rock out responsibly with headphones at a reasonable volume like a boss!

hmm, buy a book?

> not allowed to talk to boys

DESTROY. EVERYTHING.

threeP 2012/05/01(Tue)12:54 No. 406543 ID: c65650
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:3

>>406543

thisisacceptable.jpg

Sweet, LSD! Playing in traffic while tripping is really fun but don't do it, you'll die really quick.

Isn't it kind of redundant to use a wand while riding on the back of a uni...pega... whatever the fuck so powerful it can move the sun?
It's like riding on top of a Metal Gear while threatening people with a pistol.

>>406638
Alicorn. Winged unicorns are called Alicorns.

>>406638
NEVER enuf dakka.
(Besides, Metal Gears are notoriously inept at killing singe people on foot standing next to them.)

>>406642
Perfuffle. If My Little Pony has taught me anything, it's that they're called Princesses.

threeP 2012/05/01(Tue)21:25 No. 406784 ID: c65650
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can you tell I just figured out how to animate?

....
Finish the walking animation or keep contenting dangit!

Seriously though, if you're stuck in rehab and it's so boring you're starting to spontaneously hallucinate I suggest you try painting. Oil painting, in an under-ventilated room. The fumes from that should be pretty good for tripping out and if you're any good at it you can give them away as presents or sell them.

>>407251
No bad bad no tripping. >:I

Why not try writing a book?

threeP 2012/05/02(Wed)19:47 No. 407329 ID: c65650
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>>407316

Nothing else for it I guess, join a dojo, learn Aikido. Once you have learned enough cool moves to be able to make foes beat themselves up you might be allowed out of rehab.

>>407329
Write a story about your dashing headgear, madam!

>>407336
Do this. Except with Yoga, the best martial art.

>>407351
Oh well fine, I suppose learning how to give yourself a blowjob trumps most other considerations.

>>406638

Fly me closer so I can hit them with my wand!

threeP 2012/05/02(Wed)21:07 No. 407378 ID: c65650
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>>407353
small problem with that

I'm not sure I understand... did they take away your pleasure place?
If you do still have all the right parts that's why you need moar yoga. Keep going, you'll be developing flexibility that is also useful for escaping this place if they don't let you out.

become a cat so you can reach.

Some people are of the opinion that "blowjob" refers exclusively to fellatio, while others feel the term applies to oral sex for either gender. In either case there's probably better ways to spend your time.

I have an idea, why don't you steal Big Ben?

>>407407

Either way, it takes a much more herculean flexibility to reach when you have an innie instead of an outie. My vote is on Big Ben.

Hotwire Big Ben.

here's the trick.

lie on a spot where your legs can touch the ceiling. every time you get an opportunity, 'walk' backwards on the ceiling with your legs while lying on your back, until your waist bends enough for it to start to hurt, and hold that position until it gets too painful to bear.

you do this every night until eventually you can reach your crotch with your tongue. it's how I achieved autofellatio. granted, I had the top of a bunk bed which was immensely convenient for me, but I'm sure you can find a way if you wish it enough.

good luck, broella.

threeP 2012/05/03(Thu)17:59 No. 407783 ID: c65650
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>>407407
this. but I can't steal the big ben because I heard someone else was going to steal it

Well, then I guess you can at least lick yourself now that you're a cat. You could sell videos of yourself doing that if you were a woman though, once you've built up the flexibility as your normal self to do it that is.

>>407783
Steal it from the other people who want to steal it.

Join cat-Luna nyanning through the universe.

>>407783

Become Pop-Tart Cat and fly through space.

Why not get dressed again and go for a walk outside? Fresh air and exercise and the chance for people with toast in their mouths to barrel into you as you come around corners!

Put yourself under constant surveillance in case you do something unique and hilarious that could be posted on a funny cat images website.

>>407790

or steal those people themselves.

threeP 2012/05/06(Sun)16:28 No. 408980 ID: c65650
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order pizza? okay

I... don't know that anyone suggested pizza, but sure, order one. Maybe try some weird new sort of toppings you've never had. And maybe get a bottle of soda. You're allowed to have caffeine at least, right?

>>408980

Artichoke hearts!

threeP 2012/05/06(Sun)17:24 No. 409004 ID: c65650
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no sauce, extra ricotta cheese
oh it's so fucking good

>>409004
Roll that thing up and eat it sub style.

Actually, you might want to pace yourself with that. Or offer to share it with uh... any other girls in there with you, or is it a house arrest sort of thing?

threeP 2012/05/06(Sun)17:43 No. 409016 ID: c65650
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>>409011
no there are 9 other girls here but they don't deserve pizza

Oh dear gods! Chew!

yeah don't choke
you should probably take smaller bites

threeP 2012/05/06(Sun)18:31 No. 409052 ID: c65650
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CHEWING

Girl, when that cigar sized, you light it up!

Seems you have a really major oral fixation here. Maybe you can get yourself out of rehab if you talk to a psychologist about that, work out some childhood issues and such.

I dunno, I think that if she switches to chewing gum she could get a job as a secretary making use of that oral fixation to get a give a good job.

Yo can go oral on my fixation any time.

Riccotta cheese... on pizza...

OTz