Guys, you're supposed to pick ONE. This is a choice of species. Though I honestly have no idea what the last one's supposed to be.

Then I pick

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium ______.

Since I kinda want to know what this is. My guess is maybe warforged? Or a draconian race

Then we are Batman, that solves that question right? Or are we limited away from that by IP/trademark issues? Oh dangit, we probably can't be Batman.

Looking it up, the substance that is/contains rubies (or other gem and non-gem stone) is corundum, which is found in schist, gneiss, marble, syenite and pegmatite. Rubies also end up being created in a lab using the Verneuil process, flux growth and hydrothermal synthesis.
Oh, can't forget jewelery, rubies and other stones are in jewelery.

"I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am _____."
The Man

C'mon, we should be The Man at least once guys.

>>395224

fuck what we're supposed to do. this is what I did and NOBODY CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>395224
>>395251
I'm torn. You're clearly both right. Therefore it comes down to what the choice ends up being with each answer.

If we get a hybrid answer from those four riddles it's going to be a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica. That wouldn't be Batman at all for at least two reasons.

>>395262
>a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica.
OP, please make this happen.

>>395248
This, but only if we get to be The Man who is Keeping You Down.

>>395271
THIS.

You are asking what is my morph
I to this will not stand forf
You shall not be left unsuref
Now quickly lest I become boref
Know ye now I am a bunny

I like to steal, i like to rouse. I have big ears, because i'm a BRICK HOUSE.

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am MIGHTY MIGHTY.

Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because I AIN'T HOLDING NOTHING BACK.

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium I AM AN AMAZON(ian).

>>395297

An Amazonian what??

>>395303
Pirahna probably, those suckers are vicious.

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am Aslan!

This is clearly the answer.

anonymous 2012/03/23(Fri)23:25 No. 395362 ID: 7664b8
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... you guys are kidding, right?

>>395266
a what what with a what?
...
...
honestly? you want this?
Just say the word and i'll make it happen.

I dunno, I'm a fan of the Stacked Amazonian Piranha.

But a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica is good too.

>>395362

the word.

pretty sure it;s the result of you being coi. just give us the races jeez.

You may find you get answers more easily used with questions less easily abused.

I gotta say, I like all three ideas that have people supporting them: The stacked, mighty Amazonian pirahna, The Man Who is Keeping You Down, and the married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica.
If my vote is a tiebreaker I'll go for the double-plus broken Batman but whichever of the three is most popular gets my vote.

This could get ugly. I'm going to straight out say that rabbit or mouse, preferably mouse. Man doesn't have big enough ears and "What's Shakin" ruined the bone race for me.

Remember that any suggestion can be easily ignored. :]

>Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because i'm a ______.

Faggot.

good lord people...you are making us look bad

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am man.

>>395430

THOU ART A PARTYPOOPER VERILY, YOUNG LAD.

I'll agree with The Man Who Is Keeping You Down.

My vote is still for The Man Who is Keeping You Down.

anonymous 2012/03/25(Sun)21:24 No. 396058 ID: 7664b8
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>>395430
>>395450
>>395483
Hmmmmm, this fantastic peanut butter and banana sandwich is missing something important.... it seems to be missing the peanut butter, and also the bananas. This isn't even a sandwich at all... it seems that i'm just eating two slices of bread...

get a secretary blowjob.

>>396058
You seem to have money in some degree, go to the store! Or send somebody in your stead. Food is important, and you can tell a lot about somebody by the food that they eat!

OKAY THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BROUGHT YOU THIS SHIT IS GETTING FIRED

Smack your secretary for fucking up your sammich.

Then get a blowjob to make up for it.

We've got no direction, no idea what we're supposed to be doing, no plot hooks, so...

...Yeah, secretarial BJ sounds as good an idea as any. Unless we're already getting one under that desk. In which case, well, continue to keep her down, like The Man you are, I guess.

anonymous 2012/03/26(Mon)16:57 No. 396223 ID: 7664b8
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>>396059
>>396209
>>396217

There is no plot, no direction, no idea what i'm currently doing! And my secretary is an obese guy that has zits and wouldn't be good BJ Material!!!!! THIS MUST BE REMEDIED!!!

Npc sent to his death/ 1:?? people put down

You fool, there is a quest! The quest for peanut butter! And bananas. Let not the tragedy of that fail sandwich remain your only achievement in life!

Buy a peanut butter manufacturer.

And a banana importer.

>>396244
And then export all their jobs to a third world country.

How do you import bananas in a different country??

>>396271

you produce them in said country and export it from there into your own country.

anonymous 2012/03/27(Tue)22:02 No. 396508 ID: 7664b8
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why do you guys put so much effort into things? Why not just cut out the middle man and take all the bananas? See how easy that was?

>>396508

How are you holding all those bananas? Take the bananas to somebody who has a banana allergy, and force feed them. This is surely something that THE MAN would do.

the middleman was so you get the bananas AND money.

The middleman is someone to be Kept Down. Though I suppose taking all their bananas can count for that as well.

anonymous 2012/04/03(Tue)18:12 No. 398542 ID: 6997f2
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as we were about to come up with a plan to put down the middle man our friend and close business partner The Devil appears in your office.

Hey there Man, how's it going?

>>398542
Keep him down (in hell)

Don't leave a bro hanging. Hi five!

combo, high five, then hold your hand down low for a low five.

>>398642

and then pull a down low, too slow. and then drop him in the pit of alligators you probably have installed in front of your desk and claim Hell for yourself.

High five satan. Offer him a banana. Tell him you'd like to hang out, but you have important business.

You still need peanuts; and some children so you can use child labor to crush the peanuts and make peanut butter.

You also need a woman secretary to make you a proper sandwich.

After you get the peanuts, what you need to do is to hire a sandwich-maker, then buy a sandwich making machine to put your sandwich-maker out of work.

Dude ask Satan to do a quick 9 holes of golf with ya and tell your secretary to cancel all meetings and make newer longer ones.

>>398729
We defenestrated our secretary. We need a new one before we can have them do things.

>>398736

Then just use the backup secretary!