Edmund Twewy 2011/11/20(Sun)03:21 No. 366695 ID: 178c80
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O-kay.
A skeleton-paint. But how am I going to do that? I have no paint at all.

Crush stones into powder paint. Mix it with slobber to make paint.

eat a witch

Consume a sorceress.

Pull out some paint and a brush from your bag that you have conveniently been overlooking all this time.

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/21(Mon)15:36 No. 367086 ID: 178c80
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Well, okay! I was kinda hungry.
The rock-trick did not work too well, so I decided to botch the whole thing and move for the city. Might take a while.

Great, now we just need to find a sandwitch.

Sand witches are rumored to have attractive red-headed daughters. You should look for one.

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/23(Wed)04:55 No. 367536 ID: 178c80
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Um, I think associating with witches would be a bad ide-

Wait, I just had the strangest feeling.

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/23(Wed)04:59 No. 367537 ID: 178c80
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WOOOOAH.
That was a silent one! Good thing I noticed it before it was too late. It is some sort of wormy thingy!

It submerged! Damn, this is nasty. I can still somehow track it somehow. It emits some sort of aura-.
I kinda have felt it around the other demons, but now it is just plain nagging me!

>>367537
Run for a rocky are where he can't surface so easily.

Eating one does not require too much association!

Put on your mask and ask about how great the terrible weather is, otherwise shoot it in the eyes/mouth.

So... I think it's probably a little late to trick it into thinking you are a deamon.

I suppose that leaves the 'shoot it until dead' option.

Put your mask back on. It will probably start trying to eat you anyway since we've already met some unfriendly ones, but you never know. If that does not work go Gordon Freeman and find some hard ground while making little noise as possible.

Wear mask, find solid ground, and attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Giant guys like this ALWAYS have a weak point. It's like a law or something.

Wait until it completely submerges, THEN put the mask back on.

No use in trying to fool something with eyes that's directly in-front of you.

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/26(Sat)11:20 No. 368241 ID: 178c80
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Now, I just put on the mask and try to find some solid ground.

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/26(Sat)11:21 No. 368242 ID: 178c80
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Okay, found some. This thing is HUGE. I need to be careful.

I can sense it preparing for another attack...

Be ready to dodge. Shoot it in the eyes when it comes up.

Charge up Gunfriend for its next emergence.

BEHIND YOU

Edmund Twewy 2011/11/29(Tue)15:35 No. 368741 ID: 178c80
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The thing emerges! Dodge and shoot!
Charged shot right into the eye! The eye explodes and the creature screams! No messing with me dude!
So, I caused some serious pain. One of the eyes has been destroyed, but there are still many remaining... Is this doing anything?

It submerges and seems to run- uh- tunnel circles.

Hm, I need to prepare for next emergence. City is not too far away.

take out more eyes bro, we need to eat that sandwitch

Run along the rail line so it can't pinpoint your location.

Charge Gunfriend, shoot more eyes, run down tracks. Basically everything already said.

Oh, yeah, AND LOOK OUT FOR INCOMING TRAINS

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/02(Fri)15:49 No. 369378 ID: 178c80
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Gah, this is tiring! My legs hurt!
I've managed to blow up some eyes and hurting it a lot! And no, I don't think I should worry about trains as that demon blew things up. But, maybe I should still be careful...

It is preparing for another attack.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/02(Fri)15:52 No. 369379 ID: 178c80
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Ah, I can see the city! It's close!
... I might want to get there without getting noticed! I have a giant worm-thingy chasing me! I want to enter without being seen. I guess, it would be safer!
There seem to be demons stationed near the city. I think they have noticed the worm, but not me.

Lead it towards the city and then go into stealth mode. If it goes the rest of the way that is both hilarious and useful.

wait until it stops looking at you then stop and lay down as fast as you can, slide if you have to.

Yes, lead the worm to attack the city. Hillarity will ensue

Edmund 2011/12/06(Tue)05:53 No. 370193 ID: 178c80
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Okay okay
Aaaah no no no!
This way!
>GunFriend: "Aaaaa catch me"
Gotcha!
Aaaaaaaaa

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/06(Tue)05:55 No. 370194 ID: 178c80
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>CRASH!

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/06(Tue)05:56 No. 370195 ID: 178c80
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>"GROOOOAAAAAARH!"
>"What is it doing here?!"
>"Ajaratzalm naraleum!?"
>"Aughh!"

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/06(Tue)05:58 No. 370196 ID: 178c80
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Okay okay! I am fine! Hahaha, that was cool.
Man, this place is nasty. There's quite thin layer of blood on the ground. It smells foul!

I think now is proper time to go sneaking around as the demons are too busy with the worm-thing.

