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333564 No. 333564 ID: db72cf

Sometimes it feels like there's no room in this city for a guy who saved the world.
Expand all images
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No. 333565 ID: db72cf
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333565

Maaaaan why does it have to be so wet? I hate Autumn. Always raining. And wet.
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No. 333566 ID: db72cf
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333566

I think I need a drink. To distract me from all this wet rain. Luckily, I know just the place.
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No. 333567 ID: db72cf
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333567

Ahh, here we are.
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No. 333568 ID: db72cf
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333568

This is as about as well-lit as I ever remember it.

What should I do?
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No. 333569 ID: 7aedd2

Sidle up to the bar dramatically, drop your hat on the counter, and order something suitably manly.
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No. 333572 ID: c2c011

>>333568
Go up to the bar and order whatever they have that is cheap and will get you drunk quickly.
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No. 333585 ID: db72cf
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333585

>>333569
(I think I'll be leaving that on. For now.)
>>333572
>Well hey there, Sugar. What can I get you?
I'll have your cheapest manliest drink. And bring me a silly straw.

(Man why's she giving me the stares up in this?)
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No. 333588 ID: c2c011

>>333585
Because you wanted a silly straw to go with it. Totally ruins the atmhosphere you were going for. Now you can just order a cosmopolitan or something.

Anyway, why are you here trying to drown your sorrows in booze?
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No. 333590 ID: 830e2a

Why not have a warmer drink instead? I thought you mentioned that the weather is to cold in you.
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No. 333601 ID: 7aedd2

She's giving you the stares because she knows who you are. What you are. She knows.

She knows.

Reach over and snatch her hand quick as she can blink, then hold it and smile all reassuringly and nicely so no one else thinks anything suspicious is going on, all the while you give her THE LOOK, if you know what I mean.

Or you just enjoy your drink and hope that asking for the silly straw wasn't a secret code phrase that only a certain person you're not is supposed to use.
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No. 333604 ID: 8894bf

Because you're the town gigalo Lucario
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No. 333607 ID: 3416ec

Wonder aloud what 'Quets' means.
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No. 333652 ID: 4e6269

because she's a whore. all lopunnies are whores.
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No. 333687 ID: 815370

She's not giving you the look, it's just the whole "red on black" eyeball thing. It's always unsettling.
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No. 333689 ID: 07416a

>>333585
Why are you aboveground diglet
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No. 333738 ID: 07416a

>>333585
You are a ditto. Sex her as is your purpose.
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No. 333790 ID: 0d7a83

>>333585
Don't worry she's not staring the Japanese just draw her that way.
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No. 333861 ID: db72cf
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333861

>>333588
(Well last week a guy I thought I could call a good friend fired me! What is even his deal I don't know! Jerks: what's their deal?

>>333601
What I never learned Mean Look that's more of a ghost thing
>>333604
Lucario? Hell no! I hate psychics!
>>333689
I ain't no Diglett! Those cheap bastards with their magnitudes and their earthquakes. The world would be a lot better off without ground types. And psychics. Goddamn psychics.)

>Here's your drink, sir.
Hey thanks, Sweet tits!
>...

(Women: What is their deal?)
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No. 333869 ID: 6f1d54

Clearly you're a Bidoof.
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No. 333870 ID: 7aedd2

( >>333869 OH GOD YES, THAT WOULD BE THE MOST HILARIOUS QUEST)

What is their deal anyway? I guess it's a good thing you're as gay as a Jinx. But more to the point, aren't you all supposed to not speak more than your names or something? Fucking pokemon.
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No. 333873 ID: 1854db

>>333861
Are you a Koffing?
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No. 333898 ID: db72cf
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333898

>>333869
(Man don't get me started on those guys! Dumb as a butt, but they get all the HM jobs! Ah, who wants a HM job anyway.
>>333870
I don't abide by your japanese animes! Man, fuck those guys.
>>333873
Uh I guess technically, partially!)

Oh hey, who's this asshole?
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No. 333899 ID: d71efb

>>333873
Magnitudes and earthquakes don't affect koffings, silly.

