Pure power and coercion is so mainstream. Lets go with a giant mind altering spell instead!

Develop TIME MAGIC. AGE PEOPLE for FUN.

>>338080
First, eat breakfast.
Become a music idol beloved by all, then run for office at the height of your popularity.
Keep your music career active while in office and use your singing to resolve serious disputes.
After that, lunch.

No backstory?? ... okay then, become a bard and control people by music

and learn PYROTECHNICS.

Use an illusion spell that hypnotizes the viewer.
ON THE MOON!

Suggestion 2011/08/08(Mon)12:16 No. 338103 ID: 26c434
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>>338102
Last time we did this some fagboat with whiskers ruined our plans.
Would not recommend unless thorough planning goes into it.
>>338080
Learn how to charm the masses using music and grand performances.

Are you male or female?
>>338080
That is one wicked expression... I approve

>Rule the world
Several practical and plausible scenarios which are NOT mutually exclusive.
1. Develop methods of mind control, or create loyal humonculi that can shapeshift. Use either ability to target kings, have them slowly replace people in power with your underlings and eventually cede power to you. Repeat in other powerful nations.
2. Find refugees, save a village under siege by monsters or petty warlords, or buy slaves en mass and liberate them. Use said people and region as the seed of a new nation which you expand conquest by conquest.
3. Find someplace with democracy, offer things you cannot deliver and that would bankrupt the economy such as free money to everyone. Get elected by the morons to highest office, replace people with your people and slowly take away freedoms "for the children" or "to stop the evil X" until you can just take over (numerous examples of where it happened)
4. Find a highly oppressive government where there is currently a rebellion, set sweep in as a supposed leader of said rebellion. You merely need to convince the leader of the biggest cell that you are a leader of another cell, join the "party" as the lowest member, and make sure everyone else dies so you become the leader by default (again, numerous examples IRL where it happened)

Personally 1 is the best. If you have the means to clone yourself including your mind and memories then this would be even better since you can work on all major nations in the world concurrently via that method.

Indigo 2011/08/09(Tue)14:32 No. 338306 ID: f7aa74
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>>338083
yes, that sounds fun.
>>338091
that sounds even funner.
>>338182
all those sound fun.
>>338092
>>338093
>>338103
... oh my god, that would send my little elf heart through the clouds. I'm not too good at singing, do you guys think this would work?

>>338306
Use magic to amplify your voice and enchant the crowd. So you know, mind control spell that comes in the shape of songs.

>>338306
Nah. Someone tone deaf could resist you. Best go with Chronomancy, and DESTROY THEM ALL. People who go with you get Eternal Youth.

>Get to bar
>Stereotypical duechebag hits on you(sun glasses at night popped collar to much colon.)
>Cast spell to turn him into a teenager.
>Now his mind fits his body better.
I approve of this.

>>338377
Hilarious? Yes
Awesome? Yes
Unnecessary Risk? Yes (law enforcement, not above the law YET)
Helps us conquer the world? No, not at all.

>>338321

tone deaf people are killed.

Hmm..... you know that singing in a shower makes ones sound better, right?
How about you record your singing, learn to play an instrument, perhaps a flute and enchant it with that recorded song??? The people will be mesmerized!!!

Indigo 2011/08/10(Wed)09:21 No. 338699 ID: f7aa74
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I will have to learn control magic if any of those ideas will work. Oh what the hell, let's do this!! I'm having so much fun i almost forgot i'm burning down a peasant village.
Do you think there's a library of magics here?

kill first, read later. start with the one who's about to stab you in the back.

>>338699
Probably not, peasants are not known for being great readers and mages. But it looks like some dude is trying to shank you with a lance, better set him on fire as well or something.

Oh boy, those flames looks so nice! Try to make them bigger!! :D

>>338699
Well, they might, but not much of one.

Oh, and do watch out for that fellow with the lance. He seems to be fire-proof and quite irate with you.

uhh how well known are you for burning down villages? most of these plans rely on you not already being known as a villain. I mean you might look into shape changing magic or something but if your already known as a threat you might have to just brute force it.

>>338760
indeed, furthermore most of these plans don't require you to be very powerful to achieve. You, however, seem to have just single handedly annihilated a village, which means you might be sufficiently powerful to try more direct approaches. Discussion of which shall wait until finishing off speardude... if you can capture him alive as someone to experiment with mind control magic on. I am sure you have passive shields that protect you anyways. Also cast paralysis on him... Or pain, its like paralysis only more fun... for you.

Indigo 2011/08/17(Wed)10:23 No. 340893 ID: f7aa74
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w-at? -n't here you -oo well.

Indigo 2011/08/17(Wed)10:24 No. 340895 ID: f7aa74
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*pshoop*

>>340895
Hey, lady, you still alive? Connection seems to have been cut or something.