Murder someone again.

Write poetry about it.

>>381275
Clearly, the only solution.

Sing a SONG about it.

the sun is also temporal. go prepare for the dark night to come

Why did you do it? What did he do to deserve death?

Arduubien 2012/01/20(Fri)19:23 No. 381289 ID: becb83
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>>381275
>>381277
If I must, then i will.
>>381276
>>381278
Yes, this is what I must do. I will write a ballad poetic, a murder symphony... but who to add to my score? So many people, but only the right sounds will make it perfect.
>>381279
Indeed, that is correct as well. I believe the body needs disposing... as to how I cannot come up with.
>>381284
Why? It is because he had stolen from me. My life's most precious work. I am an engineer and had made The Masterpiece of all beauty, but he stole it from me and claimed he had artisan'd its creation. They had laughed at me for refuting his claim and stripped me of all respect and title. Me, Arduubien, The CREATOR of a machination that would not only bring joy to gods eyes but would give reason for angels praise.

But as the temporal sun wavers, so I must make preparations to create a symphony. What are my next actions, oh muse?

Describe the Machination in more detail.

Create various gizmos with a musical and instrument theme.

Dispose of body.

Eat the corpse.

>>381289
Use the corpse itself in your next creation. It could be a musical instrument.

...nah let's just find some wild animals and let them eat the bastard. Nothing destroys evidence quite like nature.

Strike a dramatic pose.

>>381289
You're standing on some sort of roof right?

Dump that fucker off the side. Make an example of him; show them ALL that this is what happens to those that oppose you.

uh. gather inspiration?

Gather both chords of life and death.
The gentle song of the smallest bird.
The wet crack of a skulls shattering.

Or just go get completely smashed in the nearest bar.

Use the Machination as the centerpiece of a NEW machine, one that will MURDER EVERYONE!

You guys do know that, in doobie society, it is VERY BAD to kill another doobie.
Mutilating them and turning their arms inside out while you put his head on his leg is fine. They can regenerate from that.
But unless I recall incorrectly, a dead doobie is kindof a big deal.
It WAS a doobie, yes? All other races are inferior.

>>381654

Wait, a doobie can be killed?

>>381660
Yes.
It is extremely difficult to do by conventional standards, but it can be done.
Just assume they are senile Elder Vampires, and apply the correct level of paranoia in terms of execution methods.

>>381946

Well if that's the case then there won't be much left of a body to take care of.

Arduubien 2012/01/24(Tue)21:59 No. 382013 ID: 0a1dbb
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It seems that there has been a minor debate. It is correct that you can kill a perfect being such as ourselves, but you must destroy totally. Meet my assistant, he stole my masterpiece from me. Now i laugh at him, with his head in a jar. I had dropped him in an acid vat and decided to keep what was left. But, in my jubilation I had not thought things through. Eventually others of my kind will come for me and attempt to "Purge" me as i had purged him.

What he had stolen from me was a ship. An ark that could take whole civilizations into space where they would thrive and grow. It was a masterpiece for the simple fact that it could change and adapt to the population inside itself. It would assimilate the correct resources in order to grow to the size most efficient to hold all living organisms in itself, but it was taken. Stolen from me, and now it is destroyed. Others tried to cannibalize it, to rip it apart, in order to learn of how it works... but in their pursuit for stolen knowledge they had wreaked irreparable destruction upon it.

But now, at this moment, i need inspiration. What should i do? I had heard one suggest to make a weapon, but what kind? What would i make to purge those who would hunt me?

a weaponized armor? an armorized weapon?

Make a smaller version of the ship. One that contains only you.

something that can vaporize doobies

A really big disintegrator, probably supported by a battle suit or vehicle

1/2 Arduubien 2012/01/24(Tue)23:44 No. 382038 ID: 0a1dbb
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My god, it's so simple it's brilliant!!!
I will make Mobile space armor with a weapon that can disintegrate Doobies on contact, UTTER GENIUS!!!

>>382038

And it shall have a single button!

