Suggestion 2012/03/11(Sun)22:19 No. 392035 ID: 832169
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Deciding that this must be it, Felix let his gaze wander out the window at the imposing manor house they were approaching. He was used to large manor houses by now. The Baron lived in the largest house back at home after all, right alongside the Wall. This place was far more spectacular than anything at home, however. There, homes needed to be built strong to survive the neverending winter, and certainly never included any sort of needless ornamentation. It unnerved him somewhat to see a house like this, so focused on style more than practicality, and he was glad they wouldn’t be staying here too long.

Suggestion 2012/03/11(Sun)22:36 No. 392038 ID: 832169
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After parking near the front of the abode and approaching with his father, the Baron suddenly stopped and looked Felix up and down in a calculating manner. “You’ll be on your best behavior, right? I would like this to go as smooth as possible.”

Starting to get a little annoyed at being treated like he was a rambunctious child, Felix decided to ignore the remark. “Father, why are you so concerned with me? You’ve hardly stopped doting over me since we got here.”

The Baron sighed, and nodded. “You’re right, I’m overthinking this too much.” Reaching out a hand, he prepares to knock on the door. “Just promise me you’ll keep your composure when you meet your fiancee. I don’t want this to become an ordeal.”

Felix is sure he missed something. “What?”

WOAH WOAH HANG ON. Marrying an ELF? Come on, man! Demand an explanation!

>>392038
"Why did you wait this long to tell me!?"

flabbergast. HUBABALKSKAL?

what if she is hot like

really really hot

Don't make a hullabaloo. Find out why and since when you were engaged to this girl.

>>392038
Grab his hand before he can knock and ask why you're only learning about this just now and why you're getting married to this lady. There has to be some sort of rather awesome political advantage for him to gain from all of this.

>>392038
"Father, this is the first I've heard about this."

>>392045
Dude, marrying an ELF. When Felix is old she'll still be hot.

Suggestion 2012/03/12(Mon)09:05 No. 392168 ID: 832169
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Restraining the urge to raise his voice, Felix tried to get some questions answered. “Just a moment, please. I’m here to marry an elf? How long have I been betrothed to her? Why did you wait this long to tell me?”

Felix had been hoping that the Baron would stop a moment and explain things, but instead he rapped on the door before answering. “I took a blood oath with Lord D'Amuri twenty-five years ago. Your mother and I decided that it would be best to wait to inform you of this, and frankly I didn’t want a lot of pointless talking on the subject. You’re my son and a noble of Northgate. I trusted that you could be depended upon.”

Suggestion 2012/03/12(Mon)09:06 No. 392169 ID: 832169
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Right when Felix was about to ask another series of questions, the door opened smoothly and an older Elf was framed in the doorway. The Elf broke into a smile when he saw the Baron and Felix. “Ah, welcome Baron Northgate. We’ve been waiting for your arrival. Please, come in.”

“Lord D’Amuri. A pleasure.” The Baron responded simply, shaking his hand as they all entered the house.

Lord D’Amuri looked directly at Felix for the first time and smiled warmly. “I can see that your son is a fine-looking lad. I suppose we should introduce the two, and then we can go talk some business. Bianca?”

Felix didn’t have to wait long before a young girl came into the room. He could see that she looked about as unhappy with all this as he did. “Welcome to our home. I’m pleased to meet you” she said in a bored voice.

>>392169
Bow and introduce yourself formally. Then ask her if she had as much warning as you did. Polite, apologetic, with a sense of humor.

at least she is pretty looking. take her hand and kiss it. may as well be a gentleman.

After a formal introduction, request to drop formalities. It might help lighten the mood if you're able to talk to each other like regular people.

>>392169
Well no reason to be a douchebag to her about all of this. Engage in some small talk with her about this place, you know ask about history of the place or what she does for fun and stuff like that.

Don't be overly fake about how you're feeling about the situation. She's presenting herself as she really feels. It would be most respectful for you to do the same, BUT you should also introduce yourself in a manner befitting of a gentleman.

Suggestion 2012/03/12(Mon)18:14 No. 392287 ID: 832169
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Bowing low, Felix considered kissing Bianca’s hand before brushing away the idea. She seemed a bit cold for something like that. “My name is Felix Northgate. It’s an honor to meet you. I... take it that this engagement isn’t a surprise to you.” Felix tried to smile as he straightened up, to put her at ease.

Bianca’s face didn’t change from that bored expression, and her voice was just as subdued as before. “No. I’ve known as long as I can remember. I am simply fulfilling a pact between our fathers because I happen to be the closest in age to you. I am Bianca D’Amuri. Normally I would insist any human call me ‘Lady D’Amuri’, but in the circumstances I suppose you may call me Bianca when we are alone.”

Felix cleared his throat and searched for something to fill the awkward silence. “Well, this manor certainly is impressive. Could you tell me something about its’ history?”

“I don’t think you’d be very interested. It would probably be better if I just showed you around the place. I could show you the rest of the house, maybe the shrine out back if you’d like?”

>>392287
Say that yes, that might be nice. Admit that you're used to a more practical architectural style though.

>>392287

Ask her what diversions she enjoys. She'll probably list what she's been trained in, so ask her which of those is her favorite.

Then ask if there's anything she didn't mention which she likes better.

that sounds nice.

Listen attentively!

Suggestion 2012/03/12(Mon)21:42 No. 392324 ID: 832169
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“Sure, I’d like that. This is so much different than what I’m used to back at home. In Northgate the buildings are a lot less impressive, but a bit more practical.” Felix was a bit annoyed when Bianca didn’t respond, but instead wandered off and motioned for him to follow. Trying to at least get a response, Felix continued speaking as he followed after her. “So, what sort of diversions do you enjoy?”

“What I enjoy most is reading. I normally partake in a number of other activities: fencing, riding, dancing, fox hunting. I dabble in a bit in the magical arts, but no more than any elf of my social standing” replied Bianca curtly.

Felix managed to keep up the small talk as Bianca showed him around the first floor, though he got the impression that he wasn’t gaining any ground with her. She hardly even looked at him as she responded, and didn’t say a word as the two ascended the large staircase that lead to the second floor.

As they walked down one of the second floor hallways, a sudden scream shattered the silence. “This is outrageous! Do you hear me?!” There were loud footsteps, then with a bang a door not far from the pair slammed open and an elf woman came storming out, red in the face. “I’ve never been so...” she began, then stopped when she noticed Bianca and Felix. She took a moment to control her breathing, and her face quickly regained that pale color. She turned and closed the open door behind her before addressing them. “Bianca. Good to see you. I take it this is the young Lord Northgate?”

“Yes, he is. Felix, this is my sister, Olivia D’Amuri.” Bianca responded, and Felix noticed that she didn’t seem bothered by Olivia’s outburst at all. It was like the incident simply hadn’t occurred. “Shall we continue?”

yes let us continue. say "pleasure to meet you" or such to olivia.
I think this is how she deals with stress. putting on a mask of emotion-less-ness. basically, she is like this to hide how FREAKING OUT she is on the inside.

>>392324
Let's not call attention to her outburst, as Bianca has not. It wouldn't be polite to butt in on someone else's business, as after all we are not yet officially part of their family.

Greet your future sister-in-law as well, and ask what is the matter. What's the worst that could happen?

Ask her if there is any trouble, and if you could do anything to alleviate it.

Ask her to join you on your tour of the house. It seems like she doesn't want to be here right now.

Don't say anything about the shouting.

Well okay just asking if there's anything wrong can't hurt. I mean, that's just showing basic concern, right?

We don't know why Olivia is angry, she may be one bad decision away from trying to kill us right now. We should try to greet her in a formal and distant way, to hopefully short circuit any violent impulses and make her follow ritual for long enough to see us leave her.
Once we're past we ask something like, "Forgive me but are there any particular topics or people I should avoid in order to try and prevent unnecessary unpleasantness?"

Suggestion 2012/03/12(Mon)23:49 No. 392372 ID: 832169
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Bianca began to walk briskly away, obviously intending for Felix to follow. Instead, he approached Olivia, who raised her eyes to meet his. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. Forgive me if I’m being rude, but is anything the matter? Perhaps I can be of assistance.”

Olivia smiled, then surprised Felix by laughing briefly as she shook her head. “No, but thank you Lord Northgate. It’s a very kind offer. This is nothing I need help with.”

“Well, maybe you’d like to join us on the tour of the house?” Felix offered.

Bianca sighed loudly, grabbing Felix’s attention. “I’m sure she doesn’t want to do anything like that with you and I. Maybe we should continue along...”

“Yes. I think I will join you.” Olivia said, cutting off Bianca mid-sentence as she gave her a look. Felix saw Bianca’s expression notably change to one of annoyance.

“Fine. Why don’t you just finish up the tour then?” Bianca asked, an edge to her voice. Without another word, she turned and strode off.

Olivia made a disapproving noise, and then smiled at Felix. “I’m sorry about my sister. She’s like that quite a lot. Now, is there anywhere else you’d like to see around here? Have you seen the shrine? Library? Garden?”

see look at that. she was having fun but hiding it. she got mad cause we invited someone else to join us on alone time.
but since the SS shit creak already sailed...
the shrine?
and ask about bianca, don't want to be here for months and just awkwardly standing next to eachother.

Say that you'd like to go and see the garden. Good riddance to Bianca, maybe she won't ignore you next time.

Ask Olivia about herself.

>>392372
Say that Bianca and you were going to see the shrine.

>>392372
Those things were probably next on the list, starting with the shrine. And ask a bit more about Bianca, if this whole engagement buisness goes through then you need as much information about her as possible, otherwise your marriage is likely to suck.

Say that it's fine about Bianca. Go ahead and tell Olivia that Bianca was going to bring you to the shrine next, but then say you haven't been to any of those places yet. Ask her which one she prefers.

>She’s like that quite a lot.

ask her to elaborate on this. is she always cold and distant, or just when it comes to arranged marriages?

Suggestion 2012/03/13(Tue)10:23 No. 392436 ID: 832169
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“Well, I think that Bianca was going to show me the shrine, but I haven’t seen any of those places yet. Do you have a preference?” Felix asked, deferring to her judgement. He had to admit, Olivia was easier to talk to than Bianca.

She smiled, and beckoned for him to follow. “In fact, I do.” She led him down the stairs to the first floor, and from there to a side door that opened up to the outside. “I’ve always loved the garden. Do you have gardens in your homeland?”

Felix imagined the fields back home, which mostly consisted of potatoes and frost pears. Both were not pleasant plants to look at. “Yes, but I don’t think in the way you do however. We don’t have any flowers, for one. Lady D’Amuri, you mentioned that Bianca is always like that... what did you mean? I’d like to know a bit more about her.”

Leading him down a path into the open garden, Olivia smiled. “Olivia. You can call me Olivia. Oh, it’s just that she’s always been so distant. She takes after our father in that regard. Even so, she’s quite the socialite. I think that she’s a bit... upset at having to be the one to marry you, honestly. I’m afraid she’s going to be that way towards you for quite some time.”

Felix couldn’t help but be a bit disappointed. He wasn’t looking forward to an extended cold shoulder. “Well, tell me something about yourself, Olivia. I don’t really know anything about your family.”

There was a pause as she considered. “First, I think it’s fair you understand what happened in the corridor. My husband and I were having a bit of a disagreement. We haven’t been married long, and it looks like it will be a bit longer before we can start living together. I think I may have overreacted a bit.”

"not thinking with his head i take it"

okay make a note of that.

and yes, bianca is just grumping because she is mad, but doesn't want to show she is mad cause that would cause problems with her father. just stick with it.

hey, it's not like she's the only one not pleased about not getting married.

I think. are you?

Was it an arranged marriage like yours or did you actually have a choice in the matter? Don't really get why arranged marriage is a symbol of diplomacy, marriage by choice makes more sense, and it's cuter and romantic with a lot more symbolism.

>>392446 What?

Say how it's a shame how he doesn't seem to be paying her enough attention. Also, extend the offer to with her on another walk in the future if she needs time to clear her head again.

>>392436
Well ask a bit about their family, culture and stuff like that. Could be a good idea to figure out if you have any skillsets that would make it easier to fit in and might make your private life more bearable quicker.

"To be honest, my warning that I was to be married to her came less than an hour ago. I know almost nothing about your sister and little about your family. I don't even know why my parents thought it was a good idea to hide this from me until just now.
"I would be grateful for practical advice on how to make her happy and I'd love to trade stories."

>>392436
Ask if theirs was an arranged marriage too.

I like political quests like these!

>>392510
>>392514
Both of these.

Suggestion 2012/03/13(Tue)21:41 No. 392617 ID: 832169
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“It’s a shame he doesn’t pay enough attention to you. Was it an arranged marriage?” Felix asked.

Nodding, Olivia’s gaze fell to the path as she spoke. “He is from one of the Three Families, just as I am. Almost all noble marriages in Elven society are arranged. It’s a way of sewing bonds of kinship between the The Three Families and the lineage of the crown as well. Honestly, I’ve never liked him, but I also know that our marriage has helped keep peace in our Kingdom.” She sighed. “Sometimes I wish it wasn’t like that. But, I suppose it’s the price I pay for being born into a noble family.”

Felix had never considered it like that, but he supposed he could see where she came from. “The price we pay...” he murmured. Seeing that Olivia looked a bit lost in her own memories, Felix tried to change the subject. He considered telling her about his own ill-timed engagement announcement, but figured it probably wouldn’t lift the mood any. “Well, if you’d like someone to join you on a walk in the future, just let me know. I can ask you more about Bianca, maybe I can make her a little less embarrassed of me. I’d like to be able to make her happy.”

He was glad to see her smile in return. “I’d like that. It’s nice to be able to speak with someone openly like this. I haven’t really had anyone to talk to since my sister got married.” To Felix’s surprise Olivia reached up and wrapped her arm around his, and continued to lead him through the garden while occasionally explaining about one plant or another.

