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371233 No. 371233 ID: e75391

Ask me Questions!
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No. 371235 ID: 165285

Roll for initiative!
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No. 371236 ID: 9c7c3b

How derp are you?
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No. 371237 ID: e75391
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371237

>>371236
How derp am I? I'm so derp that I once derped with a herp.
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No. 371238 ID: 165285

What's the inventory look like?
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No. 371239 ID: e75391
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371239

>>371238
You have a gun with no ammo, a banana, a spatula, and a key with some kind of symbol on it.
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No. 371241 ID: 784dcc

What are the numbers for?
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No. 371243 ID: 1854db

>>371239
Stick the banana in your ear.
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No. 371244 ID: e75391

>>371241
The numbers are boxes, each with their own individual number.
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No. 371246 ID: e75391
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371246

>>371243
lolk
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No. 371248 ID: 784dcc

So open the boxes.
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No. 371249 ID: e75391
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371249

>>371248
Opening box number 1
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No. 371250 ID: e75391
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371250

>>371249
Inside you find a baby monkey!
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No. 371253 ID: 2c5fd5

>>371233
Cram the monkey into the gun. Use his simian shapeshifting powers to use him as ammunition for the gun.
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No. 371254 ID: e75391
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371254

>>371253
Done.
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No. 371255 ID: e75391
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371255

A new layout of the inventory
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No. 371256 ID: 165285

Box #2?
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No. 371257 ID: e75391
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371257

>>371256
Opening box #2...
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No. 371258 ID: e75391
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371258

>>371257
Porkchops!!!
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No. 371259 ID: 1854db

Eat porkchops.
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No. 371260 ID: e75391
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371260

>>371259
You eat one of the pork chops and feel full.
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No. 371261 ID: 2c5fd5

BOX THREE, BITCH OPEN THAT SHIT.
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No. 371262 ID: e75391
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371262

>>371261
lolk
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No. 371264 ID: e75391
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371264

>>371262
Inside you find...stairs? O_o
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No. 371265 ID: 2c5fd5

Take some of the stairs. We may need them later.
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No. 371268 ID: e75391

>>371265
These stairs cannot be be takin, they are connected to the ground.
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No. 371270 ID: 784dcc

Take the stairs by descending them.
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No. 371273 ID: e75391
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371273

>>371270
You go down the stairs and come to a dark room.
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No. 371274 ID: ad6fa6

Check next to the door for a switch
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No. 371275 ID: 1854db

>>371273
Fumble around for a lightswitch.
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No. 371277 ID: e75391
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371277

>>371274
>>371275
You finds a light switch, which reveals a cheese wheel and a lockbox on a podium.
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No. 371279 ID: ad6fa6

take cheese
unlock box
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No. 371280 ID: 784dcc

use key on lockbox
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No. 371282 ID: e75391
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371282

>>371279
>>371280
You take the cheese, memorized by it's size. and deliciousness.
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No. 371283 ID: e75391
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371283

>>371280
>>371279
and then you go open the lockbox lawl.
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No. 371284 ID: 165285

>>371273

Wait, wait, wait. Why don't we have a shadow?
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No. 371285 ID: e75391
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371285

>>371280
>>371279
You find a crudely drawn baby crocodile! And he looks hungry.
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No. 371287 ID: e75391
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371287

>>371284
Because derp that's why.
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No. 371291 ID: ad6fa6

feed that fucker some chops
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No. 371292 ID: 830499

>>371233

Eat da cheese.
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No. 371296 ID: e75391
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371296

>>371291
He feeds the baby croc a pork chop.
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No. 371297 ID: e75391
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371297

>>371296
The croc reacts to the porkchop and turns into the CROCROCKLAUNCHER!!!
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No. 371300 ID: e75391
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371300

>>371292
Gladly he begins to eat the cheese.
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No. 371303 ID: e75391
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371303

>>371300
You have acquired the cheese helmet!
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No. 371305 ID: ad6fa6

go back upstairs i guess if there's nothing left
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No. 371327 ID: e75391
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371327

>>371305
You seem confused, the way back up reveals a new door, and the 1st and 2nd boxes missing...
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No. 371417 ID: 2c5fd5

That door will feel my lacy, lavender scented wrath as we walk through it. GO THROUGH THAT FUCKING DOOR.
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No. 372069 ID: 830499

>>371233

WAIT. Do a spot check first and search the immediate area. Keep the gun ready. Someone or something took boxes one and two, and he/she/it may not be friendly. He/she/it may still be around.
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No. 372641 ID: 0e2986

Haha, this is funny. Use your powers of DERP to frighten off wouldbe assailants!
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