2/3 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)09:40 No. 423130 ID: c569f6
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>How the hell are you going to get out of there?

Um.

Alright now to leave... I hope you just didn't land in someones mouth though.

3/3 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)09:42 No. 423132 ID: 42491f
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I don't know! There's nothing to climb on! I have water on my hands and now this stuff is even more slippery than before!

Oh no!

>>423132
Punch the walls until they develop holes. Put feet in holes and repeat until you can jump out.

dry your hands off then get a running start at a different side.

Pity you left everything behind, another bird lure would be perfect. See if theres anything else in the depression besides you and the puddle.

clearly the only solution left is to bury yourself alive so you can grow big enough to get out of here.

or you could shout for help. that might work too. if you're a bore.

1/4 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)10:24 No. 423144 ID: c569f6
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>Anything else in the depression

There's just this pointy thing in the middle. It's made of the same shiny stuff.

2/4 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)10:25 No. 423145 ID: c569f6
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>Punch the walls until they develop holes.

Ow ow ow

This stuff is REALLY hard.

3/4 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)10:26 No. 423146 ID: c569f6
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>Get a running start at a different side.

4/4 Farmer 2012/06/16(Sat)10:28 No. 423148 ID: c569f6
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While I'm sliding down again a head comes over the edge and says What are you doing in my hole.

ask what his hole is doing on your farm!
but really, explain you didn't know this was someone else's. and you planted a puddle so it would grow into a lake.

He wants to steal your puddle. You have to be sly about this!

Explain to him you were looking for a place to plant a lake.

...Uh you probably should get out of there before the puddle starts growing.

trying to get out. maybe he wants to help? some help would be nice.

1/5 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)06:37 No. 423434 ID: 42491f
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I tell the head I'm trying to get out! Maybe it could help!

It says Why were you in there.

I say I had to plant a LAKE.

3/5 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)06:39 No. 423436 ID: c569f6
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Look guys! It grew already!

5/5 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)06:43 No. 423439 ID: c569f6
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The guy with the rock belt says this is a VERY SMALL LAKE but he has decided it is ACCEPTABLE!

I say it's going to grow a lot and he says that is EVEN MORE ACCEPTABLE!

But he will have to make the GNOMON taller.

ask what a GNOMON is, and if you can see it.

maybe we can help him with it for allowing us to grow the lake and also not drown in it.

also, I looked up what a gnomon is and apparently this place is a huge sundial.

mmh... how do we get out the hole?^^

1/2 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)09:21 No. 423491 ID: 42491f
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>Sundial

He says YES! It is a SUNDIAL! He can use it to tell the time! When the GNOMON casts a shadow he knows it is DAYTIME and when it doesn't he knows it is NIGHTTIME!

Except sometimes the MOON comes out and messes up everything. He's still working on that.

2/2 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)09:21 No. 423492 ID: 42491f
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He walks up the side of the GNOMON and starts pulling blobs off of it.

I ask him if he can help me get out of the hole.

He says Can't you climb out?

So he is a modeler, someone who alters the appearance of the landscape itself wile you are a gardener trying to grow something... anything... everything...

we can't shape stone! or whatever this is. only grow things.

we are a farmer not a land molder.

Switch to this guy. He's way more awesome than some stupid stick farmer.

1/3 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)11:37 No. 423530 ID: 42491f
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I say I can't make my feet stick like he does.

>Switch to this guy. He's way more awesome.

Yes he is! But I don't think he can hear you guys. He only answers when I talk.

>Modeler
>Land molder
>Guy

I ask who he is and he says he's a GEOLOGIST! He used to be a SAND GEOLOGIST but now he's a GLASS GEOLOGIST which is better.

The GEOLOGIST says he will make me an ELEGANT BAROQUE STAIRCASE so I can get out!

2/3 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)11:37 No. 423531 ID: 42491f
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Then he says wait no he doesn't have time for that.

3/3 Farmer 2012/06/17(Sun)11:38 No. 423532 ID: 42491f
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I'm out! And my PUDDLE is planted! Should I ask anything else before I go home?

Ask if he has seen any fish anywhere.

ask if he's be okay with fish swimming in his new future lake-sundial.

oh, and maybe an aquarium! the Aquifer said dead fish makes it sad so we gotta bring it live fish so we need an aquarium.

As if you even need to ask! Everyone loves fishes swimming around their sundial!

1/3 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)04:44 No. 423766 ID: c569f6
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>Future lake sundial fish

The GEOLOGIST says he hasn't seen any FISH but that would be ACCEPTABLE!

I start to ask him about an AQUARIUM but he says Go away so he can concentrate.

2/3 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)04:44 No. 423767 ID: c569f6
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That's okay because I can probably carry FISH in my pocket if I put water around them. Back to the farm!

