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367145 No. 367145 ID: aebc1f

This is tied to the Crusade Time story. It starts Ten years before the events of Crusade time.
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No. 367146 ID: aebc1f
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367146

"...huff... brrrrr... so'cold..."
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No. 367147 ID: be1879

What are you doing?
Get out of the cold!
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No. 367148 ID: aebc1f
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367148

"Hey, kid... you must be an orphan. Want something to eat? I think i have some spare bread on me."

"hmmm? R-really?"

"Of course, now lets see a smile. I really want to brighten my day up so a smile would be perfect."

*smiles*

OH MY GAWD, I-its... it's a b-big rabbit boy... It's... just so adorable.... OH NO, WHAT DO I DO, I SUDDENLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING!!!
>____
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No. 367149 ID: 453e62

you were gonna feed the bunny.
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No. 367152 ID: da696f

You were going to your soul sucking job at the mines where you barely get paid.
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No. 367155 ID: c7b6c2

>>367148
You were on your way to avenge your father against the street gangs that took his life. But who the fuck cares about that, IT'S A BUNNY!
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No. 367160 ID: aebc1f
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367160

"Aaaaaawwww, you're so cute. Here you are. Hey little guy, you wanna come with me to the mines? You can help me out and then later i'll take you home, how does that sound?"
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No. 367162 ID: aebc1f
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367162

"... um... i don't wanna. You're kinda creepy, and i don't like deep dark places."

WHAT!?
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No. 367165 ID: aebc1f
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367165

"AHAHAHAHA, why if you ain't the cutest thing i ever laid eyes upon."

me... creepy!? OH this poor child, he must have been on the streets for soo long that he doesn't know what a beautiful woman looks like. I MUST REMEDY THIS!!! I should convince him to come with me... maybe that would take too long. Oh I know, i'll force him to stay with me... no no, then i'd be a child abductor. Maybe chat him up, or probably use force? Which should i do?

>___
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No. 367167 ID: 55f0cc

You're hopeless already, all other maneuver would be nothing but a lie. Force your way!
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No. 367172 ID: 2f7f74

Force that little boy of course!
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No. 367173 ID: 453e62

explain you have plenty of food. does he want to stay out here instead of inside somewhere?
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No. 367176 ID: a273e2
367176

>>367173
It may not be very fancy, but at least it's filling. And not to mention it would be better to be out of the wind.
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No. 367180 ID: a273e2

>>367176
And don't forget his name! Musn't forget that.
He ends up as the leader of the crusades, doesn't he?
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No. 367183 ID: aebc1f
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367183

"Come now, little bunny, i have plenty of food for the both of us at my house. And it's the middle of winter, it's at least better then sitting out here in the blizzard like cold. It's not very fancy, but I'm sure it's better then sitting in the snow with only a blanket for warmth."

"... hmmmm, you do have a point. ... But you're still kinda creepy, so i dunno."
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No. 367184 ID: aebc1f

>>367180
... nope, sorry.
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No. 367186 ID: 55f0cc

This child is obviously delirious because of fever! He has no ability to judge, anyway! Be a responsible adult and kidnap him!
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No. 367187 ID: 453e62

"well why am i creepy? is it because i am being nice?"
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No. 367198 ID: aebc1f
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367198

>This child is obviously delirious because of fever! He has no ability to judge, anyway! Be a responsible adult and kidnap him!

"Hehehehehe."

"W-wha... Whait, no, i'm sorry. AAAAHHH!"
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No. 367199 ID: aebc1f
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367199

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No. 367203 ID: aebc1f
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367203

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-OOMPHA"
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No. 367205 ID: aebc1f
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367205

"...Y-you uh... y-you weren't wearing anything? Um... I-i guess i could make you some clothes, cus I'm no savage... A-and, it's not like I want rabbit sausage just... just, uh, dangling around and stuff... OH, AND A NAME! You need a name! My name is Starshroi, you obviusly need a name... and maybe i can label your clothes when i get done making them?"

>____
name this rabbit
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No. 367207 ID: 1854db

Jacob.
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No. 367209 ID: 453e62

meltea
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No. 367210 ID: 55f0cc

Nanabozho. Nana, for short.
Anyway, you need to give him a bath. Then lie down with him to provide some warmth.
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No. 367216 ID: aebc1f
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367216

A bath? THAT'D BE THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!

"Come here little melty jacob, you is gunna ged aww washed up. yezz yu izz, oh yezz yu izzz."

"HUH, WAIT NO!!! AAAHHHH, HELP- RAPE, SOMEBODY, HELLLLLLP!!"

"You iz such a fussy bunny, come on widdle melty jacob- listen to mama and be a good boy."
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No. 367223 ID: aebc1f
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367223

"H-HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DO-mrfffl erffle brgglemurf errf"

"And now i'm gunna make you all dry and fluffy and cuddly and stuff."
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No. 367225 ID: aebc1f
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367225

"And then i'll put you into the blankets so as to get you ready for night night time."
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No. 367226 ID: aebc1f
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367226

"Don't worry widdle melty jacob, mama will be there soon to keep you nice and warm. But mommy has to ged dressed for bed first."

"n-Now hold on... what do you think i am!? I'm not some sort of pet that you can just..."
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No. 367231 ID: aebc1f
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367231

"j-just... like... u-um... woah."

the rabbit is having problems finding his words, help him out please
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No. 367240 ID: 55f0cc

Shutter like every healthy boy! Hide your sexual arousal! Stop fighting! Accept your fate!
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No. 367245 ID: 148c73

>>367240

The man is a fool and a coward! The moment she leaves chew up all her socks and poop in the closet!
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No. 367246 ID: 3a0045

i'm quite sure you are not disliking wath you se...
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No. 367257 ID: 55f0cc

>>367245
Fat chance! She's changing RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! He will panic more than ever in all his brief life! The expectation will CONSUME his little and bouncy heart! TOO BAD! Now that she has so cute and beautiful creature beside her, that she's no longer alone, she will sleep heavily as a ROCK and soundly as a DRUKEN ORC! What!? Thought he would have an INCESTUOUS AND SPICY night!? Not so fast, bucko! She's a poor and lonely woman that every day work to death in the mines! Hey, rabbit boyo! Welcome to the hell called PUBERTY!
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No. 367263 ID: da696f

Scurry around eating up all her lettuce and berries! That'll show her to think twice about kidnapping little boys.
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No. 367271 ID: 55f0cc

>>367263
Lettuce and berries in the winter? Fool! The beautiful, lonely and somewhat crazy Starshroi gives you name, roof, food, care, warmth and love! And you want to end with her hard earned rations for this winter? May a thousand curses fall over you!
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No. 367272 ID: e55966

or you know, you could go back out into the cold
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No. 367274 ID: 453e62

stutter a lot and pass out from hyper ventilating.
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No. 367284 ID: 528bf9

bleed out your nose and stain her bed
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No. 367310 ID: 3ff79f

>>367271
Hey hey hey man. I'm grateful and all for her help but I'm not going to be weighed down by some crazy broad. Were a rambling rabbit, and as you know a rolling stone gathers no moss, so let's get the he'll outta here.
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No. 367320 ID: 55f0cc

>>367310
Have to agree with you on that! Let's roll!
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No. 367352 ID: aebc1f
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367352

>>367240
>>367245
>>367257
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No. 367353 ID: aebc1f
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367353

>>367263
>>367271
"u-uh... um"
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No. 367354 ID: aebc1f
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367354

>>367310
>>367320
"...y-YEAH, LIKE A REAL MAN!!!"
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No. 367355 ID: aebc1f
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367355

>>367274
>>367284
[color= red] MANLY FAINTING TECHNIQUE[/color]
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No. 367357 ID: aebc1f
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367357

pffffffffffft, he's so cute i'm glad i sto- adopted... adopted him. I wonder what the little guy is thinking about.
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No. 367359 ID: 453e62

probably your tits.
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No. 367361 ID: 55f0cc

>>367357
ABOUT BEING A REAL MAN!
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No. 367362 ID: aebc1f
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367362

"don't worry jacob, you'll be safe here. Mama star will take real good care of you, so there's nothing to fret or worry about. Tomorrow after work i'll make you up some clothing so you wont catch anything, plus i don't want you wandering around naked. You have a good night little guy."


is there any last things needed to be taken care of before morning?
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No. 367365 ID: 55f0cc

>>367362
Discuss the terms of the kidna... Discuss the relationship! Consensual and harmless relationship!
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No. 367366 ID: e55966

not rape
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No. 367367 ID: 453e62

have dream that ends up with the both of you in a compromising position.
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No. 367370 ID: 3ff79f

>>367355
How can I
Make a man
OUT OF YOOOOOUUU!
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No. 367383 ID: 4bc7e6

>>367367
this

All in all you owe her some gratitude, whisper "thanks" before going to sleep.(be cute about it)
enjoy what's probably the warmest night's rest you've had in a while.
if you're not comfortable just hug up against her chest, if you need space just apologize for possible kicking in your sleep.
We can plan escaping (if that's really what you want) tomorrow when she's gone.
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No. 367395 ID: 55f0cc

Get out! Today she kidnaps you, tomorrow she transforms you into a pet, after that you wake up as a sex slave! Run before she asks your hand in marriage!
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No. 367408 ID: aebc1f
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367408

"hmmph... hmph, if you're taking care of me- you better do a damn good job. It's cold outside, and i don't wanna go back out there."
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No. 367409 ID: aebc1f
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367409

"... Of course... ofcourse..."

>>367395
too late
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No. 367410 ID: 4bc7e6

>>367408
>>367409
Daw...
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No. 367415 ID: aebc1f
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367415

[bamump] alright folks, this picture is a potential pause moment. IE: i dunno if i will update at all for the rest of the night or not. I'm putting it here to say that I might not, so the next time you guys will catch an update if i don't today will be... the day after tomorrow. 2011/11/24 around the same time hopefully. so anywho, i guess see you guys at the next update.
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No. 367424 ID: e55966

this contract is sealed
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No. 367887 ID: aebc1f

alrighty, so it'll still be a few minutes before i start throwing down some story, but here is a friendly bump to say "happy thanksgiving ~ from everyone in Crusade Time."
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No. 367907 ID: aebc1f
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367907

"......... hm, what a total failure. They were crafty bastards. Welp, guess I'll just wait til i bleed to death then.

?....! LANKS, BRING ME MY ARM- I've decided not to die today! Where's that potion, limbs don't reattach themselves."
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No. 367908 ID: aebc1f
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367908

"I'll be damned if i see my mother again so soon... Lanks, what happened to my shoulder? NO, BAD WARG, you are going to the box when we get home."
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No. 367910 ID: aebc1f
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367910

"... zubba da vada, what... uh... oh it's morning... what am i supposed to do today?"
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No. 367912 ID: 453e62

breakfast for 2!
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No. 367918 ID: 55f0cc

>>367907
"Just a flesh wound!"

>>367910
Don't wake up your sweetheart! Make the most joyful breakfast ever!
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No. 367927 ID: c71597

>>367910
Time for breakfest before another dreary joyless day of working down in the dank mines. Hopefully you're not a hurrier. Pulling mine carts in spaces too small to stand up in is rather bothersome.
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No. 367955 ID: aebc1f
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367955

"That's right... i do have a cutey to take care of. Breakfast, wonder what he would like? I haven't felt so giddy since i was a teen, maybe i'll dress up today or put my hair up... So many things to do, What should make for breakfast. And most importantly, what shoule i wear?"
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No. 367958 ID: f3c121

>>367955
nothing yet, your still in your own home. or, if its cold, a bathrobe.

feed him a delicious tuna melt.

that wasn't actually intended to have any sexual connotations, but sexual connotations make everything more exiting.
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No. 367959 ID: c71597

>>367955
An apron. That is all. As for what you should make, something a bit more luxourious than what you usually make would probably be good to celebrate the new addition to the household.
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No. 367967 ID: 55f0cc

>>367955
Dress as the badass motherfucker you are! Goddamned bacon with more bacon for breakfest! This little prick needs to man the shit up!
However, I recommend fruits, bread and cheese. Put on your Sunday clothes. Enchant him with modesty and affection.
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No. 368052 ID: 54fd27

>>367959
Bingo. by the way, did your precious little bunny boy ever give you his name?
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No. 368058 ID: 1854db

>>368052
We named him Jacob.

