uh. Pendejito y Pinchazo?

>>379623
lol, that would be the best fit, but you can put english if you have desire to

>>379623
Eh, sure why not.

Garcia Fucking Hotspur

>>379623 Just tried to look up translations. So basically a stupid asshole and his prick? Is that correct?

[[Conquistadore_Nacho]] 2012/01/13(Fri)05:39 No. 379628 ID: cc7c47
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Garcia [penny] Pendejito wielding his magnificent Pinchazo-Hotspur meets one of the locals outside the Town of Poyo's Mark. "Senor," says the gruff hispanic man, "el burro is blocking my cows. Please move it, gracias." The man seems to be insulting the condition of your horse. It is rather lacking and sickly, you are very lucky to actually arrive to any sort of town on it. It was sold to you by a shifty cattle rancher and it makes you wonder how reputable the business would be anywhere in this region. "My apologies," replies garcia, "But this is the only place they would let me keep my horse. Can't you go around it?" "Si," replies the man in an angry tone, "gracias por nada!" You stop the man for a second to ask him a question. "Wait, can you tell me where Conquistador Jinapeer is?"
The man suddenly stops in his tracks, he eyes you from head to toe then turns back around and goes on his way. "No habla loco," he replies to garcia as he pulls his cows on ahead. The man had shown signs of knowing Jinapeer, but whether the Conquistador was famous or infamous in this town seems to be a question we need to investigate deeper. There are a few resources we can tap, the first is the local peoples such as this man. The second is the Cantina or watering holes here. And the third is talking to the local law enforcement. Either one of these choices would make a decent start to find Jinapeer and retrieve more info on the Beast of Mexico. But which to choose, that is the question.

>>379627
yes, it is Mister jerk and his prick

>>379628
Cantina. We go there and order a tequila shot, then men who have heard we look for the conquistador will burst through the door and ask why we're looking for him. The plan can't fail.

do the cantina thing, that way when clint eastwood comes in you can bust outta the window with a piece of chicken in your mouth

NACHOhombre 2012/01/20(Fri)23:35 No. 381390 ID: cc7c47
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Garcia chooses to go to the local watering hole. Inside he finds classic rugged spanish, all rugged and not shaven men with big bellies and bebida on their lips. They eye Garcia as he makes his way to the tabernero. He asks for a glass of water and explains he is just a weak foreigner who is thirsty. Garcia also asks if he had seen any conqistadores in the town in the past week. The bartender replies by slamming a glass full of whisky down in front of Garcia. "Senor," says the man behind the bar, "Do not expect to have a... noche tranquila. All people who ask this find trouble will come to them. Drink up, Stranger." As if releasing a trap, three men walk into the front door of the cantina. All three are rugged desert dwellers. Each one more rugged then the locals drinking at their tables. The three sit on opposite sides of Garcia and order whisky as well. It is apparent their intent as they sit on either side of Garcia. Any fast moments may cause them alarm, if there is thing to be done it must be quiet and not attention grabbing.

>>381390
Drink down the drink that was placed in front of you and then ask them if they work for Jinapeer.