Felix didn’t really know what to say. He wasn’t even sure if the gesture was platonic or not, so he simply followed along.

“Well I’ll tell you now, Bianca’s first problem with you is that she thinks you’re a stupid, brutish human from the North who doesn’t know anything about socializing.” Olivia kept the smile on her face as Felix felt his expression slacken a bit in surprise. “Let’s take this a step at a time. Do you know about ballroom dancing?”

Felix nodded gravely. “Oh yes.” He remembered his mother, paying a tutor to teach him as a child. It was about as miserable as it sounded.

“Really? I’m surprised, I heard your country didn’t have such dances.” Olivia seemed genuinely interested. “That helps a lot, actually. You’ll be attending quite a few balls during your religious experience.”

“What religious experience?” Felix hoped he didn’t sound too lost.

Olivia sighed. “Bianca didn’t explain anything, did she? To put it simply, you’ll be staying in our family shrine for the next two years during your spiritual cleansing. You’ll be able to enter the house for meals, but mostly you will be be contemplating nature and your place within it.”

"sounds.... interesting?"

>>392617
"Well, honestly, I had assumed that evolution had assigned humans the same place as every other species- eat, reproduce, and try not to die. Civilization is pretty much just something we made up."

>>392621
not entirely sure this culture knows evolution. could be running off of adam and eve creation. or "god/the-gods made everything with a wave of his hand" royalty is usually divine right to rule.

Wait what?

Two years? Nobody told you anything about spending two years in a shrine!

>>392624
Yes they did. Just now. You'll probably be fed to ocelots and used to fertilize a ficus tree or some shit if you back out now.

Jokingly comment that "Oh god, I think I realize why nobody bothered to tell me anything about this until 15 minutes ago."

This day's been a long string of unpleasant surprises, hasn't it?

Well, uh. Maybe you can say you've going to be busy those two years and maybe you can reschedule? And never actually reschedule at all!

>>392631
FICUS

TREE

Does Bianca also have to take up a bit of your religion as well? Sewing bonds of kinship and all.
How much human stuff are you allowed to do? You should admit, you're going to miss your home and culture a bit if you have to forsake a lot of it. Do elven marriage involve Bachelor/Bachelorette parties? Besides perceived brutishness, what other human stereotypes should you avoid committing? And what are the popular hobbies around here?

>>392633
This involves the least amount of ficus trees. I like it.

>>392633
Suggest that you would have taken the time to learn some of this for yourself ahead of time, but only recently found out about your engagement.

Wait.

Does this mean that Bianca was just taking you to the shrine to ditch you immediately?

Lame.

>>392617
Uh. What's our stance on religion? I guess nature is pretty cool and all, regardless... but uh... staying in a shrine for two years, sounds like most men would go stir crazy.

>>392650
oh snap.

>>392652
sounds more like they use the shrine as a house. they can leave it but they basically live there

Well, she said she was into fox hunting, fencing and archery, right? How are you at those? How much do you read?

"At the risk of sounding ignorant, I understood my place in nature to come from my responsibilities as a noble: Care for my people, steward of our lands, and protector of both against aggression and shortsightedness. What am I to be cleansed of and what am I to learn and do over two years?"

"i already have contemplated nature. several times, in fact. it is filled with poisonous bugs and things that want to kill me."

>>392617
Well that will be... interesting I guess. Ask if you can recieve visitors during that time and get access to reading materials. Or atleast have someone guiding you through a bit of the process since it's not anything you have exactly trained for.

Two years!?

Two years contemplating nature. It's lovely and all, but do you really have that sort of attention span?

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“Wow, that’s... quite a surprise. I think I’m starting to understand why father didn’t tell me about any of this. What am I allowed and not allowed to do?” Felix had a mental image of eating nothing but bread and a bit of fish for two years, or something similar. It didn’t improve his mood when he realized that Bianca had fully probably intended on leaving him at the shrine.

“I wouldn’t worry too much. I don’t even think anyone’s going to enforce you praying to the shrine to be honest. Mostly you just need to live there. You can still leave to participate in events, so it’s not going to be all that bad. It’s a sort of extreme version of a coming of age ceremony here. By living out in the shrine alone for a period of time, you sort of show the community that you have cleansed yourself of the negative emotions pent up from the first part of your life.” Olivia looked apologetic. “Before you ask, yes, two years is a very long period of time. I think that the archdruids may have chosen a large period of time in jest, but once offered my father took it. You have to understand, they were all very much against the idea of this marriage. It took him years to come to those terms. I don’t think that there’s ever been a marriage between a human and elf noble before, after all. There is also a tradition amongst our people that a potential fiancee must live with the bride for a year before the wedding. I suppose you could see this as a melding of the two ceremonies.”

While he didn’t like it, Felix could see the issue from their point of view, at least a bit. It made his mind wander to his own religion. The Way was never that popular up North. “Does Bianca have to do anything like this, by the way?”

“No, I don’t think it was a point your father insisted upon.”

Felix felt brief annoyance at that, but brushed it off. That was by far not the most pressing thing on his mind. “What are some of the other things I need to be worried about? I remember her mentioning archery, I’m at least decent at that. I don’t do much fencing, but I’ve trained with a blade practically since I could stand. Same with horses, really. I’ve never been fox hunting, but I’ve hunted much bigger game up North than foxes. I assure you that I can learn.” The two turned a corner, and Felix could see what must be the shrine. Out in front he could see a young elf girl playing with a dog, but as soon as she spotted the two of them she began to hurry over.

“Well, it seems like you know about the basics already. I suppose your father had years to get you ready, after all.” Olivia stopped as the young girl planted herself in front of them, arms folded across her chest. “Oh, and I may as well introduce my sister here. Felix, this is Cassandra D’Amuri.”

Felix saw Cassandra’s dog wander over and sniff curiously at him. Without saying a word, she also walked up to him and began to sniff curiously at his clothes. “Uh... hello.”

Cassandra began to giggle, and she shot a mischievous look at her sister. “Wow, humans DO smell funny, don’t they?”

Olivia’s voice had a mild chastising edge to it. “Cassandra, don’t be rude to our guest.”

Rolling her eyes in exasperation, Cassandra sighed dramatically. “I’m sorry. It’s nice to meet you, Lord Northgate.” Her voice had that forced quality of a child not quite being polite.

“Wan! Wan!” barked the dog, excitedly sniffing at Felix’s pants.

“Actually, Cassandra, do you mind taking Felix inside the shrine to look around?” Olivia looked apologetic as she let go of Felix’s arm. “I’m sorry, I’ve been away from the house for a bit. My husband will probably start asking questions. I did enjoy our talk today. We should do it again soon.”

“Of course. I look forward to it.” Felix was a bit disappointed. Olivia had been like a breath of fresh air, but he supposed that she had duties to preform too.

Cassandra looked at her feet. However, she nodded. “Sure, I’ll show him around.”

With a final smile to Felix, Olivia bustled off towards the house, leaving the two of them alone. Cassandra kept looking at her feet. She was much shyer without her sister around. “Um, sorry for calling you smelly.”

"it's okay, don't get baths as often up north, since the water has to be heated to keep it from freezing you, most of the time."

>>392702
Tell her that you're not offended, but point out that it's not the best way to greet someone. Oh, and ask her what the dog is called and what sort of breed it is. Then you can compare it to some of the breeds back home. Favourably of course.

>>392702
"S'all good. Humans males don't mind a good, friendly ribbing. Until they do from, like, a misunderstanding or something. Then our famous brutish anger come out. Not as an insane an anger as dwarves have though. I hear they'll pelt you with their own newborn infants sometimes." Joke with the child about stereotypes.

>>392704
1. being a noble this isn't an issue, there are servants.
2. do you REALLY want to tell the elitist elves that you humans don't bathe regularly? (hint: you don't).
3. You were primped by father before this meeting so currently you are bathed, you just smell different then what they are used to (what with not being an elf).

@Girl: No harm done. Say, how good is elven sense of smell? (from current reaction apparently better than a humans, you are gonna have to make sure not to embarrass yourself during those 2 years with BO).

>>392717
Yeah this. Oh and don't worry about those two years, I'm sure they'll fly by while you have an affair with your wife's hot sister

Ask her where their mother is.

...Actually, don't. Ask Olivia or Bianca later. I have a bad feeling she's dead.

>>392728

fiancee, he's not married yet.

So uh, does she already know who she's going to marry? I mean, Bianca apparently knew she was your fiancee for her whole life. Is that even normal?

Also might as well have her show you around the shrine. She's a little kid and she plays here with her wandog. She definitely knows all the coolest spots.

Get really stressed out because this is basically absolute fucking horseshit.

>“Before you ask, yes, two years is a very long period of time. I think that the archdruids may have chosen a large period of time in jest, but once offered my father took it."
Get especially mad about this part. Your dad is an asshole. Also, you have no real motivation to do a good job.

Say "Sorry I said your dress looks stupid."

>>392878
did you read the same thing i did? the elf dad took that as a CONCESSION to the druids for his daughter marrying a human. basically "what must i do to get you off my back druids?" 'the human must spend 2 years in the shrine contemplating' "deal!"

Thank your father-in-law when you see him for not just rolling over and taking it from the druids.

Probably best to make that statement a little bit more diplomatic than put above.

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Felix smiled, trying to put Cassandra at ease. The list of things he had to discuss with his father grew by the moment, however. This whole situation was ridiculous. The idea that he would have to give up two years of his life was really eating at him. “It’s alright. No harm done. We humans don’t mind a little friendly banter. There’s got to be a better way of greeting someone though.” Thinking that he might actually stink, considering how he’d been in a coach all day, he continued, “Is your sense of smell really that good?”

She seemed to consider, then shook her head as she lead Felix inside of the shrine. “No. Dad says we’re just as good at smelling as you. You sort of smell weird though. Like leather and metal. We can hear better than humans though.”

That would make sense. The Baron had dressed him up in these new clothes after all. The belt and boots were hardly worn in and the smell of the weapon polish his father used tended to make everything around smell like steel. “Well, fair enough. I can’t wait to take a bath later, that’s for sure. By the way, that’s a nice dog. What sort of dog is he?” Felix bent down and scratched the dog behind the ears, as it stretched its next to allow him easier access.

“A normal dog” was her immediate, sarcastic reply. “Her name’s Shumai.” Cassandra aparrently couldn’t help but look a bit impressed as Felix continued to pet the dog. “She lives here at the shrine. Normally she doesn’t let anyone but me pet her. She must like you.”

There was a minute of silence as Felix pet the dog. Cassandra looked like she wanted to say something, but something kept holding her back. Finally, Felix spoke up. “Something you want to ask me?”

“Yeah. What’s going on with your homeland? Dad and Olivia won’t tell me anything about it at all. Are you humans at war?” The words came tumbling out in a rush. It was obvious that she had been waiting to ask him about this.

Felix thought about how to phrase the answer before continuing. “Yes, right now our country is at war. They have no official name. They are cowards who strike from behind no banner, and they hail from no land. We call them the Gentry. For the time being, they’ve mostly contained their attacks to Northgate. We’ve only officially been at war for a month or so.” The thought of the Gentry sent a shock of anger through his body. The Gentry had declared war on Northgate by selecting a town within their borders, and turning it into a ghost town overnight. Nobody had ever discovered what happened to those villagers.

“Wow. But your land will be ok, right? Everyone always says that humans from the North are all crazy strong and bloodthirsty.” Cassandra said the last part a bit hopefully, and Felix got the impression that she was a bit disappointed that he wasn’t covered in the blood of his enemies.

“Yeah. They’ll be ok. Our army is the best in the world, after all.” Disappointment unexpectedly welled up inside of Felix. This two-year engagement was going to directly interfere with his dream of joining the army, like the rest of his family. It bothered him that people were going to be dying while he sat here, looking at trees and thinking about nature. “Can I ask you something too? Bianca said that she’s been engaged to me since she can remember. Are you engaged to someone too?”

Shumai began to bark in irritation at being ignored. “Wan! Wan!”

“No. I don’t think that dad’s been able to find me a future husband yet. I’m sure he will soon though.” Cassandra sat down next to Felix, and began petting Shumai with both hands. Felix could see her slowly starting to smile, and could almost see the idea that was growing in her mind. “Hey, Felix. You looked like you were having fun with Olivia. Do you like her more than Bianca?” Her question was casual, but she didn’t even try to hide her mischievous grin. “If you don’t answer then you obviously like Olivia more and don’t want to say.”

Felix scowled. He had been hoping to actually be shown around the shrine.

"she's more... approachable then bianca. but i haven't been here long enough to actually know much about them. besides, you're playing with me, does that mean you like me?" snear when you say the last bit.

>>392898

"You've very sharp. Well, there are two reasons I was more easy around Olivia. Bianca is the woman who I want to impress and prove myself to the most in the whole world. That's a lot of pressure. But Olivia I only need to impress as a good brother-in-law, same as you. The second reason, and the more important one, is that Olivia wants to see her sister happy, and that means she and I have the same goal. We're allies in making Bianca happy."

>>392901
Too creepy.

"Bianca's just unfamiliar with me right now, is all, and I can understand why she would like the idea of me. I must seem like some kind of freakish, alien burden to her. She's never met me before, and she has to marry me! Not to mention that I'm from a completely different culture from her, as well as the fact that I'm human. I appreciate Olivia's friendliness, it's helping me settle in better. I'm sure Bianca and I will be on good terms once we get to know each other. I've only just arrived."

Say something to the effect of "Well, she looks me in the eye when we talk at least..."

Then ask her if you can take a rain-check on that one.

Explain that Olivia is upset with her husband and Bianca is upset with her husband, too. And some day Cassandra can be upset with her husband. Tell her that's how marriage works.

Ask her how you can show off doing cool manly viking shit. Also ask for a drink in the skull of a vanquished enemy.

>>392901


This is so legit.

