Aww, don't tell me we're linked to the weakest person here! Well, nice to meet you, Dusk.

Um. Cricket? Puppet? Cetaceans? Why would we want to stay away from sea creatures?

So by kill her before she moves, do you mean something other than psionics, or is it actually easier to crush minds than to read them?

Dusk 2012/03/03(Sat)20:17 No. 390158 ID: 02cbc6
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>Oh, I was hoping you would know... No... it's not Psionics. I will be seeing you.

uh... okay. Bye?

She can probably rip out peoples' souls or eat them or something.

Later.

>>390153
Dusk is making a Pinocchio reference.

>>390173
Ohhhh, right. Don't see that often.

Bye, Dusk. I think I like you. Maybe we can even get big scaly to be polite to you!

> cricket
> puppet
> cetaceans
> cetaceans
> cetaceans

arg.

sit and wait.

Escedé 2012/03/04(Sun)10:06 No. 390256 ID: 27d278
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>After chatting with Virgil, You sit down and wait... Then the next one enters...

???:"Hi everyone!"

Dusk:"... That purple is too bright..."

Virgil:"Are those... hearts?..."

>... What?...

>>390256
"Ugh, would you speak in a different color? The background is completely drowning you out."

yeah, ow.

seriously dude.

>>390256
Tell the gay bug to tone down the homo before we start puking rainbows.

Escedé 2012/03/04(Sun)12:51 No. 390286 ID: 27d278
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>Change your pitch

Virgil:"You sound like a girl, man up."

Dusk:"Quit being you."

???:"Oh, um sorry, I mean...Sorry."

Dusk:"Shut up..."

...

>>390286
"Stop being such assholes. This is going to be the worst team ever if we start off hatin' each other."

>>390286
pat he's head...lol

>>390286
Motherly instincts: Emerge.

Ignore the other two and ask who he is and what he's doing here. No need to be overly aggressive or friendly to anyone yet.

>>390290
We just bonered a guy to -double death- earlier. I think we're past that point.

>>390291
You see this. This thing you said. This is the exect thing we need to NOT SAY when we know other people can hear us.

huh. he is actually a he after all?

>>390289
This.

>>390293
Nobody asked. We're just assuming because we thought it more likely for him to be over the top girly gay than just being a girly girl. Also he didn't disagree with being told to stop sounding like a girl, though that probably doesn't prove anything.

So I would guess 75% chance of gay and 25% chance we're being mean to an actual girl. Even though we were pretty mean I wouldn't feel too bad either way though, he was being a bit over the top for being an actual girl to be an excuse. Unless he turns out to be a young girl, then we would just be jerks.

In before her name is Jiniki.

>>390297
please let us be jerks... I have the craziest smile right now

>>390287
They're warriors, not pretty princesses. They should be able to handle some humor at each others' expense.

Lick the bug! Lick it!

>>390286
Oh lighten up. *put arm around shoulder* Nothing here to be worried about, aside from the place being wierd as heck. What's your name, anyways?

Escedé 2012/03/05(Mon)00:45 No. 390469 ID: 27d278
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Dusk:"She did what?"

>Motherly Instincts? You don't think you're that old... "Come on guys, quit being asses or we're going to be a shitty team!"

Virgil:"Meh..."

Dusk:"We won't know lest we try."

>... Anyways... "Hey what's your name?"

???:"It's... It's Nettle..."

Virgil:"Pfft, Nettle..."

>You put your arm around his shoulder, and are overcome with the impulse to lick him. Tastes kinda' like honey and submission. Submission tastes funny. He shudders at the lick, and and failingly attempts to gently remove your arm. "Nettle huh? That's adorable. Don't mind those two, they're jerks." Then you remove your arm he was so gingerly trying to lift.

Nettle:"Uh... Okay, thank you."

>He's blushing. You can't really question that, as the same happened with the dog... Speaking of which, when is here gonna' get here?

When we left him he'd been waiting longer for his interview than you were for yours I'm guessing and he may still be in that waiting room. I suspect the bureaucrats don't want to interview a guy with blueballs so bad he can't talk without stuttering.
He's too little of an extrovert to hit on someone or rub one out in the infinite waiting room. He's probably thinking terrible and guilty thoughts about that easily traumatised small child you apparently disturbed while flirting with the guy, Escape Key. Your team might have to rescue him from the bureaucracy, his privacy deficit, and his frustrated libido.