I need to find info about how to enter Dis. What should I do?

Find the location of witches.

look around close to the bridge.

Find a shady guy in a back alleyway. They always know cool shit like that, but chances are they'll try to trick you. Gunfriend should be a good interrogator; blow off his feet if tries to screw you.

Find someone whose been there before and ask him.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/08(Thu)14:48 No. 370707 ID: 178c80
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Ah, this place is pretty crowded! There are so many of them! Questioning someone in dark alley might be pretty tricky.
Maybe they won't care...

>GunFriend: ... You feel that? That thing that just arrived?
Yeah.

The presence is very alike to the Scutum demon we fought. But not quite it.
Darn it!

>GunFriend: Hurry up then. I am pretty sure we don't want to engage it.

Find somewhere less crowded, and move quickly. You don't need more trouble, you just need to eat a sandwitch.

Get inside somewhere to avoid detection. Preferably a barber shop or shoe polisher or something since those guys seem to know damn near everything about anything.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/10(Sat)17:02 No. 371187 ID: 178c80
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Yeah, I think I found someone! He hasn't detected me yet, too busy with something.
So... how should I do this?

Sneak up behind him and put Gunfriend up to his head. We could use some intel.

See how much information he'll give you WITHOUT threatening him first. Then if that information is not sufficient or you have doubts about its validity, put a gun to his head.

>>371187
"Hey, there's this giant worm guy rampaging about outside. Does that happen a lot here?"

Going through that door seems like a bad idea with all that blood and the pentagram and such. Like the last person to do it died.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/12(Mon)13:10 No. 371764 ID: 178c80
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"Hey dude, I need some help on how to get inside Dis."
>"... What are you doing hererererere. Get out."
"Dude, no, I really need to know! I uh. Need to pee soon and I really need to get inside Dis t-"

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/12(Mon)13:11 No. 371765 ID: 178c80
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Aaaah! It almost ripped my face off! Not friendly.
Not friendly at all.

Also, the worm just died. I guess that other thing killed it.
It is coming this way.

>>371765


SHOOT!

a) kill it. kill it with much prejudice.

b) gtfo

If you think you can take him down fast enough, go ahead.

Otherwise it seems more important to NOT get caught by crazy guy who killed the worm.

become an anime and stun it with a super kawaii edmund

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/16(Fri)16:03 No. 372894 ID: 178c80
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Okay, time to be not-nice.
I just have to disable the demon, getting it killed would be unfortuna
>BANG
Owww. That looks uh, painful.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/16(Fri)16:04 No. 372895 ID: 178c80
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Now I just have
OW

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/16(Fri)16:12 No. 372896 ID: 178c80
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Grah! I severed its other arm too!
I need to be more careful.

Well, the mask is kinda broken. I think it is still kinda unharmed, only the band got harm.

>"...A mortal humananana? Herere..? Why you... insolent.."
"Yeah yeah! Sorry about those arms, but I really need info on about how to get inside Dis!"
>"... Hrpgh. If I knew easysysysy way, I would be thererere. All roads are... deadly, tormenting."
"Tell me and I'll leave your legs where they are."
"... The bridge, guarded by puppet of Demon Emperorororor. The tunnels, dangerous, inhabited, guarded, full of liquid stonenenene. Ferry over the Sea of Regrets, dangerous, sea is deep, heavy, all misery. That is what I know."
"Uh. Thank you."
>"Hah, you will only get gruesomely brutalizededededed. Now--- get out."

By tunnels it means the 'Underground Passage' as marked in map?
Okay! Cool! Now I need to deal with that other thing. And my mask... Damn.

What, you don't have any tape or anything like that? For shame.
Hold that mask to your face and get out of there asap.

Oh, yeah, and make fun of his stutter.

Your beanie shold be able to hold the mask on until you have time to use something like a strip of cloth or peice of rope to fix the band.

>>372901
The guy just helped us out, making fun of him would be thougtless. Not to mention we already blew off his arm.

Ask him if he has anything useful for combat and survival. And by ask, I mean continue to interrogate.

>>372896
Gunna want to repair that, I'm surprised you didn't even bring any needle or thread, or superglue or duct tape... something to seal a wound together.

Seriously kid, you are on an adventure in HELL, one would think you would have brought a bit more in a backpack or something!?

...but I guess we will just have to tear some of your clothing up for a replacement strip of cloth.

Put the mask back on ASAP. Demons have already detected a human here. Better leave real fast.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/18(Sun)15:53 No. 373404 ID: 178c80
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"Oh, thanks a lot dude! I gotta run now."
>"Fuck youououou."

