Bamump 2011/12/21(Wed)01:10 No. 373959 ID: cfe790
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"Don't worry boss, we'll get him all dressed up and looking like something in no time. We'll take real good care of him."

"Hahaha, yeah- real good care of him. Thank the boss, pup, he dosn't usually go out of his way to grant such crazy requests."

"Th-thank you."

"No problem, by the way- what's your name? I have to know your name if i'm gonna give you a career here."

>____
The names are based off of objects, so think objects

...Nails. It fits the theme too well otherwise.

>>373959
Wrench, it's after your fodness of smacking people to death with one.

Splint.

That is no boy.

>>373965
I second Nails.

Nails 2011/12/21(Wed)22:25 No. 374172 ID: b88147
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"My names Nails, sir. I'll do a good job, you can count on it!"

Nails ponders for a second on what would replace the snazzy green wear that's equipped now. Nails also ponders what it'd be like in a dress or in a suite. Then Nails ponders what time of stuff the opposite gender might attempt to wear before becoming too flamboyant.

>________
Gender for Nails: M for Male, F for Female

>>374172
This is obviously going to end up as F.

M

>>374172
Clearly a bro, and a bro needs to suit up. So suit up man.

F

>>374172
Female, but you still are a bro full of MANGRIT and out of bubblegum.

>>374172

Nails needs a nine-incher. Make him a boy.

>>374180

This is a post I would like to endorse, also its contents

(+1 Manly F)

We obviously need to be the fabulous one. I mean, we got the strong fellow and the tough fellow, but no fabulous... or dexterity really.

M(with a hint of Fabulous.)

A-non-electrical-mouse 2011/12/21(Wed)23:18 No. 374192 ID: 365adf
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Nails will be the manliest woman this side of god knows what planet this is.

+1 Manly F

I too vote for Naoto
F

Nails 2011/12/21(Wed)23:55 No. 374214 ID: b88147
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She dismisses the frilly lacey kind of dresses and thinks about what she should wear. Nails decides to take off her hat to attempt to imagine what could possible replace the darn good attire she has on now.

"Damn, i can't believe i have such hat hair," nails mumbles to herself.

>_____
what should she wear

A-non-electrical-mouse 2011/12/22(Thu)00:02 No. 374216 ID: 365adf
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Something like this.

Suit, hat and formal shoes. No tie.

>>374214
A suit, a trenchcoat and a fedora. It's time to do things Old School.

The_Falcon!Z/kS4uKGRU 2011/12/22(Thu)00:19 No. 374222 ID: 51d399
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There is only one way this could possibly go.

>>374218
Here we go
Suit, Naoto Trench Coat and a White Fedora

No paper doll? Disappointing.

>>374222
Seconding Kingstyle.

>>374222

yup.

...with optional suspenders.

Nails 2011/12/22(Thu)17:59 No. 374428 ID: b88147
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Nails has found a tolerable set of clothes to wear, but the shirt turns out to be specifically for males and has begun causing discomfort in the chest area. She pushes the agony behind her as she recalls the reason to go through such tortures to begin with. She does this for a friend in need of help in the days of oppression. Hopefully she isn't too late to try to help her friend.

You know, I liked your Mr. L, The Green Thunder, outfit more. But who care about clothes, huh? Not you. If there is no badass suit around, get your old clothes back.

Anyway, you are losing focus. You may find something more suitable later, but now we need to remember why you are here, what kind of bulshit you are going into and what you can do. This friend of your must be some awesome sir and/or madam to push you so far.

Nails 2011/12/22(Thu)22:45 No. 374490 ID: b88147
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That is correct, nails thinks to herself, this is all for a friend. Her name is Pixie, she's the closest friend Nails has ever had. Even though pixie still believes nails to be a boy, nails would do anything to help her out.

The problem that Nails is trying to fix is this, Pixie is a cuddlebee. She belongs to a hive that is just on the outskirts of the city and she frequently comes back and forth between the two just to see nails. A long time ago, before both Pixie and Nails time, an alien came to earth and made a deal with Don Vicious.
The deal was that Vicious would create a squad of men to collect all the Cuddlebees and send them to the Aliens Bee farm to do horrible things to them.
Nails is attempting to be a part of Don Silvers family in order to get more info on Don Vicious or a way to stop him from sending out 'Action Squads' to innocent cuddlebee hives and also to protect Pixie from horrible things.

Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.

>Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.
Thinking this way will help no one! Look lively!

You need to get a job related to your friend situation. Field mission, office work, clean up the warehouse. Anything. Be available, earn their trust.

You are ready to go! You know you can do this! Failure is not an option!

Nails 2011/12/24(Sat)22:44 No. 374999 ID: b88147
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"Hey kid, you done gettin fancy? Woah, you have terrible taste in style, if it were my choice i'd get you back in that crazy green stuff you had on earlier. Anyway, if you gonna work for Mister Silver, gotta know if you can read. Can you read, kid?"

Nails was raised on the streets by the orphans who litter the back alleys like trash.

"N-no sir... i was from the streets, so no i cannot read," says Nails rather sheepishly.

"No big deal," replies hammer," It's not like i can read much either. You know kid, you remind me o' myself when I was young. I think we'll get along fine. But to the part where's you can't read, you need to learn how to read certain things. There's a guy called the teach in the Scater part of town, it's pretty dangerous over there- but Don Silver has some people over there that can help you learns you something."

"So... how do i go to these people to learn how to read," asks Nail.

"It's easy, you just look for the man called Teacher. He hides himself in the shadier part of those alleys, hopefully you and your streetery can get you through... but if'n you need a weapon or sumthing, i'll hook you up. Arlighty? Just ask and i could get you a baseball batt or a knife or something..."

"Well, that's awfully nice of you mister hammer sir."

"Heh, don't call me sir. I'm just lookin out for ya kid. Just ask me for anything and i'll help you the best I can."

Ask if you can skip the kiddie weapons and go for a revolver.

If not, go for a knife, perhaps a swiss knife with all the silly tools.

>>375001

These guys aren't exactly running a high quality operation here. Fairly sure she's being offered bats and knives because they can't afford big guns, not because bats and knives are appropriate weapons for children.

All you need is a hammer. Or a crowbar. Anyway, go back to that crazy green stuff.

>>374999
Raised in an orphanage
You remind this guy of himself
Almost look like him
Yeah, you're definitely related.

Get a bat and a slingshot. A real MansWomans weapon choice.
In any case, ask Hammer if Silver has work for you already or if you have time to go learn. If you are free, then rock out and go find Teach, sounds like a cool guy. Always respect Teachers kid.

Hrm, know what? I did like your green suit more.
Inb4 Bamump kills me for suggesting King suit in the first place

Suggestion 2011/12/26(Mon)13:22 No. 375237 ID: d79ace
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Baseball bat and a pair of roller skates.

Elephant Guy 2011/12/26(Mon)13:36 No. 375240 ID: 437934
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I'm guessing we won't be able to get a firearm just yet. if that's indeed the case, I suggest something that lets us put some real strength behind a blow while becoming compact when needed- the telescoping shaft.

Nails 2011/12/28(Wed)23:20 No. 375909 ID: b88147
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"I don't want any of the kiddie toys," nails says, "Gimme the real guns."

Hammer slowly strays his eyes away from nails and mumbles something. "W-well... there's like only four guns in the whole family. And they already belong to the gate guards and brick. The prick won't share either. But how about a fancy baseball bat? Or a switch-blade?"