>>390469
See that sergal being all cool and shit on your left?
Lick him.
We must taste all the party members who won't kill us for trying it.

"So, Nettle. Flamboyantly gay, or just flamboyant? Or a girl? Hard to tell."

>>390469
Assuming you can't really die -twice-, (don't cherish the thought of where you go beyond here), He's probably recovering from his foot long order.

THAT ASIDE.

Maybe you can all familiarize yourselves. Do any of you remember anything prior to death? Or if whatever races you've assumed are truly what you once were pre-mortem?

For a waiting room, this place is really lack. No chairs or anything! Let's try and strike up a conversation with someone. Like how they've given us so little information on what we're supposed to be doing. At least WE didn't get much information.

Totally nothing different here... Escedé 2012/03/23(Fri)18:36 No. 395299 ID: 27d278
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>>390480
>Done, tastes like cinnamon... But lets not do that again. "So, Nettle. Flamboyantly gay, or just flamboyant? Or a girl? Hard to tell."

Nettle:"... I'm a guy, okay?..."

>Well great, now he's even more embarrassed...

>>390492
>Not really, I think it was kind of a fatal duel... Although I don't know much, I know that I respected them nonetheless.

Escedé 2012/03/23(Fri)19:30 No. 395313 ID: 27d278
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>So, a conversation huh? Who are we going to talk to?

Oh, so we died in a "duel" with someone we "respected" while nude. HUUUUUUUUUH.

"You know, Nettle. You say you're a guy, but I still don't believe you. Maybe you should PROVE it~"

Maybe we can ask the others if they know hoe they died?

Nettle!

>>395314
That's a bit too much. I mean that's basically "YOU LOOK GIRLY LET ME SEE YOUR DICK"

Talk to Virgil because I can't see us talking to ??? without being rude (which wouldn't end well), and Nettle without a lot of really silly teasing.

I'm pretty sure ??? introduced herself as Dusk and she's scary so talk to Virgil.

>>395405
Why not? It's not like
>>389311
we've ever been
>>389364
subtle
>>389370
at any point
>>390469
in the past.
>>395299

>>395455
Yeah, pretty much. Hell, let's just say "YOU LOOK GIRLY LETS SEE YOUR DICK".

>>395461
Sounds like as good a plan as any we've followed so far.

You guys! Keep it up and Escedé is never gonna be a real boy!

>>395553
Uh... uh... wait....

If we know Escape-Key at all by now she doesn't take waiting waiting without something to do very well. Our apparent choices appear to be attempting to converse, practicing our moves, attempting to seduce/fuck, or finding a way out of this waiting room.
The option least likely to cause harm is probably practicing our moves, and after that trying to talk to one or more of our new teammates. Most people don't like to fuck with an audience and the audience may not enjoy the show either, so we should probably keep our pants on unless we've got everybody's go-ahead to screw here... which might be something we could get by suggesting orgy.

How about this, "Well, I'm bored now. Orgy or practicing our moves? I'd prefer orgy but if you folks are too prudish I guess I can work out some frustration by swinging around with this big stick."

Escedé 2012/03/24(Sat)21:40 No. 395671 ID: 27d278
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>>395314
>>395331
>>395455
>>395461
>>395493
>"You know Nettle, I'm not entirely convinced you're a guy. I think I need some proof."

Nettle:"... I'm a girl."

>Nettle turns away from you, rather annoyed. And Dusk is silently laughing.

>>395671
"Well maybe if you gave me a straight answer we wouldn't have this problem."

Time to explore your sexuality. Demand proof.

>>395673
This, then change the subject to how they died. Knowing that could actually be useful, because knowing what your group members can't do is a major part of knowing what they can do.
Also, if we get in a fight with them, (which is looking increasingly likely with our PEOPLE SKILLS), having some idea of what can kill or incapacitate them would come in handy.

>>395687
Don't insult our people skills, our people skills are excellent at keeping both us and Escape-Key from getting bored. This is clearly more valuable than survival or any other goal.