2/2 Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)00:45 No. 382045 ID: 0a1dbb
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And with my masterful skill, I HAVE CREATED _____________!!!!!!

>make a robot for our protagonist.

Suggestion 2012/01/25(Wed)03:18 No. 382055 ID: 6e0172
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This configuration seems... appropriate.

>>382055

That one's quite awesome. Voting for this

>>382051

I see that outfit pop up alot..what is it from?

IdiomAlpha!a1..dIzWW2 2012/01/25(Wed)04:30 No. 382058 ID: a133a1
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SUGGESTION MAKE

>>382055
this

Elephant Guy 2012/01/25(Wed)11:05 No. 382097 ID: 807ed3
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>>382057

it's Steve's shirt. which, as it happens, is appropriate to be worn on any occasion.

oh, and here's my two cents.

Suggestion 2012/01/25(Wed)11:18 No. 382102 ID: 1b0f2f
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Wait, Doobies are basically dust bunnies right?

1/2 Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)13:37 No. 382131 ID: 0a1dbb
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>>382058
yesssssssssss, this- this must be my creati-WHAT AM I THINKING!!! No, as aesthetically pleasing as it may look I need something that strikes fear into the hearts of doobie kind!

>>382055
Ah, here. This is a decent template. I needed to change a few things in order to fit myself inside though. It has the requirements, the lasers to completely disintegrate any doobie and it is a Large robotic armor that I can take into space.

>>382131

cool. is it any good against Doobie weaponry?

2/2 Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)14:30 No. 382141 ID: 0a1dbb
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>>382135
I believe we might just find out.

[Doobie Officer]: ARDUUBIEN, you have illegally purged a citizen without purging registration or authorization by designated purging rights judiciary advocate. The local god enforcement has come to apprehend you and/or purge you with the authority granted to us. Come with us quietly and we will not purge you.

"Die without a fight? How pathetic and dishonorable... HAHAHA SIZZLE LIKE NICE DOOBIE YOU FOOLS! Minor note to self; discover way to kill doobies but preserve flesh for obviously delicious bacon recipes! No other race could possibly taste better."

purge them

Redcoats? Ha!
PURGE THEM ALL.

>>382141
Ask them if you can get authorization after the fact.

Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)15:42 No. 382171 ID: 0a1dbb
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[Arduubien]: Is there any chance that i can get authorization for this kill?

[Officer]: No, you are no longer a registered citizen of Doobieopolis.

It seems that we must fight anyway... Well then, I believe you all know what to do- because i haven't the foggiest.

build some cover to hide behind. then robot charges in and shows them it's stabs/claws.

Round 1 over Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)20:47 No. 382250 ID: 0a1dbb
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Arduubien moves down 1 and uses Build
Officers 1,2, and 3 move left 3

[Officer 1]:Dammit, this thing is in the way, i can't get through!!!!

[Arduubien]: I need to do something better then just building, I can hold them off with another block but I'm in need of better guidance.

For one, go move and pilot your damn suit before they grab the shit out of you to put your ass in acid
It would be pretty dumb to not use this kickass thing you built in preparation for this moment so you could build some shitty sentries or whatever else you can do. I mean, I'm sorry, you're trying to do something besides build in combat when that IS all you can do, you dumb piece of shit Doobie.

Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)21:13 No. 382252 ID: 0a1dbb
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Insults? I guess that is what I get for dallying too long. Alright then, let this party begin.

Arduubien uses build to place block and moves 2- beginning to equip suite
Officers 1,2, and 3 hold action

[Officer 3]: Arduubien, what the hell are you doing? If you resist any longer we will purge you right now! ... damn block...

reply with "fools, my super blocks are immune to purging!"
just to make them be dumb and attack the blocks.

Round 2 over Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)21:26 No. 382258 ID: 0a1dbb
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[Arduubien]:FOOLS, MY BLOCKS ARE IMMUNE TO PURGING!!! ... Oh nifty, time to see if the big laser works.