I quickly bandage the wound.
Now I'll just try to get out of this city as fast as I can, get this shit repaired and get inside Dis.
Flawless pla-

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/18(Sun)16:00 No. 373409 ID: 178c80
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"Oh, good day to you, human. I have heard of you from my great comrade, Ehesiel. I am Gjojus Mjin, one of the Scutum. I am required to end your existence. Give me best you have, mortal."

Well, shit.

>>373409
Looks like the handle to a blade on his back, might be a good first target.

Damn decent for him to announce himself though.

this guy appears to have clawed his way to near the top of the infernal hierarchy while maintaining some amount of chivalry and respect for fair play. that means both that he has weakness that rivals can take advantage of, and is less likely to use sneaky tactics, meaning he can hold his own against top level demons with a massive disadvantage. in short
RUN
LIKE
HELL

if you think the mask is working right at this time you could try "i believe you are mistaken, the mortal is in there" and point to the building you just came from.

that's some fancy armor this gent has. Seems like he has a face on his chest-plate, gun him in the cross on his faceplate then aim for the chest.
After that, run like hell.

Woah, I don't think you can take this guy. The fact that he's polite and somewhat honorable here shows that he is major powerful. I mean think about it; this the equivalent of someone back in the human world who does nothing but shout abuse at anyone they see, and nobody stops them because nobody can stop them, they just beat the shit out of anyone who tries.

"You guys are in charge around here and stuff? My brother was dragged down here two years ago even though hell was apparently supposed to be inactive, that must be against some demon law or something. I'm not down here to cause trouble or anything and was wondering if we could work out getting my brother out so we could leave. Last time I didn't get to ask"

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/22(Thu)06:06 No. 374266 ID: 178c80
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"You guys are in charge around here and stuff? My bro was dragged down here two years ago even though hell was apparently supposed to be inactive, that must be against some demon law or something. I'm not down here to cause trouble or anything! I was kist wondering if we could work out getting my bro out of here so we could just leave. Last time I didn't get to ask."

"Correct. The Scutum is in charge of defending the Dis and the Demon Emperor. I find tale of your brother... concerning. There hasn't been demonic gate open for your decades. Only a powerful demon can retain physical form in the outside world without going through a demonic gate. Only demons powerful as us are capable of it."

Scutum...

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/22(Thu)06:12 No. 374267 ID: 178c80
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"I shall look into it. However, you still must die!"

>SWOOSH!
>BANG!

Woaaah! Almost got my head!
That blade is mighty cold, must be enchanted or something! I managed to land a shot on the demon, but
it only chipped the armor. I guess I might be able to break the armor, but that might take some time.
And the symbol on the chest... That is the same symbol the other Scutum had on its shield. It might be able to reflect my shots, so I don't think shooting it is a bright idea.

I could stay and fight or escape... but where? My mask might be able to hide my presence provided I am far enough from the Scutum-demon.

Ask him why he is afraid of a mortal child.
Perhaps...

"Hold! What you are doing to me is wrong! Why do you do this thing?

>>374268
he may have honor but he is still a demon. he has orders.

yell "okay activate it!" and act like you are yelling behind him. if he turns to see who you are yelling to it will give you the distraction you need to escape.

and how tough is gunfriend? is he some highly powerful unbreakble weapon? if so you could try to parry a blow with him.

Escape, since he'll be looking for your bro's kidnapper.

>>374267
OH shit this is gonna be a Demon Souls/Dark Souls type boss fight, and we don't have any estrus potions or armor.
Dodge, dodge, dodge for the love of life and god!
Try to dodge near the wall, we need to know if he can cut through the buildings here. If not, then we might have a chance.

And since you seem to be good at multitasking, ask him laws you have broken.

>>374268
This, but keep dodging like your life depends on it (which it does). I doubt that The Words will do much but it's still worth a shot, I guess.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/25(Sun)15:01 No. 375082 ID: 178c80
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Hah, dodging is not too difficult! I am really good at dodging if anything! The demon is fast, sure, and very strong ( single slash could be the end of me! ), but he is not as fast and agile as I am!
And I am not escaping! Better do all this myself than leave it in hands of some demon!

"Haha, what? Are you afraid or me?"
"First, mortals are not tolerated here. Especially some from Twewy-line. Second, you possess property of Dis."
"Property?"
"Yes, object was stolen from shrine of the Gabarruon."

The golden thing?
Interesting.

Okay, so, should I flee or should I focus on taking the demon down?
If this demon is anything like the one on the train, he should have a core or something somewhere! Probably in his chest.

Explain how you came across that item and see if you could go about negotiating the item's safe return in exchange for passage into Dis, or at least a legal right of passage in the demon realm.