I mean, Bianca might look at having to marry you as a burden, but she clearly hasn't taken even a minute to think about what you feel. You -have- to marry her the same way she -has- to marry you, and you haven't even had as many years as elves live to come to terms with it.

She also isn't getting shunted into a shrine away from her home from two years.

Olivia at least seemed willing to talk to you instead of just resigned to it, so that's definitely a plus right now. Also she went to the shrine with you instead of storming off in a huff. So she obviously likes you more than Bianca does right now.

But then, Cassandra went INTO the shrine with you, so obviously she likes you even more than Olivia.

How long DO elves live, anyway?

Just say Olivia, matter of factly.

>>392898
We spoke to Bianca for like 10 minutes. It would be unfair to state a preference this early.

>>392901
>>392907
>>392922
>>392905

I beseech you all to consider that whatever we tell this child, she will repeat. Setting adults against each other using pointed questions and withheld information is obviously a game she likes to play.

Give her the truth, and in terms a child can't misunderstand. >>392904

>>392898
Explain that you like both of them, and you like her and Shumai, too. Ranking how much you like people is a little rude when you've only just met them.

Right now, you're glad you got the chance to speak with Olivia and get such a nice introduction to the place, but you're also hoping to see more of Bianca.

And, since she asked you, it's only fair you ask her - what does SHE think of her sisters?

>>392898
You could say that you haven't really had much of a chance to get to know Bianca that much yet, she more or less dumped you at her sister's feet the first chance she got to go off and do something else. So at the moment you simply know Olivia more than Bianca, since Olivia is the one you have spoken to who didn't dump you at the first chance she got. Although now thinking back on it she might have, she was just more tactful in doing so.

>>392979
Yes, and Tact is important, especially in Weird Elf Culture. I say we go with "I do not know Bianca as of yet", on account of having spoken eight minutes with her.

>>392963

This seems a reasonable suggestion. Maybe just tell her that you prefer Bianca's spunky attitude too.

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Felix took a moment to think before answering, choosing his words carefully. “Well, Olivia’s been a lot more approachable, that’s for sure...”

Cassandra cut him off. “You mean Bianca’s been ignoring you as much as she can. I know about that.”

“...but I’d like to get to know Bianca more. She’s unfamiliar with me right now, after all. I mean, I’ve known her for all of ten minutes and only have a grasp on what she’s like. I appreciate Olivia’s friendship, but what I appreciate more is that she’d like to see her sister happy. So, we’re allies in that regard.” Felix watched as Cassandra mulled the answer over in silence, a strange lazy smile on her face. Once it was obvious she was waiting for him to speak, he began to look for something else to say. A question that had been playing around his mind came up. “What do you think of your sisters?”

Looking thoughtful, Cassandra took a moment to consider his question. Felix got the idea that she liked keeping him in suspense. When she spoke it was in the lofty tones of one imparting great knowledge. “Well, Bianca’s stuck up. What she likes more than anything is being liked. She goes to all those parties because she likes it when people talk about how beautiful her dress was, or how well she interpreted the meaning behind the latest popular poems.” Cassandra nearly spat the last words out, but fell back into her scholarly voice again. “But she’s dependable, and she’s really good at what she likes. Olivia doesn’t care about being liked so much, she cares more about her social status and keeping up appearances. She married that guy she’s with right now because of all that, after all. She’s always been kind though.”

Glad that they had steered away from their initial topic, Felix asked another question that had been on his mind. “Hey, how long do elves live anyhow? I’ve only heard rumors that you guys can live for over two hundred years.”

“Nah, not two hundred. The oldest elf ever was 213, and he was like a skeleton when he died. The book had drawings of him. We normally live 125 years or so.”

“Felix! Are you there, boy!?” The Baron’s voice boomed from down the path. As Felix and Cassandra stood up they could see him walking down towards the shrine. He stopped a few paces away and smiled at them. “Ah, there you are boy. And you must be Cassandra. Your father has told me about you. Pleased to meet you.” Cassandra seemed to go a bit shy again, and she mumbled a hello in return to her feet. The Baron addressed Felix directly. “We’ve got to go and pay our respects to the king along with Lord D’Amuri. It’d be rude of us not to. There will be a coach out front in just a moment.” He looked to Cassandra and nodded. “By your leave madam, of course.”

Cassandra smiled at that, and waved magnanimously. “Of course, sir.”

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As the Baron strode off, Felix turned to Cassandra before following. “Thanks for showing me around the shrine. I’ll talk with you later.”

Leaning in, Cassandra got that mischievous look back on her face. “By the way, you didn’t answer my question earlier, you just tried to avoid it. It’s obvious you like Olivia more. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, but you owe me a favor.” She tapped him on the nose, grinned wide, and began to skip away with her dog running after her.

“Wan! Wan!” Barked Shumai excitedly.

Felix was pretty annoyed now. She reminded him of his own younger sister.

Well now that you have a moment, it's probably about time to ask The Baron what the hell was up with not even bothering to tell you that he was stuffing you in some pagan shrine for 2 years before marrying you off. It would probably be a bit easier to deal with everything if you'd had any amount of time to prepare for it.

at least she wont tell unless really pressed. kids love favors.

Aww, that is adorable. Let the kid have her imagined intrigue. Heck, let her have her favor too.

Also, this whole shrine thing is not THAT bad. Remember you were outright told that this is basically a tradition that is kept in name only.
That is, people live in the shrine but don't really do much, instead going off to do things outside the shrine. As long as you sleep there you are fine. And you can train with local weapon-masters during the day in preparation for your military service. But lets not try to be overly flippant about it, I suggest doing a little more then the average elf.

Oh, we should find out what other family members are around. Other siblings, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.

Am I the only one who noticed the youngest sister is a different color? If this works the same way as humans then they should have different mothers

>>393166
That brat could probably very annoying if she tries it. Hopefully you can stay on her good side.

It's also time to ask your dad a few questions about this marriage. Mainly about why and how. I mean I can sort of see the advantages of marrying into an elven noble family, but seeing the advantages for them is a bit more tricky.

Don't be angry with your dad or anything when you ask for an explanation. Remember, you are staying in your own tiny house next to some attractive ladies. It's not the worst deal ever.

If you're going to be cooped up with not much to do for two years, I'm sure you can locate some Elven combat tutors to pass the time.

>>393166
Impregnate her.
And she could honestly just have inherited different genes than her sisters. It's not exactly likely, but impossible.

>>393387

Maybe she just has a tan from playing outside instead of going to balls and interpreting poetry.

being stuck in a garden for two years with these people kinda sucks. what are your thoughts on rebelling against your father?

>>393437
As inconvenient as it may be to spend two years living out of a shrine next to a bunch of weirdo hippies, there's a significant chance that the consequences of backing out will be even more trouble. Many noble children have been disowned for less significant transgressions.

>>393437
I think I've figured it out: Your father specifically waited until you were here to tell you because if you wanted to run away to avoid this you're shit out of luck.
Consider: You do not know the local countryside, you don't have your personal mount, servants and possessions close at hand, you don't have any of the local currency, you don't know anybody around here that could help you leave, you probably couldn't even manage to survive camping out with enough supplies because you don't know the local hazards, wildlife, weather, and such.

We are stuck here until someone rescues us or we learn how to live like an elf.

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By the time Felix caught up with his father, he was already climbing into their waiting coach. His face must have expressed his desire to speak more than he intended, because as soon as Felix sat down in the coach and closed the door the Baron began to speak. “I have no doubt you have a slew of questions. I think it’s best I just say my reasoning and let you ask questions after.” He waited a moment for an interruption before continuing. “First, the reason I didn’t tell you of this engagement earlier was because it could only have served as a distraction for you. I know that doesn’t sound fair, but nonetheless your mother and I decided that would be the best course of action. What practical good would it have done you to worry over an engagement? You have been excelling at your training because this has not been a concern for you until it had to be.”

The answer was not quite good enough for Felix, who felt his anger rise a bit. “Are you saying I would have ignored my exercises, gone lazy with wistful longings over a girl I never met? Maybe I would have been a little better prepared to come and live here, did you ever think about that?”

“All you’ve been doing these last ten years IS train to come live here!” he boomed back, slamming his hand down sharply on the seat next to him. “I honestly thought you would have guessed with the ballroom dancing.”

“Ballroom dancing...?” Felix asked, completely confused.

“Did it not ever strike you as odd how we hired a tutor from the south to teach you? How we never forced your brothers to go through the same training? Then there’s the classes you took on etiquette and the amount of reading we made you do. Did you ever wonder why we had so insisted you take those classes when your brothers did not?”

The Baron was giving Felix such a serious, hard look that it made him consider his words carefully before responding. Now that his father mentioned it, those things had seemed strange as a child. Felix had suspected that it was because his mother’s favorite. This wasn’t necessarily a good thing, mostly because the constant stream of tutors and books to read was a miserable undertaking while growing up. By the time his sister had been old enough to walk, the constant stream of tutors had lessened to a handful, and so he just assumed that his hunch had been correct. After all, his sister was by far their mother’s favorite now. “So I’ve been training for this my whole life.” He paused for a moment to think properly before responding. “What do the D’Amuris get out of this? I can clearly see what we get. We’re at war, we gain political allies. Why do they need us?”

The Baron took a moment to marshal his response as he let out a long breath. “Good, you’re thinking. You’ve always been insightful, that’s how I know I can trust you implicitly. First, I’ll assume you’ve heard of the Three Families. They consist of three noble elf families that sort of... speak for the common people of the kingdom here. When a king here gets crowned, he is only done so after the heads of the houses have approved of it. The D’Amuri family has been in charge of the kingdom’s armies and defense for at least six generations. However, in the last 30 years Estronel has been subject to quite a few attacks and one war. However, thanks in a large part to Lord D’Amuri’s brilliant mind for strategy, life has not changed much here in their capital city. Many of his political opponents have begun to question his competency as a leader, however. What he gains out of this alliance is security. I doubt anyone would actually try moving against him directly, but this strengthens his position within the royal court. As for us... well, I think that elves and humans have been at a political impasse for too long, and Lord D’Amuri is one of the few noblemen of their kind who feels as I do.”

There was more Felix wanted to discuss, but with a sudden jerk the coach came to a halt. The Baron opened the door and stepped out without missing a beat, forcing Felix to scramble after him. Felix marveled that his father didn’t even seem to have slowed down since they got here.

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Felix was only granted a moment to marvel at the front of the palace before armed escorts came out to meet the two of them. With hardly a hello, they were bustled off at once towards a pair of ornate golden doors that opened up into what must have been the throne room. Lord D’Amuri was standing at the edge of the throne, speaking earnestly with the king. The king was seated on a resplendent throne, and as soon as he saw them enter he smiled widely. “Welcome, Baron Northgate! This is indeed a magnificent occasion. Tell me, how is your wife? The last I heard of her she had given you a daughter at last, eh?” The king beamed, and descended the throne to shake the Baron firmly by the hand.

Thinking he was meant to go join his father, Felix began to step forward before one of the armed escorts put a hand on his shoulder and stopped him fast without a word. As the two began to discus more and more mundane topics, Felix could feel his attention starting to wander almost against his will. The king’s attitude wasn’t exactly what he had been expecting, but the rest of the assembled court certainly was. He could see disapproving faces muttering all about, and the rest looked generally disinterested.

A few minutes later, the Baron suddenly turned and motioned towards Felix, who stood up straight. “Of course the real reason I’ve come is to bring my son, Felix, to meet his fiancee. If you allow it, he’ll be staying with Lord D’Amuri and preparing himself for their wedding.”

The king seemed delighted to meet him. “Of course! I would be glad to have you stay in our kingdom, Felix. We’ll be having the harvest festival in a month’s time. I’ll have to make sure that you receive an invitation to the ball.”

“Thank you, your majesty” was all Felix could say. The king laughed encouragingly, turned towards the Baron and the two continued chatting as if nothing had happened. After a moment, it became clear his part in this meeting was done. He stood to attention, trying to ignore the stares that the rest of the court was directing at him.

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It was nearly an hour later when they finally left the throne room. Felix finally felt like he could breathe again. “I’m glad that’s over.”

“That makes the both of us” said the Baron, taking a deep breath and mopping his brow.

Lord D’Amuri seemed pleased with the results. “It went better than I expected. There was a chance that someone could have spoken against your stay, but we seemed to have avoided such public outcry for the time.”

“Baron Northgate, this is a distinct honor.” An elf with an ostentatious mantle had slid smoothly in between Felix and his father, and was eagerly shaking his hand. “Lord Deluca. We met that last time you graced our city. I have to admit, I was disappointed that our family was not informed of your arrival. We could have had you over for dinner! Our vineyards have yielded some excellent bottles this year.” The Baron responded brightly as the two descended into small talk, but Felix could see that his father was starting to get tired of all this.

As Felix backed away to regain his personal space, the two women situated themselves between Lord Deluca and Felix, as if sizing him up. They were in whispered conversation, and seemed to be talking about something that amused them. When one of the elves caught his eye, she calmly drew a gentle line across her throat with a fingernail.

Without warning, Lord Deluca was turning upon Felix and grinning widely. “And is this your son? How splended.” Felix was a bit disturbed to see the elf’s grin and eyes open even wider. He looked a bit deranged. “Hello! Pleased. To. Meet. You!” Lord Deluca pronounced each word slowly and deliberately, and gestured widely with his hands.

For a split second Felix thought the elf actually was insane. Mad nobles was not an altogether strange prospect. It was the barely contained laughter of the elf’s two guards that made him realize he was being made fun of.

>>393735

My antagonist alarms are going off. Unless this guy is eccentric enough, no one goes around with a ninja and berserker as bodyguards.

you have some ways to deal with this, turn to D’Amuri and say "so nobility takes all types huh?" and gesture to Deluca. or don't break composure and return the greeting. also can speak slowly and gesturing madly as well "NICE. TO. MEET. YOU. TOO"

i suggest the third one.

>>393749

Separate every syllable as you speak also.