Also since it is not apparently your intent to seduce the adorable bunny kid (or at least, you haven't SAID so), wear something motherly or casual.
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No. 368070 ID: c9b053

wear an apron to cover your normal clothes, wouldnt want to get blood on your clothes now would you? cook something nice and bloody young men love that. dont worry about making a mess, its not like he think your creepy right?
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No. 368196 ID: aebc1f
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368196

>sexual connotations make everything more exciting
>An apron. That is all
>This little prick needs to man the shit up!
>not apparently your intent to seduce the adorable bunny kid (or at least, you haven't SAID so)

...am i really thinking this? ... Do I want this one as my spouse? i-I'm twenty eight winters old... and he's... he's like what... ten, maybe twelve winters? ... I... I don't even know...
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No. 368197 ID: aebc1f
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368197

Dammit, if it wasn't for all the men being afraid of Baron Moria Disease I would already have a spouse my age. If it wasn't for Baron Moria Disease, I wouldn't have to have moved from my old home due to exile!

... Why does this have to be the thing that kills me, i hate being crazy.... why won't it go away...
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No. 368199 ID: aebc1f
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368199

... i guess i'll think about this issue...
Do i really want to go to work today, i hate mining... i hate everyone...


I wish i could be cute and innocent again, just like you jacob...
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No. 368201 ID: da696f

You'd better get that breakfast cooking. It would make a better impression on him as a more mother like figure rather than the creepy lady who touches his forehead while he sleeps.
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No. 368205 ID: 453e62

yeah, i dunno about everyone else but you seem like you want to be a mom rather then wife. so put 150% into that.
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No. 368207 ID: 252e1b

>>368197

Alright I'll bite, what's Baron Moria Disease?
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No. 368213 ID: aebc1f
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368213

[Bamump] gasp- someone is actually asking about it. Hold on, let me look it up....

alright, here it is.

Baron Moria Diseas- /see Voice Baron's Curse/

alright... Ah, here we go.

Voice Baron's Curse: A magical disease which deteriorates the mind at a slow rate, slowly causing the infected to go insane and inevitably die. The first noted case is taken by Royal Physician Marxus Rollando on the study of Infected Baron Julius Moria. Baron Moria's infliction was unknown for the majority of his youth, until one day (he states) he started doing things unusual- began to stray from his habitual life routines. (As he states) He began doing nonsensical things as if guided by someone else, things such as putting on war garb and attacking dogs in the street. Eventually his actions started to become hostile, sometimes beneficial and sometimes not. Eventually he believed he was on some sort of quest or adventure and decided to do just that. Guided by his strange urges he conquered lands and became the baron of a small country. At the age of twenty three he started hearing voices which coincided with his urges telling him what to do and suggesting actions that he should take. Unbeknownst to him, these voices were the manifestation of his psyche deteriorating at a phenomenal level, and finally at the age of twenty nine he died of brain hemorrhages. It is said that the last words to come from Baron Moria were that he had finally ended his quest and all the audience were applauding it.

There have been many cases of the Voice Baron's Curse, some popping up in isolated regions such as the gnoll camps in the desert lands or in the more populated areas like the case of a kobold bard in the southern continent of Kaminea Dorukus.

Symptoms of this curse are sudden dis-use of wisdom in logic based thinking, Voices of one or many suggesting to take actions that harm or help the infected, or urges to do things that one would not normally do.

There is no cure for this curse, nor any magical remedy, for it is said that the curse is selective in its hosts.

Extra Notes: Once the infected reaches the mental state in which they hear voices, their life expectancy drops immediatly- in some cases only six to eight years.


well then... that is one interesting read. So, i guess that's what Baron Moria Disease is... okay then, i guess i'll take my leave and continue the quest.
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No. 368214 ID: aebc1f
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368214

>>368201
>>368205

"... Breakfast, that's right... need to feed a growing boy!"

Dress and then make breakfast!!!
so sandwiches and maybe steak? anything else?
don't let the disease get to you guys, that's what this quest is about- we still have to continue
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No. 368216 ID: 0d7a83

>>368214
EGGS.

>>368213
We cause brain hemorrhages?! D:
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No. 368220 ID: 55f0cc

>>368213
Don't tell me that Jacob has the same problem! What have you done! Now I can never look at /quest/ as before! Damnit! She'll be the most awesome and happy mother than any other! She'll be the proud mother of an awesome and cute hero! NO! I'M NOT CRYING!

>>368214
Rabbits have a unique and delicate innards! He needs fiber! Hay! A lot of hay! Alfalfa, radish, pumpkin and clover sprouts! Apple, pineapple, melon, raspberries and strawberries! Fresh, washed and good vegetables and fruits! No seeds or pits!
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No. 368234 ID: da696f

he probably would be able to eat pancakes, he did eat that bread after all.
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No. 368243 ID: de7eea

Hrm, so we need to find a method of preventing brain hemorrhaging. I wonder if they have rings of regeneration in this setting.
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No. 368300 ID: cdb8cb

Baron Moria Disease.

Living outside the mines.

The Baron Moria.

The mines.

THE MINDS OF Royal Physician Marxus Rollando
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No. 368301 ID: cdb8cb

Baron Moria Disease.

Living outside the mines.

The Baron Moria.

The mines.

THE MINES OF Royal Physician Marxus Rollando
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No. 368303 ID: cdb8cb

>>368300
>>368301

fffuuu
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No. 368314 ID: de7eea

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No. 368592 ID: aebc1f
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368592

Alright, clothes and breakfast ready. I even made something for jacob to wear. Speaking of which, look who's up already.... "Aww, good morning widdle melty jacob. Did you have a good nights sleep? What'd you dream about?"

"mumble grumble, wha... oh... you don't wanna know."

"Come on jacob, i really do want to know. Did you have a nightmare?"

"... no... still, you don't want to know. It'd be a nightmare if i told you- Oh look, what's this?"

"Those are clothes that i made, can i have you put them on before you sit at the table? It'd be... distracting if you sat naked at the table. Thank you!"
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No. 368593 ID: aebc1f
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368593

"Uh... lady-"
"Please, call me mom. You're gonna be my son from now on, so I would very much appreciate it if you called me mom."
"s-sure... uh, mom? These pants are kinda big, and i don't have a place to stick by mutsy out."

"...'Mutsy'? ...j-jacob, you're not supposed to have that sticking out... that's the reason for wearing clothes."

"What are you talking about, no i mean my mutsy... you know, rabbit tail. That little pom on my butt..."
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No. 368594 ID: 453e62

oh of course. get some scissors and tell him to lay on his belly, then cut a hole for it.
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No. 368595 ID: 55f0cc

>>368593
See how much you need to modify the waist. Mark a spot, ask him to take the pants for a moment, make a hole. It's dangerous to sew when someone is still wearing the clothes.

Anyway, enjoy this moment to discuss what he likes to do. Little Jacob needs some education and activities for his future and to keep him busy while you're working.
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No. 368596 ID: aebc1f
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368596

"O-oh, I uh didn't know if you uh had a cute name for your... y-your... nevermind then. So, uh, you call your tale a 'Mutsy'? Why is that?

"By the jabberwok, this is just gonna turn into an uncomfortable moment. Soon we'll be naked again."

"w-whut?"

"Nothing, nothing at all. What are you doing back there anyway?"

"I'm cutting a whole in your breaches so you can stick your mutsy out."
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No. 368598 ID: 55f0cc

>>368596
Goddamnit, woman! Can't you stop to listen a little!?
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No. 368599 ID: aebc1f
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368599

>Anyway, enjoy this moment to discuss what he likes to do. Little Jacob needs some education and activities for his future and to keep him busy while you're working.

"s-so, uh, do you have anything that you do for fun? Any games that you like to play? Do you like hoop and stick? I think i might have something like that in the closet."

"Mom, hoop and stick is for the rich people. I think the other kids play... uh... marbles, that's right. Yeah, i think they play marbles, but i dunno what i like for a game to play... i haven't been able to play any."

Help starshroi come up with something for jacob to do on his free time
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No. 368601 ID: 453e62

jump rope? checkers? GO?
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No. 368606 ID: da696f

When i was his age we'd always play butts up with a tennis ball, we'd come up with different move and stuff, it was great fun. Its not as sexual as it sounds though.
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No. 368607 ID: 55f0cc

>>368599
Ten, maybe twelve winters? Good age to become an apprentice. In this way he would learn a trade and would have some guarantee of a better future. The neighborhood is good, full of kids? Anyway, Melty should be free to explore and discover things for himself. Just be alert to any change of behavior and injury.

It's also important to play with him when you have some time. Card game, perhaps? Board games, like chess? Reading? After a day of work, you'll probably be too tired for any physical activity. It's interesting to look for something that is relaxing for both. If you have money, consider enrolling him in a school. Otherwise, you'll have to educate him yourself, with whatever you can buy/find.

>>368601
>jump rope?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TRLtIYwWM
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No. 368630 ID: c71597

>>368599
Well he can probably hang out with some of the other kids in the area and figure something out. Or they will just beat on him and he will have to run away from them. Either way someone is entertained and busy.
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No. 368635 ID: 55f0cc

Wait a minute! Stop the presses! Embrace this rabbit boy! Now! Say that now he'll have many chances to play! That he's not alone anymore!
And no silly hand, Mistress Star!
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No. 368647 ID: 54fd27

>>368635
Agreed, there is always opportunity to comfort and hug! But his getup needs some headwear.
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No. 368829 ID: aebc1f
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368829

"Come on widdle jacob, you have plenty of time to find a new game to play. We'll stay here and live happily ever after."

Knock knock

"It seems there's someone at the door, we'll come up with a neat new game when i shoo away this visitor."
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No. 368830 ID: aebc1f
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368830

"What the hell do you wa-ha ha...Reverend Barnabus, Hi!!... what graces you to my door, is it a blessing from Pelor?"

"Hello Starshroi, someone told me that they saw you taking an orphan into your custody. I wanted to see if the rumor was true. Be honest with me star... Do you have a child in there?"

SLAM
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No. 368831 ID: aebc1f
File 132264712461.jpg - (15.08KB , 322x270 , 38.jpg )
368831

WHATAIDO-WHATAIDO-WHATAIDO

"JACOB, HIDE NOW! DON'T BE SEEN UNTIL I'M DONE, NOT EVEN YOUR MUTSY SHOULD BE VISIBLE!!!

A-alright, i need to come up with something... and i need it NOW!
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No. 368833 ID: 1854db

Tell him it was just a kitten. If he asks about the door slamming say it was loose and you didn't want it to run outside.
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No. 368837 ID: 453e62

is it illegal for you to adopt?
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No. 368841 ID: ebae1f

probably because of her behavior
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No. 368844 ID: 55f0cc

Hiding isn't an option. He needs to play and learn and you need to work.
You can run away or face the reverend.
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No. 368847 ID: da696f

>>368831
Please don't tell me you just yelled that while the door was right behind you. He probably heard that so open the door and play it off as a joke. Tell him that you understand that a child shouldn't really be in the care of someone who is as mentally unstable as yourself.
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No. 369082 ID: 4b1c10
File 132272966395.jpg - (63.62KB , 545x674 , 39.jpg )
369082

"yeah, i'll just say it was-"

"Where is he Star?"

"MNEEEENENENENENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!?"

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No. 369086 ID: e2d21e

oh, wow! you are fucked!
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No. 369091 ID: 4b1c10
File 132273180635.jpg - (25.42KB , 557x272 , 40.jpg )
369091

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?"

"I'm a cleric of Pelor, you should know that by now. Now where is he?"

"JUMPING OUTTA WALLS AND SCARING ME HALF TO DEATH, GET OUT!!"

"You know you are unable to take care of anyone because of your condition, now give him to me and the orphanage will take good care of him."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, GET OUT!!"

"Have you touched the boy with your bare hands? Your not supposed to come into contact with anyone without your gloves, what are you thinking?"

"I'M THINKING GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW GET OUT!"

"Starshroi, did you forget the agreement we had for you to stay in Ardencross? Because you have a potentially dangerous disease, you are not supposed to be in direct contact with people and need to stay away from civilization."

"I WISH YOU WOULD GET YOUR ASS OUTTA MY CIVILIZED HOUSE BEFORE I KICK IT OUT!!"

"Star, what if the boy contracted the Baron Moria Disease? Would you be able to live with yourself if you caused another living being to die a horrible death that you will? Don't you have any sympathy for this young man?"
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No. 369094 ID: 453e62

hold your hand in front of his face, and slowly inch it towards him.
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No. 369109 ID: 2c1edf

>>369094
this
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No. 369111 ID: 2c1edf

we also need to find a cure
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No. 369112 ID: c9b053

fuck the civilised world! go live in a forest.
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No. 369114 ID: 55f0cc

CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Cool and awesome! You need to lead by example! Cool and awesome! If this disease where this contagious, by now you would be barbecue Spanish Inquisition style! Yes! Put your hand in front of his bald and pretentious face! You're not taking this bullshit! Where his reverend ass and his god of invasion of privacy were when the poor boy was suffering of cold and hunger? They just want more poor souls to suffer in their stupid battlefield! NOT YOUR KID! You'll not let him die in a meaningless battle!
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No. 369122 ID: c9b053

>>369112
srike that, tell him you noticed the boy talking to himself so you took him in, theres no harm touching him if he alrady has it right?
if he doesnt beleive you, ask jacob if he hears voices in his head, don`t worry we'll make him say yes.
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No. 370628 ID: 597dc4
File 132334486365.jpg - (22.53KB , 509x312 , 41.jpg )
370628

*shoop*
"..."

"...Starshroi, what are you doing?"

"..."

"So... that is your answer then. You know i must say something at the village meeting, correct?

"..."

"Then... you will come to it. Tomorrow night, if you wish to hear the vote. Otherwise begin gathering your things, i do not seeing the rest of the villagers being too charitable minded in letting you stay."
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No. 370629 ID: 597dc4
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370629

"Well star, did not think it would have to come to this... i believe the choices for you now is to bring the child to the temple, show up to the village meeting, or leave without anyone noticing. May the night be kind to you, good day."
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No. 370630 ID: 597dc4
File 132334592138.jpg - (63.55KB , 537x512 , 43.jpg )
370630

the rest of the story will hopefully all be in this thread

>Choose- Give up/ Attend/ Leave
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No. 370650 ID: 1854db

Attend the meeting. We will make our case in front of everyone.
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No. 370665 ID: 00826b

Attend.
Perhaps argue that the boy was an orphan, cold and alone on the streets that would have died anyways without your intervention. By taking care of him, you're giving him a better chance than he would have had on his own, disease or no. After all, none of THEM were doing anything to take care of him! Not even Churchy McChurchpants over there. Plus, if it is communicable by touch, he'd already have it and wouldn't it be better to have both in the same place?

Maybe suggest someone to regularly check up on things to make sure? We'll be the best freakin' single parent down on her luck ever!
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No. 370758 ID: 616fe9

Mistress Starshroi, how do you fare with the villagers? They treat you with violence, fear and disgust?

If you comply with the demands of Reverend Barnabus, you can visit little Jacob? I recommend visiting the church, see the facilities, observe how children are treated. Remember, Mistress, the most important thing here is the welfare of your son.

Anyway, you need to confirm if the mutsy one carries the same evil. Watch him carefully as you stroll through town and visit the church. If you can not distinguish any symptoms, inquire directly.

>Plus, if it is communicable by touch, he'd already have it and wouldn't it be better to have both in the same place?
I agree with much of what you said, but I believe it is better to omit this aspect.
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No. 370802 ID: 597dc4
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370802



... I must do this...
I must know if i'm strong enough to handle the future, whatever it may be.
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No. 370808 ID: 597dc4
File 132340350498.jpg - (34.33KB , 495x385 , 45.jpg )
370808

.... i can't believe it's been so long.

"Come on star, you can do this. If you can impress the god of war, you'll be set for life in the temple!"

"This is silly, why am i standing around? I could be whupping something right now!"

"Hahah, now that is the woman that's right for me- but just wait. There will be plenty of fighting soon enough, all you need to do is close your eyes and repeat what i told you. Can you do that, my little slaughterhouse?"

"... yes talon... i can do it. Hextor, god of war. I am weak and am conflicted, i call upon your power and might to choose me as one of your faithful.... please, i haven't called upon you since the covenant was extinguished by those who followed Cuthbert.
I need you, i want to be strong to protect the things i love and fend off those who oppress me. Wont you choose me to be a warrior again? ... it's not only for me, but for my new found son... please, hextor."


"I can't believe i said that corny stuff, Talon- you are soo gonna get it if this dosn't work! Hell, i'll refuse to marry you."

"HAH, no need to go to all that. Open your eyes and see what challenge Hextor has presented you."
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No. 370809 ID: 597dc4
File 132340385568.jpg - (190.34KB , 600x750 , IMG_0002.jpg )
370809

"Now starshroi, you know i can't help you with this. But keep in mind that i'll still be rooting for you from the sidelines."

"Yeah yeah, is that sulfur i smell?"
-------------------------------------------
"...mottled fur... and mud... ogre bears? ... why couldn't you give me imps like before."
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No. 370812 ID: 597dc4
File 132340430378.jpg - (227.20KB , 600x774 , IMG_0003.jpg )
370812

"Alrighty, just keep in mind what your fighting for and these things will be toast. Got it?"

"... Yeah, fighting for fame, fortune, money, awesome stuff... and what else?"

"What about this studly man over here? You know, i think that Misses Starshroi Tarnandagin sounds right. What about you?"

"Heehehee, if you keep talking like that i'll have to punch you also!"

"Come and get me, but don't forget why your fighting, star."
----------------------------------------------
"..."
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No. 370813 ID: 1854db

Wait what just happened

Is this the future? I didn't think we would advise you to become a killing machine. We need to cure your disease! I won't accept an ending where you die before your time.

I guess we have to deal with this fight now though. How do you fight? Ye olde fisticuffs? Magic? Weapons we can't see right now? Who is this Talon jackass and how many years have passed since you adopted the adorable bunny?
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No. 370814 ID: f31dfc

Looks like past/present rather than future. But it seems your power is rather appropriate. Deal with the ogre bears and attend the meeting. They shall not stop you.
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No. 370815 ID: 597dc4
File 132340523320.jpg - (37.83KB , 598x339 , 46.jpg )
370815

"Yeah star, you did it. I knew you could do it girl. Soon we'll be in wedded bliss and feared throughout the whole land. Just you wait until i knock over the Church of Heironeus, then we'll be filthy stinking rich and i'll have an infamous rep!"

"... Talon, you can't be too chaotic or the knights of Cuthbert will hang you... or worse. I don't want to be all goofy and stuff, but you know i love you and i don't want you dying on me before... you know... we have kids."

"Bah, love making can wait til we are far into the Andorean Mountains with the spoils of the most hated rival of our god!"
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No. 370817 ID: 597dc4
File 132340551019.jpg - (47.70KB , 599x446 , 47.jpg )
370817

>>370814
"yeah, you're right. It's just memories of when i used to be a black-guard in my Youth. But ever since the Knights of Cuthbert abolished the religion of Hextor i just became a normal person... a person who had made bad choices in her past."

I can't believe i can hear them speaking to me now... It must be getting close to my time...
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No. 370818 ID: 597dc4
File 132340568506.jpg - (47.33KB , 410x352 , 48.jpg )
370818

"Talon..."

I don't care anymore. I don't care that Talon's dead. I don't care if I'm gonna die soon or if everyone hates or despises me.
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No. 370819 ID: 597dc4
File 132340574318.jpg - (38.29KB , 599x305 , 49.jpg )
370819

"I'm just happy that i can at least beat up the damned fool who tries to take my son from me..."
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No. 370820 ID: c71597

>>370819
As if some inevitable descent into further madness or death can stop you. If the world is fucked up then fuck it up some more until you're satisfied, and fuck everyone else.

But fucking over the world can wait a bit, before that you need to get this shit right in front of you done. You're keeping your boy and fuck what everyone else says, he will have it better with you rather than dying alone on some cold street. And you will show them all, you're going to eat fucking curses for breakfast once we're done fucking things over.
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No. 370822 ID: 1854db

>>370819
Are you still as strong as you were back then?
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No. 370835 ID: 453e62

you only die when the adventure ends, and the end is when he is grown up and ready to set out on his own.
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No. 370842 ID: f31dfc

Then fight. We will fight with you. After all, it is those with those with nothing to lose that can do the most.
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No. 370859 ID: 597dc4

>>370842
people with nothing left to lose have nothing left to lose. she still has the bunny boy
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No. 370861 ID: 616fe9

Crouching Moron, Retired Hidden Badass Mom? Hell Hath No Fury!

Anyway, you can not punch your way through everything. Wait, you can. Never mind, then. Ignores all that was ever said and just wreak havoc. Kid could not ask for better exemple and life style.
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No. 370862 ID: 453e62

yeah, you need to go to the meeting and try to be civil, then when that FAILS you beat everyone up.
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No. 371006 ID: 597dc4
File 132350050258.jpg - (39.47KB , 543x285 , 50.jpg )
371006

And so it nears night-time.
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No. 371007 ID: 597dc4
File 132350058505.jpg - (35.48KB , 518x313 , 51.jpg )
371007

I may not be as strong as i once was, but if they won't listen to my plea- I'll break them.
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No. 371012 ID: 616fe9

Let us all ignore little Jacob.

Anyway, beat them to a bloody pulp. That way you can level from Obsessive Creep Kidnapper to Batshit Crazy Killer.
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No. 371015 ID: 597dc4
File 132350190755.jpg - (24.35KB , 536x297 , 52.jpg )
371015

("Look at this, my man. The Chrestomanci is going to change a line of the contract, don't you think that's complete 'chitte'- as you say?")

("No, I say shit, not shitee you dumbass mongrel.")

"And the farms are thriving, so there was no need for alarm in the harvest during the browning season. Also, a few of the children at he orphanage have been adopted to loving parents...oh-"
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No. 371016 ID: 597dc4
File 132350223043.jpg - (50.26KB , 537x646 , 53.jpg )
371016

"And speaking of adoption here is the recent petition that has come up. Miss Starshroi Dengint wishes to adopt the orphan that was recently found, and i believe that-"

"N. O. No, that's a beast mans child. I can smell from here."

"W-whut... uh, but it's an adoption petition. I think that even though she has the baron moria disease, she should get a cha-"

"Didn't you hear me with those human lobes of yours? She cannot adopt a beast man child, there's an article in the civil contract that we signed stating that all the orphans of beast men go to The Chrestomanci to be tutored in the magics and trained in how to survive on there own."
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No. 371018 ID: 597dc4
File 132350253775.jpg - (24.20KB , 282x304 , 54.jpg )
371018

"Feh, start the vote barnabus. It's just the ramblings of a mutt who wasn't able to get a say in being cock-slapped by a contract signed thousands of years ago."