Spessdood uses super laser on officer 1
Officer 1 is instantly killed

[Officer 2]:OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT? HE'S NUTS!!! WE NEED TO PURGE HIM NOW!!!

"Purge now or purge later
what is the goddamn difference?"

lasers everywhere!

Does your laser have a cooldown or power limit, or an you LASER ALL THE THINGS?

Round 3 Over Arduubien 2012/01/25(Wed)21:52 No. 382267 ID: 0a1dbb
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[Arduubien]: Purge now or purge later, whether it matters I will kill you both.

Spessdood moves 3 and attempts to fire laser- laser needs 1 turn to cool down
DAMMIT!!!

[Officers 1 and 2]:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Officer 1 expends action to double move, same with officer 2

okay NOW laser.

can your suit do a derpface so each eye faces one enemy?

Isn't Officer 1 dead?
Are his ashes screaming? This disintegration technology is awful!

>>382285

Eyes on both sides of one's head? Madness!

>>382272
first yell SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

>>382356

obviously he'd have to face sideways to use this technique.

Round 4 over Arduubien 2012/01/26(Thu)21:52 No. 382528 ID: 0a1dbb
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[Arduubien]: Say hello to my purging friend
Spessdood moves left one space, unable to move due to blocks. Spessdood uses Super Laser on Officer 3

[Officer 2]: I'M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
Officer 3 is instantly killed, Officer 2 spends action to double move towards the door

show him your claws

>>382528
take no chances, disintegrate him from where you stand

The fact that you have purged up to four doobies yourself will make you a horror story monster in doobie civilization, and the ashes will be the only thing left to even infer what you have done.

Each doobie that has ever wronged you will now live with such utter paranoia over their shoulder and never know what to look out for. They will never know peace again and exist only in pure terror. You shall only appear once ever few years, striking one as soon as people forget you, to be reminded of the terror you will wrought.

Then, we go after the government's heads. No "justice" will ever be done to you.

I have a better idea: move to the doorway, then block the other exit with a block. He can't leave.

>>382549

It takes a turn to recharge.

grapple that fool.

Put a block 2 spaces in front of him, then put another one to block the other half of the door.

Arduubien 2012/01/27(Fri)13:40 No. 382638 ID: 0a1dbb
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Spessdood moves 3 towards the door, blocking it. Spessdood attempts grapple.

[Officer 2]: OH HELL NO, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Officer dodges easilly, then spends an action to double move. Officer drops Purge Pistol.

say "I'm going to give you two choices....Join me and serve for the rest of your life....or be purged, and I will promise it will be slow and painful...hehehe..." make sure to add the little laugh at the end, It's just to scare the fuck out of him.

Ashy, stand up!

Round 5 over/ New Enemy Arduubien 2012/01/27(Fri)17:48 No. 382712 ID: 0a1dbb
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[Arduubien]:I'm going to give you two choices....Join me and serve for the rest of your life....or be p-
ASHY SCREAMER SUMMONED Ashy moves three spaces towards officer and uses scream. Officer is stunned and unable to take an action for 5 turns.

[Arduubien]:GODDAMNIT

Get gun

get the gun, kill the ash...thing, then say "as I was saying, join me or die.".

Kill Shoop da Woop.

Use one turn to get out of mech. Use one turn to walk to Officer. Use one turn to build block blocking his way out. WHAT NOW BITCH

stunned for 5 rounds? perfect! now we have a prisoner.

Arduubien 2012/01/30(Mon)23:36 No. 383578 ID: 0a1dbb
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Spessdood uses super lazer on Ashy Screamer instantly killing it. Arduubien exits armor and equips picked up purge pistol
[Arduubien]: Fantastic, now i will give you a choice. Will you join me in my conquest, or perish in your folly?

[officer]: ... You have been marked as imperfect, if I have dealings with you I will be marked as imperfect as well.

"Well, what's worse? Being purged or being marked as imperfect? Those are your choices."

use your remote control to order spessdood to chop him to bits.

...you do have one of those, right?