>>375082
Go for the knees. Reduce his mobility to increase your advantage. Ask about your grandpa!

flee, this guy seems to be fairly cool for a demon. also he's going to be looking into finding the demon who broke the law and stole your bro. he's also probably a fair deal stronger than the demon we fought on the train, since he got just as far in the demon hierarchy without being a total bastard.

yeah, chances are very high he is going easy on you right now.

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/28(Wed)08:17 No. 375702 ID: 178c80
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"Say, do you know my grandfather?"
"Archibald Twewy? Hm, he did enter underworld decades ago, according to my our Demon Emperor Xaffiquel. He was did advance deep inside our territory, his goal to terminate a demon gate residing inside this city. He managed to shut it, however, he was bit later mortally wounded by Scutum Xisezadtaq. As his last effort, he managed to banish himself back into the mortal realm. And it seems that he made a recovery."

Names... Man, my grandfather was kinda rad!
He did tell a tale about getting wounded by a jester or something like that...

Man, dodging is kinda painful. So many close calls with that blade. It emits a powerful freezing aura.

"Hehe, you are too slow! You cannot even touch me!"
"We'll see about that."
He strikes again, blade striking the ground. It sinks into the ground like a knife in butter.

"Hah, ya missed pal!"

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/28(Wed)08:17 No. 375703 ID: 178c80
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Wait a sec...
I'm stuck! My foot is stuck!
And now other demons are getting interested in our fight and gathering around!

Darn it!

Shoot the ice connected to your foot, be careful not to shoot close to your foot. And try to keep an eye on him. He is probably preparing to finish you.

>>375703
Shoot the ice and fucking RUN dammit!

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/30(Fri)15:41 No. 376270 ID: 178c80
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Yes, a small shot and wooaAAAAAH

Edmund Twewy 2011/12/30(Fri)15:46 No. 376273 ID: 178c80
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"Hm, very quick indeed. However, you cannot avoid my blade forever."

That thing was so cold! Man!
I am freezing here. I have to get out of here quick!
I need to hatch an escape plan! I might be able to break right knee of the demon with few shots ( but it will probably reverse damage in few moments, enough for me to gain much distance! ).
And all these masses of demons... I need to get through them too. They are much, much weaker than the Scutum tho.

>>376273
This is a good moment to use any remaining jetpack fuel in an effort to get away.

>>376273
Look- his left knee. The armor is already cracked and there is green flame leaking from it. A weak point I think. Save the jetpack fuel for a PANIC moment.

>>376273
Blow open his knee with a high power shot, then jetjump and rebound off some buildings... get some distance and get out.

>>376273
What about drawing him THROUGH the other demons?
If you are good enough at dodging to successfully evade a Scutum, you could easily weave through them to anywhere else.

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/03(Tue)11:00 No. 377167 ID: 178c80
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Take this!
The demon slightly staggers.

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/03(Tue)11:02 No. 377168 ID: 178c80
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Yeaah!
It blew through he's armor and made a nice hole into his flesh!

The flesh shifts and slowly begins to repair the damage I managed to do! Asdfg, why must Scutum have all these abilities.
And to top it off, the armor too begins to repair itself too.
I've had enough of this.

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/03(Tue)11:05 No. 377169 ID: 178c80
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"I'm out. Bye."

So, I can deal damage to a Scutum. Well, not permanent, but some at least!
Man, so unfair.

Now, which way should I escape? Should I head for the tunnels? Or the bridge?
I don't really know where the ferry is. I could try to find it.

Scutum's presence flares.

>>377169
Tunnels, should be a more stealthy way to enter.

>Scutum's presence flares

Watch out, he might still be trying to pull something. Go for the tunnels. You might be able to lose your pursuer or push him into a pit of lava or something.

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:18 No. 378216 ID: 178c80
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Wo-aha-aha-ha-ha-haa!
Nice try demon!
Sleeping and eating was a great idea! I am like greased lightning!
But, man, no jetpack fuel left, that's bad. I am not going to get any more of that shit.

However, getting out of the city won't be too hard! I can use my mask to avoid lesser demons and use my speed to avoid the Scutum, who has been the only one seeing through it!

To the tunnels!
Dis awaits!

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:32 No. 378222 ID: 178c80
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>"Aaah! The building are collapsing!"
>"The human escaped!"
>"Where!? I cannot smell it!"
>"Hrrr, cold!"

"Hm, I certainly cannot reach him anymore. Not even harm him without causing severe damage to the city. A shame."

Edmund Twewy 2012/01/07(Sat)13:32 No. 378224 ID: 178c80
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I must get back to Dis. Xaffiquel will not like this---