Also, I'd like to restate my suggestion we propose either orgy or group drilling: If we don't know what each other can do and how well they can do it to some degree we're not much of a team. Show is usually better than tell, and also usually less boring, so drill would be better than talking.
And orgy would be good for tormenting our blueballs dude since we're probably going on mission whenever he gets here, which would be funny.

>>395687
Yes, let's just talk about how everyone died.

>>395690
this

(1/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:23 No. 395714 ID: 27d278
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>>395673
>"Well maybe if you gave me a straight answer we wouldn't have this problem."

Nettle:"I did."

>... Well then...

>>395691

>"So, it's obvious we're all here because we're dead... How did you all die?" It gets quiet for a bit... Until Dusk starts up.

Dusk:"Here, allow me to break the ice. I shed my humanity to become a living conduit of energy, additionally becoming a bomb, and blowing a relatively small chunk out of the physical world, and completely shattering one of the lower cosmic planes in a sacrifice to obliterate a Demi-Celestial... You know, nothing special."

>... What...

Dusk:"Well, I've fessed up, Nettle, you're up."

Nettle:What? I, uh... okay...

(2/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:31 No. 395721 ID: 27d278
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Nettle:"Hmm, well... At that moment... I'm not exactly sure what happened but, I felt something poke through my middle, some mass or tendrils or something. I saw them start to separate, and then..."

>Nettle seems to have gone silent. Whatever happened, it sounds gruesome...

Virgil:"Tch, sissy fessed up, so I'll go next!"

Dusk:"Homophobe."

Virgil:"FUCK OFF!"

(3/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:38 No. 395724 ID: 27d278
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Virgil:"Ah, well, you see... My party had no revives..."

Nettle:"... You're more pathetic than you are intimidating."

Virgil:"I'll remember that pip-squeak, make sure you do as well... Now, for you Escedé, what went and did you in?

>Well, what do we tell them? The truth, or a lie? I remember a bit more now... We weren't battling each other, it was someone else... That's about it.

Why lie? It's good that everybody knows that you are violent and easily bored right off the top. That may help limit their desire to fuck with us in the non-pleasurable ways.

were you fighting a evil dude with your friend? stick with the truth for now.

Poor bug got eaten by tentacles. Give him a hug to make him feel better.
Or lick him again.

Gratuitous blowjobs for everyone.

Ohhhh, so you were "battling" someone else with someone who you "respected". While nude. Uh-huh.

Tell them that you were fighting something with someone you respected, and that's all you can remember. No need to lie, really. Maybe mention that it's odd that you didn't have any clothes on at the time.

Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)02:05 No. 395745 ID: 27d278
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>Hmm... Alright. "Well, alongside company, I was fighting a foe. As you can tell, it went downhill from there... I... I fell in and burned."

Dusk:"Ouch."

Nettle:"What a way to go..."

Virgil:"I just thought of a good joke, but I forgot it."

>Dick...

Wait you.. we... what? You have a history? Haven't you/we been dead so long we don't even remember what it was like being alive? Much less if you... we.. burned to death? Or... oh I get it we're lying through our teeth. Protip that won't work in front of Dusk. I think we should kill her at the first opportunity treat her with love and respect.

>>395745
Being burnt to death would explain having no clothes. Hmm.

Where the heck is our fourth? Sure is taking a while. In the meantime, ask Nettle what kind of combat skills she? has.

I reiterate my proposal that we suggest the either-or choice of orgy and demonstration/practice drill. Because we need teambuilding; sex and violence are my favourite ways of trying to do that.

>>395745
Say, what variety of sergal is Virgil? Northern or Southern?

Lazy ass update Escedé 2012/03/26(Mon)20:00 No. 396260 ID: 27d278
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>>396128
>He's brown, Southern I think?

>>395767
>"Alright, two choices. A PRACTICE DRILL... Or an ORGY. What's it gonna' be?"

Dusk:"Drill."

Nettle:"Seconded."

Virgil:"Same."

>"Fuck you all too." That sucked... Well, where to from here?

well then "come at me, bro."

"Aw, fine. You guys are no fun. What weapons does everyone have?"