3/3 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)04:45 No. 423768 ID: 42491f
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Gosh this FRUIT is getting big.

How cute the Scarecrow budded!

Replant the scarecrow bud so it doesn't get stunted by its parent.

>>423768
I think it's time to bring in another harvest. Load up everything you can manage into your backpack and wheelbarrow, and just replant the rest where there's free space.

1/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:17 No. 423806 ID: c569f6
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>Move scarecrow
>Harvest everything

SCARECROW!

2/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:17 No. 423808 ID: c569f6
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MARBLES!

3/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:18 No. 423809 ID: c569f6
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CACTUS FRUIT!

ow ow ow

4/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:18 No. 423810 ID: c569f6
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COINS!

5/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:18 No. 423811 ID: c569f6
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TO THE STORE!

6/6 Farmer 2012/06/18(Mon)09:19 No. 423812 ID: c569f6
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The STOREKEEPER says he'll give me 1 COIN each for the MARBLES and CACTUS FRUIT! Plus I have 72 COINS that I just picked and 24 that I already had and I don't even know how many COINS that is anymore oh gosh guys what should I buy?

Planks of wood. Like, 2x4s. Then plant them in a wide square with a gap. It'll grow into a house!

You have 131 coins now. Ask what you can buy for that. Right now you need live fish, and more things to plant.

Your farm is starting to really blossom. Perhaps its time buy buy that Jeraff and a cart that it can pull.

Some glass jars (for holding fish)
Some fish eggs (or seeds? Can you grow a fish tree?)
Some water plant seeds
some random seeds!

>>423814

or just buy a house fruit. or a small tiny house toy.

buy transportation! how much for a car?

>>423820
Fish tree?! Fish tree!

We have to grow a fish tree!!

Farmer 2012/08/04(Sat)05:00 No. 439171 ID: bbee3d
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>House

I already have a HOUSE FRUIT! I just have to wait until it's ripe!

I guess I could get that other stuff though? Then I would have TWO HOUSES!

>Car

I don't know what a CAR is but I ask the STOREKEEPER. He says he has some CARS but he can't get them out of the BACK ROOM because the door is too small. And he doesn't know how they work.

>Fish tree!!

YES! That is the best way to get FISH!

I ask the STOREKEEPER if he has any FISH or FISH SEEDS. He says no but he does have a FISH BONES.

BONES come from FISH like SEEDS come from FRUIT so maybe they do the same thing?

Even if they don't, bones are a handy crafting material!

>>439171
Sounds like a plan!

Also ask if he has any grass seeds. We're growing lots of trees but no grass!

Let's get car seeds from his cars. Maybe keys are car seeds?

Jeraff is only 47 coins. Affordable now. Buy it!

As a plus, you can climb the jeraff's neck to reach high places! Like if some of your trees in the near future.

I bet if it's not long enough we can plant the jeraff for a while so it grows a bit higher.

Ask him if the jeraff comes with some kind of reins or we have to buy them separately.

Also ask him what kind of cart he has suitable for a jeraff to pull.

Dude, this is so awesome.

1/3 Farmer 2012/08/05(Sun)10:44 No. 439635 ID: bbee3d
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The FISH BONES are 2 COINS and the CAR KEYS are 9 COINS. I get one of each!

>Grass

I have some GRASS already but it's the same color as the SAND so it's hard to see!

The STOREKEEPER says he doesn't know where his GRASS SEEDS are anyway.

2/3 Farmer 2012/08/05(Sun)10:45 No. 439636 ID: bbee3d
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>Jeraff

3/3 Farmer 2012/08/05(Sun)10:45 No. 439637 ID: bbee3d
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>Jeraff and cart

BEST PURCHASE EVER

NOW GO PLANT SOME OF THOSE FISH BONES!

plant them near where the lake will grow. will probably need a lot of water to grow properly.

So... What would happen if you planted yourself?

>>439637
Aaahahhaa oh god, this quest.

Plant the fish bones near the aquifer's pond!

>>439665
He tried, it doesn't work. Seems like his supernatural powers to plant and grow anything do not include himself.
That's like, birth control Aquifer-style.

Now that we have a new bigger cart we should consider planting the old smaller cart and see if we can just keep growing bigger and bigger carts. We could also try seeing if we can grow other living things just dig a small hole and plant the Jeraffs hoof in it, we didn't have to plant the scarecrow too deep to get it to start budding. We can than harvest the buds when they're still small and sell toy sized Jeraffs to all the children.

1/3 Farmer 2013/01/29(Tue)16:42 No. 488653 ID: acc9b6
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>Plant FISH BONES

FISH BONES planted!

2/3 Farmer 2013/01/29(Tue)16:43 No. 488654 ID: acc9b6
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>Plant SMALL CART

SMALL CART planted!