Nails ponders to herself whether these guys would have a shooty outty punchy thingy. "I guess i can stick to a bat... but can i get my old clothes back?"

Again hammer breaks eye contact and looks away. "About that... when Don Silver says to get rid of the old style, he means it. But, i think we can muster up a replacement... "

"Fine, just something different then this," says nails angrilly.

"Sure, yeah, whatever," replies Hammer,"anything else you lookin for?"

"Yeah, is this the only thing the Don wants me to do?"

"Yeah, pretty much," says Hammer," you don't get the real jobs until you learns how to read the Dons name ... you know, so's you don't mix up the deliveries and stuff. But hey, is there any last things before i run off again? You know, like what's the street like where teach is at or who to look out for?"

Alright, fine. Ask to know all of these things.

Make sure to learn the appearance of certain groups or individuals that you should avoid and the appearance of the "Some people Don Silver has over there that can help you out."

man, just ask him if there's anything he thinks we should know.

>>375973
This

Ask Hammer if Don Silver is a good boss. This is a serious question. Act accordingly.

>>376006

It's a good question if you want to get killed before your first job. Let's say Don's a good boss and Hammer says yes. Fine. Let's say Don's a bad boss. Hammer's either going to say yes or shiv you for putting him on the spot. Hammer's never going to say no because if he did it'd be like giving you free blackmail material.

>>376010
Exactly. His reaction is what matters, not the answer.

Nails 2012/01/05(Thu)19:30 No. 377795 ID: 2be5ee
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Nails thinks to herself for a second, contemplating whether to ask if Don Silver is an okay dude to work for. Finally she works up the nerve and asks straight out, "Is Silver a kewl boss?"

Hammer leans forward, grapples nails around the neck with one arm and laughs. "Kid, Silver is the best boss that you're lucky to know. Unlike Don Vicious who treats his kingdom like trash our boss treats us like family. And that's how our governing people should see us, like a family. Don't worry kid, We'll treat you just like family."

Hammer quickly gives nails a noogie, then walks off,"I'mm off to go grab a louie vill or sumthin, there's plenty of clothes in the closet over in the corner to rummage through if you want to find something to replace what you got on. Be quick though, the women we hire for the streets use this room as well. Don't want any of them to bounce in on you when you aren't prepped."

Nails 2012/01/05(Thu)20:19 No. 377806 ID: 2be5ee
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a-alright... so clothing attempt two... nails tries to imagine herself in something...

what will be the choice this time?

Trout 2012/01/05(Thu)20:42 No. 377809 ID: 9c7c3b
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Gotta be starchy as hell, too. Show 'em you mean business. Colors are negotiable.

Mouse 2012/01/05(Thu)20:49 No. 377810 ID: 365adf
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Okay.

damn you for changing the doll just as I finish.

>>377810
This, but in darker, greyer colors and not plaid paints. Make them horizontal stripes and make the coat longer into a trench, but keep the general design. All white should be turned into a beige and the frilly pointy things less frilly, pointy and out there.

It would give a personal touch while still being proffesional.

Dirtbag 2012/01/05(Thu)21:15 No. 377815 ID: e3f578
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>>377810
>>377812
This is what I think I want, but less MS Painty Polygony looking

Mouse 2012/01/05(Thu)21:20 No. 377817 ID: 365adf
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>>377812

But the plaid is part of the MANLY flair!

Also, re-done for new doll.

Suggestion 2012/01/05(Thu)22:51 No. 377838 ID: f46f0d
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Because nothing says "I'm about to beat you so hard you'll have bloody stools in your colostomy bag for a month" like a baker boy hat and suspenders.

man, I barely even care. just wear something and go start reading shit.

>>377838
Hot damn, I love this.

>>377815

This gets my support. Classy as fuck.

I would go naked. There is nothing more badass than that.

>>377838
Street clothes.

>>377815
Sunday clothes.

>>377838

fyeah suspenders. add finding menwear for women to your list of things-to-do.

Suggestion 2012/01/06(Fri)10:12 No. 377890 ID: f46f0d
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Just in case you want to be the quirky androgynous computer hacker instead.

I vote this >>377838
underneath this>>378118

Also what is that black thing around everyone's neck?

Nails 2012/01/08(Sun)17:01 No. 378561 ID: becb83
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>>378178

Nails ponders a second to come up with a response that could be understood by an alien species. "The black things are called a necka-garda, they is like... hmmm, i'd say they is like birth control for us. They kinda collect the sun rays the same way our skin collects then- i think they call it photosynthesis- but unlike our skin which produces important sugar stuffs to feed our cell things it makes a sort of chemical that reduces egg production and which kinda lowers the impact of male and female pheromones stuffs." Nails thinks about the way Krobin bodies work, how men and women pheromones work differently. The krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair; for males they smell like tar, dirt or on occasions peanuts. And females can smell like any kind of fruit. But sadly, no matter how many times Nails rubs herself in tar or dirt, she will still give off the hint of limes.

carry some limes with you at all times. anyone asks, that's where the smell comes from.

you just love them limes
"bet you can't all those limes" they say
"fuck you I can't eat all these limes" says Nails

>>378566
But what if she can't hold them all?

>The Krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair

So are you telling me that Frank D. Pompadour was a veritable sex god?

>>378591
he just SMELLED like one.

>>378600
fun fact, frank also smelled like peanuts

Welp time to go see Teach.

OKAY P LEARNED SOME THINGS TODAY NOW YOU GO LEARN TOO SO WE CAN FINALLY GO OUT THERE AND DO STUFF

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)17:37 No. 378815 ID: becb83
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"Alright," says hammer as he returns, "I couldn't find any baseball bats or small knives in the shoebox, but i did find this neat machete. Maybe stick it in your belt loop and look like a flippin samurai, wouldn't that be cool?" Nails nods in response, "Is there any chance that i can get like a few limes to carry around or something?"

"...limes?... no... what, no... get your own, anyway about the important details," hammer seems to have lost his concentration for a second then continues on," s-so... so teach is gonna get you learned up so that you can start the small time work that we got lined up for you. In order to reach teach, you have to go down one of the streets that is owned by Don Vicious' group so it'll be dangerous as hell. But then you get to go down into the sewers after that, which is full of them sewer people- so keep your whits sharp and stuff. And finally, be careful of Teach himself, that's not his real name but we call him teach as a secret password and stuff. Doc is his real name, and he's an organ dealer from the Space Market. Also he's just a little bit crazy to cut anybody up who he thinks he likes- so don't get on his good side or he'll kill you."

Nails kinda worries about this and seemingly hammer sees this," But don't worry, he's done work for us plenty of times. As long as you call him Teach he shouldn't cut you up... but be careful anyway..."

That machete will be great for hacking your way through thick jungle undergrowth. Uh. Anyway this "Teach" guy seems like an upright fellow so you should go find him and beat him within an inch of his life so he's sure to tells you what stuff you need to read.

...hit on Hammer.

well, you've already said you wanted to go big, and we gotta start at the bottom and work our way up quick. ask if there's a dummy you can whack with the machete to get a feel for it, but otherwise get going. if it's dangerous on the streets before you even reach the sewer level, you're gonna have a long road.

sounds like a reasonable dude. let's go.

