chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)02:53 No. 406914 ID: 892158
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it is monday, and i have just gotten up.
I do not have any plans for the day, please help me organize my day.

obviously first you gotta preen.

What are your goals?

Also, inventory plz.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)03:03 No. 406918 ID: 892158
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>>406915
I always do that right before i go to bed.

>>406916
well, my family want's me to get married. I probably have to go find a man or something.

what quality? you can probably get a F-class man right now if you walked outside like that. a good one needs more work. in which case get your clothes.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)03:13 No. 406922 ID: 892158
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i guess i don't want a terrible kind of man. I don't want to put my parents off in some way.
I've never really thought about relationships much before.

okay. now how often do you want him home? a business man will be away a lot but make good money. while a regular job guy will be home every night.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)03:24 No. 406928 ID: 892158
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hee, i don't know. Having a guy home all the time may be kinda nice if he is a decent and fun one. But i do need someone to bring home the berries if we ever have hatchlings...
What do you suggest?

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)06:12 No. 406946 ID: 892158
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I decided to get breakfast out of the way since i was getting very hungry. I'm bored, now what should i do?

Catch your eyeball before it floats and hits someone in the eye

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)06:51 No. 406953 ID: 892158
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OH, you're right. ewwwwwwww, it's sticky and gross... plus i can't see straight. Why did i do this again?

turn slightly to the right

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)07:02 No. 406956 ID: 892158
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oh wow, this is very uncofortable... can i put my eye back now?

>>406956
Yes.
So, where have you already tried looking for mates?

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)07:22 No. 406963 ID: 892158
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just one place, but the guys there just weren't my type.

>>406963
...Well then.

Have you tried looking higher on the evolutionary ladder?

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)07:37 No. 406967 ID: 892158
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...like a pigeon or something? can you be specific?

there are places you can find bigger cocks, girl.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)07:44 No. 406971 ID: 892158
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Really? that'd be a sight to see, where?
Be specific, i might wanna buy a ticket there.

just go to New Click Stopway

it's not far. you can just flop over right away. theres some thick meat to find there.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)07:58 No. 406973 ID: 892158
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oh wow, you make it sound fun! Is it like one of those dance clubs i heard about? Do i have to dress up? oh peep, i wanna dress up to go to a dance club- but what do i wear what do i wear?

>>406973
as a girl, it shouldn't he SUPER hard to get in to a nightclub. A dress is probably a better idea than pants, or even a shirt and a skirt. It doesn't have to be super fancy. You might want to put on some eyelashes too.

Shortish skirt with knee socks or stockings?

You could always stop by the alternative culture shop on the way to see if you meet someone interesting there.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)10:44 No. 407005 ID: 892158
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I put on the lashes and threw on my skirt that i had in the closet. I even grabbed some stockings and my high heels, but... there might be something else that could be added... maybe see if i can improve my wardrob?

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)11:01 No. 407015 ID: 892158
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I'll just pop in to see if ther is somethi- OH MY GAWD, there's spectacle of a man inside here!!! oh wow, oh man, what do I do! What should I say? Oh man he's a hotty!!!

just a nice "hi" should e all a guy needs to start talking to a pretty girl.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)11:17 No. 407024 ID: 892158
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"...Hi, i kinda spotted you at the other end of the store... so... hi...*giggle*"
oh man, he seems like the strong silent type. Am i rushing into this?

>>407024

that's a mannequin, dear.

i think you might need glasses.

it's a good manikin but yeah. think you are in a store.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)11:27 No. 407028 ID: 892158
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what's a "mannokinnn"- is that like he's quintuply manly or something? is he too manly?
...is that dangerous? Should i stop talking to him?

>>407028
its like a person, except its not living, and it has no face.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)11:44 No. 407040 ID: 892158
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... he doesnt have a face... *sigh* well, this sucks... might as well try to buy clothes then.

this is why floating eyes are not useful
....wait.. I have a dumb idea.
but I'll just watch and see whats going on 1st.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)11:45 No. 407044 ID: 892158
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What do the popular people wear these days?

haven't slept for a while, so i'm gonna try to catch up on some sleep.
>>407044
You can draw stuff up if you want, i'll probably be on later tonight- so ttfn

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/05/02(Wed)11:58 No. 407055 ID: 78c391
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(woops)

Suggestion 2012/05/02(Wed)12:33 No. 407072 ID: 742815
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protect yourself from melee attacks with this stylish armor

Suggestion 2012/05/02(Wed)12:33 No. 407073 ID: 742815
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also these days it is hip to be ironic

Suggestion 2012/05/02(Wed)12:43 No. 407078 ID: b0bf34
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This takes place in the prohibition era, right?

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)19:05 No. 407301 ID: 892158
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i love all the ideas, but couln't get them all. So instead i mixed and matched to see if i could put things together that they had.

>"uh... miss, are you finding everything you need?"

"No, i think i've got it all."

>"... are you in a costume?"

"nope, why do you ask?"

