
Also, that chicken is totally checking out your ass. Go punch it to death for its delicious meat, which you can cook once you make a furnace.

why do you have a penis.

C'mon guys, don't ask random people about their genitals, its rude!

>>412388
>>412404
did you miss the part where both emperor and empress were picked? the cards about femininity and masculinity? the votes decided on BOTH? aka, masculine and feminine?

Might I suggest waiting a bit on the small talk. Better try and get some sort of shelter before it gets dark. Punch down a tree you aren't drying your clothes on, and break it up into as many planks as you can? That's a good start, and from there you can maybe throw some tools together so you can take it easy on your hands.

What a bunch of smooth and classy motherfuckers.

>>412411
I thought it was 'cause the animals in Minecraft seem to be hermaphrodites, so why not the people?

>>412440
well, i suppose the testificates are since any of them can breed with another

>>412377
... we're the book, aren't we?

>>412411

Damn you Avogadro! *shakes fist*

>>412497
probably enchanted diamond shovel.

>>412382
>>412388
>>412376
Well, actually, yes, Polecat is not a name, it's a callsign. As I've said, it's a tradition started by a girl who we knew only as Weasel. She got stranded on a planet very similar to this one (the question remains if it's the same one, although I doubt that).

Craft wooden tools. For that, you'll need sticks and blocks of wood. All tools have a handle made of 2 sticks (except a sword, which has a 1-stick handle), and the working part is made of wood (or, later, stone or other materials). A pickaxe is a T shape, a shovel an i shape, a sword is ! shape, an axe is i' (with a long apostrophe spanning two cells; one cell is a hoe which you likely won't need for some time). I suggest making a shovel and an axe, then digging yourself a shelter and then chopping wood until sunset.

Finicky 2012/05/16(Wed)09:31 No. 412614 ID: 6bae95
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>>412379
>>412380
>>412540
You're right I do have a book. It has a 6 on the cover... I can't read it, the pages are ruined, must of gotten soaked when I drowned.

>The girl swings her Diamond shovel about

It's so light... I could shovel up the whole World with this~

>>412497
Are you? I don't think so.

>>412382
Finicky's better than Polecat, but Let's keep looking for a better name.
I don't dance.

>>412390
>She grabs the chicken by the neck and punches it till dead.

okay I got breast meat and a couple feathers. Man my fists are real killing machines~

>>412414
It's hard to punch the top logs of the trees... I turned all my logs into wood, giving us a total of thirty four planks.

>>412404
>>412388
>>412406
>>412411
I've got both types, but I feel more like a girl.

>>412584
what's a call sign?
I'm making a wooden pick axe, but how is this going to break through solid stone?

>>412383
>>412584
>>412388
Sun's going down, Should I start building a house or digging a shelter? If I'm digging, should I dig down with my shovel or over at that stone with my pick?

>>412614
Digging for now, and do it by the stone. You'll need that to make a furnace, which you'll need if you want to make torches but can't find coal.

>>412614
Put the book to dry. Anything else worthy of note? Something else was brought by the sea to the coast of this island? In addition, you must learn to dance. And swim. What do you do in your spare time?

>>412614
It's like pseudonyms for people who speak to each other over long distances, typically through the medium of radio transmissions. Do you know what a radio is?

A wooden pickaxe will break through solid stone in exactly the same way as your fists punched a hole through the tree. Although wooden tools break easily. Doesn't matter for now, we'll be making stone and iron tools soon enough.

The sun is definitely setting. Start digging a shelter. Remember: darkness is your enemy if and only if there's a space near you that can either accommodate you or two of you when lying down beside each other.

Since you don't have any sources of light, please follow these instructions.
1. Look at where the sun is now. This is west. The opposite side is east.
1.5. Look at the sky. The clouds are always moving in the same direction, I don't remember which it should be. Remember which one it is, it'll help you navigate.
2. Find a nearby hill. It should be at least 3 levels high. Actually, two levels will do, you'll just have to dig down a bit too. Get to its eastern side (which will face the sun in the morning).
3. Dig a cave that has width of one block, height of two (so that you would fit in) and depth (length) of 3 or 4.
4. Enter the cave. As you enter it, place blocks of dirt on the floor you leave after you, so that there would be a long narrow window facing east.
5. Wait there until morning, then report for further instructions.

>>412614
Get one or two more blocks of wood, then dig a stairway down. That's one a hole one block deep next to a hole two blocks deep next to a hole three blocks deep. Once you're in a hole one block higher than you are tall start digging to the sides to make a room. Use the ground as a ceiling.
Once you get 8 blocks move your crafting bench into your tiny room and make a furnace, then smelt the logs into charcoal. Combine the charcoal with sticks to make torches. Put up a torch, then put a plank in the top spot of the three-block deep hole so there's only a one-block gap to the outside. This will keep creatures out while also letting you know when morning comes.

Then rest.

think there is coal in the stone. the black spotted stones. mine those then dig the shelter into the wall. since you have coal you can make a actual room. use 6 wood on a side to make a door. make sure to place it from the outside. then dig a simple 3x3x2 area with a one thick wall between the room and outside.

>>412636
We don't have torches. And we don't have materials to make them. And we don't have time to get the materials.

>>412624
Go with this plan; You don't have time to do much else. That diamond shovel will make short work of the dirt. Though, frankly, it's going to be a long, cold, dark wait through the night. Oh, and don't forget to bring your crafting table.