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)23:20 No. 378882 ID: becb83
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With a sudden nod she takes the machete and hurries out. Even though you compelled to attempt an action such as hitting on hammer, the idea struck nails as odd and now she is sorta flustered. Even though she considers herself to be someone who would be the action type she does not see hammer as a love interest. Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game." Sometimes nails wins the game and sometimes dirge wins it.... but he's a cheat, that's how he wins.
Nails gets flustered even more thinking about herself and dirge romping around and she tries to focus on the task at hand. She dashes past the guards and hurries off into the direction of the street that leads to the sewer system.

Because Hammer is obviously your long lost brother or cousin
that's why it's strange, jeeeez

Are the sewers here terrible? Because your new clothes are about to get dirty.

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)23:43 No. 378886 ID: becb83
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It's very dirty, or that's what i hear. Oh crap, nails just remembered that there are always locks on the sewer caps due to the sewer people infestation. The locks are usually high tek and impossible to open unless you have a sewage wrench... but nails doesn't know where to get one... this is going to be a hard thing to do if she can't get into the sewer.

>>378886
go check out the sewers entrance first, because boy would we all feel dumb if we went to the trouble of getting the wrench and the entrance was wide open for some unknown reason.

Nails 2012/01/10(Tue)00:56 No. 378898 ID: becb83
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Nails decides to go check anyway, cus who knows- maybe she'll be lucky and they'll probably be doing construction down there or something. She hurries to the alley that takes her to the road of the closest manhole in order to bypass any possible trouble. But apparently that too is blocked.

"Woah-hoh, little dude, where do you think you're going? Hope you know this place be guarded twenty four ours by yours truly!! So, my name is phlat, and if you don't gimme all your worldly posessions i'll nock you flat," the goon laughs at his silly rhyme. This boy is roughly much taller then nails and would likely be strong enough to make nails look very umpleasent in the facial area if she doesn't respond. Do i kill him?

eh, stab him in the leg and go from there.

>>378898
you are now representing don silvers. running is out of the question, and killing people on your first day is probably not the impression you want to make, neither to the outside nor to the crew.

try to talk him down, but disable him if he doesn't get the message or escalates to violence.

You are representing Don Silvers. As a member of his family he is disrespecting you and considering you weaker than him due to his size.

However, his legs are rather big targets and a machete to the limb would be more than enough to bring him eye to eye.

If the method was effective, respond by saying "And my name is Nails. As in my blade just NAILED you in the leg and if you don't get outta the way, the things used to seal up yer coffin."

Nails 2012/01/10(Tue)02:59 No. 378911 ID: becb83
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>>378904
>>378906
>>378908
you guys are right, i am repping Don Silver, but i should be all diplomatic and stuff. Don't wanna make myself look bad and not help pixie... Nails tries to come up with a decent collection of words to talk down this brute, cus ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive, when suddenly the primitive minded person gives her a smack across the face.
"No, if it ain't your stuff i am not obliged to take it."
>>animated

kill, smile, cut it out for me this time.

> ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive
> Do i kill him?
What is wrong with you?

> Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game."
You are not an awesome dyke with a kink for interspecies romance? What is wrong with you!?
You know what? You deserved that slap. It is on me.
Anyway, if he thinks he is some big deal, punch him in the groin. This will give him a new perspective.

Impale this fucker or samurai draw his slappin' arm off
Bitch-ass think he can fuck with Don Silver's crew on DON SILVER BUSINESS OF LEARNING AND EDUCATION?
Rip and tear

show him your stabs.

>>378911
Id like to see him take your stuff, when you cut off HIS ARMS!

So... This is a quest to act like a lunatic, not to save a friend. You should have been honest from the beginning.

SLAP FIGHT

Tell me more about this Dirge fellow. Cool name.

Also, how do you play the kissing game?

>>378911
I think running is the best option but since the opinion is to attack I suggest you use getting slapped as an excuse to lean foreword as you rotate your face and upper body down while cursing to distract and block his view of you pulling out and cutting him down with your machete.

Well, are those clothes actually YOURS, or do they belong to the Don?

If the stuff belongs to the Don, then you could pull the 'I don't have any worldly possessions' card, in case it's some sort of test. If he still tries to start some shit, THEN you show him your stabs.

He said it himself, didn't he? If it's not yours, he doesn't have to take it. Keep in mind that doesn't prevent him from doing it anyways. It just removes obligation to do it. He'd be doing it for the kicks.

Nails 2012/01/11(Wed)21:05 No. 379346 ID: becb83
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Nails can explain all about hunny bu- um... dirge... yeah, she can do all that talking stuff after she SHOWSTHISLOSERHERSTABS. Nails Lunges forward and drives the machete directly into the jacket where the tall coconuts chest is and it makes contact with a loud resounding clang.

...clang?

Phlat responds with and umph, and then maniacal laughter. "You has guts kid, but now i have to kill you."

dodge his counter and aim for a leg.

You don't stab with a machete. How dumb do you have to be.

Fighting with a machete means taking wide, heavy swings at his limbs, aiming to hit him with the thickest part of the blade on the thickest part of his limbs.

Slice down his leg as you jump back, should prevent him from easily counter-attacking. Then cut him down when there's another opening.

You should have cut his hand off because we know it's most not defiantly made of goddamn metal. Should've known just stabbing the guy would be too easy.

Now we have to awkwardly explain each detail of combat to accomplish getting you out alive. Thanks a lot Nails for fucking this up and stabbing with a slicing weapon where potential armor could be.

I'm glad we learned something today, aim for succulent flesh than unknowns.

I assume that his arms would be easier to cut off than his legs because they are usually thinner and the iron poncho that I think hes using could protect his thighs as well. Plus It would disable him from attacking unless he's the black knight from Monty Python.

Nails 2012/01/11(Wed)23:05 No. 379391 ID: becb83
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Nails suddenly jumps back, but not without taking a quick swipe at Phlats arm. He dodges easily and reaches into his jacket quickly, brandishing what might have been what prevented me from piercing his chest to begin with.

Nails makes ready with her next attack.

Limbs, target his limbs! Soon as you cut deep into him, it doesn't matter where, he'll be in too much pain to fight effectively.

>>379391

this is only going to get worse the longer this fight lasts. chop at either the arm he's reaching into his jacket with or one of his legs. remember, you're doing this for Pixie, and if one random thug is causing you this much trouble, you had better smarten up quick.

Nails 2012/01/12(Thu)03:09 No. 379435 ID: becb83
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You guys are totally right! Nails aims for one of the tall bastards legs and she... and she... she... zubba dubba wubba jubba wa

Nails 2012/01/12(Thu)03:13 No. 379436 ID: becb83
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"I get it phlat," says a shadowy figure from behind the tall bastard, "You're enthusiastic. But put the frying pan away because i know this one." "S'okay by me boss," replies phlat in a dumbfounded and scared tone.
"Go back to the house and tell scar to come meet me at Ratchets bait shop in an hour, got that phlat?"
"Y-yes sir, mister dirge sir," Phlat runs off with the dumbfounded look still on his face.

Nails 2012/01/12(Thu)03:20 No. 379437 ID: becb83
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The new person turns toward nails and says, "What the hell are you doing over here, don't you know it's bad territory?" Nails has a hard time speaking due to warm fuzzies. Dirge chuckles to himself, "what am I going to do with you. Nails, focus, lets try this again. What-are-you-doing-here. This is Don Vicious territory... but i guess you knew that since your wielding a samurai sword... or machete? Where'd you get something like that anyway? Most of the kids around here have cooking equipment and pipes and here you are with a machete. You surprise me sometimes nails."