>"uh... well... you're a huge bird... so the register is open if you want to check out."

Hmmmmm, do i look decent enough to check out?
What do you guys think?

>>407301
As the guy who drew the flapper dress, I support this
>>407068
outfit. Go with only this outfit.

looking good.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)19:37 No. 407317 ID: 892158
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>"alright, that'll be 18.25"

"Here you go."

>"thank god, i was afraid you were gonna pay in seeds. Thanks for shopping alternative culture, please stop again."

i bought this stuff and i also grabbed a secondary wadrobe just in case.
So where is this club anyway? I've never heard of the New Click Stopway before.

gotta go uptown.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)22:16 No. 407421 ID: 892158
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Oh here it is!
...
this bouncer isn't letting me in, what do i do?

Are there any other giant birds inside? This bar must be racist.

Obviously you must obtain a human mask posthaste.

I think I see your problem this is the New CLIP Stopway. You've got to take the bus headed towards main, and get off on the second stop to reach the New CLICK Stopway. They're much nicer there.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)22:57 No. 407451 ID: 892158
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it's not working, what else do i do?

Put on way way too much eyeshadow and flirt with him.

Have you tried asking to be let in?
Maybe there is a cover charge.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)23:22 No. 407467 ID: 892158
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"Can i please go into the dance club?"
>"holy shit, you talk... no, i can't let you into the club."
"why not?"
>"for one, you're a giant talking bird; and two, this is a celebrity club- you need to be someone or know someone famous."

oh, huh... now what?

>>407467
Explain that the New Click Stopway was the only club you had heard of. Ask if the bouncer knows of a less elite club you could perhaps have better luck with.

Show him your high school yearbook. As junior editor, you no doubt qualify as famous.

chirps 2012/05/02(Wed)23:36 No. 407474 ID: 892158
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so i did that, and it seems there was some sort of missunderstanding. He told me that was the "new clip stopway" where i needed to go to the "new click stopway" downtown. Here's hoping it's easier to get into this one then.

But just in case, what should i do if there is another bouncer?

>>407474
Try talking to them. Turns out, most people seems surprised that you can talk for some reason.

chirps 2012/05/03(Thu)00:06 No. 407486 ID: 892158
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well it turns out there wasn't a bouncer, so getting in was easy. Oh gosh, i'm so excited- i'm in a dance club! I've never been to a dance club! Oh gosh, oh peep, oh gosh, what should i do? Do i start dancing? How do i attract a male? if i remember the guys are supposed to do a sort of dance for the girls if they want to be a breeding pair... but i have no idea how it works for peoples.
Oh gosh, what do i do? I'm so excited to be in a dance club!

[i'm tired, so i am gonna call it a night. I'll try to throw up some updates tomorrow.]

It is sort of the reverse for humans. Females do the dance and the males on the dance floor initiate the motions of sexual congress without actual penetration to indicate their interest. Then the female chooses one of her suitors that she deems the most sexually fit, at which point there is an optional secondary vetting process known as conversation. regardless, if she finds the male sexually attractive enough, she will invite him back to a more private location for the actual mating act.

You might have a more difficult time because you are so, uh, exotic. Try going on the dance floor and wiggling your butt feathers in time to the rhythm. If you don't get any takers, start yelling about how drunk you are.

I'd suggest starting by ordering a drink. Right now, everyone is thrown of by the bird wearing clothes that just walked in. Let them know you can at least talk.

>>407486

Do what female birds do best. Sit there getting drunk while the men dance around and sing sweetly.

Maybe dance with some girls first. Shake that chest and smile!

chirps 2012/05/03(Thu)13:19 No. 407623 ID: 892158
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sorry guys, today is really busy so i can't update. There is a anime convention in town and i won't be able to update during the weekend either- hopefully monday i'll be able to update.

But as a sign that i am going to be back, here's a picture of a chicken.

>>407486
Do the Funky Chicken, it is an impressive dance.

chirps 2012/05/15(Tue)05:19 No. 412110 ID: 6997f2
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>animated
Shake that boo-tay shake that boo-tay yeah yeah
man i'm having alot of fun, how long does it usually take for a male to show interest?

With dance moves like that? Instantaneous~!

chirps 2012/06/15(Fri)21:27 No. 422845 ID: 34cbef
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i can't tell if this mating dance is working, can you? does anyone look like they could be a decent mate?

>>422845

Shake your tail feathers as fast as you can.

yes the guy in sunglasses, the shock seems to have worn off of him very quickly so he would be accepting. now ask if he would like to dance WITH you. if he accepts then that means he was interested by your display.

2chirps 2012/06/16(Sat)16:26 No. 423233 ID: 34cbef
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So i attempt to woo the one that you asked me to. I even shook my tail feathers at him, he seems kinda not impressed... what do i do now guys? Do i try harder?

That's sexual harassment.

okay, face him and pretend you are eating a Popsicle, DO NOT bite this imaginary popsicle, just lick it.