Buenos días, pero espere. ¿Qué es esto? Good Morning, but wait. What is this? You are a monkey niña named Kanga. It seems you are locked in a box. It was your birthday yesterday... or you think it was yesterday, you do not recall. In your inventory are clothing, hair ribbon, and your lucky wolf tooth that you keep with you. It seems luck is not with you today though. What should kanga do?
Turn on the damn lights. Search your pockets. Walk over to the red thing. Reach out and grasp for the red light. Grab the handle near the ceiling. Yell is anyone there?
knock on the boxes surface. Is it wood or metal? Are you a boy monkey or a girl monkey?
HELP HELP, ¿hay alguien ahí fuera!? HELP HELP, is anyone out there!? Kanga discovers the box is made of wood. She is unable to open the box for it is nailed shut and there is something heavy on it.
Oh I know, you're being shipped out of your natural habitat to be put into a zoo with a bunch of other monkeys where humans will stare at you for the lolz while more humans will feed you and give you medical attention for the rest of your life. (Hopefully.) Do you even want to escape? If you do, I suggest you take a look at the sides of the box and see if there any exploitable weak points. Failing that, tap into your inner monkey and flail wildly until you enter a comical series of events that end up with the lid popping off almost effortlessly. Or at the very least get this heavy object off your box. How thick is the wood? Do you think you could make a hole in it if you punch it enough?
We're not buried alive, are we? Knock on the wood- we should be able to tell by how muffled it is if we're in dirt or not.