Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)09:28 No. 404830 ID: f2c010
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Hi, ship! I don't remember how I got you (maybe you could remind me about that) or where I am (and that too) or what any of your buttons do (whee buttons) and what to do now oh so many buttons! So many options! I could go exploring the deepest reaches of space or I could go find ancient priceless stuff and poke it until things happen or I don't know! So many things!!

push buttan

the blue one specfically.

Ooh ooh go find an ancient laser egyptian planet.

No wait. One with tiny sapient lizards and you can trade things. I bet they got all kinds of cool tunnels.

No push red!

Acquire sunglasses for all your eyes.

Push the red and blue buttans at the same time!

>>404833
YES GO FIND THE TINY LIZARDS

People, people. You are amateurs. Ei must push all the buttons, all at once, as this is the only route to victory.

Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)10:18 No. 404840 ID: f2c010
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Tiny lizards sound fun! Maybe the red button will make me go there. No wait blue! Okay, both of them!

Warning: Self-destruct initiated.

Um.

Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)10:18 No. 404841 ID: f2c010
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Escape pod jettisoned.

...aaaaaaaaa...

Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)10:18 No. 404842 ID: f2c010
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Good thing I have a ridiculously reinforced skeleton and all that webbing keeping my organs inside me instead of all over the inside of that capsule! Still kinda hurt though.

Oh look! A tiny lizard on a pile of rocks!

>>404842
EAT IT

Oops. Pick up the lizard and say hi.

Okay I got this go into a play bow and wag your tail.

hug the lizard!

>>404842
hugs!

Yes, hug the lizard... it all fits in with my master plan....

Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)10:49 No. 404854 ID: f2c010
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"Hi!"
"AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!"

I am not sure I speak tiny lizard.

>>404854
Oh dear, you've alarmed it. I think it might think you want to eat it or somtehing.

Maybe if you sit and hold it gently it'll calm down.

Stroke it gently to calm it down.

Ei :D 2012/04/26(Thu)11:30 No. 404867 ID: f2c010
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I'll try letting the tiny lizard calm down.

"please don't eat me i don't taste very good and you'll get a real bad tummy ache and and"
"I'm not going to eat you! You don't look tasty! You're adorable! Plus I only eat things that are dead and you aren't dead and I would feel bad if I killed you."

I stroke it gently and it makes little noises. I think they might still be panic noises.

Ask it where you are exactly.

Tell it you're lost, and ask if there's anything interesting around.

Show it your reproductive organs to calm it down.

>>404867
Awwwwwww! Can you make peaceful signals with your arms? Try to make a love heart signal.

VERY gently stroke between it's legs, it might struggle a little bit at first but eventually it will calm down and allow itself to be plea- i mean it will calm it down...

Ask if it will promise not to run away if you put it down.

>>404867
Ask it if there's any like, technology in this world.

If all other communication fails, tickle his belly. ^.V.^

Ei :D 2012/04/30(Mon)16:42 No. 406146 ID: f2c010
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The last time I showed someone my reproductive organs they ran away. Well, actually, they ran away when I started making the incision, so I guess I never actually showed them my organs!

I don't know how to make a heart symbol. I don't have enough limbs for that!

"I'm lost. Do you know where I am or if there's anything cool around? Any fancy machines? Things that go beep bip?"
"Um... I'm lost too. I don't know if there's any machines around. ...what's a beep? Why do you want to know? You're not going to eat me?"

Well that's disappointing. The tiny lizard seems less distressed by my questions though! I move it to my head and it sorta clings but doesn't jump off.

Look around for signs of civilization. Tell it you're going to look for some kind of town, and that it can come with you if it wants. Ask it its name, and while you're at it, figure out its gender for ease of pronouns.

>>406161
Sounds like a plan!

Ask how he got here.

Lick your own eyeball.

Oh boy, your reproductive organs require an incision to be visible! How exciting.

This is shaping up like Hugs quest, and I'm cool with that! Well now that you two can communicate with each other, ask him if he crashed like us.

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)14:03 No. 419287 ID: 9e3c3d
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I guess I can look around for civilisation. Maybe I can find something fun to do before I think of a way off this planet with my brilliant mind and mastery over... some stuff, I think!

"So, li'l lizard, what brings you out here?"
"What? Oh! I was looking for, uh... um... Oh no! I forgot what I was doing out here! And I don't know how to get home! Aaaaaa!"
"Well, I'm going to go find a town or a city or something more interesting than green skies and blue grass. Oh. Wait. No, the other way around. How boring!"
"Um, who are you? W-where are you from? I don't think I've seen anything like you!"

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)14:03 No. 419289 ID: 9e3c3d
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"I am from the stars themselves! Through the heavens I moved, searching far and wide for something to stave off the boredom of cosmic travel, yet forcing myself to endure it further in my efforts! To some, I am known as the mother of worlds, creator of galaxies! To others, I am known as that which sows the seeds of cancerous growth and horrifying parasites that would curdle your very blood!"

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)14:03 No. 419290 ID: 9e3c3d
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"...Okay I made that all up. I'm Ei and I'm from space."
"What's a space?"
"Wait. Seriously?"
"Isn't a space just, um, where nothing is?"

oh no it's even more middle of nowhere than I thought

look for civilisation harder ei

Okay! I can see some suspiciously conspicuous thingies off in the horizon if I force my eyes into far sight. Any idea which to head to?

>>419290
I think the old rule is "go left"?

you are blue, and the one on the right has a blue dot.

>>419290
Get closer to all of them before you commit!

Head towards the thing on the right, it looks like it's sticking up into the air and isn't colored like a mountain.

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)16:03 No. 419317 ID: 9e3c3d
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But getting closer is hard work! I'll just go to the right. It has blue!

Some time later...

Well this was the wrong choice. This is just a big tower. It's shiny but it's so boring and I can't see any entrance. There's a bunch of things just sort of lounging around like they're waiting for something.

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)16:03 No. 419318 ID: 9e3c3d
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"Hey! Hey, you!"

One of them runs up to me, and something tiny follows it.

"You! What the hell are you doing here? You're a goddamn bit character! A throw-away threat of the day for a dumb quest that hasn't seen an update in months!"
"Hey, calm down, calm down! When this is all over maybe there'll be--"
"No! I know how this works! Do you know what this could be? This could be literally anything other than what's going on right now but instead lady bug face here gets her own damn--"
"No! Quiet! We are not here to stir up a scene!"
"Oh, it's all well and good for you, isn't it? By the end of the day you'll probably be prancing around your wonderful little hovel of a setting and being the star of the show again!"
"But--"

Ei :D 2012/06/06(Wed)16:03 No. 419319 ID: 9e3c3d
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"Look at her! What do they even like about this freak?! I was refined! Intellectual!"
"You had as much personality as a bag of lettuce!"
"Oh, look who's talking, miss run away from the slightest bit of danger!"
"What?! Like you're any different!!"
"Trust me, things would have been so much different if things had gone how they were meant to go and we didn't have the likes of her cluttering up the place!"
"Yeah! Your setting would blow up and then where would you be?!"
"Still better than this!"

So... um... hang around here or go somewhere else?

Kata hug Teteke

>>419319
That bird guy needs to work out some issues.

You can help out with that right?

>>419319
Um... ask them which way is civilization. They obviously aren't being very civilized so this must not be it.

hugs all around.

Involuntary hugs! Include that red thing to the right too. You've got three pairs of arms, that's plenty of hugs!

HUGS

Hugs for everyone!

Hugs. ^.V.^