Clearly you are a Nidorino.
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No. 333901 ID: 6f1d54

>>333898
BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS.
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No. 333904 ID: 7aedd2

why don't you look and find out, wise-ass?
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No. 333913 ID: 1854db

>>333898
Ah, a Weezing then.

That guy there is a... Rhydon, if I'm not mistaken.
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No. 333938 ID: 8894bf

He's a fucking Toxicroak which is why he hates psychic to balls
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No. 333942 ID: 6a5a08

>>333901
This
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No. 333956 ID: db72cf
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333956

>>333901
>>333942
(Hey, you're right! It is Bowser! He's the asshole what fired me!)

>Barmaid: Well hello B. What can I get you?
>Bowser: Ugh, the usual, thanks.
>Barmaid: Sure thing, darlin'.

(What kind of dick has a "usual"?)
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No. 333969 ID: 7aedd2

More like what kind of slut calls BOWSER "darlin'"... And Damn it, that reminds me... The next time you go into a bar where you've never been before, make sure to order The Usual, just to see what happens.
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No. 333974 ID: 4b3c7e

wait, what kind of an idiot hires a weezing to work in a castle full of lava and flames?
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No. 333989 ID: 1854db

>>333956
Hey, take off your hat indoors. What were you, raised in a barn?
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No. 333994 ID: c2c011

>>333956
The kind that is a heavy drinker. Down a few more and then call him out.
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No. 334004 ID: 8894bf

>>333969
Princess Peach?
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No. 334016 ID: db72cf
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334016

>>333974
I ain't no Weezing! And it's not a castle. It's an office and chemical refinery. I had a sweet desk job! Workin' 9 to 5 with tits and cat videos on youtube! Easiest job ever.
>>333989
Fine, I guess I'll take it off. And the trenchcoat, too. But you don't know how hard it is to get these things on!

Brace yourself!)
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No. 334018 ID: db72cf
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334018

HEY GUYS ITS ME
VOLTORB
HOW YOU DOIN'?

MAN I FOOLED YOU GUYS GOOD
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No. 334020 ID: db72cf
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334020

>>
No. 334022 ID: 8894bf

THAT YOU, GUANO?
TEAM JIHAD LIVES!
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No. 334023 ID: db72cf
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334023

>>333994
(THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
THIS DRINK IS FUCKING PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY
IT TASTES MANLY AND CHEAP

AFTER A FEW MORE OF THESE I'LL GIVE HIM WHAT'S COMING TO HIM)

>Oh hey Voltorb, I didn't see you there. How are you going?

(OH SHIT HE'S TALKING TO ME ALREADY WHAT DO)
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No. 334024 ID: 07416a

>>334023
Just got fired recently. Kinda sucks.
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No. 334027 ID: 7aedd2

Belch some sort of appropriately noxious fumes from one of your vents in his direction as way of answer.
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No. 334077 ID: db72cf
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334077

>>334024
OH YOU KNOW
JUST HANGING OUT ALL SELF EMPLOYED
AFTER YOU FIRED ME
JERK
>What are you talki--
EAT SMOG

Voltorb used SMOG
>>
No. 334078 ID: 7aedd2

Now quick, while he's distracted, hop over him and press the button to retract the floor and drop him into the lava. Then proceed to the right to claim your princess
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No. 334099 ID: 815370

Are you sure it was Bowser that fired you, Voltorb? Or was it some middle management asshole.
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No. 334141 ID: db72cf
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334141

>>334099
SHIT I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS BOWSER
I GUESS I CAN HAVE A FLASHBACK
THAT'LL CLEAR EVERYTHING UP
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No. 334159 ID: c2c011

>>334141
Well get on with it then.
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No. 334264 ID: 9c538a

begin prequel sequel quet
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No. 335026 ID: 4e66da
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335026

SO NOW ITS LAST WEEK
I REMEMBER IT BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT TITS AT THE TIME WHICH IS WHAT

I DO AT WORK
MAN, THOSE TITS
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No. 335027 ID: 4e66da
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335027