"AS I RECALL,RASTIN, YOU TOO SIGNED THE VERY GODDAMNED THING! Or am i just imagining that your name isn't on it?"
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No. 371028 ID: 597dc4
File 132350280041.jpg - (40.29KB , 535x455 , 55.jpg )
371028

"I AM TOTALLY NOT HERE TO FUCK AROUND THIS CIRCLE JERK AND LISTEN TO SHIT FROM A BULL-DOG! I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD AND IT'S LACK OF THE INTERNET AND PHONES, you hear that? F. U. C. K.-ing, not a fun thing to do for thousands of years just sitting around coming up with great things to say and unable to screw with people. HELL, I DON'T CARE IF THE WOMAN HAS LEPROSY- I'M FUCKING GOING HOME!"
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No. 371032 ID: 597dc4
File 132350370580.jpg - (11.97KB , 251x206 , 56.jpg )
371032

"Shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit, fucking wish i had my badass shades. Leave outta this hell hole like a boss."

"... u-uh... thanks for your support?"

"Eat shit and die, you nappy whore."

"..............."
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No. 371033 ID: 453e62

"hey man, i know what you are talking about, as kate of avenue Q said, the internet is really really great"
you better know this song bamump otherwise i'm gonna feel stupid
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No. 371038 ID: 597dc4
File 132350434791.jpg - (9.48KB , 332x211 , 57.jpg )
371038

"...wha was dat...about?"

"He's supposed to be a demon from the future. I guess they're infested with rastin demons and the Chrestomanci released one from a crystal ball and had it act as advisor of the future. I barely understand half the things it says, but it's always aggressive towards everyone.

But anywho, Star- We are giving you a chance to put your plea into words to help our vote on this decision. Do some good convincing and we'll pass it... but the odds are slim with you having the Baron Moria Disease."

"... u-uh..."

What do i say!? i just forgot this long manifesto that i came up with.... I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT IT! Do you guys have any idea what i should say?
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No. 371039 ID: 597dc4

>>371033
tchyah, everyone knows what the internet is used for. especailly when it involves porn
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No. 371073 ID: cdb8cb

>>371038

She just challenged the might of a thousand literary gods with nothing but time on their hands to compose an uplifting speech. Something tells me this is not going to disappoint her.
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No. 371079 ID: 453e62

"so, because i could die early, i am not aloud to be happy for the time i have left? you die when the adventure ends, and i have decided that my adventure will be to raise him."
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No. 371087 ID: c71597

>>371038
Tell them that you found him freezing to death on the streets, if someone else was supposed to be responsible for him then they were clearly doing a shit job of it. You just want someone to share some of the last parts of your life with, and he seemed sort of unwanted by everyone else.

The speech is not going to work though, there is going to be something that happens that force you to go out into the world with him.
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No. 371149 ID: cdb8cb

Speak not ill of what you do not understand, good councillors. With all due respect I saved this child's life and brought him into my home, and the thanks I get is a slap on the wrist and no say over my presence in his life? I have every right to deny your articles and civil contracts, because what I do appeals to a higher order, where I am on the side of justice and the law, however well intentioned is mistaken and flawed. But I will not deny them. I will respect and uphold them, because of your earnest desire to see this child face the wizards of Chrestomanci and learn the magics. Because of my respect for you and for what you stand for I will not fight you despite my right to fight. I will not break your power despite my power to break. I will do this because you are going to grant me guardianship of this child. I am going to be Jacob's mother with your blessing because I will accompany Jacob to the Chrestomanci and ensure that he learns all the magics. If not for a mother's love consider this my last request for I have not long left to live in this world. Consider also that should you deny me this one light in my life, I have very little to lose.
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No. 371153 ID: 1854db

Tell them that your quest is to raise the bunny in a loving home, and to find a way to survive long enough to accomplish that. Even if it means curing Baron Moria's Disease itself. There must be a way... and how often do people with this disease fail to complete their quest?
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No. 371154 ID: cdb8cb

>>371153

Problem is not that you got a disease, but that there's an earmark for sending all orphans with rabbit ears to some sorcery tihng.
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No. 371487 ID: 597dc4
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371487

"My current mission in life is to raise this child. It is the only thing i have because you people deny me the luxuries of even being a normal person. Don't deny the right to be a mother just because of some stupid contract or because i have this disease."

"this seems to be a plausible argument... what say the rest of you?"

"A woman who will die young, i may only be the village smith but i think that would be very sad. I would not vote for this petition. But i guess i'll ask the little beast child."

"...u-uh, she's nice... and i don't really want to go anywhere else or to someone that i don't know because of a paper saying so..."

"Now hold on, child, we both have to follow the contract to the letter or the Chrestomanci will come down on all of the beast man race. I don't want to get into trouble with the other beastmen if i let this slide while i have control over it."
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No. 371489 ID: 597dc4
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371489

"I don't care about a damned contract, if i have to punch the living daylights outta you- I sure as the nine hells will!"

"B-but i'm the acting chief of the northern beast men, a-any act of violence towards me would be a sign of treason... o-or war... Please don't hurt me."
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No. 371490 ID: 597dc4
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371490

CRASH, BOOOOOOOOOM

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG"


CRASH-THURKRUNCH

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No. 371492 ID: 453e62

PERFECT! kill dat monster!
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No. 371493 ID: c71597

>>371490
HOLY SHIT! It's a whatever that thing is! Kill the fuck out of it!

You're probably going to have to head out there to find the main part of the creature, but first you have to fuck up that part, shame you don't have an oversized dragon killing sword, got it on good authority that one of those is good to have for killing tentacle things.
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No. 371504 ID: 597dc4
File 132365803971.jpg - (161.25KB , 600x780 , IMG_0015.jpg )
371504

>>371492
>>371493
"Hell yeah, maybe if i'm a big goddamn hero, they'll let me keep my son!"

BONK

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SLAM
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No. 371506 ID: 597dc4
File 132365822370.jpg - (17.01KB , 435x250 , 60.jpg )
371506

"hrrrgggg... eight years rusty... gluck- i suppose i'm not as strong as i thought... Hurrrgghhhh.... it broke my nose... ribs... ow... can't move..."

"lady, uh... LADY!? MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, COME ON. GET UP.... WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!"
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No. 371507 ID: 616fe9

Lovely. Finally someone to discuss on the same level as yours.

>>371504
Why do you care so much about appearances? What is the reason to act so selfishly?

Get up! The most important here is to protect your son! Nothing more!
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No. 371508 ID: 597dc4
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371508

"d-DAMMIT JACOB, GET TO-hurrrrgh.... safety, please.

"I'M NOT LEAVING, NO. NO NO NO NO, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!"

is getting kinda bad... i'll just takes me a nap, kay? Jacob? ... can... you.. hear... me?

please run...
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No. 371509 ID: c71597

>>371508
He's not going to run. And that thing is out there anyway, only way you can protect him is by getting up on your feet and remember who you are. Not some covering village commoner, but a kicker of asses and badass of epic proportions, and that shitty thing is going to go down!
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No. 371512 ID: 453e62

you need to summon those motherly instincts. they let a normal housewife lift a horse off of her son no problem, on you they should do something amazing.
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No. 371516 ID: 616fe9

Jacob, give her an uplifting speech! She dragged you here, gave you home, food and warm, made you feel uncomfortable and embarrassed... Most important of all! She made care about her! She needs to get up! To stand! You two are getting out of here together!
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No. 371517 ID: 597dc4
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371517

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No. 371519 ID: 597dc4
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371519

>>371509
>>371512
>>371516

"What- WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON SOMETHING HERE? Hextor, like jabberwok... echoing annoyances i say."
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No. 371521 ID: 597dc4
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371521

"........hmmmmmmm, so where was i... Oh yeah, i was just wondering what i should do with this door. I try to attempt to open it, but it wont budge.... do you guys think i should punch it open?"
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No. 371522 ID: 453e62

stick finger in the eye, poke it right in the pupil.
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No. 371523 ID: 616fe9

Fuck you, hag! I was talking with little Jacob, son of Starshroi! Anyway, your tiny and primitive brain knows only one language: violence! Use that already and let me talk to Jacob!
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No. 371524 ID: cdb8cb

You need to get the SCALPEL first, which fits in the PUPIL like a key.
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No. 371526 ID: c71597

>>371521
Punch the shit out of that eye.
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No. 371528 ID: 597dc4
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371528

>>371523

"HAG!? Oooooooooooooooooooh, if i could only see you, i'd smack you right in the eye!"
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No. 371529 ID: f31dfc

Good, use that rage. Get mad! You just wanted to be with you son, instead you have to deal with snoopy priests of Pelor, obnoxious future demons, and monsters with no respect! Not only that, but you have to deal with US!

Punch the door in the eye. Punch it as you would punch ALL THOSE THINGS.
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No. 371530 ID: c71597

>>371528
Hey Hag, guess which eye we're in? I'll give you a clue, since you probably have dementia or something other that hags get. It's the big fucking one right in front of you. Bet you can't even hit it, and if you do then your hand will snap because of your brittle bones.
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No. 371531 ID: 616fe9

Out of my way, hag! I do not have time for existentialist moments conflicted with old memories! Someone needs to help Jacob! Does that name rings a bell inside the hollow cavity you call head!? Jacob! Your son! Get up, you stupid hag! Do not make go there and beat you up! Get up and punch! Punch through all that separates you two! DO IT, YOU GODDAMNED HAG!!!
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No. 371548 ID: 597dc4
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371548

"YAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATA"

This is getting me NOWHERE, but it sure feels good!
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No. 371555 ID: 1854db

>>371548
Quit punching, just open it. Maybe pull instead of push?
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No. 371556 ID: 597dc4
File 132366428650.png - (13.91KB , 574x376 , whitespace5.png )
371556

"excuse me maam, it seems you are stuck in nirvana. I will assist in your escape."

"Who the hell are you?"

"...Kalor Moria, future king of the known world. As it so seems, i too am only temporarily stuck here. I believe i can get home through this very door in which you are trying to escape."
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No. 371557 ID: c71597

>>371556
This guy seems completely legit, ask him about opening the door.

Also, try to reshape reality as you see fit, you should be able to do so since this is white space and all.
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No. 371558 ID: 453e62

he's legit. take his offer.
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No. 371561 ID: 616fe9

Who is this prick? Probably a lunatic conqueror of worlds wanting to take advantage of your situation to get rid of endless imprisonment! FUCK HIM! Out my way, insect! Want me to go there and THRASH you? Jacob! JACOB!? Can you hear me! PUNCH! I do not care if your hands are going to crumble! PUNCH HARDER, YOU USELESS HAG!
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No. 371562 ID: 597dc4
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371562

>Animated

"Alright, i'll bite... how do you get out of here?"

"Well madam, it's very simple. You first point at the direct object that chains you to the material world. You have to focus deep down... It has to grasp your very soul in order to make a decent tether."

"... I think i have something like that. Then what?"

"Then you have to shed your silly dream self, because fiction never solves problems. You can only grow stronger by following the true you.--



End then, nothing. You have already left. Stay warm this winter, madam."
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No. 371564 ID: c71597

>>371562
Ok, get up and kick some fucking ass. If there is one ass that doesn't have your boot imprint on it after this then you're in trouble!
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No. 371565 ID: 597dc4

>>371562
the time on the frames is long, so you have to watch it for ten seconds to get the whole thing.. i think
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No. 371576 ID: 597dc4
File 132367015916.png - (11.05KB , 574x376 , whitespace7.png )
371576

Hmmmmm... if he can do it, then so can i.
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No. 371584 ID: 597dc4
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371584

"Jacob, mommy is here."
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No. 371606 ID: 597dc4
File 132367340810.jpg - (53.90KB , 542x496 , 62.jpg )
371606

huh... where am i? How'd i get out here? Where's jacob?

