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355537 No. 355537 ID: 5a8055

... so dark... i can't feel my legs... am i dead yet? Sooooo confused, i don't even know what's going on. Am i drowning? Well i can't be drowning, i can still breath... why the heck can't i feel my legs? I feel something is down there, but i have no feelings beyond that...

feh, jeez. I don't get paid to go through these horrible things... when i see that man, I'll definitely give him an ear full... if i'm still alive that is.
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No. 355595 ID: a2fa74

>>355593
There's a bird named Fredrick in its stomach. Save him!

Then go over to Pont and ask him to use his body to cover your nakedness.
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No. 355602 ID: 78b9fc

Apparantly some ugly rabbit named Frederick is in there too.
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No. 355613 ID: 5a8055
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355613

[???] murfle urfle urp
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No. 355619 ID: 5a8055
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355619

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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No. 355620 ID: c71597

>>355613
Start ripping and tearing your way in to get him out. Meanwhile ask your boss what the fuck is going on with all of this shit.
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No. 355623 ID: a2fa74

>>355619
Oh, good! You don't need to go over and rip it open!
That means you can ask Pont to hide your nakedness so at least SOME of the people here won't have seen you naked.
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No. 355630 ID: 5a8055
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355630

>>355620
i'm not doing anythig...

>>355623
... goblins really don't care if they walk around naked.

[???] Mister Pont, i know i said that i could take on anything after i found the chainsaw, but i didn't expect it to swallow me whole... I am only a minor bit embarrassed
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No. 355646 ID: c71597

>>355630
Ok, shit is seriously crazy and fucked up. Ask what the fuck is going down here? Demand some fucking explinations right now.
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No. 355651 ID: 5a8055
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355651

[kilobyte] I also found a little bird inside the stuffy little place. hmmm, is this that goblin woman? it isn't that i care much, but can you dress yourself miss?
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No. 355666 ID: 5a8055
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355666

what's going on here?

[Pont] Well, you lost your legs in an unsavory verbal transaction- i brought you over to the scientist to see if he could fix you up. One thing led to another, and we are here now: Also, seems there is a cuddle bee rebellion taking place at home. And for some odd reason, those demons i mentioned at the meeting aren't being too talkative as of late.
So yeah, that's the rundown of it so far. Our current objective i totally forgot and i'm willing to take some suggestions on what to do right now. You have anything?

>_
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No. 355689 ID: a2fa74

>>355666
Hug Pont and tell him the voices are over in your head right now.
Also, thank him for your promotion to being his administrative assistant. (It's good! You get "horrible things" pay!)

Suggestions? Get protective outfits and get out of here. Unless Kilobyte thinks you can turn this SCIENCE into something useful.
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No. 355694 ID: 0448b9

Ask about the new legs. Any things you should know about them before you do anything? Any new abilities? Mantainience?
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No. 355695 ID: 35e1a0

yeah get stuff to wear, like more power armor, and get everyone who is an off-worlder to a ship so if something goes down the bear asshole wont be able to attack them.
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No. 355702 ID: 5a8055
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355702

well, why don't we
>Get protective outfits and get out of here
>and get everyone who is an off-worlder to a ship so if something goes down

also, can i get something to wear?
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No. 355705 ID: 35bcde

>>355702
No, you cannot have clothing.
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No. 355708 ID: a2fa74

>>355702
>>355705
Yes, she can have clothing. That would be an example of low-grade "protective wear".

Ask Kilobyte if he can tinker with the mechanobeast to make it a battlebus.
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No. 355709 ID: 5a8055
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355709

[Pont] ... like a space ship or something? i don't know if they have any. And if we need power suits i guess rabbit/shirt can make some up.

[kilobyte] I'm a gremlin, and no.

[pont] don't worry helena, i can always force him if i have to.
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No. 355711 ID: 35e1a0

just something basic made from the beast is good enough. make it so you don't need to worry about dying from small arms fire.
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No. 355719 ID: 5a8055
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355719

>>355711

Um... gremlin guy, can you make som-....