Are your clothes dry yet? If they aren't, just leave them overnight.

It'll be a long, dark, lonely night in a hole in the ground.
Hope you have some way to entertain yourself~

>>412649
yes, we do. there is three coal right there in the side of the rock wall. enlarge the picture and look at it before you make a assumption like that. and we only need 1 to make 4 torches.

>>412691
Ah, yes. Definitely mine at least one chunk of coal out, if that is indeed coal in that stone cliff.

Finicky 2012/05/16(Wed)23:25 No. 412983 ID: 6bae95
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>>412620
I don't know... Why should I lean to dance? I guess... I guess I'll give it a try, sooner or later.

>>412691
>>412698
>Finicky mines out the black stone and gathers three chunks

>>412660
>>412624
Okay, looks like I'm digging down...

>Using her favored shovel, she Digs a hole to hide in, leaving a window to see the sun rise.

I suppose I'll rest here. Not very tired, hungry mostly...

>>412686
Don't rub it in...

can lighten up the place with a coal on top of a stick.

>>412983
I sense you have no fondness for your equipment.

You might want to expand your hole a bit, since we're gonna light it up with a torch.

>>413008
But make and set up the torch first.
Did you bring the workbench with you? If yes, place it somewhere, we might as well do some crafting. I want stone tools, especially a pick and a sword. Tomorrow we're going hunting.
Do you need to sleep? If yes, it's better to do it now, because daylight is precious and you don't want to lose it.

Well, if you want to sate that hunger, you're just going to have to build a furnace to cook that chicken. Easy!

Dig sideways a little so there isn't a direct line of sight from the opening, and find stone. Make torches with one coal chunk and a stick, and stick them to the walls. Mine out some rock, and use it to make a furnace on your... crafting... table. You did pick up your crafting table, did you? No matter, make another if you forgot it. Eight chunks of stone in a circle pattern later, plunk that sucker down and oven roast some chicken over a burning plank. Coal's too precious to use up cooking one chicken right now.

So other than being a herm, do you have other distinguishing characteristics? Birthmarks or scars? Maybe a tattoo or piercing holes? Any clues at all as to who you were on your body?

>>412983
Never dig straight down.

Make some torches, then start digging in a generally downwards direction. You want to get a bunch of stone so you can make a stone pickaxe and a furnace. Also a stone axe and sword.

>>412983
Get some light in there and partly seal the entrance with a bit of dirt.

Finicky 2012/05/17(Thu)15:32 No. 413207 ID: 6bae95
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>>413093
>>413016
I dug out my hole a little, just in time to, I was getting kinda claustrophobic. Found some stone, I've got 13 blocks. Kinda tired of digging, but there ain't much else to do down here...

>>413126
>>413005
>The girl/boy crafts a stack of torches and puts one on a wall

Holly shit! Wa-What is that coming out of the torch?! It's all red and wavy... Really bright.

>>413024
okay so the breast goes in the top part... and coal goes in here to make the hot wavy stuff... How long should it be in for?

>>413008
what do you mean? I'm quite fond of my shovel, It's made of freaking diamonds! and I don't have much other equipment for now...

Well I'm bored again and I'm not very tired, plus I have to wait on the chicken so nothing goes wrong. What should I do?

upgrade your tools, use sticks and stones to make a axe and a stone pickaxe, stone sword would be a good idea too, in case trouble shows up.

You'll want a stone sword, an axe, and picks, plus, if you have spare wood, a chest. Then, you can feel free to fap, I guess and go to bed. Rise with the sun, wait for the moaning to stop, and focus on killing nearby animals and choppin' down trees.

>>413207
The red wavy stuff is sortof like fire but not quite because the torch can't burn anything and the furnace can't burn anything except what you put in it. Also the torch will burn forever.

Put some logs from trees in the furnace after the chicken is finished cooking but the coal is still burning. They will turn into charcoal, which is about as good as coal.

I think you have enough stone left to make a stone pickax and a stone sword. Make a stone axe once you have more stone.

Once the chicken is done, you can kill the time by mining lower. Use a big stair-step pattern so you don't mine straight down. Stop when you run out of torches.

>>413237
I think she turned all her logs into planks, so there won't be charcoal for more torches until she cuts down more trees.
Finn, in the future, only break logs down into planks on an as-needed basis. They take up four times less inventory space that way.

How about, for a name... Fincy?

>>413282
anf be sure to be ready to block the tunnel off if you find an entrance to a cave.

>>413207
Bored again? Time to learn how to dance.

Fincy 2012/05/18(Fri)14:28 No. 413570 ID: 6bae95
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>>413237
So this is fire. And here I though it was some kind of wooden tool.

>>413214
>>413282
>>413296
Okay cool. I made new tools, I've got a pick, a sword and a box. And the chicken's done~

>>413284
That sounds okay. I guess Since I'm a boy and a girl you could call me either Finn or Fincy, or both... It's up to you.

>Finn digs up a few blocks of stone and places two torches.

There... I founds 4 pieces of coal and dug up 19 cobble stones, I had to use one to get though, so I've only got 18. Inventory check: 1 torch, 5 coal, 18 cobble, 2 feathers, 25 planks, 20 dirt blocks, a diamond shovel, a wodden pick [50%], a stone pick[85%], a stone sword[100%] and a book.

