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354743 No. 354743 ID: 4071be

Let us begin. You are H.R. Herpenderp, the greatest person in all of existence. You own the largest manufacturer of useless bullshit in the known universe. The sound of your cockney accent is so charming that it gives women orgasams upon hearing it. You have so much money that you can literally do anything. ANYTHING. Your sheer awesomeness makes Rudy Mann look like a COMPLETE TOOL.
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No. 354745 ID: 400170

>Acquire better graphics. A gentleman of your calibre deserves more than pixels.
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No. 354746 ID: 4071be
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354746

And you are currently on this planet attempting to erect another store. Please suggest an action.
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No. 354751 ID: 0448b9

>You seem like a fancy man. Do you have any.. fancy interests to your fancy that you know of to start a shop about?
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No. 354757 ID: b6edd6

Know what time it is?
TEA TIME!
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No. 354758 ID: bf95d9

Talk dirty to the store, that should get it erect.
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No. 354761 ID: 4071be
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354761

>>354751
But of course! Nothing is more useless than that of the fancy variety!
>>354757
Tea-time has sadly come and gone. But, do not despair, for there will be others.
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No. 354786 ID: e3f578

obviously we should order a useless ancient artifact to show off in our useless fancy store. You should have it built by the time it arrives.

Enter store. Or Erict it if the door behind isn't the store. Just mail order for an instant drop store as well as the artifact.
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No. 354807 ID: 7fd0e3

>>354786

Just one? Have a hundred!

>>354761
Come up wit some really wanky modern artistic bullshit. Like the door to your next store being 'interprative' or 'imaginary.'
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No. 354810 ID: 4071be
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354810

>>354786
Done. And no, that isn't my store. I don't know what it is. Come to think of it, it's the only thing I've seen since I've arrived.
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No. 354813 ID: 4071be
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354813

Wonder why that is.
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No. 354816 ID: 4071be
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354816

No matter. The store is finished. What should I do now? Organize the store, or check out what I would assume to be my competition?
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No. 354818 ID: c7b6c2

Check the competition. That way you know what to sell.
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No. 354824 ID: 4071be
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354824

Sounds like a solid idea.
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No. 354828 ID: 4071be
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354828

... Oh dear.
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No. 354829 ID: 4071be
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354829

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No. 354878 ID: e516c5

>>354829
Close that fucking door, Herpenderp!
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No. 354918 ID: 909c96
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354918

Well, that's rather odd. It would appear to be an Elder God of some sort.

>"BOW BEFORE ME, MORTAL ASSWAGON! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU."
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No. 354919 ID: c71597

>>354918
This dude clearly doesn't know who he is talking to. Inform him of who you are and then school his ass in trying to challenge his superiors.
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No. 354920 ID: c7b6c2

"Apologies, I seem to have entered the wrong door."

Then go and sell some elder gods of your own.
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No. 354921 ID: e3f578

Your better than Rudy Mann and he punched this guy's daddy so hard his eyes burst.
Squish this motherfucker so his guts wring out of his eyeballs. His stuffed, plushy, foamy, white guts.
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No. 354922 ID: 909c96
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354922

>>354919
YOU ARE RIGHT! FUCK CTHULHU, I AM H.R HERPENDERP! GET OUT HERE, YOU MONGREL!
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No. 354924 ID: 909c96
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354924

自身のスーパー死キック!!!!!!!! (Lit. Super Death Kick of Ownage)
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No. 354926 ID: 909c96
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354926

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No. 354932 ID: 0448b9

Lets now check for any damage caused by the attack...?
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No. 354936 ID: c7b6c2

I just noticed the changed ID.
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No. 354965 ID: c71597

>>354926
Excellent, now that the competition has been dealt a surely fatal blow you can go back to your easy lifestyles of tea and whores.
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No. 354999 ID: 909c96
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354999

Hmm. Don't know my own strength.
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No. 355005 ID: 909c96
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355005

I would assume that this is the infinite vacuum of space, but... I don't know, something doesn't feel right...
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No. 355015 ID: 909c96
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355015

No, this isn't right at all.
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No. 355026 ID: c71597

>>355015
There are big weird spooky eyes behind you. Quickly poke them!
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No. 355086 ID: 909c96
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355086

"Oh, hello there. How are you doing this fine evening?"

>"Intriguing. It seems Soc-Maballse was defeated by a mere mortal. Well, a former mortal, anyway."
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No. 355156 ID: 40cb26

"Formally a mortal, but always a badass. Wait, what sort of a not mortal am I? On a scale from dead to deity?"
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No. 355165 ID: c71597

>>355086
Tell them you are but a man!

Possibly the most awesome and hardcore man in existance, but still just a man.
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No. 355166 ID: 0448b9
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355166

Oh balls yes.
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No. 356440 ID: 909c96
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356440

It has been an inordinate number of days since I arrived here. Absolutely nothing has happened. At all. If I were a man of lesser constitution, I would be really weirded out right now.
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No. 356441 ID: 909c96
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356441

>"Oh, hey, you still here? Sorry, we were playing Black Ops. We had it installed directly into our eyes. We're Elder Gods, we can do these things. Anyway, as I was saying, you are a former-mortal. But make no mistake. You are not dead."
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No. 356450 ID: 0bd0b0

Ask them if they camped in the corner the entire time that you were waiting.
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No. 356474 ID: 40cb26

"Are you going to explain exactly what they entails, or would you prefer that I determine the specifics via a game of 20 or more questions?"
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No. 356551 ID: c71597

>>356441
Claim that you are their superior in all games.
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No. 356554 ID: 3514ca

Make friends with these beings or something.
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No. 356574 ID: 0d7a83

Challenge them to a COD-off.
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