HEL. LO. SIR. IT. IS. AN. HON. OR. TO. MEET. YOU.

say "likewise", but don't bother preventing your facial expression from showing that that's really not the case at all.

when he's not looking your way, give the bitch who made that throat-slitting gesture at you the worst stinkeye you can.

remind yourself to ask your father for a sword during your stay.

Hm... Alright. Show him all the appropriate courtesy and etiquette for which you've trained. Also, I think we should slip him a very subtle barb, if we can think of one. Like, maybe... "Ah! Deluca! I hear the king respects your counsel most highly!"

>>393754
Oh, and make sure to summon the widest, shit-eatingest grin you can.

>>393735
I didn't realize that you have a reputation of being stupid. Do you have a reputation of being stupid, any that you can think of, even back in your homelands that could have been spread here? If not, what exactly is your reputation there?

Welp, do the expected polite thing and say the greeting back, without the joke of course.

It has just now occurred to me that, since these elves have vineyards, that these are not the standard tree hugging faggot elves. They use and respect nature, but still actually use it instead of using magic techniques to make wooden furniture.

Clearly no one would make such a concentrated effort to look like an untrustworthy, backstabbing snake if they actually were one. You must make best friends with this man at once and tell him all your most devastating secrets.

He clearly likes jokes. Pardon yourself, move toward him, and point at his outfit with an inquisitive look. Bring to his attention that there is something on his garment.

When he looks down, flick him on the nose.Walk on like nothing happened.

I think that either he's trying to trick us into doing something that will get us in trouble (like picking a fight) or he's checking to see if we have a brain or a sense of humour.

"I wasn't aware that it is the fashion to speak to people you meet here as though talking to an idiot, I'll give it my best try though:
"HELLO! NICE. TO. MEET. YOU. TOO. SIR!"

>>393761

get out of my internets >:u

>>393735
Don't feed the troll. Act polite, act according to your station, and show all the proper etiquette you can. Act as if nothing happened.

He'll either continue to think of you poorly, or respect your ability to be unphased. Better than trying to pick a fight, verbal or otherwise, when you have very little leverage or fame.

>>393785
This. You're representing your father as well as yourself. Dealing with bullshit is a part of that. You'll have plenty of time to get a read on these people in the future--for now act the part of the young Lord Northgate. Return his mockery without humor. Offer your hand and great him.

>>393735
Not the right moment to get into a pissing match with an elven lord. Be courteous to him, don't lower yourself to his level. Remember the etiquette leassons and be on the best possible behaviour. That's how you get back at him, it makes him look like a total ass while you look calm and in control.

>>393812
This. Wear a slightly superior smirk, though.

Changing my suggestion. New suggestion is to use dialogue similar to this (Compliment sandwich!):

"Greetings, honored Lord. It is indeed a pleasure to meet someone so wise and powerful. Unfortunately, someone seems to have misinformed you as to my ability to discourse. I assure you that there is no need to lower yourself to the level of a simpleton here. I would hate to embarrass you by allowing this to continue, as others might pick up on the failings of your informants, or worse, think that you were suffering from a temporary bout of insanity. In addition, it would be a shame to allow myself to be misrepresented, and thereby miss the opportunity to discuss matters of import with you and gain the boon of your experience."

Greet him kindly, and tell him that you shouldn't keep him from his obviously important duties of lurking outside the throneroom any longer than necessary.

It is oh so tempting to retaliate in kind...
But you should do the wise thing.

As much as I would love >>393841 it is only appropriate if we have important audience.
Since right now its us, father, him, and his 2 ninja then nothing would be gained from it except to focus more of his enmity on us and to ensure he is aware of our cunning and makes whatever political landmine he sends our way more crafty.

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Though he felt his anger rise, Felix didn’t let it show. He knew that humans from the North had a reputation for being slow. For many, learning to read was a luxury. War had always been the primary concern of their nation. He bowed low in return. “A pleasure to meet you as well, Lord Deluca. However, I assure you that I’m no simpleton. You don’t need to talk down for my sake.” Felix considered saying more, maybe add a snide comment, but he decided that it’d be best to just be polite and brief. There would be nothing gained in being rude.

Lord Deluca looked a bit disappointed. “I see, my apologies. Well, I’ll be sure to call upon you during your stay in our city.” Seeming to have lost all interest in Felix, he bade the Baron and Lord D’Amuri farewell before wandering off to speak with another ambling nobleman.

Lord D’Amuri clapped Felix on the shoulder. “Well said. That won’t be the last time a situation like this will occur, I’m afraid. There are some within our culture who prefer to remember the time when humans were less intellectually driven.”

“You mean they liked it better when we hardly knew what reading and etiquette were.” The Baron was looking after Lord Deluca with a scowl.

“More or less.” Agreed Lord D’Amuri as he led the way back to the entrance, stopping occasionally to exchange pleasantries with a steady trickle of fancinly dressed elves.

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Felix was once again left to follow behind in silence as the two men fell at once into serious discussion once free of the palace. He had somehow been expecting to be included in the conversation, but from the snippets of information he picked up they had started talking over the recent war activity in Northgate. Their conversation continued into the coach, and through the drive back to Lord D’Amuri’s home. It was only when they entered through the front doors of the house that the Baron stopped and turned to Felix. “I think we’re going to be skipping a formal meal. The two of us have much to discuss.”

Lord D’Amuri nodded. “There is a servant who will prepare food for you when asked inside the shrine, and if you’d like to find a book to pass the time there’s a library on the second floor, double doors at the top of the stairs. Fine job at court may I add.”

The Baron held Felix’s gaze for a moment before speaking. “I’ll talk to you more tomorrow. You made me proud with the way you handled this.” The Baron afforded his son a rare smile before turning to Lord D’Amuri. The two stood there, quietly discussing a new point of interest.

For the first time since coming to the manor house, Felix had nobody actively paying attention to him. It felt a bit relaxing.

just explore about randomly then. don't open any closed doors without knocking.

Time to get some grub! I'm hungry.

Go to the library! While you're upstairs look for Olivia.

Let's just go to the shrine. We probably have all our stuff there now.

So I guess it would be good to start getting into Bianca's interests. The first thing she said she liked was reading, and her sisters had words about her poetry interpretation. Library seems like a safe bet. If she's there, ask her for some recommendations. If she's not and there's a librarian of some sort, ask if they know what books she likes.

read a book in the library. pray to the gods you find a scarred, sociophobic girl in there.

>>394224
Get something to eat and then head over to the library. Should be something interesting to read there.

Changing my vote to the shrine. Go get some food.

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Felix decided that he should probably go to the shrine. He was getting pretty hungry, and the idea that there would be someone to make him a meal while he got situated lifted his spirits. Making his way to a back door that Bianca had pointed out earlier, Felix hoped that someone had brought his things into whatever room he had. Now that Felix stopped to think, he wasn’t sure if he did have a room at all. Maybe he was just expected to sleep on the floor.

As he continued up the path towards the shrine, Felix noticed a smell in the air, like earth and sweat. It wasn’t necessarily bad, but it was powerful. As he entered the main open room of the shrine, Felix could see a cloaked figure kneeling as if in prayer. It didn’t move or speak as Felix stopped to consider it. Breathing in slowly, he was sure that the cloaked figure was the source of the smell. Felix considered his next move, unsure about what to do or say.

Honestly? I say just leave him (her? it?) alone for now. And if you do want to try talking to them, just step inside and try waiting for them to finish... Meditating, praying, whatever they're doing. It would be rude to interrupt.

approach calmly. do not sneak. do not start talking to them, just sit down next to them and wait for them to acknowledge you.

if he doesn't wanna talk, leave him. examine the shrine instead for a glimpse into the elven culture. and I probably don't have to tell you to maintain an attitude of painfully intense respect around here.

>>394415

Might as well go and say hi. You don't actually know anything about the religious customs involved with this shrine, and if you want to make a good impression you should probably know what they are in case people come to visit you here.

This person is as likely to be able to help you with that as any.

>>394415
Earth and Sweat?
It's a druid that loves the shit out of that all natural smell, or a working class dwarf miner.

>>394415
It's a Druid. They're probably praying. You should probably wait for him to finish or quietly look elsewhere.

we are assuming it's a dude. wait until you see the face before deciding the gender.

Greet him and ask for his name once he finishes.

>>394417
This. Do not interrupt the person, and wait for them to finish.

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As he approached the figure, Felix was unsure if he should say anything before the prayer was finished. Before he could decide, the figure stood up to face Felix in one fluid motion and spoke. “You must be Felix Northgate.” The figure made no gesture of greeting, and didn’t seem about ready to give his name.

“I am. May I ask who you are?”

“My name is Deacon. You can call me a friend, for now. My message to you is brief. I believe that it’s within your best interest to leave this kingdom.” Deacon must have seen and understood the look that crossed Felix’s face, because he raised his hands in the air, exposing his bare chest. “I meant nothing threatening by that, and I have no weapons. I haven’t come to threaten you. Please, just hear me out.”

Felix tended not to trust people if they said things like ‘I have no weapons’. However, hearing what he had to say couldn’t hurt. “Alright, I’m listening.”

Deacon spoke quickly now, as if trying to hurry things up. “I don’t think you or your father quite understand what you’re getting into here, is all. What do you know of elven politics? Right now you are going to be nothing but a thorn in the side of a lot of powerful people. I fear that your life would be in danger more than you’d think. I wanted to offer you a way out.”

“And what of my family? What would I tell them?”

The answer was flat and uncaring. “Whatever you want. Just say you didn’t want to go through with it, or that she was ugly. I don’t really care.” He put a hand on Felix’s shoulder and spoke clearly, making sure he understood. “Now listen. Down the path leading to this house, there is a bridge spanning a brook. If you follow the water up towards the northern mountains for about a half mile, you will find a clearing. Go there around midnight tomorrow and there will be a fully packed steed waiting for you. There should be some food, and enough gold for a man to live comfortably for a year or so. Go south. You can do what you wish. I must take my leave. Please, consider the offer. Good day.” Letting Felix’s shoulder go from his surprisingly tough grip, Deacon walked off without another word, leaving Felix to his own devices.

Ooh, idea. Tell Cassandra about the steed, get her to run away, and claim that Deacon kidnapped her.

Draw attention to the fact that she seems to be a bastard. Now, troublemakers often act out to gain attention. I'd guess she's not as favored as her sisters. After you learn a bit more about her and what elf kids look like, use these to convince her to run away and implicate Deacon. What shall the ransom be?

>thorn in the side of a lot of powerful people.
be on the lookout for Lord Deluca's sexy ninja assassin.

the druid's offer is rather generous but he is basically saying to abandon everyone and save your own skin. throw away every last drop of honer you have. i don't think you are that kind of person.

>>394552
>>394553
what? what would that do? get the druid thrown out? why?

>>394555
Cause a lot of trouble to get the plot moving. Also, lulz.

...How about we DON'T try and hair-brained schemes, yes? Anyway, yeah... For better or worse, I don't think we can really do this. It might well be risky, yes, but our father, as stern and unbending and perhaps even manipulative as he is, is depending on us. And we do have a responsibility, and we are doing our part to help. So, like it or not, we need to stay.

>>394557
But hare-brained schemes are the meat and drink of any decent court, elfish or not! Intrigue and backstabbing are as oxygen and lifeblood to any courtier. Time to start fitting in.

Go on a "honeymoon" with the packhorse and supplies, in an attempt to make some potentially connections for the powerful people who might otherwise have us murdered.

Find the servant that is gonna make you dinner. Fuck that guy's offer.

Yeah, no. Not going there at all. You're probably a lot safer in this shrine than you would be running off and doing something completely useless and retarded like >>394552 or >>394553 or >>394560 or >>394561.

If nothing else, fucking this up by turning tale and running is going to leave Baron Northgate without his ally against the Gentry. So that just isn't acceptable.

Perhaps it's time to go ask the D'Amuris what safeguards are in place here? There was already someone waiting for you in the shrine when you got back. Perhaps, if nothing else, you could be permitted to carry a sword for your own self-defense?

And while you're back at the manor, try talking to Bianca again. Even if you aren't going to swap over to elvish religious conventions, showing interest in how you are supposed to be 'purifying' yourself would at least be a step toward getting her over her own apprehensions.

>>394568
I take offense to that. My idea involves getting someone ELSE to run off, not running off ourselves.

>>394551
This person has much to gain from you leaving or else he wouldn't stick his neck out for you just for your safety. It's obvious you're in danger. You're insulting traditions.

I suggest talking through this with your father or the Lord. You know, because attacks are pretty likely. And you weren't trained for self-defense your entire life, you were trained to be an elven husband. Seeing as you have military ambitions, and will be in need of an actual career to support your family after this marriage business is done, seek out alternatives. Perhaps you can grow to be a valuable soldier in the elven army to develop these defense skills, it might as well be the same as joining your homelands army, as your allies now. It's just your fellows are elves now. And they look to enjoy good drink and culture, shouldn't be too hard to enjoy life here. Speak with the Lord or your father later to better understand your career opportunities here and what you can learn. Your house is merely the shrine, it's not your prison.

Serve your country soldier, you got a hesitant elf chick to swoon and marry, and have to do your best to defend it! This hasn't changed nothing! Be the best patriot you can be, and get to bang an exotic elven chick if you guys do warm up to each other. Rarely does serving your country involve banging a hot chick. And it's a fine challenge! Imagine your nation's anthem playing in the background of your mind while your inner thoughts convince you to do patriotic acts!

Make Love and Make War.

Look, we don't know who is supposedly after us, we don't know why they are after us, we don't even know if this dude was telling the truth. Why are you folks assuming that the guy threatening us is a paragon of honesty with only our best interests at heart? The simplest interpretation of what he's up to is trying to send us into an ambush, somewhere near a good body stashing place. He's also sending us off into the woods in the middle of the night on a long enough walk that we'd likely trip over a root and break our skull along the way. Apparently a lot of elves think we're stupid, that is a stupid but effective ploy if we are as stupid as they think we are.