Nails can't respond due to warm fuzzies.

"Nails.... snap out of it, nails," Dirge snaps his fingers in front of her.
"Bwah... oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," replies nails.

"I need to get in the sewer. I'm not sure who or what I can tell anyone, I've just started a really complex and arbitrary plan to save a cuddlebee friend that's going to take time. Also, maybe make good cash and connections along the way. I just really need to get inside that sewer place Dirgikins."

...

hubba hubba.

Drool on him in the most shameless manner possible.

> "Bwah... oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," replies nails.
Take off your pants, you do not deserve them. What a joke and a lie. Where is your MANGRIT? I should have know that you are just a desperate girl who likes to play with clothing designed for the opposite sex. Fuck you. I am out of here.

get a hold of yourself! remember your trying to pass as a guy! also note that judging by the symbol on his coat, he's also working for don viscous

Nails 2012/01/13(Fri)18:02 No. 379673 ID: becb83
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"Nails," dirge seems to be frustrated, "... dammit, i know my garda is old but could it be that old?" Dirge reaches for his necka-garda and rubs the texture. It is sticky and worn, "That's why your acting crazy," he contemplates to himself, "I get it now... guess that explains why the other girls were staring at me all day also." Dirge reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fresh garda to put on, "... and here i thought i was just that darn sexy." As dirge removes the old one from around his neck Nails suddenly leans in uncomfortably close. "... dirge... p-p-please... polin-p-polinate... me? I like you, can you please?" Nails hair starts changing colors and begins to become springy. "HOLY HELL NAILS," exclaims Dirge, "YOU'RE BLOOMING! NO, NOT NOW, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!"

>you are now in control of Dirge

put a second one on her so she gets a double dose to calm her down.

It looks like your about to fall over, use one of your arms and get a good grip on Nails, good enough where she can't move well enough but you can. Fight to get your birth control neckbrace on.

POLLINATE FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH

Stigma Wood Pistil Seed.

<Plant-based sex joke>!

Is she your girlfriend?

>>379673

Get that fresh guarda on, before she wilts!

Dirge 2012/01/14(Sat)00:11 No. 379709 ID: becb83
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>>379675
I've only got one useable one.
>>379677
I'M IN PUBLIC, I AM NOT DROPPING MY PANTS HERE IN AN ALLY!
>>379686
Why yes, yes she is... but at the moment she's currently a strange young lass.
>>379693
Done!

Dirge equips the new guarda as fast as his krobin hands can move. Then he grasps Nails by the shoulders and begins shaking her. "Nails," dirge shouts, "Nails, your hair. Look at your hair! Do you know how dangerous that is?"
Nails snaps out of her stupor to notice her hair. "no... no, no no no no, oh gawds noooooooo"

"Now calm down," says dirge, "If anyone else tries to mug you i can protect you. Just stick with me and I'll take you back home."
"B-but i don't want to go home," she whimpers, "I need to go to the sewers to meet someone, but now i can't cus i sprouted and .... bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i can't help pixie!!!"

"You mean that cuddle bee," asks dirge, "I know pixie also... actually i've been trying to join the higher ranks in Don Vicious's army so i could help her. What were you going to do?"

get some black stuff on her head to cover it up.

also, explain the job.

Can we get an explanation on why the whole green hair thing is sooooo bad?
Or is this explained in some other previous quest because apparently these aren't humans and it sounds like they've been in a previous quest where they could have been explained.
These are plant people, aren't they?

actual suggestion:
We have to shave your girlfriend bald. It is the only option.
Surely a masculine man with such great locks such as yourself carries a shaver at all times as well as several hair care products. It's no 'fro or grosse doo but those locks bro.

I don't get it. why is it dangerous to be green?

>>379719
>>379716
>>379715
it's the equivalent of walking around with a MASSIVE hard on. it is VERY noticeable.

Bald head bald head~

Dirge 2012/01/14(Sat)01:33 No. 379731 ID: becb83
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>>379715
It's not because having green hair is bad, because it's no longer hair. Having a natural bloom in a nice neighborhood isn't so bad at all, but there is no nice neihborhood anywhere near here. Only females bloom, and sometimes there are some devious krobin hiding in the shadows that are willing to rape or murder girls. A girl who has bloomed is similar to having a sign on your head saying that you're obviously a girl.
>>379716
I keep my shears in the house in Don Vicious' Manor, I'm sure if i ask her nicely she'd come with me. Not like she would be a part of another family or something, but i do wonder where she got those clothes though...
>>379724
...well... i hear that not even the guarda can stop how productive the eggs of a girl get when she's in bloom, but i never try to dive too deeply into it. You know, don't want a sprout at this age or anything...

>>379731

carry her in your arms, mon. who's gonna dare fuck with you?

Make her wear your old necka-garda. Alternatively, if you are a joke and a lie like Nails, rip and tear her hair. Rip and tear. If even this is not possible, fuck you. No, seriously.

She needs a covering hat for now, has your "friend" phlat run miles by now? If not, order him to give it to you or use your old birth control as a makeshift doorag. Then get to the closest store or "store" that has shears. Or consider using her machete as some shears.

Suggestion 2012/01/14(Sat)17:14 No. 379813 ID: 7164d6
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It is time... for the SHIRT NINJA.

>>379813

ffff I just totally did this and it works.

>>379813
saved

Dirge 2012/01/15(Sun)21:23 No. 380076 ID: becb83
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>>379736
... no.
>>379745
joke, lie? What the hell are you talking about...
>>379756
Phlat is gone and the closest pair of shears that i can think of is... the organ dealer that lives in the sewers... ugh...
>>379813
>>379896
>>379956
As a matter of fact i do, kept a spare with me because i have to go see the doctor anyway. Who knows when you need a spare shirt when you're walking around disgusting sewers. "Nails," he says while dirge pulls out his spare shirt, "I think i have an idea, i'll just need to wrap this around your head." He does so and she doesn't seem to mind at all. "Girlfriend ninja accepts this offering," Nails says playfully, "and she will protect her hunny-bun for more hugs later." Dirge laughs to himself for how embarrassed he is of nails right now. "Doofus," nails suddenly strikes a ninja pose as response.
"You love me, just say it."
"I wouldn't pollinate you if i didn't, hey... i need to go into the sewer to see somebody dangerous, he might have a pair of shears that i can use to cut your hair. Are you okay with tagging along with me?"

So...

We're seriously having trouble figuring out how to cut up a bunch of vegetation when you're carrying a fucking machete?

>>380079
machetes are designed for HACKING. careful cutting does not work at all with them.

>>380085

Sorry, was that how you meant to say it is the greatest idea ever conceieved?

she will tag along.

from within the shadows, where she feels at home. NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Feigning ignorance. Whatever.

>>380076
Boy, enough chitchat and derailing. At this rhythm you will not be able to help your friend. Nails is working for Don Silver precisely to avoid this, but needs to be literate to get any work. This is why Nail is there, looking for a man named Teacher. Anyway, you have to do something about her smell. Lend your old necka-garda.

You should tuck her hair into the mask, 'cause bits are poking out right now.