AND THEN BARRY FROM DOWN THE HALL CAME BY AND HE WAS ALL
>Hey Voltorb, the boss wants to see you.
AND I WAS ALL
"HELLS JAY IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT OUR GOLF TRIP WE'RE GOING ON BECAUSE

WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS WHO SPEND TIME TOGETHER"
AND THEN HE SAYS
>
ACTUALLY NO, THEN I SAYS
"OR MAYBE ITS RACQUETBALL, HE LOVES THAT THING"
AND THEN HE SAYS
>I don't know why, he just called for you. Hey, are those tits?
AND THEN I SAYS
"HEY YEAH THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD RIGHT"
AND THEN UH
I THINK WE SPENT 5 MINUTES WATCHING TITS
SO THAT WAS PRETTY COOL
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No. 335028 ID: 4e66da
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335028

ALRIGHT SO AFTER WE TOTALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING GAY I WENT TO THE BOSS'S ROOM
SO I WAS ALL
"HEY BOWSA HOW YA DOIN? IS THIS ABOUT SATURDAY BECAUSE I GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA. I WAS THINKIN' INSTEAD OF USING THAT 3 IRON YOU SHOULD JUST CHEAT A LOT."
BUT HE WAS ALL
"NO, VOLTORB"
SO THEN I SAYS
"OH OKAY, THIS MUST BE ABOUT THE RACQUETBALL SESSION WE GOT COMING UP. LOOK I WAS THINKING CAN WE PLAY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE HOLDING THINGS BECAUSE I AM NOT GREAT AT THAT"
SO THEN HE SAYS
"NO, YOU MISUNDERSTAND--"
BUT THEN I SAYS
"HEY NICE OMINOUS DARK ARUA YOU GOT THERE. WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE BECAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD LOOK COOL IN ONE OF THOSE. ALSO, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, THIS IS ABOUT THAT NEW BULLETBALL TABLE WE'RE GETTING INSTALLED IN THE CAFETERIA. THAT SHIT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME"
BUT THEN HE SAYS
"VOLTORB, THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY BULLETBALL IN YOUR FUTURE BECAUSE--"
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No. 335029 ID: 4e66da
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335029

AND THEN HE GRABS ME AND I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO FINISH HIS SENTENCE WHICH I AM TOTALLY EXPECTING TO BE "BECAUSE THE BULLETBALL IS IN YOUR PRESENT!" AND THEN HE WOULD STEP ASIDE AND REVEAL A BULLETBALL TABLE AND WE WOULD PLAY AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME

BUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IS HE SAYS
"YOU ARE FIRED!!!"
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No. 335030 ID: 4e66da
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335030

AND THEN HE THREW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW!
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No. 335031 ID: 4e66da
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335031

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS KINDA WEIRD CAUSE I CAN FLOAT BUT WHATEVER
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No. 335032 ID: 4e66da
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335032

BUT THEN HE SHUT THE WINDOW!
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No. 335033 ID: 4e66da
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335033

SO NOW ITS TODAY AGAIN. AND THAT'S WHY I AM SURE BOWSER IS THE ASSHOLE WHO FIRED ME.
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No. 335034 ID: 8894bf

I bet you must have been really shocked
>>
No. 335035 ID: 8894bf

No no, wait I got it.
It must have been a SHOCKING experience
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No. 335037 ID: 7aedd2

That was a nice shirt and tie. It sure beats exposing everyone to your noxious purple vents. That's just obscene.
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No. 335069 ID: 830e2a

You should take revenge. HOW about you plant a "bomb" at your ex workplace? They were all bastards who let you get fired right? Do it or esle you will regret not doing it in the future!
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No. 335071 ID: 95df8d

...so how are you gonna pay for that drink? you don't even have pockets for money!
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No. 335073 ID: 1854db

>>335033
Dude, I'm pretty sure he was possessed. Are there any coworkers that hate you?
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No. 335089 ID: ac3b83

>>335073
Yeah, seriously. That was possession to a T.

