Suggestion 2011/10/14(Fri)10:50 No. 358137 ID: f7aa74
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You resolve to become a nudist, post quests on /quest/ about quests, then conquer the nearest table by sleeping on it.

You achieved
>As a blue jay sticker
>Is that bacon? sticker
>Annoyance sticker
>Vini Vidi Vicci sticker

no.2 Suggestion 2011/10/14(Fri)10:54 No. 358138 ID: f7aa74
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alrighty, just got back up. I'm still in a strange apartment, but now i have stickers and am naked... what do?

try using the stickers. hold up the blue jay sticker.

Exit room, pan out.

find nearest window and dance in front of it until someone notices you. then ask them who you are/ where you are.

Take the table with you. You cannot abandon your kingdom!

Well stickers are basically clothes. If you rummage around a bit more you could get enough stickers to make a highly adhesive dress out of them. Then you can try to go out into the world and charm yourself a boyfriend.

Cover your vagina with the bacon sticker.
Cover your nipples with the annoyance and bluejay stickers.
Put the veni vidi vicci sticker on your forehead like a crown.
You will now not be so naked. Take on the world.

Elephant Guy 2011/10/16(Sun)07:13 No. 358563 ID: c991a4
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do a naked cartwheel, karate chop the table in half and climb up your doorway until you touch the ceiling.

Suggestion 2011/10/16(Sun)19:17 No. 358782 ID: 7bad01
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bonk this is fun

You have achieved
>Wtf sticker
>Fully Clothed sticker
>Fun Times sticker
>this will hurt when i take them off sticker
>happy end sticker

no.3 Suggestion 2011/10/16(Sun)19:19 No. 358783 ID: 7bad01
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You are heading to a friends house, he has given permission for you to enter without knocking.

What way should we go about entering said house?

Kick the door in with your belt in your hand.

throw open the window and jump in.

order giant cake
insert self into it
mail yourself to friend's doorstep
burst out from cake and give him sexy lap dance

>>358786
Except instead of a lap dance, shoot him with a nerf gun.

Suggestion 2011/10/16(Sun)19:45 No. 358794 ID: 7bad01
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YOU BUST INTO THE HOUSE HIDING IN A FANTASTIC POP OUT CAKE AND FIRE YOUR NERF GUN... at a naked girl climbing the doorway... what?

You have achieved
>FANTASTIC ENTRANCE sticker
>NERF 4 YOU LIFE sticker
>Nudely unnexpected sticker

Okay now give lap dance

be SUPER EMBARRASSED. allow girl to use your cake for clothing.

touch her boob

Suggestion 2011/10/16(Sun)20:15 No. 358810 ID: aa4c27
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You are a NORMAL FARMGIRL.
You are farming your farm when an alien appears.
It says it wants to take you on a magical adventure through the stars.

How do you reply?

punch it in the battle ship

say "only if i get to drive"

>>358810
"Is this one of those rape things?"

>>358810
Abduct it.

Suggestion 2011/10/16(Sun)20:38 No. 358826 ID: aa4c27
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"Only if I get to drive"
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You gained
>End of the World Sticker

Suggestion 2011/10/17(Mon)15:26 No. 358965 ID: 0448b9
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You are a NORMAL FARMHOUSE.
You are being a farm when an alien appears.
The LOVE OFYOURLIFE leaves you for a magical adventure through the stars.

What do you do?

>>358965
FOLLOW THEM

find someone else in an attempt to make her jealous.

Sprout rocket engines and turn into a space farm.

Suggestion 2011/10/17(Mon)16:10 No. 358978 ID: 0448b9
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ACTIVATING GRAVITY THRUSTERS...
CALIBRATING POINT OF MAKE-OUT.
SPACE FARM MODE ACTIVATED.

Suggestion 2011/10/17(Mon)16:12 No. 358979 ID: 0448b9
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You engage in sloppy make-outs with the UFO to make the NORMAL FARMGIRL jealous.
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>"Ladies, I am a farm." sticker
>"Space Farm" sticker
>"The UFO was actually a guy too and the farmgirl thought it was hot" sticker

but who gets pregnant?

Meanwhile on the ground the most radical and unpredictable guy on the planet is...

Suggestion 2011/10/21(Fri)14:42 No. 359852 ID: b9c01a
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You are the MOST ANGRY PERSON IN THE WORLD. There is a SENIOR CITIZEN who is using a million coupons for all her products.

What do you do?

take all her stuff and flee. use it to make a sculpture to express your rage.

PUNCH EVERYTHING, then shit on the counter and leave.

>>359852
Focus all of your BURNING HATE down into one tiny point right in the centre of those coupons. When it has reached the heat and mass of TEN THOUSAND ANGRY SUNS, use the energy to fast-forward time and make all of the coupons FOUR MILLION YEARS PAST EXPIRY DATE.

Wait in line and fume over it without doing anything like the bitch you are

Do nothing. It'll keep them guessing. Guessing until you DESTROY THEM.

Use your tazer on the old person stealth-like.

transform into ANGROTRON

Walk out through the door. *THROUGH* the door. You're too angry to open that piece of shit.

Suggestion 2011/11/01(Tue)23:52 No. 363191 ID: 8d592b
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You decide to focus all of your BURNING HATE down into one tiny point right in the centre of those coupons. Then when it has reaches the heat and mass of TEN THOUSAND ANGRY SUNS, you use the energy to fast-forward time and make all of the coupons FOUR MILLION YEARS PAST EXPIRY DATE.

The OLD WOMAN looks sad for a moment then says

>"Well it's a good thing I brought EXTRA COUPONS."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU- Sticker Obtained
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK- Sticker Obtained
Gained a Stomach Ulcer- Sticker Obtained

have a heart attack.

>>361463
this

>>363232
yes

Have a heart attack while walking out *through* the door. Be too angry for either the door or heart attack to stop you.

Literally explode with rage, showering everyone with gore and intestines. That'll show them.

>>363231
Verily.

>>363191
Soul versus soul!
Grab that old lady by the shoulders, and stare into her eyes such rage that she becomes another you!
RAGE CLONE