>>413231
>>413337
Fap? you mean masturbate? oh so that's what you meant by Equipment... Sorry I can be a little slow. Yeah no, I've got nothing against my john, don't love it anymore than a man should, I kinda like having both, versatile you know... Plus I can piss two ways... I think...
Well either would pass the time and tire me out so I'll leave the choice making up to you... I suck at making decisions anyways.
>Fap or dance

learn dancing.

>>413570
Dance!
Then get some sleep. You don't have a bed yet, but rest is still important.

Dance, dance, dance!

>>413570
It might not be real fire, since real fire burns stuff away. Is it hot to the touch? See if you can pull the torch off the wall and it stays lit. You'd have a portable light source then.

Come face to face with your partner. Embrace her and/or him by putting your right hand on his and/or her waist. With your left hand hold his and/or her right hand at the height of your waist.

Your partner must embrace you by putting his and/or her left arm at the top of your back. With his and/or her other hand, grab your left hand. Additionally, she and/or him can put her and/or his head on your chest or shoulder.

Obviously, you two can change positions.

The next step must be performed simultaneously. Your partner should take two steps with the left foot to your left, in sintony with your right foot. You make the same movement to your right. Then, both turn with both feet to the opposite side. Two steps to the left, two to the right.

Repeat the same sequence to get into the rhythm of music. Rotate through the room.

>>413570
Who is your partner? Us, of course.

Fincy 2012/05/18(Fri)17:37 No. 413633 ID: 6bae95
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>>413590
The torch is hot and painful to the touch, but doesn't seem to burn anything. It doesn't seem to produce light when it's not installed either.

>>413580
okay I'll dance till I'm tired and go to sleep.

>>413572
>>413609
>Fincy tries to grasp the steps and quickly picks up foot across her tiny home. Stumbling only once or twice she sidesteps and pivots as she dances with her imaginary friends~

I look retarded... Good thing no one can see me.

>Caution Horribly Animooted~

>>413633
We can see you, and it is hilarious. You need to move your hips more, that's the basis of dancing.

for dancing alone that's pretty good. well enough practice for now. will do much better once you get some music.
get some sleep and see how topside has fared without you.

Might want to retrieve your clothes first thing in the morning.

Hey, does the light reach back into that mining shaft? Keep all indoor areas lit when possible.

>>413633
Good, now you know the basics of dance. However, you lack imagination. Imagine the presence of your partner, the warmth, how you two gently embrace each other, the beat of the music. This will help you tremendously in more ways than one. Anyway, thanks for the effort. Maybe we can help singing a song? Let's leave that for the next class. Good night, Fincy.

Fincy 2012/05/18(Fri)20:39 No. 413710 ID: 6bae95
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>>413635
*Sigh* Okay I'll keep that in mind... Hip shaking...

>>413643
Yeah it's light up down there, just like you asked... Don't know why though, I can see pretty well with out torches. Yeah I'll get em in the morn.

>>413686
Quit it, you're turning me on... And I draw the line at singing!

>>413642
Thanks... Yeah, good night *FffTHAaP!!* Aaahhg! Fuck my eye!

Damn! That's why I said to recognize the area!

>>413710
Quick! Take cover!

oh crap a skeleton. quick grab your sword.

HIT THE DECK!

>>413710
Hit the deck and look to your left with your good eye.

How the hell did a skeleton shoot an arrow through a windowless wall? You dug a window didn't you.

Ready your sword and turn to face where the arrow came from. If it's from outside, move out of the line of fire. If it's from inside... Charge and beat whatever it is with your sword.

>>413710
This is why we told you to keep everything lit and block off line of sight from outside.
Face your attacker and bash the fuck out of it.

Fortunately, all injuries regenerate over time as long as you're well fed.

>>413751
Wait. She don't get a badass scar and a nice eyepatch?

You guys told her to put a space facing east so she'd know when the sun rose.

Slap a block at the entrance to block the skeleton's line of fire. It's much safer to have the BOTTOM block open, not the top.

>>413753

Whoops. Yeah that's a no-brainer. Etoile, next time mention that after creating the narrow window you close it off with dirt during the night. I'm not sure if it's good enough to simply dig out your space out of line of the window.

Finn 2012/05/18(Fri)23:05 No. 413779 ID: 6bae95
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>>413717
>>413719
>>413720
>Finn drops to the ground

Oof!* How could I not recognize the area, I just dug it up?!

>>413726
I only dug a hole because you told me to!

>Finn yanks the arrow out of her eye socket

Son of a bitch that hurts!

>>413732
>Finn backs up to the wall

>>413751
What does undead archers have to do with light?!

>>413752
Thank god! I happen to like my eyes.

>>413753
>>413718
I've got my sword and my dirt ready! What do I do? Fight or block of the entry?

>>413779

They... they come into this world from anywhere that is darkness. No shelter can keep them out, all shadows are full of danger. However, hang up a torch every so often and there's no risk, yay! But uh, yeah. Torches everywhere.

Some other voice will have to advise you about fighting. All I know is preparation.

you are unarmored, arrows are really strong and you can't combo it since it will get knock backed. block it up.

Curse to yourself because there is a goddamned creeper off in the distance.