We don't know enough about the local politics to make anything about this threat and supposed offer other than to say some guy we don't know tried to send us into the woods at night. The smart thing is to go find our dad if he's still here and Lord d'Amuri if he isn't, then tell them what happened. Mention that it's really annoying to have to defend yourself against threats you don't know about without any weapons, warning or knowledge of your attackers. Don't shut up about that until he tells us everything we want to know about who's threatning us and how we stop them, mystery will kill us. If I had to guess this guy "Deacon" works for one of d'Amuri's enemies but we don't even know if he's not just a bigot on d'Amuri's staff trying to prevent a marriage between his lord's daughter and some disgusting savage.

Also, we want these enemies to not underestimate us, because inept assassination attempts are cheaper and easier to make and repeat. We want our shadowy adversaries to have to take out a third mortgage to make a play for us, and decide it's out of their budget.

Some random guy shows up and tells you to betray your father, leave your wife to be and doom your nation in one fell swoop.
totally trustworthy.

Seriously, don't do it.
You would need a lot more information before you make such a decision you don't even know who this man is or what his allegiances are.

Dirtbag's suggestion sums it up for me. Also, grab some quick food before going to the library.

Just thank the guy discreetly, get some food from your shrine servant person, and go tell your father and lord d'amuri about it whenever it's convenient.

"Hey, just wanted to let you guys know that there was some smelly guy in the shrine. He told me that I was in danger, claims to have set up an escape vehicle for me. He said it'd be in a clearing about a half mile up the creek towards the mountains, and it'd have lots of gold in it. Crazy story right? Would it be possible to make it less easy for random crazy people to wander into the place I'll be living for the next two years?"

Hire a beggar to scrub up nice and take a good long trip on a nice gift pony with a buttload of goods. Wait and see what happens.

Tell the druid guy the truth, you gain even less by running away. If your father went through the trouble of raising you for this task, hurt as he may be he will most likely kill you for being a traitor to your own kingdom.

>>394617

"Deacon walked off without another word, leaving Felix to his own devices."

Definitely inform D'Amuri of Deacon's presence and message. If he can slip in and out unnoticed then a assassin could too, or if he is known and allowed to pass unheeded then his advice is likely considered to be of value. Either way, security needs beefing up.

a druid going to the shrine is basically the least sus thing he could do. but ask if anyone dressed up like a druid would have free access.

dammit, this is a very, very tough call. if you leave, you'd be safe and you'd have your freedom and you'd probably be able to live contently, since you're a more than capable young man.

on the other hand, you have an opportunity here to stay, risk your life, relinquish your freedom, become a tool but allow your kingdom to survive and craft an alliance between a very distant culture, potentially changing the history of both dynasties in a positive manner. plus the ladies around here are kinda good lookin'.

I dunno, I guess it all depends on your own sense of duty and altruism and independence and shit like that. though if it were me I'd leave.

If you were considering staying here just for /yourself/ you would have been long gone.

But you are here to marry, solidifying an alliance for the good of Northgate. It's not what you may have wanted to do, but it's the price you pay for being noble.

>>394649
It's not the fact that he was at the shrine that was suspicious. It's the fact that he's a total stranger telling you to run away alone deep into the forest for the promise of treasure and freedom that he claims to be providing you for free seriously come on.

>>394685
He is warning you that people may be hostile against you, and has done nothing to confirm that he is not working for one of these hostile groups. It's a pretty basic tactic to gain someone's trust by warning them about danger. But even if he has the purest of intentions, you shouldn't do it, and here's why.

You were willing to risk your life fighting enemies to defend your homeland. If you leave now, you are abandoning everything. Your family, your homeland, pretty much everyone who has ever known you with the exception of this random guy, and all the people who dislike you, are hurt by you accepting this deal.

You were trained to handle life in the elf nation, and by staying you strengthen your homeland.

So the question is this, are you a traitor, who will abandon everyone who ever loved you in exchange for a chance at personal freedom, or are you a Man who can stand up against your enemies, and prove yourself to be better than them?

There is one thing to be thankful for about this. He has pointed out your biggest flaw. However, you have two years of ill defined "Personal study" time. Plan to use it. When you leave the shrine in two years, you should know the intricacies of elven politics at a level better than your peers. Take the time to make friends and connections. Become the noble your family needs.

>>394551
How about don't go running off on the word of a total stranger, eh?

>>394551
He seems a little bit too intent on making you leave. I wouldn't trust him, hell, you should tell your father. This all seems like it could be a trap of some sort. It's quite unlikely that some stranger would go to such lengths to save you out of kindness of his heart, he has something to gain from it removing you, possibly something really big.

So basically, he is certain you will face assassins (remember the ninja girl's threat?) and offers a way out.
I doubt he intends to assassinate you if you take him up on the offer, since you have to get yourself disinherited before you even try.

Well, you are loyal to your family and you wanted to serve in the army. This is just like it. Stay.
Consult with your father and father in law. With the death threat from that ninja and this warning you are at 2 death threats in under 2 hours, you shold:
1. Have a body guard, preferably out of uniform and disguised as a "guide to elven city and culture".
2. Be armed at all times (except perhaps when having an audience with the king), if need be invent some religious/ceremonial reason and "decorate" your shrine room with wall mounted arms.
3. Make sure to keep up with your combat training.
4. Be careful what you eat, ask father in law if they have safeties against poison.
5. Get involved in elven politics via father in law.

Suggestion 2012/03/21(Wed)11:44 No. 394723 ID: 832169
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Though the offer intrigued him, Felix didn’t seriously consider it. Even if he did go and there actually was a horse laden with gold, there was still the matter of his family honor. Then there was the possibility that there would be no horse laden with gold, but instead armed thugs who would beat him to death a half mile in the middle of the woods. It was a fun diversion to think about running away from all his worldly responsibilities with a sackful of cash though. However, Felix could see that this was nothing he should ignore. Right after he finished what he was doing here, he would go and try to find his father and Lord D’Amuri at once. At the very least, he was going to find out if people were just allowed to wander in and out of the shrine whenever they wished.

An ache in Felix’s stomach reminded him that he hadn’t eaten since breakfast. With a renewed sense of purpose, he set out to search the shrine for the servant Lord D’Amuri mentioned. The only doors in the place seemed to be made of thin sliding paper and wood, and with no distinguishing marks, so Felix merely chose the largest door first. Hesitantly, Felix knocked and called out before sliding it aside.

The first thing he noticed was the woman, staring blankly back at him. It only took him a moment to realize that there was something wrong with her, and by then she was already bowing. Her joints creaked gently as she bent down low, paused, and rose again with the same noise. Felix was expecting her to say something, until he noticed that her mouth was merely painted on. Tearing his gaze away, the second thing Felix noticed were his things, all placed neatly around the room. Against the far wall leaned his bow, quiver and daggers, as well as his sword. Felix hadn’t felt so glad to see them in quite some time.

Looking back up, Felix was a bit unnerved to see the doll’s head jerking up as well. The painted eyes were following his own. “Excuse me, but are you the servant here at the shrine?” he asked, mostly for something to fill the silence.

The wooden head bobbed an affirmative.

Encouraged now that it at least seemed to understand him, Felix continued. “I was hoping to get something to eat is all. Something quick, if it’s not too much trouble.” With another nod, the doll walked past Felix and was out of the room, closing the door softly behind her. Moving over to his weapons, Felix took a moment to inspect each one before leaning them back against the wall, satisfied that each hadn’t been damaged in the move. For a moment, he thought about carrying his sword when he went into the house, but quickly dismissed the idea. He was going up to the manor house, and didn’t want to be seen as paranoid. Because Felix wasn’t a fool however, he took the smaller dagger and sheathed it neatly into a slip of leather sewn in his boot.

The door slid open only a few minutes later, and the doll approached with a small cloth covered box. She presented it with her head bowed, and Felix hesitantly took it with an uneasy smile. “Thank you.”

The doll bowed again. Felix was beginning to get embarrassed at all this deferential attitude. “I am honored to serve.” The voice made Felix jump in surprise. It seemed to come from the doll, but nothing on the face had moved. It stayed perfectly still as he made his way to the door, and back towards the house.

Suggestion 2012/03/21(Wed)11:45 No. 394725 ID: 832169
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The food, rice balls with a bit of fish in the middle, were a bit cold but filling. Felix ate them all before he had even reached the house. Entering through the front door, he saw his father and Lord D’Amuri speaking casually on the second floor landing and ran up to join them.

The two men stopped when they noticed him approach. “Something concerning you, son?” The Baron asked, his face setting into a frown. Felix got the impression that his father thought he was going to complain needlessly about something again.

Felix kept his voice calm and even. “Actually, yes. I just had a man in the shrine offer me a horse and a saddlebag full of gold if I leave the country and don’t look back. I was hoping I could speak briefly with you two.” He was glad to see that the Baron’s face changed at once to one of concern.

“Of course. I believe the library is empty at the moment, it may be best that we talk there.” Lord D’Amuri lead the few short steps to the library doors, opened one of the double doors and held it for the others before closing it smoothly behind them. “Please, continue. Did you get a good look at this man?”

Deciding to stand, Felix crossed his arms behind his back. “Not really. But he did say his name was Deacon. He had a hood on, a skull necklace, and kinda stank though.”

Lord D’Amuri nodded gravely. “Yes, I’m not surprised. Deacon is a druid, but he’s been shunned by the other druids in the city for his more radical beliefs. One thing he firmly believes in is that elves and humans have no business together. He’s certainly one of the more outspoken people on the issue in fact. I believe he has been banned from approaching the palace for the time being. I... had been hoping that his last meeting with Bianca would dissuade him from coming here again.” Seeing Felix’s confused expression, Lord D’Amuri continued. “Deacon has tried unsuccessfully to court my daughter for a few years now. She has made it clear that she feels nothing for him a number of times, but that hasn’t done much to stop him I’m afraid. I will make sure there are more guards posted near the perimeter of your shrine, but my men are not druids. A talented druid can move like a shadow when he needs to, and Deacon is quite a good druid. However, he is not a killer. He is an honorable man, but I fear his jealousy may drive him to do something foolish.”

Glad he had the blade in his boot, Felix considered his next question. “Is there a problem with me carrying my sword with me? With these potential dangers, it seems ridiculous not to do so. “

The Baron spoke this time. “It is your right as a noble to carry a blade with you. I’d recommend it in fact. Except at balls and the like, of course.” Motioning to Felix’s foot, he smiled. “I see you wasted no time equipping yourself. Well done. I could barely tell.”

Smiling faintly back, Felix felt his wander back to the image of Deacon, standing a full head taller than him. Felix certainly was going to bring a sword with him.

I guess the best thing now would be to go find bianca. Try showing some interest in her culture, and maybe see of you can't figure out what her expectations of you are. Maybe even find something out about how this whole purifying shrine thing works. If it smooths out your relationship even a little bit its worthwhile.

Bring up the idea of a bodyguard with your dad. Then go and try to find Bianca.

yeah yeah don't get overconfident kiddo.

>>394734
the golem probably helps keep us safe in our sleep. and since you are here ask what kind of books bianca likes to read and take one. maybe she has similar interest in reading material as you.

Ask about the servant-doll, too.

Asking her dad for a book reccomendation seems a good idea.

Also, ask about the golem. It might have defensive capabilities of some kind.

>>394725
Dude, remember about career opportunities here? ask about them.
also if you're allowed to leave the shrine at all during your "Looking inside you" 2 year period for social visits or these career opportunities.

Suggestion 2012/03/21(Wed)20:35 No. 394819 ID: 832169
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There was still more that Felix wanted to know. "I was thinking about a bodyguard" he began before his father cut him off.

"Don't worry. I have that covered." The Baron's manner was clipped and severe again, a sure sign that he wished to get back to the meeting.

Felix ignored the tone of voice. He had a couple more things he needed answered. “Lord D’Amuri. What are my prospects likely to be if I try joining the Estronel royal army?” It had been a notion playing around his mind for a bit. He was hoping to sharpen his skills during his stay here after all, and this seemed an efficient way to accomplish that goal. Felix saw the Baron sit up straight at the question.

The elf shook his head. “I’m sorry, that’s out of the question for the time being. The issue has actually been brought up before, and the decision was that you would have to finish the ceremony before you could even be considered.”

Wanting to know more, Felix pressed for details. “Tell me then, what are the restrictions behind my stay here at the shrine? What am I allowed to do? Can I leave to go on a social trip?”

Settling down in a chair, Lord D’Amuri was perfectly calm as he spoke. “Your restriction is simple. You must be sleeping in a shrine every night. There will be times when we will leave the manor due to diplomatic or recreational activities, but in those instances we will always be staying somewhere with a shrine for you to reflect at. Other than that there isn’t anything pressing that I can think of. I think the druids would like it if you prayed to the shrine, but that technically isn’t required for elves as well, so you can do what you want in that regard.” He looked relaxed, and eager to answer Felix’s questions.

“The doll-servant. I’d like to know a little more about it if I’m going to live in the shrine with it.” Felix remembered the still face and frowned. There was something off-putting about it.

“Her name is actually Matsuri. She’s lived in the shrine for at least fifty years. She’s what we call a golem. Her purpose is to clean and cook for the current inhabitant of the shrine, whoever they may be. If necessary, she will try to defend the shrine and you from harm as well. Many of the wealthier nobles around here tend to own a few golems for chores.”

While Lord D’Amuri looked like he wouldn’t mind talking all night, Felix could see the Baron was growing impatient as he strummed his fingers on the table. Deciding it would be best if he wrapped this up, Felix asked one last question. “One last thing, please. I was wondering... do you think that you could recommend me a book that Bianca enjoys?”