Did you have any Ghost types at work that didn't like you? Maybe you should talk to Bowser some more, he seems kinda frazzled.
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No. 335107 ID: c2c011

>>335033
Dude, from the sounds of it he was possessed by some demon douche who wanted you out of the way to put on the gay moves on your boos or something, and that shit can't stand. Better get a holy type in here, or atleast a psionic one.
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No. 336441 ID: 622db4
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336441

>>335034
>>335035
(WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>335071
WHAT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE FREE BARS
THAT'S A THING RIGHT?
>>335037
DEAL WITH IT
>>335073
>>335089
>>335107
SHIT I DON'T KNOW
EVERYONE LOVED THE 'TORB
WHICH WAS THE NICKNAME I WAS KICKING AROUND THAT NOBODY REALLY PICKED UP ON
POSSESSION? THAT'S THE CRAZIEST MOST FAR GONE CONCLUSION I EVER HEARD
AS FAR AS HOLY OR PSIONIC TYPES I THINK I KNOW A GUY. I'LL PUT CALLING HIM ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO
>>335069
THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN TOO ACTUALLY WE SHOULD DO THAT
BY WE I MEAN I I GUESS)

HEY BOWSER
HOW YA DOIN?
>Bowser: Ughh I spent the last week in a ditch.
LAST WEEK? BUT I SPENT THE LAST WEEK BEING FIRED. AND THEN I BECAME A PRIVATE EYE. A PERSONAL DETECTIVE. A PROBLEM S...OLVER. AND I GOT A COOL TRENCHCOAT AND HAT SO THAT'S COOL.
>Well the last thing I remember was planning on getting a Bulletball table for the cafeteria, and then waking up in a ditch.
I WASN'T DONE TALKING. ALSO I HAVE AN OFFICE AND A PLANT. I NEED A SECRETARY.
>Barmaid: Hey B, here's your usual.
>Bowser: Mhhh. Thanks.
PREFERABLY A SECRETARY WITH HUGE TITS. THAT WOULD BE COOL.
BUT NO JYNXES.
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No. 336443 ID: 622db4
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336443

WELL HE WAS NO HELP AND ALSO BORING BUT I GOT AN IDEA
LET ME SHOW YOU MY SWEET JOURNAL THING
I GOTTA ADD SOME THINGS TO IT COME TO THINK OF IT

JUST CLICK ON IT
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No. 336447 ID: c2c011

>>336443
Seems like you got everything under control. Maybe we can find a hooker so that you can take care of Fuck and get a new secretary at the same time.
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No. 336466 ID: 839a0e

Hooker secretary is clearly the best, classiest idea. However, we'll need money for that. We should call friend and scope out old workplace first.
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No. 336469 ID: 9e0406

Why dont we just ask the bartender if she'd be interested in being your new secretary?

Ask Bowser for a key to your old work so you can get the tits URL and sandwich before you blow that shit up. Dont tell him your blowing it up, though.
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No. 336470 ID: 35e1a0

>>336469
just say "to get my stuff"
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No. 336825 ID: 38b2f4
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336825

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT A HOOKER YOU GUYS. I MEAN THE CONCEPT IS GREAT IN THEORY BUT IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT AND HOOKERS DON'T LIKE THE RAIN. IT'S LIKE MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME, "HOOKERS DON'T LIKE RAIN."
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ, IF A HOOKER GETS WATER ON THEM, THEY'LL MELT. OR A HOUSE WILL CRUSH THEM. ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S BOTH.
I STILL HAVE MY OLD WORK KEY BECAUSE I AM NOT AN IDIOT WHO GIVES KEYS BACK TO PEOPLE
JUST HAVE A SWEET LOOK AT MY AWESOME INVENTORY SOFTWARE:

1X SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH
1x NEW WORK KEY
1X OLD PIZZA BOX
1X BIRD STATUE
4x COW TOOLS
1X RUSTY YELLOW CUP
1X SHINY BOX THING
1X GLASS SKULL
1x HOUSE KEY
1x OLD WORK KEY
1X RAW UMBER
1X SHINY YELLOW RING
1X BAD DRAGONITE "FIGURINE"
1X MODEST PILE OF HAT

SO YEAH WHAT DO YOU RECKONS SHOULD I DO NEXT
AND IF IT'S GO TO OLD WORK, SHOULD I INVITE BOWSER OR JUST LEAVE HIM TO WALLOW IN HIS SINGLE PLUM, FLOATING IN PURFUME, SERVED IN A KOOPA'S SHELL?
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No. 336826 ID: c2c011

>>336825
Tell Bowser to cheer up, because the two of you are going to go search a super dedicated hooker who stays out even in the rain. Oh, and tell him to get the check for you.