Here's the battle plan:
1.) Block the fuck out of that hole.
2.) Cheat the fuck out of the game and grab that motherfucker by the ankles and PULL HARD.
3.) Sword the FUCK out of his pelvis and retrieve bow.
4.) Heal up.
5.) FAP.

Whoa, whoa. Forgot at step!

Step 1.5, Dig a hole right below where the old hole was. Sorry, kind of important.

hideous misshapen green silhouette in the background means you wall the fuck out of that hole and you cower, trying not to make any loud noises. Just listen for the rhythmic clicking of bones and flame sounds that come when the undead burn in daylight.

You haven't run across any sand have you?

>>413785

You could just block the hole, not break physics, and leave the skeleton alone. But what's the fun in that! Fucker got you in the eye.

>>413790
Because there's a fuckin' suicidal homing ambulatory green bush bomb (creeper) back there we do not to get the attention of. That fucker will blow up this hillside if it gets close enough. You'll need a bow and arrows to kill that safely.

Block up the hole, then break the block below. You can still tell when it's daybreak that way, both from the light, and the sound of undead burning up in the sun.

>>413779
We didn't say to make a window in the wall, we said to leave a mostly-blocked hole going up.

Like this:

#_#####
#_____#
##____#
#######

# is a block _ is air.
They can't get through the one-block gap, but it lets you see if the sun is out.

Right now you've got no armor and a shitty sword. Block off the window, then go to sleep.

Block the window.

Let's hope the creeper isn't like, right outside in the morning. They don't die in the sun.

>>413782
They come out of thin air!? Goddamnit!

/never played Minecraft

Yeah, my bad, I should've thought of this. Next time we'll either install glass in the windows, make them near the ground or just curvy enough to block line-of-sight for skeletons but still see the light.
Block the hole, wait for sizzling sounds.

You could try to stab around the corner with your shovel. Be careful so you're not exposed to more arrows. If you take any more damage then just block the gap straight away. There are no other entrances, right?

Either way block that hole. Expand your little inner world instead. Dig a stairway downwards and make some more rooms. See if you can collect some rock. There are a few things it'll come in handy for.

Finn 2012/05/19(Sat)12:28 No. 414003 ID: 6bae95
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>>413782
Oh god thats horrifying! Why didn't you tell me this soon?!

>>413784

Armor, I'll need some of that, getting hurt sucks!

>>413810
Oh Boy... That sounds really dangerous.

>>413785
>Finn Blocks up the hole and digs out the bottom

Hahaa! Wait where is he? Archer, you still there? I'm not gonna hurt you~ *Pout* You win this round Archer!

>She blocks her self in and sits back

Well that was eventful

i doubt you will get any real sleep. just try to zone out until you hear something burning.

Finn 2012/05/19(Sat)12:42 No. 414015 ID: 6bae95
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>>414012
Sounds good. By the way, how's my eye doing? It doesn't hurt quite as much

>>414015
Reforming, visible through your hair, larger than you'd think, and oozy.

It... well, I don't know how to call that. But I hope it's "healing".

Also you left your clothes outside. Now a zombie has them. IIRC they burn under the sun, so... yeah.

Pass the time by planning your flat. Or start digging down. Your choice.

>>414017
planning your flat? What?

>>414020
This place where you are now. It's your first hideout. Your flat. Don't you want to cozy it up?

>>414003

Didn't tell you sooner because you were busy getting up a safe area for the night. Once you have a steady supply of coal and some decent weapons you can start exploring see if you can find anyone who lives here besides the restless undead. Oh and also a boat.

>>414015
*blech* Yeah, you're going to want to keep your left eye closed, if possible, until it heals up completely.

Now, if you want armor, you've got two choices. Leather armor, which means you'd have to hunt down and kill something like a dozen or more cows to get the leather, or iron armor, which is better, but you'll have to mine down to find about two dozen chunks of iron ore to smelt to make. Personally, I think the iron armor is easier to get the resources for, because you practically have to be a wheat farmer and rancher to get the cows for the leather armor.

>>414017
I think they just all wear the same clothing.

>>414043
yeah zombies rise like that.

>>414003
Damn, this sucks! We were starting to have some fun! We failed you, no apologies can make up for that.

>>414015
This is frightening and awesome at the same time! You have retractable bone claws? Maybe they're made of diamond, just like your shovel!

>>414076
No lasting harm was apparently done, and it was a quite easy mistake to make. Apologies would seem to make up fairly easily, and where do you get the idea that xe has diamond bones or retractable claws? Did I miss something?

>>414077
Come on, she quickly regenerated an eye! She must be some kind of super hero limited by some stupid copyright!

>>414083
Given the image's name, I'm given to believe that's due to eating food, since that's part of Minecraft mechanics. Hyperactive Metabolism and all that.

>>414084
Then chickens, cows, fish and plants are super mutants? And she manages to defeat them with her bare hands? Cool!

>>414015
It should be fine soon.

Get some sleep. You have a busy day ahead of you tomorrow.

Fincy 2012/05/20(Sun)01:47 No. 414286 ID: 6bae95
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>>414016
>>414017
Good to know it's healing... I was scared I'd loose it for good.

>>414034
Armor sounds nice. Let's look into it in the near future

>>414076
>>414083
>>414087
~Hahaa! Good one

>>414023
Sounds good, Let's do that tomorrow.