With a small smile, Lord D’Amuri got up and strode across the room. He pulled a volume off the shelf and walked back, offering it to Felix. “I believe that this is the last book she was reading extensively. She did seem to rather enjoy it.” Gratefully, Felix took the book and read the title. A frown slowly crossed his face. “Some of the more modern examples of elvish poetry from the last fifty years or so.”

Poetry. Felix absolutely despised poetry. While he had disliked ballroom dancing, even as a child he had seen a point to it. People liked music and dancing, so it was only natural that you learn to do it right. To his mind though, poetry had no real value. It was like a much shorter and more confusing story. He let none of this show on his face. If he had to read poetry then he guessed he’d just do it and get it over with. He said his thanks, and sensing that the two men wanted to continue, left the library with the book under one arm.

Once out of the room, Felix began to search absentmindedly for Bianca. He hadn’t seen her since she stormed off that morning, and was expecting for her to be upset with him when they met because of it. It didn’t take long for Felix to find her once he actually searched, however.

She was in a room on the first floor that she had pointed out during the tour, a small study with a few comfortable-looking seats. She didn’t even look up to see him at first, waiting until she turned the page in her book before looking up to him and speaking. “Hello, Felix. How was your visit with the king?”

Felix nodded. “Great! He talked a lot but he gave me permission to stay with no problem.”

“That’s good.” Bianca fell silent. Felix could see her eyes move to meet the book in his arm before moving back to his face, but she didn’t say anything else. She seemed to be waiting for Felix to speak next.

"i see you noticed the book, i asked your father what you liked to read, figured it would help me understand your point of view better."

>>394823
I liked this until you said "It'd help me understand your point of view better"
Shit, let's make her feel like an alien
Where's that Northgate charm?

Say that, sans the implied alien point of view comment, and mention that you kinda hope that elven poetry is a bit more enjoyable than human poetry. This is honest and shows you're willing to make a try. You were kinda hoping to maybe get a little bit of help understanding though, you admit, you're a thickheaded human when it comes to this deep intellectual stuff, so you're not sure where's the best place to start. You grew up with adventure serials for books instead. So you thought that learning from the professional elven poetry connoisseur and buff around these parts would be a good idea, which is her.

Ask if she minds if you read in here with her. (After all, you haven't even read the book yet, you can't exactly chat about its contents)

Ask Bianca for some more book recommendations.

Explain that you know that she likes poetry, but that you never really got it. Ask if she could explain it to you. Olivia already told you that she likes showing off how much she knows about poetry, so it gives her the chance to open up with something she is already familiar with AND lets her feel happy about showing off. Plus maybe you'll get to see her actually enthusiastic about something and get past her little shell for at least a bit.

And maybe she'll also let you put it in her butt, but probably not.

>>394842
ohhh, yes! have her show of her superiourity in something. she would like that. and maybe you will learn something.

>>394842
Our reasons for asking that are a little transparent, but okay.

>>394826

dude, she totally is an alien. look at those eyes, man.

I don't think you have anything to tell her.

"I asked your father what you like to read, he pulled this down off the shelf for me.
"Honestly, the instruction in poetry I got as a child mostly didn't interest me. Maybe I just wasn't ready for it or maybe I didn't have the right teachers or pieces to work with. Either way, apparently this is something you enjoy and which is important in elven society, so I figured that I would at least try and dive right in.
"Do you have any advice about it?"

By the way, an awful lot of poetry is actually porn that they write in a really obscure way. They do that because that way they can talk about how clever it is instead of talking about how hot it is.

"I heard you enjoyed this collection. I've never had the pleasure of reading any of these before, and I was hoping you could show me your favorites. I might also need your help, if I come across any vocabulary or concepts particular to Elvish culture with which I'm not familiar."

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"Do you mind if I join you?" Felix asked, gesturing at an empty seat across the room.

"Not at all" Bianca replied as she put a marker in between the pages of her book and turned her full attention on him.

Putting the book down next to him as he sat, Felix gestured at it casually. “I asked your father what you liked to read and he recommended this. I have to admit, I’ve never much gotten on with poetry in the past, but I know it’s something you enjoy. I’d like to at least give give it a try.”

Reaching over, Bianca picked the book up and opened it, scanning through the contents briefly before speaking. “Well, the first problem is that a lot of modern literature like this is going to reference older influential works. There’s a few books I’d suggest you read before you start on these poems. First would have to be Sojourn of the Soul.” The name rang a bell for Felix, but Bianca went on before he could speak, picking up another book from the ground next to her and handing it to him. “It’s one of the fundamental stories you’ll have to study to understand about elven literature. A lot of what these poets describe are reactions to the ideas presented here, and reflections on the tragic outcome. The story is about three generations of elves...”

“...who serve the kingdom loyally until they all die. In their sacrifice however, the kingdom continues and so their spirits rest easy” Felix finished as he opened the book, and skimmed through the pages. “Yeah, I’ve read this. I liked it a lot, actually.” He remembered back to when he had first read the book. His mother had given it to him with the explicit instruction to be done with it in five days, but he had finished it in only three. It had everything that a young boy could want in a story, as over half the book was about the various members of the family riding out to do war against giants, orcs and occasionally other elves. There had also been a lot of talking and romance, but young Felix had been willing to sit through it all for the dramatic payoff. It was a lot more exciting than the stuff he was normally made to read, after all. When Felix finally broke out of his reverie and looked back up at Bianca, he could see that she looked quite surprised. “I’m sorry, did I say something wrong?”

“No, not at all. I’m just shocked that you’ve already read it is all.” Bianca accepted the book back from Felix and pondered for a moment. “Have you read Braschi’s Desconstruction of Poetry?”

A frown crossed Felix’s face. “I hated that book. He spent way too long talking about meter. I didn’t know any living thing could discuss meter for over eighty pages until that book.”

Bianca looked amazed. “You really did read it.” As if to test him, she suddenly asked, “What does Braschi say about the visual presentation of a written poem?”

“That it’s as important to the poem as diction is to the poem spoken aloud, if not more so” Felix replied promptly. What he really remembered was that the man had devoted over 50 pages to the idea of how a poem should look on a piece of paper.

Nodding, Bianca actually smiled at Felix for a brief moment. “Well, at least you’ll be able to keep up at the next reading that we go to.” Regaining her serious look, Bianca seemed to be coming to a decision. Then, she took the book of poems and turned it thoughtfully until she reached a page full of long poetry near the beginning of the book. “If you’d like, I could help deconstruct a poem or two?”

To Felix, that honestly sounded as boring as could be. On the other hand, this was the first time Bianca had actually wanted to do anything with him. He sat down and tried to look enthused as he put his feet up. “Sure, that’d be great.”

The next hour and a half was spent listening to Bianca discuss poetry. It was true that she hardly looked at him, but she described in a clear and concise manner how this particular poem had been put together, and where each of the pieces came from. It was all incredibly dull, the poems both being based around a particular mountain, but Felix tried his best to stay interested as long as he could.

Noticing it was starting to get late out of the window, Bianca stopped after their second poem. “Well, I think that’s enough for today. I’m going to start preparing for bed.” Handing the book back to Felix, she looked thoughtful and took out a piece of parchment. Taking a quill from the drawer, she began to write. “Here, why don’t I make you a list of books? There’s no rush to get anything read of course, but these are some of the books and philosophical texts that have been relevant in elven culture in the last decade. I don’t know what you’ve read and what you haven’t, so I figure I’ll just let you spend some time in the library with some recommendations.”

Nodding, Felix watched her sketch out a further increasing list of book titles. “Thanks, I’d like that.” Realizing he’d probably have to go back to the shrine soon, he waited for Bianca to finish her list.

>>394988
ask for a guilty pleasure "Are any of these books adventure serials? Like Sojourn of the Soul, well, that's what I thought that was at first. Cool characters in dramatic and dire situations and all that?"

do read them now and then, but not too much. literature reflects an important part of the culture it comes from, but you'll learn many more things by going out and living in that cultural environment.

...um, I'm assuming you actually give a rat's ass about any of that.

read them before you sleep or something. don't try to do it really fast.

>>394994
and don't turn into a little boy like that out of nowhere.

>>394994
>>395014
I think it's perfectly acceptable if he isn't quite so blatant about it. For example, something like:
"While I'm reading up on modern poetry, I should probably get more familiar with the classic epics as well. Are there any other titles like Sojourn of the Soul that could give me more background?"

That basically asks for the same thing without sounding quite so childish. Mind you, there might be some stories that come up with that are less action-oriented, but Felix is older now and can probably appreciate those better than he could as a kid.

And it's not like she isn't picking up on the fact that he's not really that interested in poetry. Letting it slip that you'd prefer something with a few more swords in it really isn't the end of the world. She'll probably just be pleased that you're genuinely interested in Elvish literature.

>>395014
>>395022
I thought the childish thing would be a little endearing. It seems a bit honest and shows a little bit of personality and intimacy that isn't "GRUFF GRUFF CAN I HAVE POEMS ABOUT SWORDS AND EPICS I AM MANLY HUMAN I AM MANLY HUMAN WHO REALLY ONLY ENJOYS SWORDS", which is far, far from what you all suggested, most certainly, but she can blow it out of proportion in her head thanks to Felix's involuntary subtle cues, unless he has good understanding of them and has a good poker face.

With a childish, admitted guilty pleasure approach, you look sensitive, honest, and not trying to play up your testosterone by being straight up blunt, and it shows weakness to make her comfortable, an endearing flaw easily fixed. It could blow up negatively in a different direction, but one more in line with the cultured elves, at least in my opinion.

>>394988
You can probably get a few other books from the library as well, like stuff history stuff on wars, strategy and tactics. The elves must have some of that as well, and you should be able to find it without having to ask her.

Anyway, it's good that you showed her that you're smart and know stuff about things she likes as well. It seems like your parents did do a rather good job of preparing you.

Thank her, bid her goodnight. Go get you some hard earned rest.

oh oh, if you can give her a kiss, on the cheek, goodnight that would be a nice end of the day.

>>395027

>I thought the childish thing would be a little endearing.

No, it will not be endearing. It will piss her off, because she is really upset about being forced to marry a stupid barbarian.

It is basically the worst possible thing to do unless you WANT Bianca and Felix to have a shitty, cold relationship.

>>395095
There's also such a thing as being a spineless creep pretending to be what other people want so much that they have no individuality or personality of their own. Dating sims are training in how to be a psychopathic creep, not a lover.

I am going to suggest that we ask for a range, including things that may explain Elven myth, legends and religion better or differently than we already know.
Mention that at least two Elves have threatened your life today. Because of this anything that could help explain the Elven motivations, capabilities and tactics of violence would be practical study we should also get started on sooner than later.

>>395104

>There's also such a thing as being a spineless creep pretending to be what other people want so much that they have no individuality or personality of their own.

Non sequitur much?

>>395110
Hardly; you were suggesting we pretend to have no other interests besides learning about the poetry she's interested in. That's a lie; that's a stupid, transparent and creepy lie. Faceless politicians tell lies like that and that's no way to live.

I will agree however that acting childish is stupid, because we're in far too dangerous a life to afford immaturity.

I say we ask her about military histories--come to think of it, judging by the atmosphere around here, one on courtly politics might be nearly the same thing, and far more applicable here~

>>395116

>Hardly; you were suggesting we pretend to have no other interests besides learning about the poetry she's interested in.

No, I was saying that acting childish to try to be endearing was fucking stupid. Where in the hell are you reading 'oh man I am super interested in everything you like and have no desires of my own!' from that?

I never made any pretenses, the goal here was specifically to establish a line of communication and to get Bianca to stop thinking that Felix is just an uncultured barbarian. It isn't about engaging her on false pretenses, it is about engaging her on a level above that which she FEARS she will be stuck with.

Also, learning about the interests of another person with whom you are involved in a relationship with isn't 'a stupid, transparent, and creepy lie,' nor is it being a 'faceless politician.' It is, in fact, fairly important to actually understand another person in order to have any sort of meaningful relationship with them -- even relationships other than romantic ones!

>>395132
>>395116
>>395095
Well, I would like to say that I didn't think it too childish, or overtly anyway, maybe just a little bit. Go "Hey, I'm willing to learn, but admittedly I'm a little immature. I feel like showing you that side of me, because I think that would be important. I'm big into epics and adventures since they're easier to read and enjoy for me."
Felix is immature on top of being capable of making mature decisions and understanding a mature outlook. His thoughts on poetry do prove immaturity, and my initial post sort of thought we'd admit that part without directly admitting it, out of sincerity. I didn't have the foresight to understand how exactly childish my response would end up being, and still don't understand how that's incredibly childish, but I felt I should maybe defend it from that point of view because it would be filled with sincerity to the utmost output.

>>395132
It seems I misread you, we agree that immaturity doesn't suit us. I thought you were suggesting we pretend to be interested in Bianca's interests and little else: Trying to be interested in her and her interests is good, but we should stop short of brown-nosing or acting spineless.

>>395135
"According to The Disappearance of Childhood by Neil Postman, the Christian Church of the Middle Ages considered the age of accountability, when a person could be tried and even executed as an adult, to be age 7."
We're four years more than twice that old. People don't go lying to their kids about Santa Claus in this kind of world, and we didn't have to get a talk from our parents about the birds and the bees in our teenage years because we learned about it from taking care of and hunting animals before we were ten.
Immaturity would be alarming in someone as old as eighteen in this setting, indicating that we're a moron or idiot.

>>395060
Only go for a kiss if it looks like she's waiting for it. Otherwise, just thank her for what she's done and head back to the shrine.

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Accepting the list from Bianca, Felix scanned the titles. A lot of them sounded tremendously boring. “So, are any of these classic epics?” He asked hopefully.

Bianca pointed to one of the books on the list as she got up. “This is the only other one I have written down. There’s plenty more however. Our library’s quite extensive. We even have a fair amount of human literature. I’m sure you can find books on nearly anything you’d like. Perhaps you should ask Olivia. She reads more than I do, after all.”