"Fantastic job, lady monk. Keep going the way you are and we might just let you join our adventuring party. We only have six more Wyverns left!"

What the hell is going on?
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No. 371608 ID: cdb8cb

>>371606

Wyvern at 2 o' clock!
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No. 371612 ID: 1854db

You were fighting while unconscious, apparently.

Quick, knock yourself out again!
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No. 371623 ID: 453e62

kill the rest of the wyverns, and look for jacob.
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No. 371627 ID: 616fe9

What a mother would do? Look for her son, of course. But you are not that understanding, sympathetic. You never listen. You only think about yourself. Go on. Swing your arms around.
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No. 371628 ID: 597dc4
File 132367519147.jpg - (43.80KB , 542x604 , 63.jpg )
371628

>Wyvern at 2 o' clock!
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No. 371630 ID: 616fe9

>>371628
Yes. Is not it good. Nothing to care, everything to destroy.
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No. 371633 ID: 597dc4
File 132367618831.jpg - (12.52KB , 377x216 , 64.jpg )
371633

>What a mother would do? Look for her son, of course. But you are not that understanding, sympathetic. You never listen. You only think about yourself. Go on. Swing your arms around.

>you never listen anyway

>Yes. Is not it good. Nothing to care, everything to destroy.
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No. 371634 ID: 597dc4
File 132367631077.jpg - (13.70KB , 389x228 , 65.jpg )
371634

>>371628

...a-am i... am I a bad mother?
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No. 371639 ID: cdb8cb

you're a wonderful mother. the best kind there is.
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No. 371640 ID: 616fe9

No time for self-pity! I know you had a hard life, but just stop with this line of reasoning! You are not alone anymore! Someone small and fragile needs your care! "Is my son alright?" This is the question you should be asking! GO!
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No. 371654 ID: 453e62

no, voice was being an asshole. a good mother does ANYTHING to keep her kid safe, so go save the fuck out of him.
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No. 371660 ID: 1854db

>>371634
You're currently beating the shit out of giant monsters attacking the town your kid is in. ASK where your son is WHILE punching.
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No. 371661 ID: 616fe9

Bunch of cunts! I do not care! Starshroi! Even if it kills you, I will keep you in shape! Being a mother is always a choice! A choice full of happiness and sadness, joy and responsibilities! YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE, STARSHROI!
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No. 371663 ID: 597dc4
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371663

DAMMIT, you all know how to play with someones feelings- don't you. Do you know what you're doing to me? YOU'RE KILLING ME!!
Is this how it works? First i get told i'm going to die, then i'm called a bad mother. WHAT'S NEXT, HUH!? WHAT IS NEXT!?

I'M TRYING TO COMPOSE MYSELF AND NOT JUST BAWL MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW, what i really want from you guys is something more helpful... uplifting.
IF I'M GONNA GO CRAZY BEFORE I DIE, I DON'T WANT IT TO BE LONELY, SO FUCK YOU GUYS!
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No. 371664 ID: 597dc4
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371664

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBB, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! MOMMY IS HERE! DON'T BE AFRAID, WHERE ARE YOU!?"

"star, is that you?"

"Barnabus?------

WHERE IS HE!? I SWEAR IF YOU TOOK HIM I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND FORCE THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLE!!"


"W-Wait, star, uh... there is an army of orks heading north to siege deepwater. It seems it has to pass through our valley, so your son and Rastin took the villagers westward towards Leafgate."

"WHEN"

"a-about three notches of the sun ago, this was a notch after you fainted and ran out to fight them."
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No. 371665 ID: cdb8cb

>>371664

You really need to work on those anger management problems. Perhaps you should pause for a moment to find your inner calm.
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No. 371670 ID: 616fe9

Back on track. Good. Do not think you are the only one who wants the best for Jacob. We are in this together.

Rastin is more temperamental than you. Maybe even more dangerous. We can not leave Jacob with him. You may help the group of adventurers with the wyverns. No, I am not being contradictory. They can do nothing against an army of orks. However, they can help you protect the rest of the village and your son. Go recruit them.
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No. 371676 ID: 453e62

yes, be a badass to the adventurers and make them fight with you.
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No. 372346 ID: c71597

>>371664
Excellent, now the game is on, demand someone to help you with tracking them down, a horse or two and then be off. You got a son to save and then raise to become a bloodthirsty conqueror.
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No. 372476 ID: 597dc4
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372476

did you guys notice how i stealthily distracted you away from me talking about dropping crusade time with a Mordre action figure? well this is me going through with what i said- UPDATES!!! also, i'm not dropping it dropping it, i'm just pushing the updates for Crusade Time all the way back til after this quest ends.

"Dammit, why are there so many wyverns."

"Only four left, just stay calm and don't attack yet. If only we had four..."

"Shut up Slomoha, i'm tired of hearing about this lady monk you keep yammering about."
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No. 372477 ID: e3aff6

Sounds like the perfect time to make a DYNAMIC ENTRY. By which I mean attacking one of the wyverns in the back.
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No. 372480 ID: 597dc4
File 132393226002.jpg - (23.96KB , 521x311 , 69.jpg )
372480

>>372477
DYNAMIC ENTRY
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No. 372481 ID: 597dc4
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372481

ALSO DYNAMIC EXIT
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No. 372484 ID: 597dc4
File 132393260981.jpg - (17.56KB , 451x218 , 71.jpg )
372484

AND THESE GUYS
... just being average...
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No. 372492 ID: 597dc4
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372492

"So this is the lady monk?"

"She is!!!"

"Guys, now that i saved your ass- i need you to help me out."

"Willyoujoinouradventuregroup?"

"I need yo-what? ... I'll think about it, but like i was saying. I need you guys to come with me westward to catch up with the villagers that evacuated. They need to be escorted safely to Leafgate- it's a mountain metropolis that runs through a snowy tundra full of monsters. I also need to find my son in that gaggle."

"Of course, madam. Then Slomoha will bug you about joining us again, won't you?"

"Adventure fighting deadly wyverns, why not take a quick travel and escort some villagers through ADVENTUROUS terrain?"

... should i join these guys? I'd obviously have to bring jacob along.
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No. 372493 ID: 9c7c3b

No. While it sounds fun, you are a mother now. You need to raise your son while you have the time. Bringing him along would dump him straight into a toxic environment, no place for the upbringing of a child.
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No. 372494 ID: 453e62

well with the laws and stuff, you will never be able to stay still for long. so sure. as long as they hold up their end.
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No. 372516 ID: 616fe9

Try not to be too harsh. Oh, who am I kidding? Just do not stay away from your priorities. Your son and yourself. You two deserve a good life, you can be a good mother for Jacob. However, that means nothing if one of you dies.

What this means to these bunch of adventurers? You need to secure your son and the villagers. You can talk about joinning them after that. Anyway, Jacob is probably very worried about you.
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No. 372534 ID: cdb8cb

Ask Jacob what he wants to do when the time comes.
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No. 372552 ID: c71597

>>372492
Nah, they're a bunch of chumps. If you want an adventuring party then you need one that you set up yourself, not join this bunch. But tell them that you will think about it. That way they have some hope until you shatter their dreams after you have Jacob back.
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No. 372781 ID: 597dc4
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372781

RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE
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No. 372783 ID: 597dc4
File 132401628103.jpg - (38.65KB , 518x356 , 74.jpg )
372783

"Arkeus, we're heading west. We must catch up to the villagers heading into the mountains."

"... i think i ran Slomoha over."

"He's fine, hop in madam. We'll make our introductions after we reach the herd."

"What is this thing?"

"Wagon-beast... i dunno what monster it is, so don't query into it any further."
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No. 372787 ID: 597dc4
File 132401860198.jpg - (23.58KB , 546x307 , 75.jpg )
372787

"So lord Moria, you believe this will work?"

"...there will be subtle changes in my time, but it should not affect things dramatically if i'm careful."

"And you also think this Rastin Demon can help you?"

"... Barnabus, he is not a demon. As i've seen in my time he is just a determined individual. Unlike you or the normal people in the world, there are certain characters who can alter what they see by sheer willpower. And he knows something, this i am sure of. He will tell me of this orb of infinite psyche if even i must beat the information out of him."

"... then you think you can save your mother?"

"There are things that not even the gods can change, but this... yes, i believe i can."
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No. 372792 ID: 597dc4
File 132401885072.jpg - (24.67KB , 524x256 , 76.jpg )
372792

"I tried to convince them, but the beastman was adamant about the Chrestomanci Contract."

"... they only see what's in front of them."

"And the village, is there a chance that i can save it with what you told me? Maybe subvert the armies around the mountains?"

"... As i said, Barnabus... There are things that not even the gods can change. The village will be no more by mid-afternoon tomorrow. Now i must be off in order to find the villagers."
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No. 372801 ID: e3aff6

Hey Kalor.
I suppose this isn't you first time talking to us (at least, some instance of us)? As it happens, we do have some knowledge about the Orb, though you may know those parts already. What we know is that the Orb acts incredibly similar to the curse of Moria, except as far as we know it does not cause fatal brain damage afterward.
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No. 372802 ID: 597dc4
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372802

"... holy shit, did i just hear voices? No... can't be... i don't even have the damned thing anymore."
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No. 372803 ID: 453e62

oh, hey, with you this time. sup.
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No. 372804 ID: c71597

>>372792
Oh you clever bastard.

>>372802
Well you know, different worlds different rules. So yeah, now we're more permanent residents in your mind, it's also possible that this will be fatal to you in a couple of years. So, you know, sucks to be you I guess.

Anyway, what are you up to?
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No. 372806 ID: 597dc4
File 132402230698.jpg - (13.85KB , 250x220 , 78.jpg )
372806

"SHIT, you guys are as bad as flaming mormones!!! ... where the hell is that notepad... fuck, shit... AND I HAD SOME GOOD ONES FOR JUST THIS OCCASION!!!! You fucking ass-hats have just the best timing!"

So Rastin will just improv. what Rastin says from now on. Now Rastin will ask what the ass-hats have been up to. Hello ass-hats. What have you been up to?
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No. 372807 ID: cdb8cb

Oh that reminds me. Would you like to learn about the amazing story of John Smith and the Mennonites? It could save your soul!
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No. 372809 ID: 1854db

>>372806
You know that lady trying to adopt the bunny? We've been bumping around her head, lately.
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No. 372810 ID: f31dfc

That's right buddy. Because of this illness, you are stuck with us. FOREVER. So I suggest you help us get about doing our business. After all, you may have lost your little note book, but that doesn't mean we lost mental ones!
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No. 372814 ID: 597dc4
File 132402421269.jpg - (13.87KB , 276x266 , 79.jpg )
372814

>>372810

oh that's right...
"So, you guys are just neck beards on the internet, huh? Lemme just pull up a nice pile of grass, you know... to relax. I remember the internet, i remember it very fondly. Ever heard of 4chan? I bet you all have!! So i was on 4chan one time, under /tg/, and i saw this link. What was the link again... oh i remember, it was to a website called tgchan. It was some sort of forum based on these things called quests, and the main cliche were that the neckbeards were legion or voices that would pop up in peoples heads. And the neck beards would suggest things to further the plot and stuff, sometimes i put my two cents worth and stuff. It seems that they wanted a progressive story, but me? I would rather just have a quest with a guy who just sat in the grass and do absolutely nothing. How does that sound to you guys? would that make a fun quest?"
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No. 372815 ID: e2d21e

if you don't do somrthing to cure the illness your life wont be longer... 5|10 year
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No. 372816 ID: 453e62

you know what could also be a fun quest? me singing the song that never ends.
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No. 372819 ID: 597dc4
File 132402560316.jpg - (24.87KB , 388x321 , 80.jpg )
372819

"You furries haven't done your research, have you? Look me up on the wiki, I'm famous. Make sure you get my name right, R. A. S. T. I. N. It should also say how i don't give a shit, I'll layabout whenever the hell i feel like it. And why do I have to entertain your whims, why don't you entertain my whims instead? Go on, sing that song or tell me the Amish story. I've got five to ten years to do absolutely nothing anyway, or until something better comes along."
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No. 372820 ID: 616fe9

Enough. We do not force our will.

