I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!
Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!~

it works, but you still wasted your money.

Rape the squirrel.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)20:28 No. 33554 ID: a0aa05
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> Well, I guess that means it works. I bought an orb of limited psyche from the pawn dealer, but he's a pretty shady guy so I wanted to make sure it worked.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)20:44 No. 33567 ID: a0aa05
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> I was a little worried about venturing out on my own, but you guys are omniscient, so I should be okay with you, right?

>>33567
We used to be. Close enough, right?

Don't worry, things normally go just fine! So kid, who are you and what do you want to be when you grow up?

>>33567
hahahahahahahaha



aaaa

aaaahahahahahaha

maybe

>>33567
um... omniscient is a bit of a stretch. We can see behind you and around corners, sometimes... Are you familiar with the concept of a disembodied viewpoint? On the plus side, we do know all sorts of stuff we have no business knowing, and we can do a sort of limited precognition thing. So hey, still a pretty decent deal, right?

>orb of limited psyche
>you guys are omniscient
>limited psyche
>omniscient
>limited
>omni

no

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)21:03 No. 33591 ID: a0aa05
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>>33586
> No, that's not what I meant. The pawn dealer said it's like the real thing, which of course I could never afford, but there's certain conditions on it that when violated cause it to suddenly shatter violently.
> He didn't say what, but uh, I had to take the chance, you know?

>>33585
> Considering it's the only money I'll probably be getting in a long, long time, I would hope so.

>>33575
> Well, I think I had a name, but it's pretty long gone. When they wanted me to do something they pretty much just called me 'kid'.
> As for what I want to be... I guess free would be a pretty good start.

>>33591
Hey emo kid, get a haircut!

>>33591
Try taking of the collar then, genius?

Ok, here's what your going to have to do. Go find a dress of some kind. Something girly.
Then, wait... did you say you have a sister or not? The whole plan kind of hinges on you having a sister.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)22:03 No. 33634 ID: a0aa05
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>>33622
> I wish.

>>33623
> What, you think I'm stupid? Just because youu're an orb full of people's collective consciousness doesn't mean you're the only one who ever thinks of things.
> I don't know what the collar does or how to get it off, but from what they've told me bad things will happen if I try.
> I've heard tell these collars were once made by a man on top of a mountain, used for conditioning soldiers, controlling wild animals and such. When they started being used for more sinister purposes, he apparently killed himself.

> If I have a sister, she is probably long gone. I don't remember much family.

Well crap. Theres that plan out of the running then... how about... hmm... we can still make this work, we'll just need something extra girly...

But first, hook us up with some backstory bro. Lets here your side of the story. And lets figure out where you are too.

>>33634
you've earned enough currency to purchase us, yes? how much does your freedom cost, and how much can you earn?

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)22:41 No. 33676 ID: a0aa05
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>>33659
> While not exactly trustworthy, the pawn dealer seemed sympathetic, at least enough to give me a discount. I stole change until I had the 10 copper to buy you.
> Even if I had a way to get money, my freedom is priceless. They wouldn't sell me for anything, out of both spite and need.

>>33644
> Well, there's not much to me. I don't remember much except working in the nearby town. I've always had this collar on, and they've always told me not to mess with it and to just do my work. But I've heard of the world beyond this, and I want to get out there and experience it.
> Right now I'm in the forests just on the edge of town. I didn't want anyone to see me talking to an orb, they might ask questions.

So you've only heard about what happens when you take the collar off? Never seen any first hand evidence?

This is clearly shenanigans. You can probably just take the thing off without anything going wrong.

Look, I've got a plan, ok? But I need you to go find the girliest outfit you can and come back wearing it ok?
How far is the nearest next town?

>>33676

You're not really saying anything useful.

Tell us everything about this world.

Try just thinking to us, but it's still a good idea to not be staring into space in the middle of town.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/23(Sun)23:16 No. 33711 ID: a0aa05
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>>33682
> Like I said, I'm not dumb. It's too small to come over my head and there's no visible way to open it. I can barely see it, I'm not going to tamper with it.