>>414022
>Fincy digs out the ground and replaces it with ten wooden planks.

There... House is still shit, but at least there's a hard wood floor.

>>414118
*Sigh* I kinda feel like jacking off, but I know I'm only hot because of the adrenaline, I will not degrade myself to fapping to an arrow in the eye.
*Yawn* I'm really tired but I can't sleep, I simply can not sleep if there's light nearby, what should I do?

You'll have to learn. Remember, darkness equals death.

you can sleep in a dark area you can just barely fit in.. dig out a cubby hole in the wall three deep. climb in backwards and seal yourself in. "air" never needs to recycle. and in some cases you don't even need that. your head can be encased in a block of GLASS and you wont suffocate.

 

Perhaps a lullaby will help?

> *Sigh* I kinda feel like jacking off, but I know I'm only hot because of the adrenaline, I will not degrade myself to fapping to an arrow in the eye.
> *Yawn* I'm really tired but I can't sleep, I simply can not sleep if there's light nearby, what should I do?

These problems may be related. You appear to have some... serious medical issues regarding blood flow here, to put things delicately. Don't know if that's normal for you, but it seems like cause for some concern.

>>414286
Cover your eyes with your arm.

I think the only real concern you have right now is how long it'll be before that third leg of yours gets bigger than the space you're in.

Woah! didn't mean to make it that big... I'll keep an eye on that

just lay down in the darker portion of the room.
and as for what we are, its safe to say you can think of us as an outside helpful force. perhaps a collection of souls, some familiar with this world, some not. we'll try to aid you in any way we can. though the question still remains how and why did we arrive in this world?

>*Sigh* I kinda feel like jacking off, but I know I'm only hot because of the adrenaline, I will not degrade myself to fapping to an arrow in the eye.
I'll not help you with that. The imagination exercise will be used only in dance classes.

>*Yawn* I'm really tired but I can't sleep, I simply can not sleep if there's light nearby, what should I do?
Since sleep doesn't come, why not share your dreams with us? Come on, we yelled things in your head all day. There's something you would like to say?

dig out a small cubbyhole away from the light and sleep there. They can't spawn on top of you.

You could open the ruined book and place it over your face, if it's dried out enough. Also, dig out a two by two block wide cubby where it's darker, place two wood in the lower half, and crawl in on top of it.

You probably want a bed, but you need wool for that, which means sheep, optimally sheared with a pair of iron shears. That's another thing to be on the lookout for tomorrow.

>>414286
>sitting in my shitty home cant sleep
Tomorrow, you need to find some Sheep. They are covered with Wool, which you can combine with Lumber to make a comfy Bed for sleeping.
Sleeping means the night gets over and done really quickly, but if your house is not secure enough you'll be waking up to an arrow in your liver.
Flynn, rather than 'he/she' to describe the character, you could also use the term 'futa', 'herm', or 'hir', depending on which demographical connotation you want to imply.

>>414286
To optimize, you should not sleep or rest near one-block thin walls as monsters can still sense you there, and you should create a small but indirect hole to the outside to let in sunlight so you can know when Dawn arrives and it's safe to leave.
On second thought, it seems you already have such a hole, but you need to place a block a short distance in front of that hole to prevent a monster from getting line of sight on you, while still letting the sunlight in.

>>414427
She says she feels like a girl, so just use she, regardless of what's going on between her legs.

>>414427
Who in the blazing hells uses the terms "futa" and "herm"?

>>414286
If you wonder who we are, you should consider us to be a collective of independent and unnmamed agents, unified by a singularly unique opportunity to interact with alien worlds via some uniquely attuned focusing element for the purpose of inspiring mutually beneficial events.

I can only assume that either you or some object you carry is the uniquely attuned element described above, and I can only assume that you are the one we should be helping out unless events prove otherwise.

Since we can't interact with your world in any physical way, there's nothing stopping you from ignoring us if you feel it necessary.

>>414454
Plenty of people. Google the two. Why so narrow-minded?

Why not make a few torches and start digging yourself a basement? You might find some more coal on the way, or even better... some iron.

>>414468
I've seen hir in some relatively ancient (ancient for the Internet, that is) stories to do with c-snakes. If you don't already know what those are, you don't want to know. Don't google it, trust me. Just don't.

Your attention's wandering, isn't it? You're tempted to google it anyway, aren't you? Don't. Really. Don't.

And futanari actually translates literally to dual form, but yeah.

>>414454
Futa is short for Futanari, a real japanese word shared by weeaboos that directly translates to 'hermaphrodite', or more accurately 'woman-with-penis'. 'Herm' is short for hermaphrodite, and is commonly used by furries to describe the same. 'Hir' is a recently invented pronoun used to refer to trans-sexual individuals, and is commonly used by the LBGTQQUCITTSAPHO community as a universally neutral descriptor. There is also 'shemale' and 'dickgirl' which are vulgar terms applied to the poor quality and literally 3DPG western creations. As is apparent, each term is equally more accurate than 'he/she', but are charged with some negative connotations.

I can't believe that we're actually having this discussion! Soon someone will recommend "shemale"! Enough, BIG DUMB ARGUMENTS THREAD at you!

>>414286

HOLY CRAP YOUR

>>414360

Oh. Never mind. :3

>She says she feels like a girl, so just use she, regardless of what's going on between her legs.
This anything else is being really rude.