Dirge 2012/01/16(Mon)15:30 No. 380231 ID: becb83
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>>380079
>>380085
>>380119
... i think i'm more comfortable with cutting shears then a machete to fix my girlfriends head.

>>380184
... okay, noted. Don't think Silver will get anything accomplished, he's a fat bum. Too low on the government scale to make any big difference with the cuddlebees. Guess i'm lucky to be a part of Don Vicious' army, though it's pretty hard to get in. Dirge puts his old guarda on nails neck. "huh... ew, why are you giving me this?" "To hide your smell." "...okay."
Now, to the sewers to find the doctor and this teacher that's down here also. I hope i don't have to rescue people, i'm totally not used to being a hero.

Dirge and Nails climb down into the sewers, it is rank and smelly concrete with a little walking space and a river of nastiness running in the center. There seem to be 3 paths to take. South, North, and Northwest; which should the duo take?

Didn't Nails tell you the Doc and Teacher are the same person? I mean, really Nails you tell him everything but that? What?

>>380233
you've been telling him, nails didn't say anything about doc

>>380234
I thought we were just suggesting what characters do, not actually talking to them and telling them things!

Bamump 2012/01/16(Mon)16:30 No. 380240 ID: becb83
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>>380239
dirge, help me out here.

Dirge stops for a moment to think. It is true, i can hear everything you're all saying. It's actually pretty common to hear voices of spirits or aliens from faraway. We call it 'heritage' and it's like a power that we are born with. Supposedly because we originated from alien foliage we also have the ability to talk with people, plants or things from different planets and stuff. Some people here can even do crazy magic things. That is also called 'heritage' and is rare... as i hear it from other people anyway. Most of this stuff i would have to ask someone who is smarter, like this teach guy... oh wait, you said he was the doctor... Dirge rubs his temples, "Nails, is this teach guy you're going to learn reading from the doctor?" Nails nods, "I gotta go call him teach so as to not get murdered." Dirge thinks to himself for a moment, "... then i guess we have to go find him then..."

>>380240
go south. don't split up. keep an eye out for sewer people.

>>380254
Oh jeez, sewer people.

I wanna go northwest!

go southleft.

>>380351
No, go clockwise.

>>380397
No, no, go widdershins.

Dirge 2012/01/17(Tue)23:32 No. 380565 ID: becb83
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And so the team of adventurers head south, then thay go west, then even more south. Higgeldy piggeldy to and fro until they are stopped by a most shocking sight!

"HOLY HELL," screams dirge as nails gasps in shock.

Dirge 2012/01/17(Tue)23:39 No. 380570 ID: becb83
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"WWWWWWOAH-HOHOHO," exclaims nails as she gazes in shock, "that thing is HUGE!!! It's even bigger then yours, dirge! How does it even fit in such a small thing!? Is hers made of rubber, i bet it is. I bet sewer people are made of rubber!! I know that thing is WAAAAAAYYYY too big for mine, and i also don't stretch like rubber!"
"..."
"What's the matter dirge? D-did i make you jealous? Don't worry, yours is perfect... it's like... my size, yeah! It's perfect for me and me only and I wouldn't want anybody elses- even if it were that big... and i would doubt it'd fit anyway... woah, like woah."
"Shut up nails," says dirge, "... fucking sewer people... goddamn lack of respect...mumble mumble..."

>>380565
H-hey! Stop looking at me like that! Staring is rude! ;_;

OH! Oh. Um. Shit.

I guess you just need to pass quietly by. Don't make a scene or anything.

Hey, waitaminute. You tree people have genitals?

>>380570

First you bloom and now this? No wonder the cuddle bees are in such high demand! I advise you give it up on this whole mafia thing and just start having a porn fest.

 

alright, listen up. what we're going to do here is messy as hell, and really i hope you have a bucket. Nails is in need of a weapon with a little more reach to make up for her lack of stature, so tonight on voices from beyond, we're going to make her a slingshot.

to do that, we're going to need some rubber and a frame. since getting a frame is going to be the easy part, let's discuss the rubber.

basically sewer people secrete latex, and demonstrate rubber characteristics; we want their blood, and we want as much of it as we can get: the more of it we have, the more things we can do with it and the more chances we have to make things properly.

so once we have enough sewer people blood in whatever container you happen to find, we need it to sit out for a while to harden, and while we wait for it to do that, you can go about making a frame. we're going for simplicity here, so try and find or lash together something with a wide V shape tapering into a single bar.

once you've found your frame and have a bucket of sewer people blood that has hardened a bit, take some of the hardened blood and roll it into a cord, then braid the cord; you will want about 25 - 30 inches of braided cord; tie it from on one of the upper sides and the other end on the other upper side; if you have a piece of cloth about 2x4 you can put it in the center of the braided cord, otherwise simply mark that as the spot you want to put projectiles.

if this works out, there are quite a few other things we can do with the blood of the people who happen to live in the sewers, but this should probably be enough for now.

>>380616

alternatively, use the big guy's dick as a rubber band because apparently it's stretchy and long.

technically yes nails, sewer people are made of rubber.

Nails 2012/01/18(Wed)21:05 No. 380846 ID: becb83
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>Control has switched back to Nails

Oh, hey guys- welcome back. Looks like you freaked dirge out so he shunted the heritage back at me, I'm kinda sad that i didn't get to use his heritage though. It almost felt like if i wanted to i could slow down time to do stuff... but i guess i can't do that now. You should see the face he's making, it's cute.
>>380573
what is that? ... what i know is that boys have seeders and girls have seed cups... that's what the orphanage told me about pollinating, they also said that it is a bad horrible thing to cross-pollinate while married.
>>380597
Funny story, i actually wanted to be a porn-star to try to make easy money... but it turns out that recording machina costs alot, plus I wouldn't know how well I'd be in a porno.
>>380616
... i don't want to interrupt or anything...
>>380674
... I don't think that is rubber... or it doesn't look like it at the moment...
>>380676
wow, i guess that's kewl and stuff... i wonder what pollinating while being rubberry is like... maybe i should ask?

"DAMMIT NAILS, STOP DAWDLING," yells dirge frustratedly. It seems dirge want's to leave this scene be. There are two paths, one that leads west more and another which looks kinda overgrown with strange foliage and smells like a brownie factory.

brownie factory.

Oh, so sewer people is a real thing. Huh.

It's a brownie factory.

How could you NOT want to go there?

How could you even think going the other way?

Good lord there is so much wrong with you. ( ><)

Elephant Guy 2012/01/19(Thu)08:59 No. 380958 ID: beb6d7
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did you just say BROWNIES

Nails 2012/01/24(Tue)00:39 No. 381833 ID: 0a1dbb
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The duo go farther into the sewers, take another left and are met with strange foliage growing from the sewage and an intersection. It splits West and East; the west has a suttle breeze coming from it and the east smells like a confectionery (sweet foods shop). Which direction should Nails and Dirge take?

mmm, food.

>>381833
brownie factory. always the brownie factory.

Nails 2012/01/27(Fri)01:17 No. 382577 ID: 0a1dbb
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The duo walk down the narrow walkway, around a corner, then around another corner. Suddenly they are confronted with 3 of the female sewer people.

smell them. are they made out of brownies?

ask if they know who you are looking for. they don't seem too dangerous, rubber can still be cut if you need to.

>>382577
Ask the one on the right where the brownie factory is. Flirt with her then invite her along. No Jeb smile+wary look? Teammate!