If you can't find any super dedicated hookers then head on over to your workplace to steal shit and locate the best places to start a fire.
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No. 336862 ID: cee335
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336862

first off. that shiny box thing? don't open it unless you want your face to melt off.
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No. 336995 ID: 38b2f4
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336995

>>336862
(YEAH RIGHT SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY)
>>336826
HEY BOWSER WANNA GET SOME HOOKERS YEAH YOU DO
>Nah, I better get home soon. Let the missus know where I've been and all that. Then I might head up to the office and see what's up.
HEY BOWSER WANNA GET THE CHECK FOR ME YEAH YOU DO
>What I--
OKAY SEE YA ROUND
>>
No. 336996 ID: 38b2f4
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336996

WELL AT LEAST THE RAIN HAS STOPPED.
THAT MEANS MY HOOKER FIND CHANCE HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY I IMAGINE
BEING A HOOKER EXPERT AND WHAT NOT

THOUGH I CAN'T SEE ANY HOOKERS YET?
>>
No. 337000 ID: 383006

THERE IS A SHADOWY FIGURE BEHIND YOU. But yeah you need to go to old work before Bowser gets there. Duh.
>>
No. 337001 ID: 7aedd2

Check in some tall grass. Experience dictates that encounters are to be found there.
>>
No. 337015 ID: 38b2f4
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337015

>>337001
THIS IS A CITY THERE'S NO GRASS HERE WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN A-OH GOD THERE IS SOMEONE THERE

>INVESTIGATE
>ATTACK
>HIDE
>GO TO OLD WORK
>>
No. 337019 ID: 7aedd2

Uhh... Go to old work. Just on the offchance it produces some plot
>>
No. 337048 ID: 38b2f4
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337048

YEAH THAT PROBABLY WASN'T A HOOKER OR ANYTHING

SO NOW I AM AT WORK ON THIS DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
ACTUALLY I AM KIND OF HUNGRY
>>
No. 337053 ID: 383006

>>337048
There is probably a snack machine you can break inside. Let's get in there and poke around. Quick.
>>
No. 337059 ID: 7aedd2

Check for open windows. Or a door on the roof. If not, crash in.
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No. 337075 ID: 38b2f4
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337075

>>337059
AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION I HAVE THE OLD KEY STILL
>>337053
THERE'S A GOOD IDEA NOW

THIS IS MY FLOOR WHERE MY OFFICE IS/WAS. ALSO THE LUNCH ROOM.
>>
No. 337076 ID: 35e1a0

break open snack machine, consume snacks.
>>
No. 337077 ID: 383006

>>337075
No way get up in the lunchroom and eat somebody else's foods.

Also be sure and grab the URL right after that and before you start ruining shit.


YOu don't want to forget to get tits URL.
>>
No. 337082 ID: 7aedd2

Whatever. Crash into the front of the vending machine and gorge yourself appropriately. Save me some Gummi Bears, bro.
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No. 337124 ID: 3bad4c

Grab sandwich from fridge
Wet sandwich from water cooler
Jam wet sandwich into vending machine change return slot
>>
No. 337128 ID: 38b2f4
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337128

>>337077
YES THAT IS DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DO TODAY
NO THAT WAS NOT SARCASTIC I AM GENUINE
>>337124
OH YEAH MY SANDWICH I ALMOST FORGOT
I WILL HAVE TO CHECK THAT



ALSO THIS KIND OF HURTS
>>
No. 337130 ID: 3bad4c

That's enough wet sandwich now.
Move onto step 2!