>>414486
indeed

>>414486
>>414492
Agreed.

>>414482
Considering she said the adrenaline was making her aroused, plus the considerable size of her member even when flaccid, combined with being too tired for her forebrain to maintain the same quality of hindbrain regulation, her size at that moment is perfectly/biologically normal. Think of it as the inverse of morning wood.

>>414511
well her forebrain may of been dinged by the arrow.

>>414301
>serious medical issues regarding blood flow here, to put things delicately. Don't know if that's normal for you, but it seems like cause for some concern.
This guy may have a point.
I know from personal experience and from both personal and professional discussions that incidental arousal can produce an artificial state of tiredness, and without the appropriate hormones being released this uneven blood pressure can also give you painful headaches, as arousal actually cuts off bloodflow from the brain to be redirected to your member.

Uh, guys? About the dong size?

>>414482

Look

>>414529
Don't worry, I read that before I posted anything.
I enjoy challenging myself to find plausible connections to explain incidental events, like a sort of 4D sudoku tozzle puzzle.

Fincy 2012/05/20(Sun)21:51 No. 414638 ID: 6bae95
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>>414289
Yeah, I hope so... Man surviving here sure is Hardcore.

>>414303
I can't sleep with my arm up there, just uncomfortable.

>>414396
Dreams? like what? I don't have any dreams, I've never slept before, well not that I can remember...

>>414427
Bed... Wool... I'm not sure what those are... But they sound a whole lot better than the hardwood floor I'm dealing with tonight.

>>414459
Well that's cool... I just *Yawn* Didn't question it... Figured it was normal... Is it normal?


>>414511
>>414518
>>414528
>>414529
>>414534
Hehee~ *Yawn!* You guys are funny... Always arguing about stuff... Heeh... I've got a big cock *Yawn* it's fine by me... all the better to please women with right?

>>414298
>>414416
>Fincy, tired and drained falls asleep in a matter of second thanks to your singing and the books cover~

Finn 2012/05/20(Sun)21:53 No. 414639 ID: 6bae95
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[???]-Hheehh... Ssss... Hhheeeeeeehh... SSsssss... *Thump~thump~thump* HHheeeeehhh... SSSsssss... HHhheeeeehhhh... SSSSsssssss...

>Well that's cool... I just *Yawn* Didn't question it... Figured it was normal... Is it normal?

We've never really met anyone who definitely didn't have that, so... yeah, it's normal. For us.

Oh, and also, the average woman's vagina is 6 or so inches deep. Shove any more in, and you start messing around with the cervix, which can be fatal if you screw up really badly. If you really want to please the ladies, go for girth so they can actually feel something.

Also, two things: Apparently the number 6 causes sleep, and the second picture is nothing more than the first picture with reduced brightness, nothing frightening seems to be hiding in it.

OK, from the sound of things, there's a creeper (one of those exploding things) right outside. What I would suggest doing is packing up everything it would be a pain to replace (except torches, might as well leave those, whip out your shovel (or pick as the situation demands) and dig a long tunnel underground, away from where you sealed yourself in, surface, and take a real quick look around. If you see some funky green thing, run.

Mornings are kinda going to be scary like that until you get a nice fenced in, torch lit yard around where you're bedding down.

Finn, wake up, and see what's making the weird sounds. If it's one of those creepy green things, pull up everything you put down but the torches, and start digging away from it, up and out of the hill. Be prepared to sprint away once you break out.

>>414654
what? we don't need to do it now. just let her sleep until morning. then just needs to worry about the creepers not the skeletons and zombies too.

Morning, Fincy. Another busy day awaits.

>Dreams? like what? I don't have any dreams, I've never slept before, well not that I can remember...
Someone with whom you can dance? I don't know, this is something that only you can discover.

Finn 2012/05/20(Sun)23:44 No. 414681 ID: 6bae95
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>>414648
>>414654
>Finn wakes up in a bounce, shovel in hand and ready to spring into action.

...

[Finn]-Holly fucking crap a creeper!

[???]-Aaaaahhh!!

Fincy 2012/05/20(Sun)23:45 No. 414682 ID: 6bae95
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[???]-Aaaahhh!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

>And just a quickly as it arrived, it was gone...

well that was awkward...

>>414641
Eum... Yeah... I'll make sure not to hurt anyone... With my dick... Awkward ass morning...

>>414657
Someone to dance with..? I don't really like dancing... It does feel a little hollow though...
Yeah big day ahead of us... What to do first?

huh, apparently you creeped out a creeper. what i want to know is how it dug out out a block of dirt without a arms.

yeah, i suppose dancing would feel a bit off without someone to dance with. first find your clothes. not sure if you can get sunburned but it would be really bad to find out you can when you get one everywhere. then harvest a few trees then go to the highest point nearby and look for sheep, are four legged critters.

What in the fiery depths of the Nether was that about?!

Listen, you might have some sort of crazy dick magic, because I'm reasonably sure creepers normally just attack and detonate....

Anyway, retrieve clothing, harvest wood, find woodland creatures and murder them for their delicious meat parts.

A talking creeper? What next, tame spiders? Get yer clothes.

Also that is very strange, normally monsters can't move blocks except for Endermen. Oh, speaking of which if you ever notice a very tall, black creature, don't look directly at it. They are very dangerous but passive so long as you don't look directly at them.