>>382577
DEMAND SEWER BROWNIES! Surely it could be nothing else besides delicious confectionary.

Nails 2012/02/04(Sat)01:31 No. 384237 ID: d12795
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"You, the one that's not giving us the doofus look," yells nails at the sewer person to the right, "Tell me where the brownies are!!!"
Dirge is shocked by the statement that he cannot think of anything to say. The sewer person with the spiky head comes towards you and nails is able to smell a sweet aroma of strudel... or is it a tart... But she does not smell anything like a brownie factory. The sewer person leans in real close to nails.
"Moooooowaaaaaa," says the sewer person. It starts licking nails and nibbling on her clothes. Dirge is still silent, trying to take in what is going on.
"...What the hell are you doing," exclaims nails. The sewer person only replies with another strange noise.

Return the favour.

>>384240


Make Dirge and the other two sewer people join and have a licking contest.

fight off her tongue with your own.

shove her off your face in a way that makes your displeasure about her behaviour very clear.

Nails 2012/02/04(Sat)11:53 No. 384262 ID: d12795
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>>384240
y-yeah... there's nothing wrong with a completely safe lick... a platonic lick... mmmm, cream cheese.

Nails 2012/02/04(Sat)12:05 No. 384264 ID: d12795
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yeah, not like we are naked or anything... well she is bu- !?
The sewer person suddenly grabs nails.

I'm guessing the brownie smell is one of the sewer people then, so start licking random sewer people until you find the brownie one!

You shouldn't grab nails bare-handed! You'll need a tetnis shot!

Nails 2012/02/04(Sat)12:29 No. 384274 ID: d12795
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NO LONGER PLATONIC GUYS, OH MY GOD!!!
>>384244
I'm trying, but i think i just accepted a sewer persons version of the kissing game...

>the kissing game is a sexual challenge between the different genders. The goal of the game is to force the other to break the lip lock. The winner of the kissing game "mounts" the loser. It is mostly taboo for the same gender to play the kissing game due to tradition and law. It is even considered very dangerous amongst sewer people, who have been known to drag similar gendered beings into the sewage to drown or crush them to a powdery pulp. Currently Nails is uknowingly in a dangerous situation.

>>384274
Cunt punt her

>>384274

ew dude, she lives in the sewer. think about where that tongue might have been. that's right man, your mouth is full of sewer people cooties right now.

It amazes me that licking can be platonic for your species

Make her your bitch.

press forward, and try to trip her, get her on her back and you will be in the dominant position.

>>384274
Start scissoring.

Your headwrap is coming undone. I guess you're blooming extra-strong now.

Finger her, then get on top of her if/when she lets go. Invite Dirge into a threesome. Ignore other sewer person completely.

persons*

@this is where the quest gets nsfw@ Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/09(Thu)01:41 No. 385365 ID: d12795
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People voted, and we're going into sexy because even though there are too many lesbians in the worlds, two people specifically voted sexy. Also the main suggestions that fall into that category are x-rated things. This in turns makes the next few updates go into the nsfw zone and requires a specific adult content warning. That's what this is.

>>385365
Check the "Spoiler Image" box for them. Works great.

Get to the cream cheese already!

There goes a somewhat good premisse.

>>385365
Hold on I'll just go ask mom if it's ok to look.

>>385415
It should be fine if it's just safety scissoring.

>>385365
ohgodwhathaveidone.png

...That said, I was mostly joking, but I actually am curious to see just how this would work.

>>385365

Er, uh, well it's... better than getting ground into powder?

1/3 Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/10(Fri)02:07 No. 385589 ID: d12795
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So stick Nails was busy being all girly on the stick sewer person. And stick dirge walked off screen to go somewhere, somewhere that just isn't important enough to care about

2/3 Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/10(Fri)02:10 No. 385590 ID: d12795
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And then nails realizes that they are both girls and that she was doing girly things with a sewer person and it was totally gross. "I can't do this, we are girls and we can't do this cus we are totally girls and girls shouldn't be doing this to each other."
This made the sewer person sad.

3/3 Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/10(Fri)02:15 No. 385592 ID: d12795
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"That doesn't mean we can't be friends, like not the friends that do the dirty things but friends that do friend things. The friend-like friends!!!" and this made the sewer person happy, and they became good friends and the sewer person was not angry at all and did not want to kill nails for doing girly things to her and making the sewer person believe nails was a guy.

Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/10(Fri)02:34 No. 385594 ID: d12795
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Yep, that is exactly how it went. Exactly, and it wasn't just some orchestrated sabotage made by a quest character against there author. Nope, not at all. I do not have the author bound up and am not taking over this quest. Nope, this is totally bamump. And this is a totally legit update. Totally.

Seems legit.

I... uhh... okay?

:c

Oh well, I didn't really expect lesbians to happen. Would've been funny, though.

Anyways, on with the hunt. You still smell brownies or whatever that one you're tracking smells like, right?

>sex is dirty
>homosexuality is something totally wrong
I'll believe in you instead of realizing just how immature and insecure you are, Dirge.

Anyway, I would hate to be a certain "friend" about to be enslaved.

>>385594
face it Dirge you're getting NTR'd by some sewer dwelling wad of sentient creme cheese.

Weren't we doing something... like... finding... some teacher... oh hey, brownies!

Dirge 2012/02/10(Fri)18:12 No. 385673 ID: d12795
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>>385622
>>385620

alright, yes. I am a little jealous that my girlfriend is getting more face time with a strange nasty sewer person. And I'm also still new to this whole lesbians concept, which confuses me since it's not normal for our people. We actually don't have such media in our economy cus we sell krobin girls for that very reason. I hate to say, but I'm still old fashion when it comes to relationships.

Dirge 2012/02/10(Fri)18:16 No. 385674 ID: d12795
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Alright, so now we have nails and the sewer person. What do we call the sewer person?

Call her what she tastes like, Cream Cheese.

call her stretch...hehehe....

Clair, short for eclaire.

Dirge have I ever told you that you are in fact, a better artist and a better story teller?

We have to think everything for you? Fine. They find a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger, an army of sewer people armed with bazookas that worship Cream Cheese and a lifetime supply of brownies.

Dirge 2012/02/10(Fri)22:50 No. 385737 ID: d12795
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So her name is Cream Cheese and it turns out the sewer people worship her as a god. Not only that, but the sewer people have a tank and some bazookas that they don't know how to use. Nails teaches them how to use everything and now has a small army to siege whatever nasty sewer war that she want's. What now?

now? stop writing fanfiction, sheesh, how would they even get a tank down there in the first place?

>>385739

It's a sewer tank, duh.

>>385737

They wage war on the heavily defended brownie factory.

They throw a party in the brownie factory and get mad wasted on noxious sewer fumes.

invade brownie factory
>advicedog.jpg
control brownie market

>What now?
Party hard, of course. In honor of Pixie, who will never be able to attend the party.

Dirge 2012/02/11(Sat)23:01 No. 385992 ID: d12795
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So the sewer tank reaches the sewer brownie factory, there does not seem to be any resistance at all. What should we do next.

>>385754

drop it like it hots, smoke weed erry day, put weed in the giant brownie machine to get the entire town high, hip, happening, and horny, hungry, happy sleepy.
eat special brownies

>>385996

What Dirtbag is implying is you're going to cook your own buds in butter then put the butter in brownies then eat the brownies and then it's fun times for all.