Whatever, Rastin. I do not mind, though I doubt that old and primitive activities are to your liking. Anyway, it is good that you know about us. Let us cut to the chase. Help us in our quest, we will help you with what is within our powers.
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No. 372826 ID: c71597

>>372819
But Rastin, we know who you are, we know what you are. You would be bored almost immediatly, and it's not really like you need to go out and find adventure or anything like that. It will come to you, it's part of the curse. It will happen wheter you want it or not.
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No. 372847 ID: 9c7c3b

Oh hey, what's that over there~
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No. 372855 ID: 615786

>>372819
I LOVE being trolled by you rastin...mmm troll me more
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No. 372856 ID: 615786

>>372819
do you get sucked in this world before they make the gurren movie?
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No. 372879 ID: e3aff6

Smith was the Mormons, not the Amish, I have heard this amusing story about an Amish man names Mr. Mullet and his (literal) crimes against hair...
But that is aside from the point.

The point is that you will get bored faster than we will, as we have the internet but you don't.
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No. 372982 ID: 597dc4
File 132410914709.jpg - (16.99KB , 530x253 , 81.jpg )
372982

"Shit guys, i've seen everything. I'm from the future, maybe even before your time. And you can't pull that reverse psychology schtick on me. I'll just sit here and relax... man, never knew how good it felt to not do anything too over-dramatic. Maybe i like it here in this half assed place."
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No. 372983 ID: 9c7c3b

You're getting dirt on your coat.
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No. 372984 ID: 597dc4
File 132410962147.jpg - (28.86KB , 474x311 , 82.jpg )
372984

"-would you believe that Mister horse? All the villagers up and left. And all of my wyverns dead!!!"

"GAH FUCK AH SHIT GLRAGH AGH OW SHIT"

"And peasants sitting around wild forests, imagine such ignorance Mister horse. Crush him with your mighty hooves and lets be off to find those villagers."
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No. 372987 ID: 453e62

see, the adventure found you. it's just going to get worse unless you take care of it.
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No. 372988 ID: cdb8cb

You forgot about the artist, Rastin. We can squeal at you all we want to get up and do something silly, but the one person who's silent for this whole shindig is the one who really controls your fate, and you'll never hear them advise you of anything. Though getting trampled by horse might be a subtle suggestion.

But regardless of if we're voices from the future or voices from the past or a deadly disease or just your own fucked up imagination, kill him.
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No. 373016 ID: 616fe9

Reverse psychology? I was making an honest offer! Why do I ever try, I wonder. What are the odds of having to deal with stubborn misfits who simply ignore us, one after another? Suit yourself, Rastin. I have better things to do than watch someone getting the ass reversed by Mister horse.
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No. 373018 ID: c71597

>>372984
Dude, he just ran you over with a horse, are you going to just lie there and take it like a chump? Seriously, what a dick.
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No. 373466 ID: 597dc4
File 132427740294.jpg - (22.33KB , 337x274 , 83.jpg )
373466

"Hey, is this your horse? I'm about to murder it for ruining my jacket!"

"Now hold on, don't threaten my horse. I'm dismounting now."
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No. 373467 ID: 597dc4
File 132427751471.jpg - (39.25KB , 503x354 , 84.jpg )
373467

"Now listen, you don't lay about in the grass when someone is riding by. You especially don't do it in the barren wilderness, what were you thinking?"

"FUCK YOU OLD MAN."

"Well, if I were your father i'd discipline you-
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No. 373469 ID: 597dc4
File 132427759706.jpg - (28.52KB , 380x315 , 85.jpg )
373469

SHUNK
-but because i'm not your father, i'll just save him the trouble."
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No. 373470 ID: 597dc4
File 132427770076.jpg - (40.58KB , 513x375 , 86.jpg )
373470

"Poor child, if only he would show more respect and humility... but there is business to attend to. I'll just add this to the other six."
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No. 373471 ID: 453e62

good thing you're indestructible. stab him back.
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No. 373472 ID: 597dc4
File 132427774981.jpg - (23.58KB , 394x251 , 87.jpg )
373472

"Let us be off mister horse."
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No. 373476 ID: 453e62

we talkin to you now?
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No. 373481 ID: 597dc4
File 132427949497.jpg - (22.25KB , 367x243 , 88.jpg )
373481

"Shit guys, you ready to get rid of me or something? Man, fuck you guys then."
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No. 373511 ID: 597dc4
File 132428720258.jpg - (41.00KB , 552x365 , 89.jpg )
373511

"I dare say mister horse, I am not in the mood for young welps this day."

"Excuse me, sir. Is there by any chance that i may beseech you for a query that i have?"

"How courteous, of course, what is it that you are wondering?"

"Have you perchance run into a young nobleman by the name of Rastin? I am under the belief that he is around these parts."

"There was a rude and arrogant boy that i had just departed from. He was dressed in all black and adorned upon his face were black spectacles, i must say you are more well worded than he. Is he some friend of yours?"

"Oh no, my good sir. It does sound like the gentleman in question. Where, by chance, was the last place you had seen him?"

"It was about three troofs behind me. I departed rather hastily to find a caravan of villagers. Now that i have answered your query, you by chance do not happen to know where the villagers are- do you?"

"Why yes, they had just walked past this ridge four notches ago, you would catch them in no time on that wonderful steed of yours."

"Ah, thank you for your time, and the Journeyman be with you."

"No, i thank you. And likewise, knight in black."
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No. 373513 ID: 453e62

our boarder got all weird for a sec, looked like a transition. can you yell while being a head? anything?
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No. 373536 ID: c2c011

>>373511
Dude, you're a head in a bag. Try to gnaw through the bag or something.
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No. 373577 ID: 616fe9

You lost your chance to negotiate with us. Enjoy your new friends for whatever many years of life you may have.
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No. 374186 ID: b88147
File 132453795948.jpg - (34.04KB , 521x383 , 90.jpg )
374186

*grumble*
"Hmmph, i must be hungry... i need to hunt down a decent meal, how about rabbit? Yes, that sounds tolerable."
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No. 374187 ID: b88147
File 132453802202.jpg - (29.75KB , 441x363 , 91.jpg )
374187

"I'm sorry my ritturak friend, but i must dismount and hunt on foot. It would not be easy with you tromping about these woods."
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No. 374188 ID: b88147
File 132453810587.jpg - (25.02KB , 426x284 , 92.jpg )
374188

"Now, where to begin... maybe if i'm lucky i might find one grazing on the trees."
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No. 374191 ID: 616fe9

>>374188
I wonder if this old codger can still hear...
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No. 374196 ID: e3aff6

WoOoOoOoOo!
We are the voices of a terrible curse come to haunt you!
WoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
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No. 374200 ID: b88147
File 132453932847.jpg - (29.75KB , 545x363 , 93.jpg )
374200

>>374196

"It sounds like the bag of heads are attempting to haunt me yet again, but howl as they may i have run upon a fair chance of luck this day. Glorious shameful luck, i have spotted one!"
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No. 374201 ID: b88147
File 132453948918.jpg - (31.06KB , 540x358 , 94.jpg )
374201

"VICTORRRRRrrrr- huh? It's a beastman... beastman rabbit? What holy mans joke is this?"

"Hey, Canus, Somebody found Starshroi's son. You can come back from running round the cliff edge now."
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No. 374219 ID: e3aff6

No, the undying heads are an entirely different thing from us. We are seriously a nasty curse, man. I hear we melt people's heads just by looking away from them too long.
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No. 374223 ID: b88147
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374223

"Oh thank goodness you had found him when you did. I'm unsure why he keeps running from me like that. I must say it was good luck that brought you upon our paths."

"Are you all the villagers from the east?"

"Yes, yes we are."
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No. 374225 ID: b88147
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374225

"yes, luck, Glorious shameful luck that i happened upon all of you. He he he."
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No. 374229 ID: b88147
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374229

"I think i see something up ahead, it might be them!"

"Is it me, or do i smell a tinge of blood in the air?"
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No. 374231 ID: 453e62

yes, a huge asshole appeared, cut off rastin's head and stuffed it in a bag and then came over here. i have no idea how many people are left. if any, last seen holding onto jacob, no idea what happened to him.
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No. 374233 ID: c2c011

>>374229
Better hurry up even more, Jakob is in trouble. You should probably lighten to load of the wagon a bit, throw off any useless dead weight to make sure it goes faster. Possibly paint it red as well if you can.
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No. 374235 ID: 616fe9

Your priorities are to keep your child and the villagers safe, and get out of this alive! Do not face unnecessary battles! Do you hear me, Star! There is someone who needs you! You can not die!
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No. 374242 ID: cdb8cb

Death to coolface!
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No. 374439 ID: b88147
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374439

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

"DAMNED THINGS BEAT US, WHERE ARE THE VILLAGERS? This will be a failure if any of them are harmed!!"
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No. 374447 ID: b88147
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374447

"FANTASTIC, more people come to die!!! I was under the assumption i killed them all! Come mister dinner, lets go finish the job."

"NO NO, AAAAHHH, HELP SOMEBODY... mommy? MOOOOOOMMMMYYYYY, HEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!"

"jacob? I'M HERE JACOB, I'M COMING!"

DAMMIT, That bastard is hurting my son! HE MUST DIE!
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No. 374456 ID: b88147
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374456

"Jacob, mommy's coming!! Just hold on."

"LADY MONK, WAIT!THAT'S A BLACKGUARD, HE'S MUCH TOO STRONG TO TAKE ON ALONE!! LAAADY MOOONK!"

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No. 374457 ID: b88147
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374457

"Hey, you. Jackass, gimme my son if you want to live."

"What's this? A woman threatens me? It doesn't matter if you do wield fists of hextor, you wont walk away from this."

"I just want my son, i don't care about anything else!"

"Hm? So you're the mother of my dinner? HAH, this is the greatest fun i have had all day. How about i give you a chance to save the boy. One punch, as hard as you can. And i won't use my sword to cut you down. If you can throw me off my feet, i'll let you and your son walk free."
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No. 374460 ID: f31dfc

Ok, the fellow wants a punch. It's obvious he's going to pull a fast one on you the moment it lands, so I suggest you make this hit count and be ready for a counter.

Use all your rage and fury against this bugger. You had to go through such convoluted methods to even get near your son that it would make most journeys seem simple. Punch his face with the rage of a thousand mothers and wipe that smug look off his face like a tidal wave wipes a small village off the map.

Secret Style: Berserker Fist of the Mother Bear!
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No. 374461 ID: 365adf
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374461

There's only one thing to do.
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No. 374472 ID: f208e4

Starshroi, wait! Give me some minutes! Please! Trust me!
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No. 374475 ID: f208e4

This man is a scoundrel, do not believe a word he says! Throw a punch at him and he will use Jacob as shield, then happily behead you and get your desperate and crying face as a trophy!

You are not a greenhorn! Think fast! Convince him to drop your son! He will be disappointed, but promise that you will give him your best shot and you do not want to hurt your son with the force of the impact! Is there any escape route for the villagers? You are on the edge of a ravine! Your punch is powerful enough to cause a landslide?