>>396260
Might as well get info on everyone's preferred tactics, equipment, and then start sparring.

Also, Nettle is totally adorable. We should totally take him/her under our wing.

Assume intracombat formation!

"Alright, rotating two on two to start until we know what each other can do. Anybody have a better idea or shall we?"

Nettle would make an adorable pet.

Escedé 2012/03/27(Tue)17:47 No. 396433 ID: 27d278
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>Hmm, okay, two choices, either we cut straight to the sparring, or we get some info out of one another, THEN cut to the chase. Regardless, it's all gonna' end up the same place?

Of course we get info first. I have a feeling that disk is going to surprise us and toss us around like a rag doll or something if we don't find out her abilities.

Q&A. iirc, you already asked about the first two's abilities, so Nettle should be the one being asked/asking questions... and I guess they can ask what you can do.

Virgil Escedé 2012/03/28(Wed)15:15 No. 396688 ID: 27d278
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>Hmm, I think Nettle is still cooling down from before, and i don't really want to talk to Dusk yet... Let's interrogate Virgil!

The picture is basically the-OMG, you guys, how are you? I've missed you guys so much... Well anyways, the picture is basically a summary of the short conversation. If there's anything else you want to know, you should ask now.

How much force is behind a punch with those power gauntlets?

>>396688
Missed us? Uh... dude, sorry to break it to you but we don't remember anything before today. We're doing alright otherwise I guess? Hey, can you tell us something about our past?

...I SEE THAT SECRET. If you want we can have Escede maybe warm up to you a little and be a bit nicer. Y'know, if you want. She seems unaware of our influence, unlike apparently you are.

Keep on punching things, bro.

>>396688
>vegetarian except for fish
Is he catholic? 'cause I can totally hook him up with some quality capybara...

>>396710
>sergal
>cannibal rapists
>Catholic

I guess he could just not be a very GOOD catholic, though.

Ask Virgil where he's seen us before, and if it might not possibly be some other dragonborn he has in mind? Don't tell him yet about creating ourselves out of spiritual zero a few minutes ago. That might not be standard for coming back from the dead, especially since he thinks he can recognize a completely new body...

>>396739
I think he probably means us head-voices, not Escede. Also, it looks like someone has an intrest in Dragonborn. Get to know Escede, and she'll probably warm right up to you~

Also, you taste like cinnamon.

Escedé 2012/04/14(Sat)14:53 No. 401116 ID: 27d278
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Virgil:"You want to know how much power is behind these beauties, eh? I think know is a better time than never to find out."

>Is he really about to...

Virgil:"Don't blink, I want to enjoy this!"

Yeah he's about to.

Prepare for fistual fury!

use glaive

headbutt his fist.

You know what they say: The best defense is a good kick to the nads.

Catch his fist in your hands. He'll still get to brag when it blows you away, but you won't suffer injury. Plus it's invariably awesome to do so.

>>401116
Guard up, utilize your armor and shit.

He claims to use speed so blocking may be a wasted move. Instead ignore his attack as you deliver your own, between your armor, bulk and hide you can take some heavy hits.

>>401163
this

-3- Escedé 2012/04/15(Sun)10:44 No. 401455 ID: 27d278
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>Uh okay then, a bit of blocking and avoiding and then I'll...

-2- Escedé 2012/04/15(Sun)10:45 No. 401456 ID: 27d278
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???:"Hey there, it is not chivalrous to be hitting a woman, don't you-

-1- Escedé 2012/04/15(Sun)10:46 No. 401457 ID: 27d278
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???:"Ow ow ow ow ow ow..."

>"What just happened?..."

Virgil:"He's lucky he's wearing that hard-ass mask..."

Dusk:"I think his nose is broken... I'll see if I can fix that..."

Nettle:"I blinked, what's going on?..."

Ask Virgil if you should get back to sparring, or what?

Tell them not to worry, you've taken harder knocks to the head. Not to mention it's a spar, gotta get hurt sometime.

Should also check on the poor fellow, though ill-advised at it was. It's still a nice gesture.

Awww, the last member isn't that guy we met. Well, introductions are in order.

Apologize, and check to see if he/she/it is okay.

>>401492
I think it is him behind that mask