>>385992
Can we get back to the actual quest now?

Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/02/12(Sun)17:49 No. 386111 ID: d12795
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>>386022
Oh hey, something came up. The story will get back on track, but i need to dump the b- ... write some story. Just gimme a sec, it won't be immediately after the time of interruption- that won't be a problem will it? Hope not.

Update soon.

Nails 2012/02/12(Sun)21:35 No. 386170 ID: d12795
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"~and then there was the flood from last week that I had to lock my little hacienda, ... oh I see your shaking off the asphyxiation, very good!"

Nails wakes up in a dark room. Her eyes are having a hard time to adjust. There is a person that nails is unable to make out because it is so dark. Her stomach feels a little sore and she just groans a little.
"Oh, don't worry, I just took the doctors fee out of your organs. Have no fear, it's not like I took anything you don't have a spare of; you know- darbs, gagunas, and a little something for myself."

uhhh, what?

>>386170
it sounds like a seedy black market doctor. make sure you remember to call him teach.

Oh no! The shadowy person stole your gazongas!

Nails 2012/02/12(Sun)22:04 No. 386175 ID: d12795
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"... whut... uh, t-teach?"

The shadowy figure suddenly turns on a light and in a flirtatious male voice he says, "I haven't been called teach since Phatty mugged me in schoolies. You must be one of Silvers people, oh and I am soo very sorry little lady but I can't return what i took."

"w-what happened?"
Doc's facial expression turns forlorn, "I'm not sure what happened prior but it looked as though the sewer person was trying to drown you. Whatever did you do to anger it?"

"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"

Nails 2012/02/12(Sun)22:42 No. 386192 ID: d12795
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"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"

"OHoho, if only I could be as amorous as you... but not so naive. You did a sewer persons version of the kissing game. And since only the girls initiate the game, she must have been plenty angry to find out you were a girl also."
Doc grabs a blanket from outta nowher, "Please dear, you nakedness is showing. We are not sewer people."
"Have you seen my boyfriend? He vanished about the time things got weird."

Doc thinks for a sec, "No, you were the only other krobin I've seen all day. What does he look like?"

"He's just taller then me, where's a black vest and has long downy hair."
Doc takes a longer second to ponder, but just frowns as a response.
"I'm sorry girl, but haven't seen a boy down here other then sewer people. Do you need anything? Maybe some soup or a cup of cokoona? Please feel free to ask for anything."

>>386192
dirge is the one with a gun. if he needs help, you certainly won't be providing it. ask 'teach' about getting learned up, seeing as how that's why you came down here in the first place.

ask what the "little something" for himself was. you wanna keep track of your things.

Aww yeah your plumage is history.

uhh. you wanna learn stuff, right? that's why you were looking for him.

also ask him where the brownie factory is.

Nails 2012/02/16(Thu)03:35 No. 387111 ID: 9933f7
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And so nails begins her questioning of teach.
"w-what is that 'little something' that you mentioned... you know, so I can keep track of what I have."

Doc chuckles to himself, "Oh you adorable little girl, I just made it so you can be pollinated all you want without repercussions such as blooming get in the way. Also, if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"

"...uh... okay, so next question. Where is the brownie factory that I've been smelling?"

Suddenly Teach's expression grows grim. "Sewer people are such horrible creatures, can you believe that they despise me? Well I despise them as well! Hunted bye the horrid things, even have to hide here in this tank... The 'Brownie Factory' that you smell is Avalon- King of the sewer people. He too want's me dead."

Nails waits for a second for Teach's expression to soften before going on, "I actually came down here so you could help me."

"Oh, what is it that I can help you with," replies Doc.

"I need you to teach me how to read."

"... hmmmm," teach goes into deep thought for a few seconds, "You will need to pay for it. But I don't take cash, but I do have a payment in mind. Are you willing to pay for your tutoring?"
Teach waits for an answer.

Welp, at least that's one problem down in the short, sadly it cost you your ability to pass on your genes.

We may as well hear him out. We went through all the trouble we can at least figure out what the payment is.

"will i miss it?"

due come on you took like our vagina parts what more can we even give you

That's pretty horrible. Find a way to get your reproductive organs back.

>>387111
"it's not like I took anything you don't have a spare of"
"if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"
Also, it looks like he took your fucking eye.
Completely aside from this being excessive 'payment' for what amounts to putting on your back and squishing the water out, this guy is a liar, scum, and crazy.

Chop off his legs and neuter him. Tell him he's going to tell you how to get your organs back and you are going to flay him. Explain that how helpful he is in regaining your organs determines if he'll die before or after the flaying.

>>387156
That is the Doc in the picture broseph.

Nails 2012/02/18(Sat)23:20 No. 387656 ID: 9933f7
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Nails is utterly disgusted that the teacher just confessed to stealing her genitalia and alot of her other organs. "What the hell, you took my seed cup parts, what else could I possibly give you!"
"Well," the doctor attempts to reply, "I wasn't gonna ask for another organ- i was gonna ask fo-"
Nails suddenly interrupts, " Speaking of organs, i want them all back! I was told to beat you up if i wanted you to help me with reading.... I might just do that anyway!"

The doctor flinches at the thought and walks into the shadows, "I'm a lonely person. Aside from the sewer females there hasn't been a girl down here in soooo long. I was going to ask you if you were willing to give me your body for a few moments." Nails is utterly disgusted. "Heh, i believe then i must show you something else then... and no, you won't get anything."

jump him before he does anything. mad doctors have traps and shit all over.

beat the shit out of him

>>387656
After we're done with him, we're going to track down that female sewer person and kill her for trying to kill us and getting us into this situation.

There's going to be soooo much pain. Just how much ass are you going to kick tonight? ALL OF IT! That King Avalon can have some fucking kicked ass too! It's going to be such a gourmet of ass kicking. Shit, you can't even buy your parts back in the future? Is that against his policy or did he seriously take them out in a way where they can't be put back in? If the latter, why? You could have gotten a good customer! That is so inefficient.

There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.

>>387656
"Lyin' scumbag! Ya said ya only took spares!"
Beat the shit out of him. Twice.

Nails 2012/02/18(Sat)23:56 No. 387663 ID: 9933f7
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>>387660
>There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.

Hell yes there is, this guy is totally getting it for not being reasonable and grossing me out!!!
>>387657
Nails gets ready to pounce on the doctor when suddenly he turns on a blinding light, brighter then the one in the center of the room.
His shadow shows a placid coy little smile as he says, "This wall is my showcase. Starting from the bottom right- whose eyes i took and even implanted into my head- are the sewer people i have killed. The ones who have hunted me and I have bested. These are the ones who have offered there skins and organs to me for my pursuit of medical science. The wall that they are mounted on is made of ceramic, not the original wall of the tank. This room actually goes farther beyond this wall, where i keep my experiments- along with my yet to be finished cloak. This is what I'm asking you... no, THIS IS WHAT I'M TAKING FROM YOU- I am taking your skin to finish my cloak. I am taking your organs so to keep my freaks alive. I am taking your eyes to make a lavish dinner. But before all of that, I'll be raping you to satisfy a hunger that eyes cannot!"
Nails has suddenly lost the motivation to fight, she now only has fear in her heart.

