>"Ooooh, what's this?"
>"This... this looks *delicious*"
Eat us and you will be forever cursed. With us.
your mouth isn't big enough to eat us. can find you better food, yes?
Eat us, put our ball inside your mouth, you want us to be inside of you.
>>384308 Unless you desire schizophrenia forever, eternally dependent on the whims of mad gods, I suggest you eat something else. If you DO desire it, then PUT US IN YOUR ORIFICE.
Protip: Balls that contain the infinite head-voices of the damned contain 40% trans fat and 30% calories.
>"Mmmph?" *Swallows" >"You talk *and* you're delicious? You're the best lunch ever!"
Damn it.
Do a silly dance!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE ARE THE MILLION HEAD-VOICES OF THE DAMNED, YOU, FOOLISH CREATURE HAVE NOW BINDED YOUR ETERNAL SOUL TO OUR WILL, OUR ARGUMENTS AND OUR TROLLING. YOUR WILL IS NOW FORFEIT TO US, AND I COMMAND YOU LOWLY WORM TO... Uh, well, >>384330 this for now I guess. :S
>>384321 If you shit us out we'll find you and tear off your skin.
Silly dance. BOW TO OUR WILL, FOOLISH MORTAL.
>"Funny and tasty! Are there more of you? I know someone who'd love you as a snack! >"That reminds me, you seem to know things! Have you seen anything important around here? Like, really *really* important? Car keys and remotes are tasty, but I can smell something that would make the *best* present!"
WE WILL NOT ASSIST A MORTAL WHO DOES NOT TAKE US SERIOUSLY. WE DEMAND OUR APPEASING VIA SILLY DANCE OR YOU MAY CONTINUE TO BE UNANSWERED FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL. Oh and we kind of don't know, we've been here since forever so we have no idea if there are more of us or any of these items that you speak of that aren't in the general vicinity. We could help you though, if you do a silly dance!
>>384350 Okay, okay- get this- You should go find a drawer full of socks. And if they're wrapped together in pairs, then you should eat one of each pair.
I have no idea where we are. Describe the place, please.
I dunno, maybe look around.
>>384428 >"I can take a look. I'm in some sort of hidden air vent I found outside. They couldn't cover up just how delicious something here smelled." A voice can be heard through the hole.
>"-see if your government is still sending its sneaking agents when my armies of biomutants have conquered the globe! And don't worry, you'll be there to see it all. Feel those drugs dripping into your veins? You'll soon be just another one of my mindless brutes, gleefully spreading my dominion across the world!" >"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see if those fools have finally surrendered. Don't worry, I'll send someone by in a while to collect you. I've set the injection to extra-slow so you can savor the process." A door shuts.
Steal the human and make him do your bidding!
unplug the machine. and steal all the wires.
>>384614 Get in there and fiddle with the console.
the most important thing I see in that room is the human, so eat him, I guess.
Human? What human? All I see are live wires waiting to be chewed!
That console looks pretty tasty.
>>384615 >>384686 >"Eat something living? That's disgusting!!" >"And we don't show ourselves to humans. They might stop leaving out all their tastiest stuff if we did!" >>384621 >>384722 >"Wires are pretty delicious..." *BZZT* >"Yum!"
"Now this looks fun..."
>"Buttons!"
>>385504 Turn off Dumb and Loyal. Turn on Fangs, Fangs, Female, and Sexy. And by that I mean attempt to chew the virtual buttons on the touch screen.
take off dumb and loyal, put smart, tail, tiger, wings, poison and up speed to the max
Man, fuck tigers.
Also add in fast. A fast human-thing running around would provide a great distraction for taking more stuff.
Turn on Female Sexy Small and Cat! Turn off Dumb Big.
Yay. Create a furry. Wonderful. On: Amnesia, Armor, Claws, Horns, Huge, Smart, Strong. Off: Everything else. Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never win this. Speed: 0.0 Unlock restraints. ...unless you change your mind...
turn off everything but strong, and then turn on fast.
>>385504 Just push random buttons. Any random buttons. Even the ones at the bottom.
Maximum EVERYTHING
>>385517 This. Not really the type to want crazy, kinda cruel stuff like the other suggestions kinda are.
>>385544 >> cruel >> you get to be a sexy lizard babe with double fangs Does not compute.
Turn off "Dumb" and "Loyal". Add "Dog," "Tiger," "Hawk," and "Wings" without turning off lizard because hey, gotta get your mischief in somewhere. Finally, disable the restraints and crank speed up to max.
turn on everything.
and crank that speed to eleven.
>>385508
Random buttons as long as you deselect loyal. Dumb doesn't really matter to you but him being loyal to that human will mean they both will be mad at you.
Wait... there are buttons for both Dumb and Smart. Select both!
Turn "Loyal". Then hit these in order: Wings Insect Gills Female Smart Sexy Cat 4_arms Fast Poison Neuter Tail Let's see how badly we can fuck this up. Oh, and CRANK DAT SHIT TO TWELVE.
These are the things that need to be highlighted. Female, Sexy, Loyal, Insect, Both Fangs, Smart, and 4-Arms.
yawn Look, just turn all of them on except neuter, be[r]serk, amnesia, slow, dumb, and huge/small/tiny.
>"Okay, I've hit these and-" There is a roar and the sound of cloth tearing. Got distracted by life.
>"Whoa! Letting them go!"
>"They just looked at themselves, then left. Really quietly for something that big!" >"Do you think I should follow them? The other way down that hall also looks interesting, or I could go back in the vents. I still need to find that super delicious-smelling thing!"
that sign says control. that means the REALLY important things are that way!
PULL THE LEVERS!
>>389332 Find the nice smell!
Those levers are way too big, and high. How inconsiderate! See where the wires on the console are going. Maybe you can get inside it!