>CAR seeds

CAR KEYS planted!

3/3 Farmer 2013/01/29(Tue)16:43 No. 488655 ID: acc9b6
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>Plant JERAFF

JERAFF planted!

But it keeps unplanting itself. I don't know if this will work guys.

>Sell toy sized Jeraffs to all the children

What are children?

They're like seeds, except you!

snip some hairs off of its tail and plant those. I'd tell you to plant a piece of its horns but how could you do that.

>>488670
I don't think we have anything to cut with.

>>488655
You know how when you plant something, smaller things start growing off it? Those are like children! Except children um... grow on their own, after they get big enough. I don't know how you guys reproduce, if you even do.

Anyway, uh. I have a question. Does anything you plant ever stop growing and producing fruit? Will our stick farm continue growing forever and take over the entire surface?!

Also have we planted a rock yet? Maybe we can go exploring while we wait for things to grow. Where can we explore?

That's brilliant!

Plant self.

>>488688
>I can't plant my pocket because it's attached to me. I'd have to plant myself! But I tried that once and nothing happened.

What if we cut out an eye and planted that?

>>488700

Even if that did work, how would you put the eye fruits back in!?

Fuck the ground

>>488769
He doesn't have the stuff he needs to do that!

try planting some dirt

>>488870
GENIUS.

Maybe we can plant some air while we're at it.

>>488767
Don't ask me, I'm not a doctor.

>>488952
How about some water and fire to round out that elemental farm?

>>489185
He already planted a puddle/lake.

1/3 Chrysalis 2013/04/07(Sun)14:59 No. 504432 ID: bbee3d
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>snip some hairs off of its tail and plant those.

I don't have anything to snip with so I just pick a hair instead. Wow this JERAFF can jump!

2/3 Farmer 2013/04/07(Sun)15:00 No. 504433 ID: bbee3d
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>Children
>They're like seeds, except you!

!!!

3/3 Farmer 2013/04/07(Sun)15:00 No. 504434 ID: bbee3d
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>Does anything you plant ever stop growing and producing fruit? Will our stick farm continue growing forever and take over the entire surface?!
I don't know! That would be cool but things mostly just grow up. I'd have to plant a lot of stuff to cover the whole world!

>try planting some dirt
>Maybe we can plant some air while we're at it.
>How about some water and fire to round out that elemental farm?
>Also have we planted a rock yet?

I already have DIRT and AIR and WATER and ROCKS! That's what a farm is!

No FIRE though. Where does FIRE come from?

>Maybe we can go exploring while we wait for things to grow. Where can we explore?

There are lots of places here! There's the STORE and the AQUIFER'S POND and the ALMOST A LAKE!

Also lots of MOUNTAINS!

I've if you rub a couple wooden sticks together fast enough you could get some fire. You way need some dry grass to set on fire though.

>>504434
Fire comes from uh... rubbing two sticks together until they get really really hot? That could take ages though. Alternatively you can strike two particular types of rocks together to get sparks, which can set fire to dried leaves. Be careful though. Fire eats plants! And maybe could eat you. Fire is dangerous.

Maybe you can buy some? Anyway I wanna look around. Go check out the base of the mountains! We've already seen the top.

Are any of our plants easy to climb? We could plant some of those near the mountains so we can get up and down them easier.

That... that jeraff is not coming down is he.

Your list had sheep on it. Ask the shopkeeper if he has any wool.

You have rocks and marbles, right? How good are you with your hands? Take a rock, and chip away at a large marble, trying to shape it into a cone. Then very gently scrape (don't hit) the material away from the inside of the cone, all the way through, with a small hole on the small end and a large hole on the large end. Take the result, and plant it. When its glass-cone fruit grows to the right size, you can take it to the shopkeeper, and he can hold the small end up to his ear to hear you better. You can also use it yourself: speak into the small end and you'll sound really loud.

Plant the shiny ring.

And don't forget to plant that jeraff hair.

pluck a spike from that spiky plant and plant it. maybe you'll grow a spike plant instead of a spiky plant.

Lets plant a whole mountain range on the edge of the farm to the north.

Next time you're at the store, ask the storekeeper if he has matches or a lighter, so you can make fire. Also, see if he has a map of the area.

Easy enough to start a fire with a marble and the sun.

>>505466
I, uh, I dunno if this guy has the patience for that. Particularly since marbles aren't optimally shaped for that.
Ooh, but it would still be AWESOME if we could get the glass geologist to make us a huge lens! We could burn/melt/vaporize stuff SO HARD.

>>506256
Genius! Get the Glass Geologist to make us a big lens, and then we can plant the fire!
Just, uh, plant it far away from all your other plants.