Wait! Rastin! His head is in the bag that this scoundrel carry, but the fucker is still alive. Why would you need him? He is a demon! He can create a huge distraction! I wonder if his head is all you need, but his body is near! We can show you the way!
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No. 374498 ID: 453e62

go for the face, stop short, and punch him in the gut.
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No. 374500 ID: de7eea

>>374475
This. The bastard would totally use Jacob as a shield.
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No. 374502 ID: 232ca6

>>374475
this
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No. 374526 ID: 223fe4

Won't use his sword to cut you down. He might have an axe. Or razor-sharp gauntlets. Or he might impale, rather than cut. Or just flat out lying. Don't trust the bastard.

When you punch, aim for his groin. I'd like to see him stay on his feet after that. He'd play dirty, so why not join on his level?
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No. 374540 ID: 7870c7

>>374526
also this, and he as a knife
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No. 374541 ID: 7870c7

has
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No. 374554 ID: b88147
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374554

"Keep your sword, drop my son. I don't care if it's a fair fight or not, i don't jacob getting hurt."
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No. 374560 ID: b88147
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374560

"Well, if your giving me a fair fight, then i'd be a fool to not accept. run to your mistress, fowl creature."

"MOOOOMMMMYYYY"
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No. 374561 ID: b88147
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374561

"J-jacob, what's gotten into you? Not saying i don't enjoy it, but your acting a little different."

"Oh gods, i don't care- i was being strangled for the past few notches of the sun and he was killing everyone and it was horrible, and i just want to go back to being at home. I'm so sorry for calling you creepy, i'll also call you mommy forever and ever and ever, just as long as i don't see that guy ever ever ever EVER again!"
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No. 374562 ID: b88147
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374562

"Madam, since i have freed your son you are obliged to give to me a fair fight. But i warn you, my sword prowess is of the utmost unearthly.

Do not hold it against me if i kill you."
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No. 374564 ID: b88147

>>374562

this one is animated
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No. 374565 ID: 453e62

"okay sounds..." look past him "what the heck is that ritturak doing?" then when he turns to look punch him.
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No. 374568 ID: f31dfc

Well that is nice of him. Guy slaughtered the villagers who hounded us, held our son by the neck the entire time, then let him go so that he may show us his skill at the sword at it's fullest. Rather refreshing...

...THIS SUCKA NEEDS A AIRSHIP TICKET! FIST CLASS! Sure he was a gentleman, but damn it he needs better child rearing skills! If his sword his his pride then our fist are our pride. Keep an eye on the blade and another on the body and try to land blows to the gut, solar plexus, shoulders and any point. Keep moving, keep dodging, and keep him on his toes. He blocks his left? Hit his right leg. Blocks his right? Left shoulder! Show him Hextor's might!

However, don't kill him. He could have easily killed Jacob and accepted our offer. At the least we should let him live in defeat with the fact a woman beat him in melee combat.
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No. 374578 ID: b88147
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374578

"I seem to have arrived at the right time."

MASK OF TRUE SIGHT, SHOW THE FOLLY OF OUR WAYS
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No. 374581 ID: b88147
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374581

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No. 374582 ID: b88147
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374582

"I'M GONNA RIP YOU APART FOR TOUCHING MY SON!"
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No. 374583 ID: b88147
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374583

"How will you be able to do that, when you have no arms? As fast as the wind, you cannot match me madam."

"w-wha-"
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No. 374584 ID: b88147
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374584

"now die in piece."
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No. 374585 ID: b88147
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374585

"I'M GONNA RIP YOU APART FOR TOUCHING MY SON!"
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No. 374586 ID: b88147
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374586

"DAMNED BE THE GODS, IT'S YOU!!!"

"My apologies, but you have the head of the very person i need. I will ever so graciously take it from you."
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No. 374587 ID: b88147
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374587

"w-what's going on..."

"Mother Star, if you cherish your life and the care of your son- you must leave Now.
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No. 374593 ID: f208e4

For the dresses of Kurt Cobain, when you will get out of the extremes of Curb Stomp Battle...

GET JACOB AND RUN! RUN! DO NOT LOOK BACK, STARSHROI! DO NOT LOOK BACK!!
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No. 374598 ID: c2c011

>>374587
Man oh man, the temporal paradoxes are just piling on here, time is getting warped left and right.

Anyway, it seems like you should do as he says, you need a training montage of epic proportions to get your old power back and become even more powerful! You should probably also train your son a bit, maybe give him a snazzy mask at some point.
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No. 374805 ID: de7eea

Get Jacob and go. You might want to tell those other adventurers that MurderBeard is distracted, but it is still best to retreat.
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No. 375340 ID: b88147
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375340

"Madame, i have your son right here. It seems that we must depart!"
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No. 375343 ID: b88147
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375343

"Oh thank goodness, please let me have jaco-"

"Denied, i run faster. Also, three quick things: My team is dead, I blame you for this, and when we reach the city of Leafgate I wash my hands of you."
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No. 375364 ID: c2c011

>>375343
That's ok, him and his team has served their purpose. Your son is safe and reunited with you again, now it's just a matter of making sure something like that never happens again.
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No. 375376 ID: 44e06a

One quick thing. Suck it up, young man. You all were not deceived or forced. Accept your own powerlessness.
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No. 375380 ID: e07105

Oi you two. Settle down. Doesn't matter if they were strong or not, we messed up and it cost him and almost cost us. We may as well apologize to him for his losses.

He helped us protect Jacob. The least we can do is thank him and apologize for our lack of skill in that scenario.
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No. 375381 ID: 44e06a

We messed up? Surely you jest!
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No. 375391 ID: e07105

In case you did not notice, he warned us to not face him alone like that. We did so and it cost him. That is one mistake.

Second, if that guy didn't show up to deal with him, we may not have survived and then Jacob would be alone with that monster. We could have walked away if possible. We did not so we left things up to chance. So far a good portion of our success has been luck.

I was one of those Rash voices so I admit to my folly Star. Let us focus on taking care of Jacob now and hope we teach, provide, and raise him well enough that he'd be able to care for himself when we cannot protect him.
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No. 375431 ID: 44e06a

You are insane. None of this is our fault. At least, not my fault. I told her to avoid unnecessary battles. In fact, I am starting to doubt the validity of our suggestions. Everyone ignore us and the challenges are simply absurd.
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No. 375611 ID: b88147
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375611

seriously guys, you're going to argue at each other inside my own mind?

I'll be honest, you guys sound like the most unholiest things that spawn from the depths of the nine hells- so listening to you throw your turkeys around like bitter housewives is a little rough for me. Sure, i should have followed some suggestions or listened to others ideas, but you have to see in my point of view.
When some devil voices just begin chiming in and yelling at you about how to run your life, would you listen to them? I mean, honestly?

Anyway, whatever... since you guys are just gonna drive me crazy- go on. Keep bickering, I'm not getting any better.
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No. 375618 ID: cdb8cb

If it makes you feel any better, your demon head voices are now quite averse to sending you charging headfirst at a Blackguard. As far as we knew "blackguard" just generally meant a no-good person, a black guard. So we were as surprised as you when a Blackguard actually turns out to be a SATANIC DEMON OF KILLING AND DEATH GIVEN FLESH AND BLOOD CRAP RUN FASTER
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No. 375623 ID: eb672d

Indeed. Like I said before, we misjudged the situation and it almost cost us. For that, we are sorry. While I do not speak for all the voices, I would at least like to apologize to the man. He did not have to save us or Jacob, but he did. He deserves that much.

After that, I'd be content with raising Jacob right.
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No. 375633 ID: 44e06a

I will not apologize! I warned you! I told you, OLD HAG! You can not blame others for your own forgetfulness! You have other priorities now! You still have much to learn about being a mother, OLD HAG! I will never let you stray, even if this kills you! I will say it again! You are not the only one who cares about Jacob! And Jacob is not the only one who cares about you! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME, STARSHROI! NEVER!
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No. 375642 ID: c2c011

>>375611
Eh, shit worked out in the end, not like anyone important died or anything like that. In fact things are made easier by the fact that he doesn't really want anything to do with you anymore, would have been a hassle to have him bugging you about joining his team.

Anyway, do you remember and keep in touch with any of your old adventuring mates? Ones owing you favours would be especially good.
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No. 375667 ID: e3aff6

Blackguard is known to refer to evil paladins, but they are usually just fairly strong guys with unpleasant magic rather than demigod supersoldiers who are faster than a monk while wearing full platemail.
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No. 375675 ID: c2c011

>>375667
But she's not a monk, she's also a Blackguard. Or at least she used to be one.
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No. 375928 ID: b88147
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375928

I don't even remember what I wanted to be when i was younger... hell, nothing came of it anyway. Whatever i was doesn't change what i am now. Old, dumb and outta shape... I guess i am an old hag. Maybe i should just go find someone else to do the epic battles for me.
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No. 375929 ID: b88147
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375929

And so day turns into night
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No. 375930 ID: b88147
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375930

"Wow, he sure left in a huff. Leaving us out here in the dark, how do we even know we're at the right place?"

"Don't worry honey, we're at Leafgate. He's just one of the many people who hates mommy... truthfully i'm terrified to even walk up to the door...jacob, i hope i can be the best mother for you."

"... please don't say strange things, it kinda hurts to listen to it."
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No. 375933 ID: cdb8cb

>>375930

Why are you afraid of Leafgate? More than of that buzzsaw of a Blackguard behind you? I'd get in the door VERY FAST
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No. 375940 ID: c2c011

>>375930
You just need to get back into asskicking shape again, especially since you got enemies that might attack Jacob to get to you.

Anyway, I'm sure they won't notice you if you don't call attention to yourself.
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No. 375960 ID: 44e06a

Guess what? Being old is the best thing that can happen to anyone. Getting older means you are alive. Look at your child. He is happy that you are alive. Your sorrow is of concern to him. Are you not glad that you two are alive?
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No. 376013 ID: cdb8cb

Besides what that guy did had nothing to do with youthful vigor. More like dark elder god fury channeled through his bones.
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No. 378797 ID: becb83
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378797

"Dammit mom, have no fears! It's a new town, and we can start a new family thing- like ya know... family stuff. New Beginnings!"

"... heh, well since you're so enthusiastic, then lets go on in."

"Why is it so dark in here?"

"This is only the walkway to the front gate, Leafgate is a metropolis built into the center of the mountain. It'll be dark til we reach the first gate."


so... gotta wright up leafgate some more... what i have on hand isn't much other than npcs and specific locations. send me some questions if you have any to the discus thread.
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No. 379358 ID: becb83
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379358

"... grumble grumble dammit... why are they always so goddamn awnnery grumble mumble grumble can't kill them all on account they're the big titted gobbos, dammit dammit dammit. and then there's this other thing, fucking dwarves always complaining about their kobold problem... it's like they see me as some sort of pest control or something. Grumble grumble grumble, more orphan beast men raiding villages, grumble grumble grumble...."
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No. 379365 ID: eb672d

Hello, I do not believe we have formally met. We are a group of bloody crazy voices that are likely going to make your current problems seem like a day in the park.

I take it you are Jacob?
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No. 379367 ID: b6edd6

>>379365
No, we have already met future-Jacob. Unless there are more of him around than Kid-Jacob and Armor-Jacob, this guy is someone else.
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No. 379382 ID: becb83
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379382

"Oy, what... oh, it's the orb... feh, guess you guys are awake."

>>379365
"We met, though you didn't ask us anything. Moria dragged me there, remember? You might not be the same ones... dammit, i really don't have the brain power for this crap. Yes, i'm jacob... but other jacob... don't want to explain it. Too complicated."

>>379367
"Guess i gotta explain it anyway, so there are three of us. One's called Moria, he's an uppity douchebag. I'm Chrestomanci, the only person that stops the stupid bastard from actually taking over the whole goddamn world. And then there is actual Jacob, Moria doesn't know about him yet and i wish to keep him in the dark. The actual jacob is the one who actually gets sent to me. Don't ask me to explain, time stuff and it's not important.