Then, evolve for no reason!
>>
No. 337135 ID: 38b2f4
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337135

>>337130
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE FOR THAT

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN SANDWICH
>>
No. 337140 ID: 3bad4c

Sandwich likely thrown out because it became unsafe to eat.

Find tits url. Copy to boss's computer. Have a fun time get experience by messing up the boss's keyboard.
>>
No. 337160 ID: 7aedd2

Twas clearly stolen. Vow revenge. Then self-destruct out of anger.
>>
No. 337161 ID: 5a7dd9

use OUTRAGE
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No. 337171 ID: 38b2f4
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337171

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!


Voltorb used OUTRAGE!
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No. 337175 ID: 38b2f4
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337175

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 337176 ID: 38b2f4
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337176

OKAY I'M DONE.
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No. 337177 ID: 2bc452

so, still wanna blow the place up?
>>
No. 337179 ID: 7aedd2

SUGGESTER Z FAINTED!
>>
No. 337185 ID: 38b2f4
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337185

>>337177
PRIORITIES BRO
MAINLY TITS
HEY LOOK MY OLD OFFICE
>>
No. 337190 ID: 1854db

>>337185
Read note, copy down URL for TITS.
>>
No. 337196 ID: c2c011

>>337185
Copy URL for tits and then wreck the computer.
>>
No. 337198 ID: 3bad4c

Fail to copy URL for tits because computer is broken
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No. 337204 ID: 38b2f4
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337204

AWWW SHIT THE COMPUTER IS TURNED OFF AND THE URL GONE FOREVER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND TITS ON THE INTERNET NOW?
BULL
SHIT

HEY A NOTE
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No. 337205 ID: c2c011

>>337204
Grab the tits note and burn the other one alongside with the computer because of your rage.

Probably not anything important anyway. Oh, and call your holy/psychich friend, I'm sure he won't mind you waking him up in the middle of the night.
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No. 337207 ID: 51c8c1

go to the refinery.
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No. 337210 ID: 07416a

>>337204
Burn the building down.
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No. 337215 ID: 38b2f4
File 131264318831.gif - (28.14KB , 600x500 , SQ041.gif )
337215

FIRST AND FOREMOST I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS THING
IF I AM GOING TO BE TAKING ON GHOSTS AND GOBLINS I'M GOING TO NEED MY HOLY OR PSIONIC FRIEND TO UH
WIN EVERYTHING

RING
RING
RING
PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY
RING

h-hello?
HEY RATTAT-WHOA HEY UH
HOW YOU DOIN?

oh hey, voltorb. uh, not bad...
UH SO, SO LIKE I AM FIGHTING GHOSTS AND SHIT AND HEY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE PSIONIC TYPE
n-no, i'm not psionic
WHAT ABOUT HOLY TYPE? ARE YOU THAT? IS THAT A THING?
no i'm just normal type
OH OKAY
WHAT ABOUT KRABBY THERE HOW'S HE DOIN IS HE EITHER OF THOSE?

Kinda busy here, V.
we have to go now okay bye
WAIT DO YOU KNOW ANY--
BEEP BEEP BEEP

WELL THAT'S NOT HELPFUL
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SOLO THIS LIKE A BOSS
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No. 337216 ID: 3bad4c

Turn computer on.
Check browser history.
Load up tits.
Write down URL.
Go to refinery anyway.
>>
No. 337222 ID: 383006

You are going to need a pal. Don't you have any other freinds? Also are they a boy and a girl or what? I need to knwo how I feel about that last picture.
>>
No. 337223 ID: 38b2f4
File 131264777538.png - (7.81KB , 600x500 , SQ042.png )
337223

>>337222
I TRIED FRIENDS AND THEY WERE BUSY
BOY WERE THEY BUSY
I MEAN IF I WEREN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF A THING HERE I'D PROBABLY BE BUSY NOW TOO