[kilobyte] Make something? depends on what you need. But on a different note, how do you enjoy my enhancements?
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No. 355721 ID: 35e1a0

say "congratulations, you just volunteered to be the front line fighter due to having the heaviest armor"
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No. 355723 ID: 1854db

Pretty awesome, dude.
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No. 355729 ID: a2fa74

>>355719
"Awesome.
Now could you turn the rest of the science around here into useful things? How about a medigun upgrade that shoots healing?"
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No. 355759 ID: c71597

>>355719
Say that they're pretty fucking cool but you would like something to protect your remaining fleshy bits as well.

Then we should be able to start rocking, slaughter our way through some cuddlebees and get to something that can get us off-planet so we can nuke the shit out of it from orbit afterwards.
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No. 355847 ID: f7aa74
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355847

... well, can you science some stuff up to make it useful to us? Weapons and a medical place would be nice.

[kilobyte]interesting, interesting... what? oh sorry, this is all fascinating... i could use all this, yes this place is very convenient for me.

b-but

[kilobyte]NOT NOW, please. Can't you see i'm busy.
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No. 355852 ID: f7aa74
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355852

Dammit, we need your help, just whip something up or something.

[kilobyte]... your audio output is interrupting my concentration, shoo shoo.
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No. 355861 ID: 35e1a0

jump on his head and start punching him. if he tries to use chainsaw jump out the way so he chainsaws himself.
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No. 355884 ID: c71597

>>355852
Wait a bit for him to get done and ask Pont what he has been up to.
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No. 355950 ID: 78b9fc

Fondly regard the notion of gutting him with his own chainsaw, but don't do it.
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No. 355996 ID: a2fa74

>>355852
Let him finish.
Meanwhile, fondly regard Pont's Pants.
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No. 356789 ID: f7aa74
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356789

He dosn't listen to well, does he?

[Pont] heh, no. Gets distracted easily... nearly got killed a time or two because of this.

So... uh... what's up?

[Pont] What do you mean? What's been happening while you were away? welp, things went crazy at the office, you know, and then things went crazy here... It was all very interesting, definitelly lethal.

I guess i'm supposed to fondly regard your pants.

[pont] oh thanks. yeah, these were made back at home by the gnome clothing designers. You might know them, 'Wicket', they did thos wierd hats with the floppy sides.
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No. 356798 ID: a2fa74

>>356789
Grab his butt and say it feels like a million bucks.
Then ask him how much more you're getting paid now that you're his personal assistant.
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No. 357307 ID: f7aa74
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357307

Thats fine and all... but what are we going to do now?

[Pont] Isn't it obvious? We are claiming this place as my office and turning it into a battle ready facility from which i will reclaim my lost property by sending out hordes of armies.

... are you serious? ... No really, are you serious?

[pont] ... yeah, dosn't sound like a good plan? welp... i've got nothing then... wish i had thos zany demon voices again.

i-i think i have them, this is some sort of disease is it?

[Pont] Heck if I know, lets ask them what they think then, i would like some creative input from those guys.
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No. 357310 ID: 35e1a0

actually his plan was pretty good. BUT change it to robots. and they are self altering, if one dies the others receive data on how it died and alter themselves so that the same way can't work on them. eventually each one will be unstoppable.

only other thing that can be done is leave this planet and destroy it. take enough bees that you can breed up more somewhere else.
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No. 357311 ID: 35bcde

>>357307
Dunno, hump like bunnies until Kilobyte makes something neat?
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No. 357318 ID: a2fa74

>>357307
Yep, we're over here now.
We're sorta like a half-breed between demons and a sentient meme. You were infected around the time Pont suckled syrup off your ear.

Incidentally, our activity is proportional to our mood; the more interested we are the more useful we become. While flirting with Pont and building romantic tension between you two may seem like a poor way to spend your time at the moment, indulging our interests helps keep us at our best!

Kilobyte's distracted by shiny things, so the two of you should search the room for anything you can actually use the way it is. Or things that make sense.
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No. 357322 ID: b6edd6

>>357310
Well robot armies can only be immune to so many things at once, but they are still quite useful if you have the infrastructure to make them.