...I think it was peeping on you.

Well, at least you didn't uh. Hm.

Trees, wood, sword, sheep. You might want a second shovel so you don't wear that diamond one out. Once you've got some food stocked up you can go exploring, see if you can find anyone else in this place.

The only things you can't do while you're shut in for the night are gather wood, and do amateur farming (which for now pretty much boils down to punching any livestock that wanders by to bits). You might want to try gathering some seeds and growing grain later but it's a lot of work so I'd hold off.

So basically:
1- Get a ton of wood. Oh, and plant the saplings that fall out of trees around so you'll have more in the future.

2- Make sure you have a healthy supply of coal. If you have a vein you can reach inside, don't sweat it, otherwise, keep some raw logs to refine into charcoal later.

3- Spread a blanket of torches as far around your little base cave as you can manage.

4- (Probably won't get to it today) fence in the lit area around where you live. Monsters generally cannoy handle fences. Maybe they're scared oh hurting themselves jumping over or something.

And in addition to passing cows and pigs, some trees have apples in them, those are good eatin'.

...What the fuck... ...That is not regular creeper behavior. Normally they creep up on people, make a sound like a burning fuse, and explode. ...They also don't talk. ...Or run away. ...Did it run when it saw your dick...? Man, it'd be sweet if your penis magically repels creepers on sight. Wait, I'm off track. Lemme think...

Right away, check for any splinters in sensitive locations; Those planks aren't exactly the smoothest. Then retrieve your clothes, chop down a couple more trees, plant any dropped saplings, and search for sheep. They're quadruped animals with a full-body afro which make a "baaaa"-like noise as a call. Unfortunately, you don't have shears to properly shear their wool off, so you'll have to punch them to death, which will only net you zero to one unit of wool.

>>414682
Toss 8 logs in the top of the furnace and 1 coal in the bottom. When it's done you'll have 8 charcoal.

6 planks with either the left side or the right side empty makes a door. Put the door in that opening so you can get in and out of your house easily. Monsters can't open doors for some reason.

Make a stone axe and harvest some trees. Build stacks of something to make sure you get all the logs out of each tree, and gather all the saplings that fall so you can replant the trees.

Get some sand from the beach. You can smelt it into glass for windows.

Build a 2-3 block tall stack of something on top of your house and put a torch on that; it'll give you a landmark in case you get turned around.

Find a cave and search it for iron ore. You'll need torches for that. Smelt some iron and make sheers out of two iron ingots. Use those sheers to get wool off of a sheep. Craft 3 wool in a line right above 3 planks in a line to get a bed.

>>414697
Zombies can bash down wooden doors.

>>414710
Oh, right. Damn.
Well, that kinda makes them useless, doesn't it?

> I don't really like dancing...
Oh. I... I understand...

> Yeah big day ahead of us... What to do first?
Yeah... We... We have more important things to do! Yeah! Maybe you should apologize for your lack of clothes!? Huh?! No, no! I just think it's interesting to nurture a friendly coexistence with neighbors who don't shoot in your eye, mainly because they may be able to blow your entire house! Yeah... Ha... Hahaha...

>>414712
They're still nice for internal doors.

>>414688
Although theoretically you can bypass that by only blinking one eye at a time and slowly murdering them.

You should hope your clothes didn't vanish overnight.
Blown off the tree or worse. Imagine some zombie running around in your pants!

Zombies can bash down doors, but they won't without a reason. If the door is around a corner from where you are sleeping so they can't see you, it should be fine. Alternately, if you can find some sand, you can forgo having a door altogether, seal yourself in with dirt and just have a window.

Keep an eye out for that green thing in the future. It wants something, and it figured out how to get inside your shelter.

>>414730
Nah, they aren't SCP-173 or Weeping Angels.
Endermen are what's left of the old universe before it expanded into heat death and then crunched into another Bang to create this blocky world. The End is just a little bubble of space-time that was somehow ejected during the process, and the Endermen are those who escaped upon it.
So the reason Endermen are pure black is because they follow laws from the old universe, meaning the new ones that aren't the same or similar as before are not interacting with them, meaning that they only barely continue to cling to existence. If you observe their existence directly, you disturb their fragile quantum state that keeps them from collapsing into a pile of hyper-exotic particles, and so they kill you.

> not sure if you can get sunburned but it would be really bad to find out you can when you get one everywhere.

Oww..

>>414807
I thought they only killed you when you looked away?

>>414819
They freeze and go hostile when you first look directly at them. Once you look away or attack them, they begin attacking.

Of note is that they teleport in response to projectiles, effectively taking no damage from them.

There are a few ways to kill them safely. One is just to take advantage of their size and fight them from a spot they can't fit into. Another is to have a bunch of tamed animals with you when you fight one. Or you could just wait until it rains. Water hurts them.

>>414807
>> Endermen are what's left of the old universe
>> before it expanded into heat death

And you know this how? You were there?

Man, Fincy, your head-voices are extra crazy today.

Fincy 2012/05/22(Tue)18:18 No. 415207 ID: 6bae95
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>>414686
Cock magic eh? Sounds unlikely...

>>414686
>>414688
Wait... I'm sure I left my clothes right here... Ah god damn it! where are they?! *Sigh* And here I was looking forwards to having clothes on again... Okay new goal, get clothes! I don't care if I have to find em, steal em or make em.