>>337216
THIS WAS SUCH AN INTERESTING THING TO SEE ME DO I BET YOU SORELY REGRET NOT SEEING ME DO IT JUST NOW

TITS URL GAINED

AND HERE IT IS
THE BIG DOOR
OH YEAH
ALRIGHT
YEAH
A DOOR
YEAH
>>
No. 337224 ID: 9c538a

You are the big man. Go through the big door.
>>
No. 337226 ID: c7e2a1

...can you open it?
>>
No. 337227 ID: b77448

use OPEN on DOOR.
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No. 337229 ID: 38b2f4
File 131264897821.png - (7.43KB , 600x500 , SQ043.png )
337229

OKAY.
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No. 337230 ID: 38b2f4
File 131264910080.png - (952B , 600x500 , SQ044.png )
337230

GODDAMN IT SURE IS DARK IN HERE
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME METHOD OF LIGHTING UP THIS DARK PLACE
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No. 337231 ID: 830e2a

FIND a SWITCH on the walls and just PRESS it. Then you wont have to be in darkness.
>>
No. 337237 ID: 38b2f4
File 131265111733.png - (13.22KB , 600x500 , SQ045.png )
337237

>>337231
ALRIGHT LETS SEE LET ME JUST

OW MY HEAD

OKAY MAYBE ITS OVER THIS SI
OW MY FACE

MAN

MAAAN

MY HEAD AND FACE? THAT'S LIKE 90% OF MY BODY.

WAIT SHIT I THINK I HEAR AND SEE SOMETHING COMING.
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No. 337241 ID: 35e1a0

FFFFFFFFFF, dodge!
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No. 337242 ID: 830e2a

AAHH!!! DODGE!! DOOODDDGGGEE for THE love of YOUR TITS URL!!
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No. 337243 ID: 38b2f4
File 131265237550.png - (44.85KB , 600x500 , SQ046.png )
337243

DON'T WORRY GUYS IT MISSED COMPLETELY
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No. 337244 ID: 35e1a0

okay now quickly fly through the passage!
>>
No. 337257 ID: aa8334

>>337244

don't be a fool.

wait at right at the corner above the corridor, and dive in as soon as the flame passes you.
>>
No. 337259 ID: 830e2a

>>337257
I agree. Timing is the way to survive to the other side, in this case.
>>
No. 337260 ID: 6a5a08

Cast Thundershock on the darkness.
>>
No. 337261 ID: aa8334

wait

use RAIN DANCE again
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No. 337358 ID: c2c011

>>337243
Luckily their aim is crappy, float to the left to see what the source of that fire is.
>>
No. 337414 ID: d8eca6
File 131268655227.png - (51.45KB , 600x500 , SQ047.png )
337414

HEY LOOK A GOOD IDEA
>>
No. 337415 ID: 1854db

>>337414
>animated png
Stop that this instant!

Also let's go see what's over to the right. Be careful not to walk into flame or anything.
>>
No. 337419 ID: d8eca6

>>337415
AHHHHH
HOW DID I DO THAT
>>
No. 337420 ID: 6a5a08

Proceed with caution!
>>
No. 337422 ID: d8eca6
File 131268850997.gif - (12.86KB , 600x500 , SQ048.gif )
337422

>>337261
ACTUALLY I THINK ITS TIME TO CRANK THIS SHIT
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No. 337424 ID: d8eca6
File 131268858341.gif - (100.11KB , 600x500 , SQ049.gif )
337424

OH HEY SWEET
>>
No. 337425 ID: 1854db

Hell yeah. Proceed rightwards like it ain't no thang.
>>
No. 337437 ID: 6a5a08

Electrocute anything living using WATER AND LIGHTNING COMBO
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No. 337454 ID: d8eca6
File 131269324370.png - (14.28KB , 600x500 , SQ050.png )
337454

HMMM
WELL
I BET THIS PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A HARDER ROOM WITH ALL THE FIRE THAT WAS LIKELY HERE
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No. 337455 ID: 55c4cf

Glitch through a corner wall with a back jump to save a few seconds for the speed run.
>>
No. 337457 ID: 6a5a08

>>337455
This. Plus, Rain only lasts 3-5 turns.
>>
No. 337493 ID: d8eca6
File 131270019119.jpg - (39.74KB , 600x500 , SQ051.jpg )
337493

>>337455
I'M DOING IT WITH STYLE
I'M AWESOME

OH GOD THE INFINITE PAIN I CAN SEE FOREVER

OH WAIT I'M OKAY AGAIN.
>>
No. 337495 ID: 1854db

>>337493
>animated jpg
NO! BAD!