Ok new plan

First GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

Then find Dirge, and get him to beat the shit out of this sick freak

>>387663
you are in over your head. give up, give in, get what you came here for, and remember you're doing it for pixie.
you didn't think this was going to be easy, did you?
(on a side note, you need to do a training montage nails. you've proven time and again that pretty much every situation is too much of a situation for you.)

get past him and open the door to that thing behind him, it will go after him first.

>>387677
he's not going to leave her alive after this. that said if he kills sewer people I doubt you could take him, so running like hell might be a good idea.

"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your dick. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"

Rape him first

it brandishes the machete or it gets the hose again

two things all the people telling nails to run and or fight need to consider

1: she's specifically naked right now. as in no machete, no clothing, just a sheet from >>386192 .

2: she just woke up from surgery. Doc has already cut her open and pulled shit out of her. Surgery fucks you up for months, and she just woke up.

>>387775
Don't give bamump facts that could be detrimental to the situation for our character! He could have thought about thislike in a regular narative, like in Fear 2 where Beckett wakes from fucking psychic brain surgery raring to fucking go and shoot some clones into tiny bits.

>>387783
but seriously, Nails, before or as you miraculously run around in the nude, point out the man has a past positive relationship with Don Silver's group and that you were pointed here with trust that you could learn here. He rapes and kills you, he could have another faction out to get him. One that he was previously on friendly terms with! She may be low-tier, but many conflicts start with low-tier causes. This right here is terrible diplomatic behavior that is NOT professional in any form of either a teacher or a doctor.

Nails 2012/02/19(Sun)21:38 No. 387833 ID: 8adfab
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>"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your seeder. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"

Doc shrugs and replies, "Accidents happen, I'll tell him that I found one of his courier girls dead in the sewers. Society above ground doesn't allow me to explore my hobbies and my mother is dead. I don't care if it's immoral to rape a krobin girl or a sewer girl, but I know for a fact that you will be easier to take advantage of because of the lack of your organs... and also that you did not travel in a group, so i don't have to worry about people trying to kill me." Doc ponders to himself for a second, "Actually, I don't see you as too threatening. Maybe I'll keep you alive as a pollination pet, still tell fatty that you're dead. Yeah, I think I'll do that."
Doc starts walking towards nails with his arms raised as if to subdue her.

wait until he almost has you then step FORWARD and headbutt him, then kick him in the pollinator.

Try and make some kind of distraction in order to create an opening so you can get the fuck out of there

well, he said he isn't going to kill you, and you aren't exactly in a position where you can do anything about it. so once again;
give up, give in, try again later. maybe he'll teach you to read anyway.

>>387884
what? he just said he is going to rape the shit out of us.

hmmm... grab anything weaponizable nearby. note route to exit.

>>387833
"Seriously, a brothel would rock your cock way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'sex pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)01:08 No. 388081 ID: 53aede
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>>387899
blanket is weaponizable, I'm using that.
>>387834
that might work.
>>387848
but this might work better.

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)01:23 No. 388082 ID: 53aede
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>"Seriously, a brothel would rock your seeder way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'pollen pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."

Doc pauses for a moment then replies with a subtle chuckle, ".... not interested."
>nails needs an action, NOW

throw blanket as slight distraction, then follow up with combo crotch kick.

Throw blanket.

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)02:00 No. 388085 ID: 53aede
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Nails immediately throws the blanket and runs towards the door without looking back. There is a strange cacophony of popping and grinding sounds, similar to that of bones. She pays it no mind and departs from the horrible place with the screams of doc left in the wake.
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, GIRL!! YOU ARE MINE AND I'LL GET YOU BACK DEAD OR ALIVE!
The sewers split in three directions, northwest has a small hint of the brownie factory, I can smell alot of fruit coming from directly north, and there is a breeze towards the northeast.

>>388085
go northwest towards the smell of brownie factory. if we're lucky the king of the sewer people will wreck doc for us.

since girls are the ones who start the kissing game with sewer people you don't have to worry about THEM raping you.

you might want to stay the fuck away from sewer people territory. you know, because one of them tried to murder you recently. go northeast, where the chances of running into her are the lowest.

I would head towards the smell of the fruit
Didn't you say that the females of your species smell like fruit?
If you head that way you're at least going towards your own people, and I'm not certain how favorable the sewer people would be feeling towards you right now since one tried to kill you earlier

Goddamn, that was dark.

Fruity smells.

Nails 2012/02/23(Thu)00:11 No. 388467 ID: 5b911e
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Nails runs as fast as she can, her chest hurting more fierce then any hurt she has ever gotten. She believes that safety can only be found at the end of the fruit smelling trail and so she runs with every ounce of energy she has. She makes it to a sewer exit and climbs up like a spider, as she bursts out of the sewers she falls over onto the cool pavement. The fantastic pavement, Nails suddenly takes the initiative to faint.

>You have now switched control over to Matches

Matches drops her cigarette. What the hell is this?

>>388467
this is thursday, the day after wednesday.
if it was wednesday it would be a naked guy coming out of the sewer. but because it's thursday, it's naked lady night.

Hi new person!
Can you hide the nude person before the mad scientist tries to get her again?

it's someone who needs your help.

Well obviously it's someone who needs your help
So hurry up and get her inside or hide her somewhere before whats chasing comes out after her

And get the girl some clothes

turn her over and see the stitches on her stomach. put her in a jar of dirt with a light.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)17:47 No. 388574 ID: 5b911e
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"Hey pops, I have a friend who needs to use the bath tub upstairs."

"What is that I hear? My good for nothing daughter has returned from her umpteenth smoke break just to demand that one of her good for nothing friends uses the bathroom? Even after her elderly father is forced to clean the store up all by his lonesome? I am dissapointed in you, your brother would help me more then you do."

"Shut the hell up old man...I'll help you as soon as I get my girl all cleaned up."

"Feh, your brother wouldn't have misplaced priorities... he might have similar party hardy young friends, but he would help his father befo-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE! , he'll be back soon and you know it..."

"...fine, hurry up then."

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)18:22 No. 388576 ID: 5b911e
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Damn old man and his horrible-ness. Acts like just throwing those words around wont affect me... HELL I'M NO BUM OR ANYTHING, stupid grumpy asshole. If only things didn't happen...

I hope it's worth something to drag this crazy piece off the streets. Who is this nudite, anyway? What's exactly stopping me from throwing her back out when she wakes up?

Maybe she's related to one of those weird sewer rapist surgeon monster horror story rumor going around these days. But who knows~
I mean, you did see the fresh stitches around her groin right?

>>388576

Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets

But if that's no enough motivation for you, then think about this, she was obviously in some kind of trouble and for all you know she could be rich or have rich friends or good connections, and if you help her there could be some kind of reward in it for you

And regardless of whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one, maybe she could help put at the store or something for a little while and get the old man off of your back
Or if not that then help you out with something else that you need

>>388576
Because you want to play the kissing game with her and you aren't sure why.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)20:15 No. 388590 ID: 5b911e
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>>388578
I did look her over, but she was mud patched pretty well. And those things are durable.
>>388583
>Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets
guys, I am no good person. I've maimed a few courtiers in my day, plus I got a secret that tarnishes my angel wings and would send me to hell instantly.

>whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one
hmmmmmmmm, finding a use for her sorry life will require some thought... and a cigarette.

>>388588
I want to slap your shit, and I don't think your sure why.

I guess your those advice guys, so come up with a few good ideas to put this slacker to work. She looks pretty scrawny and needs lots of hard labor.