Reinhardt Hitler.

>>344326
Oh, you sorry bastard.

Sunny Jameson.

>>344326
Poor soul... you never were able to get your name on birthday cakes, huh?

oinky hitlerballs!

Suq Madiq

Shi' Thead and you live in South Jersey so everybody at your school chooses to ignore the apostrophe in your name.

Reinhardt 2011/08/31(Wed)18:17 No. 344383 ID: 1f075c
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>>344326
Yes, your name is Reinhardt Hitler. It is quite a depressing name that many people have pointed out to you in the past.

Reinhardt 2011/08/31(Wed)18:19 No. 344385 ID: 1f075c
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But that is not why you are depressed. The level of depression to be had from such a depressing name has long past expired. No, you are depressed over something even greater than a simple name.

Maybe you are depressed by your surroundings? Many people are, to be quite honest.

Why would you be depressed in a brothel?

>>344387
Because all the whores are miserable, STD-ridden junkies with dead, hopeless eyes.

You are depressed because the world has ended.

>>344324
>Depressed
The cure for depression is getting a blowjob.

Why are you even in a hostel? And one as filthy as that, even!

You live in the Middle of Nowhere!
And creeeeepy stuff happens in nowhere!
It's up to Hitler to protect his new family and save the day!

>>344396
We interrupt this program to bring you... the Hitler the depressed human show!
Starring: Hitler the depressed human!

>>344388
But those are the most fun! Plus, Rein has contractual immunity against stds anyways

Reinhardt 2011/08/31(Wed)22:05 No. 344501 ID: 1f075c
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You happen to be in a brothel. It used to be filled with living things. Before they did the not living part. Something happened that made them not living a while ago. Now all the whores are dead. Just like when they were living, but that's not important.

But the brothel is not what is causing all this depression. No.
You step outside

Reinhardt 2011/08/31(Wed)22:06 No. 344502 ID: 1f075c
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It started.

The end of the world happened.
And it's still happening.

>>344502
In fact, it's been happening for a very long time. It wouldn't have been so bad if it was at least quick.

Uh, so what killed the whores? Did you kill the whores? Did YOU cause the end of the world?!

goddammit Rein you destroyed the world didn't you? was it a biological weapon? are those clouds full of airborne nanobots of death?

So, you're in a brothel surrounded by nothingness... and all the whores are dead.
Those seem like two separate things, really. Was it some kind of massive suicide pact orgy, everybody doing all the crazy stuff they never dared to before the universe started unraveling, and then ending their lives while they still had a choice? Why didn't you hold up your end of the bargain, Reinhardt?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Jump over the edge. I mean that'd end this shitty situation and maybe you'll end up in the next world or reincarnate or something.