How was the infinite pain? Head right, why not.
>>
No. 337496 ID: d8eca6
File 131270044008.png - (14.50KB , 600x500 , SQ052.png )
337496

>>337493
OH HEY ITS BOWSER
HOW YOU DOIN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING BACK TO YOUR OLD LADY
>>
No. 337499 ID: 35e1a0

ram the ? box and grab whatever pops out!
>>
No. 337513 ID: 55c4cf

Glitch out the top left corner and win the game
>>
No. 337515 ID: 7ef948

NO I CAME UP TO GET MY STUFF AND SOMEONE LEFT ME A NOTE TO COME TO THE REFINERY

OH HEY IS THAT AN AXE BEHIND YOU IT SURE WOULD BE BAD IT SOMEONE CUT THE BRIDGE WITH IT
>>
No. 337523 ID: 1854db

Smack the ? block.
>>
No. 337539 ID: d8eca6
File 131270454567.png - (14.26KB , 600x500 , SQ053.png )
337539

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
YEAH WELL I CAME TO GET MY THINGS AND THERE WAS A NOTE ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN I CAME HERE
THAT WASN'T FOR YOU
THAT WAS FOR THE NEW GUY
THIS WAS HIS HAZING CEREMONY

WELL THAT'S JUST STUPID
PREPARE TO DIE
YEAH WHATEVER
ASSHOLE

>>
No. 337541 ID: 7ef948

tackle the quetsion mark
>>
No. 337543 ID: 35e1a0

destroy question mark box.
>>
No. 337544 ID: d8eca6
File 131270507821.png - (13.06KB , 600x500 , shadow bowser.png )
337544

DUH NUH NUH, DUH NUH NUH, DUH NUH NUHHHHH
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No. 337546 ID: d8eca6
File 131270519883.gif - (67.06KB , 600x500 , SQ054.gif )
337546

WELP THE RAIN STOPPED

COME CLOSER, VOLTORB. TOUCH MY HAMMER ARC.
MAN FUCK THAT
>>
No. 337548 ID: 1854db

>>337546
The ? block is empty? That can't be right! Go up there and see if something's stuck in it.
>>
No. 337549 ID: 55c4cf

Shadow is weak to lightning, zap him.
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No. 337564 ID: d8eca6
File 131271118529.gif - (126.52KB , 600x500 , SQ055.gif )
337564

HEY THERE THEY GO
WAIT WHAT

THEY'RE USING THE THIRD DIMENSION
I CAN'T DO THAT
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
>>
No. 337569 ID: d8eca6
File 131271194234.gif - (86.76KB , 600x500 , SQ056.gif )
337569

HEY WAIT HERE COMES THE LAST ONE
>>
No. 337571 ID: 35e1a0

EAT MUSHROOM. then fly past the hammer wall and take the hit. you will lose mushroom power but be invulnerable long enough to use the axe.
>>
No. 337573 ID: 7ef948

burn mushroom with lava convection. inhale smoke.
>>
No. 337579 ID: 1854db

Consume that vegetable in a manner appropriate for someone of your nature.
>>
No. 337584 ID: d8eca6
File 131271441289.gif - (39.11KB , 600x500 , SQ057.gif )
337584

AWWW HELLS JEAH
>>
No. 337596 ID: 759c84

Jump over his head, don't give a damn if the hammer hits you, just get the axe.
>>
No. 337598 ID: c2c011

>>337584
Fly up and smash through the stone wall and then hit that axe behind him.
>>
No. 337600 ID: 3ebd49

>>337579

>mushroom
>vegetable

>:c

your anusthings are twice as big now. fart in his face. it worked at the bar.
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No. 337601 ID: 55c4cf

Let him get the mushroom, i bet it's a bad one.
>>
No. 337729 ID: 6a5a08

Use Thunderbolt on the horn!
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