Nodding, Felix got out of the chair and stood there next to her. “Well, thanks for your help.” He considered doing something like leaning forward to kiss her on the cheek, but she turned and left the room before he could do anything but blurt out a slightly awkward “good night.”

Disappointed that Bianca still seemed to be keeping her distance, Felix put Bianca’s list inside of the poetry book for safekeeping and made his way back to the shrine. Smiling to himself, Felix figured that at least he had made some kind of progress with her. She had smiled at him and been impressed for a moment with his knowledge of literature. It was a step in the right direction, at least.

Almost immediately after he entered the shrine, Felix heard the noise of tiny feet scurrying towards him, and Shumai came running excitedly into sight. “Wan! Wan!”

Petting the dog with both hands, Felix looked up, expecting to see Cassandra not far behind. However the shrine seemed rather quiet apart from Shumai dancing back and forth, making little clacking noises on the floor with her claws. With a final pat on the head, he left the dog behind and began walking off towards his room. Shumai trailed after him, her tongue lolling about.

Even though he was ready for it this time, the sight of Matsuri was enough to make Felix jump again. She was standing much closer to the door than last time. With a bow, she stepped past him and took his hand gently, leading him down the hall and away from his room. She seemed strangely insistent, so Felix let her guide him to whatever she wanted to show him. He marveled at the feel of her hands, like soft lacquered wood.

Opening a door, Matsuri lead Felix into a bathing room, a hot bath already drawn. She stood there as he nodded approvingly, and closed the sliding door behind them. “Excellent, it’s been days since I had a bath. Thank you.” Matsuri nodded in response, but said nothing and did not move. There was a long moment of silence as Felix realized Matsuri was not going to leave the room on her own. With a sigh, he turned his back on the doll before starting to take his clothes off. “...You can go now.”

As Matsuri quietly left the room, leaving a towel and sliding the door shut behind her, Felix finished undressing and lowered himself into the water with a sigh of relief. The warm water seemed to actively drain the tension from his muscles, and already he could feel himself relaxing,

There was a noise like claws on wood, and then slowly Shumai nudged the door open with her nose. Trotting in, she hopped up to a position in which she could watch Felix easier and started wagging her tail excitedly. Felix ignored her, not caring if she stayed as long as she was quiet.

As he lay there in the bath, Felix let the day’s events replay in his head. Arriving at the D’Amuri manor, meeting Bianca and her sisters, and an audience with the king. He hadn’t really felt even a bit tired up until now, but the quiet and the warm water were already making his eyes droop.

Finishing his bath, Felix dried off and made his way back to his own room, grateful that Matsuri wasn’t waiting there for him this time. After putting something on and doing a quick stretching exercise, he was well ready for bed. Shumai, who had followed silently behind, curled up on the foot of the bed as Felix laid down and eventually drifted off to sleep.

have sexy dreams about bianca

Dog's creeping me out. Cassandra says she doesn't take kindly to people petting her and I doubt animals just auto-love you off the bat regularly. Let alone enough to want to get a nice eyeful of your crotch in the bathroom.
Shumai is a shapeshifter. Obviously.
Question the dog this before you go to sleep.

>>395214
Huh... shit, you could be right. Going to bed armed sucks but even without a possibly not-dog watching it's still a necessary precaution until proved otherwise.

>>395214
Yea I was wondering about the shapeshifter thing as well. She might not answer if that's the case but ask anyway.

Keep your sword close to the bead.

>>395225
Sounds like a shapeshifter to me. And the golem seems clingy, though robots typically are. If we question the dog on being a shapeshifter, it will realize we are on to it. Ergo, we must act as sexy as possible as though uncaring of a mere dog, while monitoring it's reactions. If it continues to be enthralled by our manly attachment, abruptly spin around and point at it while shouting, "AHAH!"

This will throw it off guard long enough for us to have Matsuri come and boot that shapeshifting little voyeur Cassandra out. Or maybe it's that druid, and he has a taste for dudes. Whichever it is, confirm it's nature then eject it from the premises.

Just go with it for now. If it's just a dog then you have a cute dog buddy.

If it's a shapeshifter then we don't really have any real suspects, or suspected motives. Feel free to keep an eye out for those!

I believe the best plan is to continue to not behave suspiciously or weirdly "sexy", and to simply enjoy this adorable foot-warmer tonight.

>>395209
Have a dagger under the pillow, sheated of course. Would be a stupid mistake to stab yourself in your sleep.

Anyway, you did good. Things will probably work out ok in the end.

as long as she doesn't start sniffing our butt, I'm fine with the dog.

have sexy dreams about Matsuri.

Long range goal: Enough scrying power to find out stuff ourselves while meditating. For example, it'd be nice to know if everybody in the manor is where they're supposed to be, so that we could by process of elimination figure out if this is actually the doggy, someone from the D'Amuri family and staff, or someone/something else.
This doggy is acting very unlike a doggy in my opinion but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a threat. For all we know that could just be someone from the D'Amuri family and/or staff giving us extra protection in an easily underestimated way. Could even be the lord himself, he said he'd take care of our security problems without saying what he'd do.

I guess the dog does seem weird, but it seems cool for now. Just check it out tomorrow. When you wake up, check about getting a trainer for your swordsmanship.

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Felix awoke the next morning, blinking in the sunlight, and then gratefully closed his eyes again. He was a bit surprised that he hadn’t been woken up. There had hardly been a day he could remember that didn’t begin with someone throwing open his curtains, shaking him vigorously, or splashing him in the face with cold water. He felt he could get used to the idea of waking on his own.

A glance at the foot of the bed reminded Felix of Shumai, who was still curled up and sleeping. There had been something Felix wanted to ask her, but that was driven out of his mind as he felt the sudden cold passing up and through his body.

There, floating in there air, was a figure that nearly froze his blood. It was just staring at him, though Felix couldn’t be positive, as he couldn’t clear make out the eyes through the thick black hair. What he was sure of was that it was female, and it was a ghost. He had never seen a real ghost in his life, but there could be little doubt in his mind as it glided closer to him. Felix could see a vivid cut across her transparent throat, from which blood had poured down and covered her front. She looked him up and down, a slight frown spreading across her pale face. “What are you doing in my shrine, human? You’re going to stink up the place.” She leaned her head even closer to his, so that he could clearly make out the gash on her throat. “Get out of here, you uncultured shithead. I don’t want to see you here ever again.”

"my apologies but the druids have assigned the shrine as where i must sleep. if you have problems with that, you need to take it up with them"

>>396175

"take a number, ghost lady."

>>396175

pshaw. she doesn't get to call you uncultured if she's the one spewing obscenities on what elves consider holy ground.

alternatively:

ZOMBIE GOAST LEAVE THIS PLACE

>>396175
"I wouldn't mind leaving, but you're going to have to discuss this with the priests that told me I have to live here for two years. I don't really have a say in it."

>>396175
Try to calmly explain to her that it's necessary for you to stay in the shrine in order to fulfil your obligations and marry your fiancee. Ask if there is any way to reach an accomodation with her.

There is something to consider though. This may in fact not be a real ghost, Bianca mentioned that she has studied magic, and that it was rather common for noble elves to do so. This could be an illusion cast by someone who wishes to frighten you or make a fool out of you. That even seems like a likely explination given that someone would probably have told you about a known ghost in the shrine. Can't really be certain though, so it's best to not take any chances and then inquire with your hosts when you have the chance.

>>396176
Yeah, basically that.

Also uh ask why she's sitting on you in such a position. It's a bit suggestive.

Be respectful and hope you don't have morning wood with her sitting on you like that.
"Thank you for the advice, but I am obligated to stay. Surely that's something you understand."

>>396187

This, but add something like "I apologize for inconveniencing a beautiful woman like yourself, this must suck for you"

>>396180
Yeah, take that you vengeful undead soul!

Also, politely request that she take it up with the druids who thought it would be funny to make you live with a vengeful spirit for two years. This must be the elven equivalent of sitcoms.

Oh, and finally, show no fear or anger, merely politeness and respect.

"My apologies, I did not realize there was another resident here, or I would have introduced myself sooner. I am Felix of Northgate. May I know your name?"

>>396175
my first thought here is
"Are you alright"
but since she is a ghost this probably won't come off a well so
"What happened to you?"

That will satisfy a bunch of criteria as well as throwing her off guard methinks.

Facts:
-She didn't introduce herself or ask our name.
-She has told us to go away, and nothing else.
-She is assuming we are impolite, ignorant and have bad hygiene.

She probably isn't interested in a long and drawn out introduction or our life story, but I don't know how better to tell her that we're not the person she should be complaining to.

"Greetings, my name is Felix of Northgate, pleased to make your acquaintance and thank you for sharing your name with me as is only polite.
"I understand you may have cause to be upset with me staying here, but this was decided on by Lord D'Amuri, the King and the druids. Please speak to them about changing that, I am following commands from them and my father, Baron Northgate, to do this."

"Ah. While spewing obscenities and assuming a sexual position, you call me uncultured. Excellent. I'd happily leave you in peace, but the druids have decreed I must stay here for two years, so I shall. Well, except Deacon. Oh, and look in a mirror. You have a throat problem."

She is an angry ghost. She is not going to respond well to accusations of hypocrisy. Don't assume you can be reasonable with her. But do be polite, vaguely-eastern supernatural things dig politeness.

Ghost? Be polite as if she is just another girl.

I wonder who killed her btw... but it would be rude to ask.

>>396216
Excellent conversational skills, use that. With the exception:
1. Actually get her name between lines 1 and 2.
2. Blame just the druids. (the king had nothing to do with it. And your father and Lord D'Amuri are forced to do so by the druids)
3. Try not to be snippy about it. "if you have a problem take it up with them" sounds passive-aggressive.

Be polite to her, explain yourself. Maybe throw in a compliment if she continues to be unreasonable.

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Thinking the situation through logically, Felix begins by trying to reason with the ghost. “Apologies, I would have introduced myself sooner had I known you lived here as well. I’m afraid that I’ve being told to stay here while I prepare for my marriage, as decided by the archdruids. If you have a problem with me staying here, it might be best that you take it up with the priests of your religion or maybe the king.”

“I’m taking it up with you. I want you out of here! If you don’t leave I’ll haunt you the whole time you’re here. I don’t have to sleep, or eat.” She didn’t seemed moved at all at the reason for his stay.

Taking a deep breath, Felix tried to think calmly and not get angry. If she could force him out, she probably would have done so. “I really am sorry, but my honor puts an obligation upon me. I can’t just leave. Please understand, there are people who are counting on me.” Seeing that his words seemed to be having no effect, Felix decided to change tactics a little. “If you truly wish me to leave, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. The last thing I wanted to do was inconvenience a lovely young lady like yourself.” Felix is sure that he saw her face flush a transparent red, as if she was blushing. Seeing that she wasn’t angry for the first time since she showed up, Felix grinned. “Can you... uh... get up off me please? You’re sitting right on top of me.”

The ghost’s face seemed to turn even more red as she stood up suddenly. She seemed to be at a loss for words as Felix got up himself, glad that he wasn’t being straddled anymore. There was a long moment of silence as Felix realized that the ghost wasn’t going to speak first. “My name is Felix Northgate. Please to make your acquaintance. May I ask your name? If it’s not too forward, what happened to you?”

“My name is Camilla. Nice to meet you.” She seemed much more approachable than a moment ago, and Felix could see her smiling faintly. “It’s no problem at all. I’m the ghost of the last druid employed at this shrine. I’ve been bound in servitude to the D’Amuri family for at least fifty years since my mortal death, delivering messages or doing other odd jobs. If you’re asking about my neck, I did this to myself. It was the last thing I did when I was alive.” Camilla didn’t seem to be bothered by talk of her own death, rather just glad that someone wanted to hear about it. She smiled wistfully. “What’s my most beautiful feature?”

Shumai, who had woken up once people began moving about, looked back and forth from Felix to the ghost. “Wan! Wan!” she barked excitedly at the ghost with a sudden burst of energy.

There was only a moment’s hesitation before Felix answered, the hesitation masked by the dog’s timely bark. “Your hair.”

Camilla giggled like a child, clearly overjoyed. “What else?” she asked, excitement evident in her voice.

Felix felt his gaze drift towards the door. He needed to get out of here and find his father.

"that mole gives your face a certain charm" and can say
"you lips are certainly a lovely shade"
and finally
"was your skin always like that or did it become such a lovely shade when you became a ghost?"

Your assertiveness.

"Sorry to be rude, Miss Camilla, but this is starting to feel like a rather grisly ghost story--er, well. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant, actually."

Be certain it's ok to set foot outside the shrine at this hour--don't want to mess things up on a technicality.

>>396328
the sun is out. think it counts.

"Your strength. You almost frightened me with your desire for me to leave, and had I been any other human, I probably would have cried out in terror.

Speaking of that, why did you wish me gone so soon? I hope that my manners and presence have not offended you."

she has a wide mouth. compare her to Anne Hathaway.

>>396294
That mole is also pretty good, guess she could also have nice ears. And nice hands I guess.

You really should try to get away from her after delivering all of those compliments. Point out that you will need something to eat, and that she will be able to keep talking to you later, since you're not going to go anywhere.

Once you're out there you should find Lord D'Amuri and ask what's up with the ghost in the shrine, and why nobody mentioned it, since that seems like something that might have been important. Don't freak out and start screaming to him about it though.

I think that Felix is looking for an excuse to get away from this ghost. Just tell her a random compliment and tell her that you need to go to the manor for official business.

send mind waves to the dog to make it scratch at the door thus giving you the excuse of letting it out.

>>396294
Compliment her lovely even complexion.

Please don't insult her or joke about it.
I am thinking we go with face (with nose as a followup if it comes up), and then try to smoothly transition to another topic before she can fish for more compliments. We could probably get out of the room with her if we ask if she could show us around.
What I really want to know is about the whole "bound to serve as a ghost". Is this a common practice? When she says bound, does she mean magically with a spell or bound by custom and tradition?