Instead of destroying the planet, you could go find another one with fewer aggressive deitys, but I suppose that would be against your job description.

So where did that robot dog-thing come from, anyway? Have the rebels been manufacturing bots of their own in secret before the fighting started (or very very quickly afterwards), or is there a control center for those what we might re-capture?
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No. 357323 ID: c71597

>>357307
Well you have some biological labs and stuff on the planet, don't you? If so then it's time to make your way over there and engineer a killer virus against the bees. Preferably one with a incubation time of say 7 days before it erupts into its full and deadly form. Have to make sure it's contagious as all hell as well. Then you just lock yourself into some nice hermetic bunker and wait it out. After a few weeks it should be sort of safe to go out and see what the damages are.
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No. 357325 ID: b6edd6

>>357323
If you are going to bio-bomb the planet, you might as well go find a new one (unless you want to develop it as farmland or something).
Also, when a god is out to kill you (along with at least one telephoning demigod), most bunkers will only serve to lock you in.
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No. 357326 ID: c71597

>>357325
Well it's a planetwide rebellion. Resettling will probably be cheaper than pacification.
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No. 369642 ID: 597dc4
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369642

So... uh... the voices are telling me to look around and find something that we can use right off hand. I guess you search over there? Is it still dangerous around here?

[Pont] Depends if Sparkxsus has anymore mechanized dogs of his turned on. I'll be damned if i get attacked without my tie properly affixed!

>Incidentally, our activity is proportional to our mood; the more interested we are the more useful we become. While flirting with Pont and building romantic tension between you two may seem like a poor way to spend your time at the moment, indulging our interests helps keep us at our best!

Mister Pont, are these voices coherent?

[Pont] They're demon voices, i believe they're coherent enough to understand... sometimes.

You know we are business associates, correct?

[Pont] ... where are you going with this, Helena?

I'm saying that if you want my full co-operation in helping with rebuilding this business, you will have to cease your sexual advances towards me.

[Pont]... huh, what are the demons telling you? Are they saying you're fat? You aren't fat, your a beautiful goblin who i admire and take interest in.

But we are work associates, it is unprofessional to have a relationship while being co-workers.

[Pont] ... of course, of course. I believe that i will start looking over this way then. Also, you aren't fat, no matter what the voices say.

Dammit, just do your job!
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No. 369646 ID: cdb8cb

>>369642

His sexual advances towards you? In your dreams! He's just that sexy naturally. You can try to distract yourself by looking at some dumb bird or something, but it won't work~
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No. 369647 ID: 453e62

haha, he isn't even trying. he is just that nice by himself. anyway, just look at the big picture and we can spot hidden things crazy fast, relatively.
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No. 370234 ID: 6e44d2

Oh gobbo, you can't deny your feelings for Pont any more than he can stop being sexy.
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No. 370389 ID: 597dc4

you guys are soo un-informed... unless that's what you got after reading the last two chapters... so i'll just drop this link just for snits and giggles

http://tgchan.org/wiki/Justicequest
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No. 373684 ID: 597dc4
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373684

Jeez guys, it's not like we're a thing or stuff... we just work together... and stuff...

I GOTTA FIND STUFF, what am i looking for?

>__
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No. 373731 ID: a2fa74

>>373684
He's smiling so wide right now~

You're looking for weapons and things that gremlin can use to make stuff.
If you can't find either, then give the gremlin things that look technologicy or complicated and find yourself a nice heavy chunk you can use as a club.
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No. 373732 ID: 453e62

anything really, but guns and armor would be best. weird things like a zero point energy manipulator would be great too.
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No. 382556 ID: 0a1dbb
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382556

huh, wonder what this thing is... should i keep it?
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No. 382559 ID: a2fa74

>>382556
Looks like a weapon. Take it, but don't push, pull, or touch anything on it until the small annoying thing looks it over.
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No. 382630 ID: 1b0f2f

>>382556

Looks like a stapler.
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