>>414691
>>414697
>Fincy makes a stone axe and knocks down a few trees to gather 12 logs, planting the saplings behind her. She pops 8 logs in the oven.

There... I'll just leave these here. And four, five, six makes a door... Swively~ Okay cool.

>>414694
what does explode mean? It sounds bad...

Fincy 2012/05/22(Tue)18:18 No. 415208 ID: 6bae95
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>>414684
Sun burns... that would suck...

>>414688
Peeping? Why would a creeper peep on me?

>>414691
>>414697
>She walks over to the beach, her hands trembling as she approaches the sea. Keeping a good few blocks of distance from the shore, Finn gathers sand blocks with her diamond shovel.

>>414689
Didn't what?

I've got 20 blocks of sand, this shovel's really great! Hey what's this thing?

It looks sort of like a purple Slimeball. Seems useful, and you've got pretty much four options as to where to keep it. It'd probably taste bad, your tits wobble too much, and it'd get dirty up your ass, so there's one orifice left.

>>415209
Funny man, she has an inventory.
Although I don't recall there being purple slime balls in minecraft, unless you want to talk about Thaumcraft.

>>414914
And you know this how? You were there?
It's the best theory I've found that doesn't directly jive against anything directly while still describing reality. It even has enough expository room for The Ending Credits to make sense.

I have absolutely no idea what that is. An egg maybe? You aren't supposed to ever find anything in sand that isn't sand. Unless you accidentally hit gravel and that's a piece of flint, I think we're going to have to officially call it a Mystery Object, and you should probably keep it somewhere safe.

Anyway, priorities:
- Always keep at least one piece of (char)coal handy for making new charcoal in emergencies. Ideally a stack of 8, letting you cook down a full stack of 64 logs all at once. On a related note, you can never have too many logs.
- You really should avoid running completely out of food. Animals are the best sort, but if you just plain can't find any around, go on a straight up tree murdering spree. You'll get plenty of logs, and in my experience, every 2 or 3 trees you demolish should give you a nice apple.
- Lighting is another biggie. While the sun is out and it's nice and safe, seriously, just try and get a grid of about 1 torch every 5 meters all over the place. They'll make it too bright once the sun goes down for any monsters to spawn nearby. They still can, and will commute on over, but if you're holing up for the night, it should keep you from waking up the next morning to see some creepy creeper staring at you. At least, for regular creepers. That one today was another weird X factor. For all I know it's some weirdo in a costume or something.
- Clothes are a trickier proposition. There isn't officially a recipe for making those. I suppose you might be able to improvise something with some wool (which you probably can't manage today) or some silk (if you see any spiders, dig as narrow of a little trench as you can, hide in it, and kill them when they walk over). Past that... head out tonight, kill a zombie, and steal its clothes? Not sure I can really recommend that though for reasons of hygiene. I suppose you could also try and weave something out of flowers or something.

>>415208
What does it look like? Orb shaped, or a flat disc? Metal? Crystal? Are there any marking on it? Wait a second... Put it in your inventory, look at it in there, and see if a name label appears over it.

As for clothing, I don't know how to make that on the crafting table. I only know how to make armor. Maybe if you use wool or string in the same configuration as making armor, that might work. That's going to require shearing a lot of sheep, though. Pulling the clothes off a zombie might be easier, once you have armor. Better consign yourself to being in the nude for awhile longer.

Oh, and an explosion happens when something blows up, and creates a damaging shockwave around it. In the case of a creeper exploding, it's enough to kill you if you're standing next to it without armor. The explosion will also destroy neighboring terrain and structures. Some materials are explosion resistant, like cobblestone, stone, iron blocks, and obsidian. Dirt and grass... Are very, very not resistant. I'd suggest making a double-thickness cobblestone walled "safe room," and block yourself in at night to sleep, until you have armor.

ya just put it in "inventory" and look at it. should say what it is.

>>415214
I don't know if you'll want the clothes from a zombie. They're effectively animated half-rotten corpses, and their clothes are as rotten as they are. Assuming they don't disintegrate from the act of removal, they're going to reek of zombie flesh. Best to keep in the nude until you can try something better, unless you sunburn horribly and need clothes badly.

AN ENDER DRAGON EGG OH MY GOD HATCH IT AND YOU CAN RIDE THE ENDER DRAGON NO SHITTING YOU HONEST TO GOD

Its a freaking Ender Pearls people, you throw it and you can teleport to where it falls, hurts like a bitch tho.

>>415260
ender pearls are green.

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>>415263
Whoops! Could of sworn they were purple...

haha, whoops indeed.

anyway yeah, that is an ender pearl. you cna find them near water cause endermen basically melt when wet.

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>>415209
My mouth doesn't seem that bad, considering that's where I've been keeping most everything I pick up.

>>415215
It's an orb, feels soft and hard... Kinda like stone, but not quite the same.
Man Explosions sound scary. Can't be much worst than being in water, but it sounds pretty bad all the same.

>>415260
Enderpearl? Hehee... How many times does it work? Telephoning... That sounds pretty sweet!

okay I guess I'll go looking for animals to kill, if no one obliges?

DIVE INTO THE WATER, NOW! DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!

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*BOOM!*

[Fincy]AAaaaaahhhh!!

Finn? Finn! Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!