Tell her that you can talk more later in the evening when you're not so busy. Then, find the Baron so that you can get a trainer set up.

>>396330
Rather than "strength," I'd go for "pride." It's more proper and dignified, as well as a more accurate description of what you've seen of her. Then, move as quickly as possible to get out of here... in particular, you should speak with Lord D'Amuri about Camilla.

Making it obvious that you're leaving to learn more about her should keep her mood amicable, which is definitely important if you'll be living together. Though on the same note, avoid giving her too many physical compliments. You are here because you're engaged, so as much as she seems to enjoy the attention (understandably... as a blood-stained ghost haunting a religious site she probably doesn't get much of it) you don't want her to get the wrong idea. Given her mood swings so far, that pride could very easily turn vengeful if she feels jilted.

>>396581
Pride is always ugly, don't mention it.
Although, if we're going to talk about intangibles,
"Your judgment, which allows us to have a peaceful conversation and try and sort out this situation that neither of us expected. I always find someone smart enough to think before they speak and someone wise enough to learn enough before they make an opinion to be far more pleasant than the alternative."

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“That mole gives your face a certain charm” Felix complemented, grabbing his pants off the ground. As Camilla continued to giggle to herself, overjoyed, Felix took the opportunity to pull his pants on and fastened his belt. “Can I ask you a question? You said you were bound in servitude to this family. What does that mean exactly?”

While she seemed a bit miffed that they were moving away from the subject of her looks, Camilla was once again all too willing to talk about herself. “Well, it wasn’t my choice to come and work for them if that’s what you mean. You have to understand though, I wasn’t exactly easy or pleasant to deal with before I was bound. It’s harder for you to control your emotions when you’re just a soul after all. But, the ritual that sealed my essence also let me think clearly for the first time since my death. I don’t mind the occasional work for that reason, really. That and they mostly just let live here and be left alone.”

“Wan! Wan!” Shumai barked, wanting to be part of the conversation too.

Felix, who had been using the distraction to pull his boots on and make sure he had his sword handy, nodded. “I suppose that sounds like a good trade-off then. Listen, Camilla, I have to go. My father’s probably waiting for me, and I’ve got a lot of things I need to get done.” Pausing a moment to consider, Felix decided to take a bit of a gamble. “I’m sure we can probably find another shrine for me to stay in of course, since you don’t approve of me staying here. The next time I come to the house I’ll see you though, ok?” he asked, smiling disarmingly.

There was a notable pause before Camilla responded. Felix could almost hear her thoughts racing. “Well... maybe I was being a bit hasty. I suppose you could stay here in the shrine for now. You’ve already moved your things here, after all. And you are quite respectful.”

Giving Camilla a dashing grin, Felix began strapping his sword on. “Thank you, Camilla! That’s very kind of you.”

As Felix was nearly out of the room, he heard Camilla call his name. When he turned around, she had glided up close to him again with a dreamy look. “One last time. What else do you like about me?”

There was a notable pause this time as Felix thought quickly. “Your... strength of character. You’ve lost nothing of your noble bearing from life.” Mentally, Felix kicked himself. That came out a bit more flowery than he had intended. He edged closer to the door.

Erupting back into a torrent giggles, Camilla put both hands to her mouth and floated in the air with a delighted expression. Once she got herself back under control, she straightened up in midair and smiled down at him. “Then, until the next time we meet, Felix Northgate.”

As Felix left the room, with Shumai running out of the open door and out of sight, he could see Camilla flop down onto his bed. Her body didn’t disrupt the sheets at all, but Felix could see her spread out as if she was enjoying a nap, and closing her eyes with a smile.

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As he made his way out of the shrine, Felix was just starting to think about what to do for some breakfast when he saw a figure leaning casually on a post near the entrance.

“Hey, look who’s finally awake.” Felix recognized her as one of the soldiers that had come out here with his father, one of the bug people he had hired for their strength of arms. Though she wore black, Felix noticed the colored favor shown proudly on her belt that marked her as a mercenary of Northgate. She took a swig of of a large clay jug before speaking again, fishing out a letter with her free hand. “Your father said that you’d come looking for him as soon as you woke up. He left you this.”

With a flick of the wrist, she sent the scrap of paper zipping towards Felix, who caught it deftly. Sure enough, the wax seal had been imprinted with the signet ring of the Baron. “Is my father off doing business with Lord D’Amuri?” he asked, breaking the seal with a finger.

Her answer was even, and almost uncaring. “No, he left a few hours before sunrise. One of the scouting parties from Northgate has gone missing. I’m afraid it’s just me and you now.” Seeing his expression, she gestured at the letter. “I’d read the letter first. It may answer your questions, I dunno.”

Setting aside his irritation for the time, Felix unfolded the letter to read his father’s parting words.

Felix,

Before anything else, I first want to apologize for the manner of my departure. I had fully intended to stay here for at least another three days to conduct business, but events have transpired that force my departure. I have left Myrin here with you as a bodyguard and trainer for your stay in Estronel. Her skill is exceptional; I have rarely seen someone as dedicated to the art of swordplay as she. Believe me when I say that she has my complete confidence in this task, though I grant she can be a bit abrasive at times.

I know that this engagement has been a shock, and I beg your forgiveness. However, when I told you yesterday that I trust you implicitly, know that it is the truth. You have always exceeded any expectations we held for you without complaint, and I know that this will be no different. The next two years will almost certainly be a strain upon you. That much is undeniable. But, both your mother and I agree that while your physical strength is notable, your strength of heart has always been exceptional. You have always been kind, loyal, brave and humble. I do not think you will succeed, I depend upon it as a certainty. Make your country and family proud.

-Baron Jasper Northgate

Putting the letter away in a pocket, Felix sighed. The letter was touching, but he wished his father would have just woken him up before leaving. Of course, he knew his father hated long goodbyes, so maybe this had just been a convenient way to leave. “So, you must be Myrin” he told the waiting bug.

Nodding, she took another long drink at the jug before answering properly. “My full name is Allomyrina Dichotama. My friends call me Myrin. Now that we’re friends, I’m going to have a nickname for you too of course.” She smiled at Felix as she considered. “So, what’s the plan for today Blondie?”

Smirk off the nickname confidently and say "Well, if you're going to be my bodyguard we're going to have to get to know each other. Come join me for breakfast, we can talk, and then afterwards maybe we can spar, if you're as good as your say I could probably learn a thing or two and make your job a bit easier."

Give her a bit before coming up with a nickname for her in turn, we need to make it at least somewhat clever or teasing after all, and we don't know enough about her yet to do that.

>>397124
Well first of all there is breakfast, then there is finding someone to ask about the ghost. After that I guess you could see if they have an armstrainer here that you could get some lessons of, would be good to widen your knowledge of fighting and stuff.

Once that's all done I guess you could try to find Cassandra and see if she knows of any cool places on the family grounds that you haven't been shown yet.

>>397127
Why do we need an armstrainer when we have a bodyguard who is skilled at this?

>>397129
indeed. only way someone else would be better would be a specialist in an exotic weapon.

>>397129
To pick up the local style so we can better exploit it if we get into a fight. If we know how they fight and what the rules of conduct here is then we will know how to exploit it. That and it's a chance to get to know someone in the household and get more local allies. A social network is important to have, and servants can also see and hear stuff or come with useful knowledge.

That and we might want to pick up some exotic local stuff if they have it. Not a bad thing to have more than one trainer.

>>397137
well we should get our basics ready.

Harem size +2
Give her a good chuckle and pat on the back and go get some information on your new ghost friend. I'm not sure this is something you need to bother d'amuri himself with, though.
Oh, and as for breakfast, wouldn't we just get our golem girl to make us some?

>>397142
she's good for snacks, but a real breakfast with others we need to go inside to get.

it's your first day here. after eating, ask your fiancee about the shrine-praying mannerisms. y'know, try to impress the people around here by adhering to their customs from the first day onwards, as opposed to treating your stay here like a vacation.

Fuck that bug

>>397150
Agreed, this must be our long term goal. Every action should bring us one step closer to bugwife.

Short term: see her naked somehow. But that can wait for later. On to breakfast!

>>397162
Bugwife? Thinking too small. We will have bugwife, ghostwife, golemwife, no fewer than three elfwives, and dogwife.

>>397183
You forgot shrinewife. We'll be getting to known her quite well when we spend two years inside her.

I'm surprised no one's joked about Ghost Blowjobs Woo Woo yet.

think maybe we should start traning a little bit, in a secluded place.

That is a rather cliche and unoriginal nickname. Try to help her come up with a more creative one.

Tell her there are more interesting parts of your anatomy than your hair to name you after. Before she has time to process that, challenge her to a sparring match.

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“Well, breakfast first” Felix stated emphatically as he headed towards the manor. He was famished. “I was figuring that afterwards we could have a sparring match, maybe discuss a better nickname for me.”

Myrin had a good, long laugh before answering as they entered the house and made their way for the dining room. “I don’t think so, on both counts. Not quite yet, anyhow. How about this, I’ll make you a deal. If you can pass a little test I’ve got, we can have a duel. Then we’ll talk about Blondie, Blondie. For now, let’s get some food!” With a slap on the back, Myrin sped up a bit, leaving Felix to hurry behind her.

While he had more he wanted to say to her, he didn’t have another chance before they reached the dining room. Felix had been hoping to meet Bianca, but he was a bit disappointed to see Cassandra sitting alone, a few plates being taken away by a maid. She perked up considerably when she saw Felix and Myrin. “Hey Felix! Are you hungry? Who’s your friend?”

Nodding, Felix took a seat as Myrin plopped down in the chair across from. “I’m famished, thank you.” He looked to Myrin to see if she was going to introduce herself, but she merely put her feet up on the table and took a long drink from her clay jug. “This is Myrin, my bodyguard.”

“Wow, you need a bodyguard?” Cassandra looked impressed as she turned and flagged down a passing maid, who was frowning at Myrin’s propped-up feet. “I thought you weren’t very important at all.”

Ignoring the comment, Felix told the maid what he’d like to eat for breakfast before speaking to Cassandra again. “So, where’s Bianca this morning anyhow?”

“She left pretty early to meet up with her friends. They’ve been planning a retreat to the royal library for a while, to discuss some literature and stuff with some scholars. She should be back in a few days.” Cassandra turned her attention to Shumai, who had suddenly begun to whine for attention.

Felix tried to mask his surprise, and felt his face redden when Myrin started snickering under her breath. He tried to ignore her and change the subject. “I see. Well, maybe you can tell me about the ghost that lives in the shrine then. I had a very rude awakening this morning.”

Cassandra was so casual in her response, not even diverting her attention away from Shumai or batting an eye as she spoke. “Oh, you met Camilla! I guess I’m not that surprised. Bianca ordered her to stay away from you for a few days to let you get comfortable. But it’s hard to stop Camilla when it comes to things going on in the shrine. It’s where she committed suicide, after all, so she’s strongest there. She can really only bleed on you, and even then it’s not real blood. It fades away in just a few minutes. Don’t worry, just tell dad if she becomes a bother.”

“I hope that’s not going to be necessary, but thank you. It was just a shock, that’s all.” Felix tried to look casual as well, as if he too was used to blood-spurting ghosts.

Snorting derisively, Myrin took another drink and gave Cassandra an incredulous look. “So, we have a ghost living in our home? And you just kind of let it roam around, doing what it pleases? What sort of shit deal is that, you little twerp? Why not just make it get the hell out?”

Still not even bothering to look up from the dog, Cassandra responded in a bored voice. “It’s hard for ghosts to leave the place where they’re bound. That’s just basic paranormal knowledge, after all. She can leave for a bit, but it kinda drains her and makes her weaker the longer she’s out. Plus, we like to have her nearby if we need a message delivered.”

Shrugging, Felix didn’t let the idea of living with a ghost get him down. At least she was slightly reasonable now. “Alright then. Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll learn to live with her. So, Cassandra, do you know any places around your family grounds I haven’t seen yet? I’d like to see the rest of the property sometime.”

There was a long moment of silence as Cassandra considered, stroking her chin thoughtfully. “Not really. Maybe the koi pond if you haven’t been yet. There’s some neat things in the woods surrounding the house, but most of them are quite a walk away.” Still thinking, Cassandra’s gaze wandered away from the dog and focused on Felix. “Have you prayed to the shrine yet, by the way?”

“Wan! Wan!” Barked Shumai happily.

“No, I haven’t. Why do you ask?” Felix was a bit bewildered by the sudden change of subject. He remembered Olivia telling him that he didn’t have to offer any prayer to the shrine at all.

Shaking her head, Cassandra seemed to want to change the subject. “No reason. Maybe you should, is all. If only once. I mean, it couldn’t hurt.”

“Yeah, maybe this time praying will actually do something.” Myrin responded sarcastically.

As Cassandra frowned at his bodyguard, Felix considered what the girl had said. He hadn’t ever seriously considered praying to the shrine.

well, it's not like it could HURT anything. maybe they have some kind of protection spell or something that keeps prayers safe or something? but she can't talk about it?

>>397229

"Is there a ritual for the prayer?"

Ask if she would kindly walk you through it. You may have learned elven prayer rituals in your studies, depending on the range of topics they covered, but individual shrines might have customs you don't know about, for example.

>>397229
Ask what she knows about golems. Are those spirits bound to a form or something?

I say just eat breakfast and then go train with the bug. You can pray later.

Yeah, go train with the bug, don't go to the shrine.

>>397229
Our bodyguard is extremely rude. That's disappointing.

I think we should actually pray to the shrine, but after the sparring match. It wouldn't be right to back out on our previous engagement.

>>397229
Guess we should give the praying at the shrine thing a try, might be she has some sort of prank planned though.

And your bodyguard might have to work some on her manners if you're going to let her guard you at formal occassions.

>>397229
Get the proper rituals. Prepare for lesser deities to burst out of the walls and start throwing themselves at you.