>>33697
> I don't know much about it other than what I've picked up by listening. Aforementioned mountain, slavers around here. There's got to be more out there, though.

>>33698
Hmmmm?

Anyway, this dagger is the only thing I really carry around. I could try to go back and sneak out some supplies, but I feel like I should get going.

>>33711

Ah, geeze...

Okay, first off, who's in charge? Who owns food? What do you do as a slave? Is there mining? What resources are readily available at your command? How intelligent/ethical are the guards?

There's a lot of things here that you may not have noticed.

That'll have to do then. You've tried cutting it off?

Get your ass going then. Make sure to cover yourself in camoflague from nearby bushes.

>>33719

It's made of iron!

>>33730
Doesnt mean you shouldnt try.
Yeesh. such a defeatest.

Ok, go pick that flower. It'll come in useful later. Then lets get going. Stay low and keep in cover.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/24(Mon)00:33 No. 33736 ID: a0aa05
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>>33718
No one is really in charge, they work together to keep the town hidden and in shape. They ration food amongst themselves and me. I do everything they do and more. We usually get ore and iron things from merchants. None, really. The guards are as ethical as you would expect slavers to be.

>>33731
Jesus, what kind of steroids was this flower on?

The useful kind. Now lets get going. Hopefully we can find our way over to the next town without too much trouble.

Seriously. You'll need to get a dress. My whole plan relies on it.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/24(Mon)01:26 No. 33752 ID: a0aa05
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>>33737
Alright then, let's move.

...huh.

Take no shit, dude. Punch that sign and tell it how much a suave motherfucker you are. Does it have a flower? huh? No! It fucking doesnt.

Stupid sign. Telling you what to do.

Then go through the dungeon. It's obligitory after all.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/24(Mon)02:20 No. 33758 ID: a0aa05
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>>33757
I'll save my fists for living things, thanks. Well, here we go.

Fuck, who designed these stairs? They're terrible.

Investigate that strange smokey thing.

Wave flower cautiously over the smokey stuff.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/26(Wed)10:17 No. 35055 ID: 64d98f
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That's weird, it just dissipated.

>>35055

Examine plaque with glasses on them.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/26(Wed)10:49 No. 35068 ID: 64d98f
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>>35060
It's actually a poster.

>>35068

Tear the poster off and spit on it, leave via south doorway.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/26(Wed)13:18 No. 35096 ID: 64d98f
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>>35069
Well, I tore it down.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/26(Wed)13:19 No. 35099 ID: 64d98f
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There's some sort of monster here.

>>35099

Tame monster, pet monster carefully? Talk to monster, poke monster with flower.

>>35099
beat the shit out of that derpasaurus

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/28(Fri)18:45 No. 35638 ID: 64d98f
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>>35139
> "Hey! No one's allowed through here.

>>35638
"Why?"

"Actually, I am."

That's right! No one is allowed here! What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here at all! No one is allowed here!

>>35638
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DERPASAURUS!

YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU WANT IT!

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/29(Sat)19:05 No. 36030 ID: 64d98f
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>>35657
> "I said no one's allowed THROUGH here."

>>35639
> "I don't know. Boss said no one goes through, I just enforce the order."

>>35640
> "Prove it."

>>35663
I'd rather not resort to violence.

>>36029
Who is this boss?
What do you guard?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What IS THAT OVER THERE *run by*

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/29(Sat)19:22 No. 36038 ID: 64d98f
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>>36031
> "I probably shouldn't tell you that."
> "This doorway."
> "What?"
> "Uhm..."
> "Huh?"

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/29(Sat)19:22 No. 36039 ID: 64d98f
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>>36031
> HEY!

Heh.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/29(Sat)20:04 No. 36051 ID: 64d98f
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He doesn't follow me, but I run a ways away just in ca--...wow.

Head toward that castle.