Any who, what do you guys want... actually, gimme your opinion on something. Would you wipe out an entire goblin village because they were stealing cattle? mind you, these gobbos are... let's just say the big melon types."
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No. 379384 ID: eb672d

Well nice to meet you Chrestomanci. Figured time shenanigans were involved... they always are.

Anyways, about your question; I'd say the best way to do it is not to kill them, but make them have to pay off the farmers who lost cattle. Labor, favors, resources, or.. other favors if you want that sort of thing. Killing them would likely just entice other tribes. The smarter ones would likely want to avenge their buddies, the dumber ones would think we dealt with them to protect our endless cow supply.

An alternative is to find out why they are stealing cattle too. Solve the problem there and it may either stop or slow down repeats.
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No. 379389 ID: b6edd6

By actual-jacob do you mean the kid, or are there three jacob-based time travelers (including you)?

About the goblins, I think property theft is generally not major enough to warrant death unless there is some other crime or consequence involved. Also, wiping out the entire village would likely hit some not involved in the actual theft.
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No. 379413 ID: becb83
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379413

"Wait... what? No, kid jacob is... huh? When are you seeing this from? No, i mean there is a third Jacob that is the same age as me and Moria- At the current time... the time that is now... that is not past or future... i don't even know when you are. You're just confusing me now, i give up.

Anyway, the goblin thing- going to negotiate something with them sounds fair enough. Maybe collect myself a new assistant, eh?
Maybe mom would enjoy a trip outside the tower also... What should i bring, i have a decent covey of mages and warlocks but i don't know if i should bring something flashy or just an illusionist to see if i can talk the gobbos down. Maybe might need some muscle to protect mother. What do you guys think?"
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No. 379415 ID: eb672d

Well, a change of scenery can always perk up the mood though you should bring a few mages specialized in defenses and perhaps trap detection. Illusionists should work as well since we want them to cooperate, not kill them. Either way, you seem like you can handle quite a few spells. What's your specialty? Makes planning a bit easier.

How is your mother anyway? I hope she is doing alright.
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No. 379463 ID: c71597

>>379413
Eh, just wipe out the place and sell everyone as slaves. You can reserve one or two personal slaves. See, problem solved. And now people won't steal cattle in your area because you don't fuck around and give people concessions for being criminal scum.
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No. 379476 ID: b6edd6

Ok, so apparently we are the time traveling ones, and there are three of you through some other means. The last thing we saw, Jacob was still a kid, and an (apparently time traveling) adult Moria rescued Staroshi from this crazy blackguard who would have otherwise killed her (and seems to have done so in time traveling Moria's original timeline).

How many Staroshis are there around in your time?
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No. 382575 ID: 0a1dbb
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382575

>>379415
"... same as always, nutty. Nothing improved after I removed the disease and she's just getting worse... I can't even think of what to do to help her anymore."
>>379463
"....that sounds awesome... but cruel. I am not cruel, I'm just an iron handed hero."
>>379476
"Yes, I recall that aswell. I looked into it further and it just doesn't add up... there is only one of my mother, and it seems all the other variants just die off. It's batshit crazy i say."

"Sir, Miss Ellen is here. She says he has slain the dirge dragon in Martordorl and is heading to the Swins Peak Mountains to take out the dragon up there. She also believes that an accomplice of the Dragon Tamer is up in the forests around those mountains, what do you wish to reply?"

"Ah, fantastic, tell her she doing a decent job. Also tell here there is word of a rampant monster that's been roaming the hillside, we think its a wild satyr."

"Is there anything else, sir?"

"Hmmmmm, here. Take this crystal ball, it's no use to me anymore. It might give you assistance in your apprenticeship, let the other girls use it aswell."

"Oh neat, what's it do?"

"It talks to you, and gives advice. I'm calling it a Talk Baron Sphere, and it's either give it to you or sell it on the market for a pretty coin."

"I'll definitely take it!!!!"
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No. 382640 ID: 0a1dbb

did you guys get tired of this quest or something?
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No. 382665 ID: b6edd6

(Sometimes the board is slow like that.)

Hello there. Can you hear us?
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No. 382667 ID: ed57e8

hello
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No. 382715 ID: b82230

Oh. Ummmm... hello? Man this is awkward. Usually we switch owners a bit more dynamically than this. No offense or anything, we are just a bit caught off guard.

Soooo how are you?
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No. 382804 ID: 1b0f2f

SUDDENLY BLACKGUARDS EVERYWHERE
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No. 382871 ID: c71597

>>382575
Hello there ladygirl, got any worlds you want saved or dudes you want seduced?
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No. 383575 ID: 0a1dbb
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383575

>>382665
oh hey, you speak into peoples heads... i guess that's kinda neat.

>>382667
Hello!

>>382715
Really? That sounds complex, i'm sure if i wasn't an apprentice i'd understand a bit more.
>>382804
b-blackguards!? ... no... your joking.

>>382871
Uh... hmmm... well since you mentioned something, you are given to me to aid in my studies i guess you can help me with something... so... there is a special someone that i like, but so do the other apprentice mages, but i want this special someone to like me more then the others... wanna help me out on this one?
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No. 383576 ID: ed57e8

oh, sorry that guy is a ROCK, he hates everyone.
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No. 383583 ID: fcf88e

To be honest, trying to woo him overtly is going to go badly if everyone else is doing it. Just be nice, help him with small tasks, get him his favorite drink(non alcoholic. No making him drunk to try and woo him), polite small talk about this and that. Just take it easy and do not jump the gun.
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No. 383603 ID: c71597

>>383575
Him? Yeah that's probably going to take quite a bit of work unless you go the direct route of drugs and reverse rape, but that's not something you can build a lasting relationship on. That and it might not work, so bad idea all around.

To get him you're probably going to have to work your way into being his assistant or something. Then get him to rely on your more and more and eventually getting him into the sack.
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No. 384395 ID: d12795
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384395

>you are now in telila mode

>>383576
... I don't think he hates Everyone...

>>383583
hey, you're right.

>>383603
yeah, take it slow... i just want to be more important to him then the other girls.

OH MY GOD, HE FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!! ... what should i do?
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No. 384396 ID: ed57e8

leave, if he passed out then he must be really tired, so waking him up will just make him grumpy.
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No. 384399 ID: 9c7c3b

Make some coffee (or closest analogue) and leave it on hi desk. Put it where he can't accidentally spill it, too.
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No. 384402 ID: a94a01

>>384395
also cover he's back with a blanket so he won't get cold
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No. 384423 ID: c71597

>>384395
Make sure he doesn't drool on any important papers, put a nice fluffy pillow under his head and then put a blanket over him so he doesn't get cold. Then I guess you could stay and watch him sleep like some creepy stalker.
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No. 384630 ID: d12795
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384630

"...dammit mom... what happened to you..."

He's soo cute. I don't have a blanket on hand, but i used my robes to keep him warm and found a pillow under his desk. I even got him a cup of warm jump juice, mostly my own concoction. Cus... well, i have a little skill in herbalism and potion making....

>>384423
... i'm not gonna watch him sleep... well maybe for a couple minutes but not any longer. I need to occupy myself with something else, what do you suggest?
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No. 384682 ID: 9c7c3b

Potionmaking? Baby, you can MAKE him love you. Slip a love potion in his jump juice next time.
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No. 384690 ID: fcf88e

Yeah... no potion making. Those things tend to back fire like NUTS. You said you were a secretary right? Maybe do some paper work that you are allowed to do so he's not flooded in the stuff. Probably some anti migraine medicine when he wakes up too.
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No. 384700 ID: 252e1b

>>384630

He still looks cold to me.
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No. 384730 ID: d12795
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384730

>>384682
haha, i don't want to poison him again so i won't do that.

>>384690
I'm not too good at being a secretary either, but i can be a thief!!! And i already made some headache stuff, it's in the juice already.

>>384700
... should i go hunt for a blanket?
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No. 384740 ID: c71597

>>384730
Guess you could read through some of his stuff and see what he needs to get done or something. Or go out there and learn magic. Just something that would make you more of a back up assest to him.
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No. 384880 ID: 252e1b

>>384730

Yeah, get him a blanket.
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No. 384891 ID: 421737

>>384880
It might take a long time to find another blanket. You've got other stuff on. Give him that right now. You can get it back when you get a blanket.
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No. 384953 ID: d12795
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384953

>>384740
...hmmmm, i'll go to the library and see if i can pick up a spell. He is supposed to teach us, and occasionally he does... but not lately.

>>384880
Yeah, i'll go do that also!!!

>>384891
...i'm wearing natsu garb, it isn't supposed to keep you warm. It's supposed to make it easier to traverse silently and also protect you from harm.

"Hold on, Teres, what is that you have there? Some sort of gift? How come you have it and nobody else? Also, why did you sneak into his office, didn't you read the sign? It says not to bother him!! What Nerve!!!"

OH, it's the competition....
"w-well, uh..."
"Nothing to say? Hand it over and we won't hurt you."
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No. 384956 ID: fcf88e

Oh my... they sure are feisty when it comes down to it. Well, we can be pretty scary ourselves. Inform her that you are keeping this orb safe due to how dangerous it is and it is unwise to hold us without being properly prepared. If they try to use brute force or say they are worthy to hold us, let them touch the orb.

[If anyone other than Telia holds us at the moment, subject that person to the entirety of /b/, Two girls, one cup, and youpoop. Telia will not be affected by this effect.]
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No. 384961 ID: ed57e8

>>384956
[i second this idea]
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No. 384984 ID: c71597

>>384953
Well that seems like an annoying bunch of people. Tell them to sod off, then kick the first one to move in the groin, run like hell after that.
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No. 385054 ID: 5e6f6f

He did say to share us with the other girls and I'm guessing these are them. I would say to just share but threatening you just isn't cool.

There's no reason to make a story up. Just say that you got the orb to help your apprenticeship and that you were supposed to share it but it doesn't want to help anyone thats going to try and use violence to take us away from our holder. Also that we want them to try to take us away from our current holder, we want them to touch us.
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No. 385179 ID: b6edd6

Offer us to them, but tell them that you aren't responsible if it melts their brains like it did with the old Baron.
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No. 385329 ID: d12795
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385329

"The chrestomanci gave me this crystal ball to help with our studies, but it doesn't want to be taken. If you try to take it by force it will do strange magical things that can drive you utterly mad! If you want this orb, try to tak-"
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No. 385333 ID: d12795
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385333

"I can handle it, I have to take care of the the old woman anyway."

I wonder if this thing is an artifact.
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No. 385341 ID: b6edd6

Nope, just Chuck Testa. By which I mean a ball of distilled crazy.
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No. 385352 ID: 1b0f2f

>>385333

U GOT A PURDY MOUTH
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No. 385368 ID: fcf88e

Why hellooooooooooooooo there~ so you dealt with Madam Starshroi hmmmm~? We happen to know her rather well. In fact we know many, MANY stories. Perhaps you would like to hear them in vivid detail? For instance, there was the time...
[ramble about various inane quests]
...then the halfing mixed the goblin ale with the elven pudding, drank it and...
[ramble about more inane quests]
..I then made the dwarf tie the ever burning torches in his beard, smash the decapitated bear head through the wooden door and scream bloody murder at the bandits. Three of them soiled themselves profusely.
[Oh god, why won't I shut up?]
And that is how through various shenanigans and a rubber hose a elven wizard spent the rest of eternity falling down stairs.
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No. 385397 ID: c71597

>>385333
Damn it, told her to use some violence on you. Hey, what's your stance on taking over the world and ending life as we know it?
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No. 385407 ID: a9197b

[Become burning hot]
[Overload holders head with maximum pitch/volume cacophonic noise and screams]
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No. 385408 ID: 9c7c3b

>>384956
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