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365989 No. 365989 ID: 9eaf35

You are a novice S.T.A.L.K.E.R.. You stand outside of Yanov Station, hoping today you'll gain some notoriety among your fellow gas mask-wearing peers. As a recent arrival to The Zone, you haven't picked a name for yourself. You are told STALKERS follow pretty strict naming conventions and you wouldn't want to look like a fool to them.

What is the name of this neophyte?
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No. 365990 ID: ddc511

Jesus.
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No. 365991 ID: 2f7e89

Jay Coldheart
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No. 365992 ID: c0e5fe

Gedout Ofhere.
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No. 365993 ID: baf403
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365993

Fritz
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No. 365994 ID: db03a4

Ivan vodka
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No. 365999 ID: 4bc7e6

>>365993
Second
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No. 366000 ID: 252e1b

Plain Jane
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No. 366001 ID: ddc511

>>365993
Let's do this.
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No. 366009 ID: 0ef5d9

damned yellow fairies killed the last Fritz, we need a spare.
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No. 366025 ID: 72d8c7

>>365994
You know how many "Vodka"s there are in the zone? Go with the first thing some one calls you.
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No. 366040 ID: c71597

>>365993
That's the right one.
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No. 366084 ID: 83d76e

>>365993
or Peace.
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No. 366087 ID: 4caae7

Lobster Eyes
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No. 366091 ID: 170ee3

Ivan Chesnokov.
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No. 366109 ID: a7b5b4

>>366091
Seconding
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No. 366113 ID: 56cdd5
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366113

Your vaguely Russian brain produces the absolutely non-Russian name Fritz. You believe your peers will appreciate how foreign it sounds. You do need a last name of sorts, and from the list you thought up, you pick Jane.


What will you do now, Fritz Jane?
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No. 366119 ID: 742815

>>366113
Become the greatest S.T.A.L.K.E.R. the world has ever known. You will need weapons.
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No. 366120 ID: c7b6c2

Yes! Inventory check!
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No. 366126 ID: da696f

>>366113
Convince anyone around you that despite having Jane as a last name you are NOT a girl
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No. 366140 ID: cf49fc

>>366126
Secretly, be a girl.

Oh, and WATCH OUT! TREE ANOMALY BEHIND YOU!
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No. 366141 ID: da696f

>>366140
But super secretly just be a boy who looks like a girl pretending to be a boy.
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No. 366148 ID: 135252

>>366120
Quick how much vodka do we have?
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No. 366172 ID: ddc511

No! I'm fed up with this gender nonsense!
Secretly be a Giant Space Flea from Nowhere!
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No. 366175 ID: 56cdd5
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366175

You use a ton of willpower to visualize an abstract representation of the contents of your backpack. You could have used your PDA, but you don't know that yet.

You have weapons. Weapon. Strapped to your back is your trusty AKM-72, and by trusty you mean to imply that it's in such a terrible condition that you don't expect it to protect you at all, but you hear that's how all guns are in The Zone. You have a total of one (1) medkit and a decent but perhaps not respectable amount of vodka. You have no ammunition except the ones in your weapon magazine.
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No. 366176 ID: da696f

>>366175
Look around and see if you can trade someone ammo for vodka.
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No. 366179 ID: c7b6c2

>>366176
Wait! Trading ammo FOR vodka or vice versa? Because both are good ideas, depending on how Russian you are.
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No. 366187 ID: c9db3c

>>366175

Look for a fat guy in an underground shelter, and see if he sells anything.
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No. 366567 ID: 6e5252
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366567

You don't have too many rubles to barter with, should a fat guy in a bunker be found anywhere around. It seems you'll have to resort to the 'trade-vodka-for-ammo-or-vice-versa' plan for now.


Hey, perhaps that guy over there wants to trade?
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No. 366568 ID: da696f

>>366567
Pssh he looks like a pushover. You should try and mug that guy.
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No. 366569 ID: 67008d

>>366567

He looks like an amateur trader. With enough clever negotiation, I think you could make him give you all his stuff for free.
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No. 366570 ID: 686985

Let's look for anyone else around first so we don't wind up trading blood for spent ammo or stained teeth.
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No. 366575 ID: ddc511

Like an insect attracted to the flame... Go on! Maybe we can meet with his last client!
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No. 366697 ID: aab2ac

wait, sniper...it's a sniper strategy to left a body on a field
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No. 366767 ID: 4bdd79

>>366567
If he's still alive, use the medkit. He will become forever indebted to you. Trust me on this.
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No. 366770 ID: 01381b

Take his vodka, use it to avoid any snipers.
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No. 366774 ID: c3ec0a

>>366567

steal from him
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No. 366776 ID: 39368c

>>366697

As he said, the sniper is properly still around. I suggest that you lie down fast as possibly. Pull out our weapons and start looking around in your surrounding to see any possibly threats.
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No. 366788 ID: 7ab7cc

[quicksave]
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No. 366793 ID: ddc511

Wait! That's Frank! All clear, guys! Good old Frank just love them tomatoes! You see, he probably succeeded in making his brew with tomatoes!
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