??? 2011/07/06(Wed)19:36 No. 322632 ID: 7c9849
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However, there's only ONE piece left to finish it, a very important piece, what my enemies

considered to be an insane idea...

??? 2011/07/06(Wed)19:36 No. 322633 ID: 7c9849
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Tell me

Do you know what this last piece is?

Knowledge.

Life. Free will. A soul.

Your Mother

Innocence.

A start button?

>>322633
A high-throughput wireless internet uplink.

If the idea itself was considered insane, then you already have the final piece.

Insanity.

>>322633
A BRAIN

>>322633
A beard, obviously.

a laser gun?

The Orb of Infinite Psyche?

no, but it loks yummy.

The HEART.

Us?

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)14:58 No. 323016 ID: a7c01d
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>322845
>322970

You are absolutely right.

You shall form part of him.

...you're going to put us inside that fish thing? aww, but I wanted to eat it...

How would we eat it? We have no mouth.

Ah, I can see why some would say this was an insane plan, but this should be cool. What exactly is he though?

This is contraindicated by our manual and at least 9 sacred scriptures. It will also void the warranty.

>>323023

he could put us in something with a mouth and have us eat it.

although I suppose we can be delicious and eat delicious things at the same time. carry on, doc. for your sake, I hope you aren't delicious.

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)17:46 No. 323148 ID: a7c01d
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Silence.

>>323148
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.......................

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... 2011/07/07(Thu)17:48 No. 323154 ID: a7c01d
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... 2011/07/07(Thu)17:48 No. 323156 ID: a7c01d
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................!

IT LIVES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)17:49 No. 323161 ID: a7c01d
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...........uhh.......

>>323161
IT.... ALMOST LIVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hello?

>>323160
Well. I'd say I told you so, but at this point I'm horribly depressed, so bluh.

what?

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)17:53 No. 323168 ID: a7c01d
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....Sup, im alive, thank you.

hello small critter, we are the voices that i guess are going to guide you now.

>>323168
Awesome, you had us worried for a second there. Anyway hows the body feeling? Can you stand up, walk around a little?

>>323168
Thank goodness. Now we're a footless fish thingy on land. With the Thousandfold in our head. Shit.

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)18:09 No. 323183 ID: a7c01d
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FYI, I am not a fish, i am not little and i can stand up well!

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)18:10 No. 323184 ID: a7c01d
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Who am i talking to?

the orb of infinite psyche. well, used to be an orb before your creator sucked us out of it and put us in you.

Now we're the FISH THINGY OF SOME PSYCHE

Hey, mind having a look around? The guy who put us in you presumably had a reason besides just 'having a laugh', and I'm wondering if he's still around to tell us what it is or if there's been some Horrible Lab Accident.

??? 2011/07/07(Thu)18:33 No. 323192 ID: a7c01d
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wowowowowowWOW
Slow down there.

First of all, i am not a fish, i dont really know what i am.

So basically you're voices inside my head that tell me what to do?... for some reason i find that very cool.

And im the only one here, the place is deserted.

Y'know, this sort of thing happens more often than you'd expect. Ah well. Have a look around. Maybe the 'good doctor' left behind a video will or something.

Oh, and give us a quick run-down of what you're capable of (if you don't know, start experimenting). I wouldn't be at all surprised if there were some Dangerous Escaped Experiments in here.

You know, besides us.

yeah, your storage tank kinda exploded. so you may have already gotten someone killed.

Hey its not ... we need to give you name. Anyway not his/her/its fault the tank exploded.

I don't care whatever you guys name him. I'm calling him Carp.

>>323201
HIS NAME SHALL BE FIDDLEY.

>>323208
FIDDLER CARP!

Sigma 2011/07/07(Thu)19:06 No. 323234 ID: a7c01d
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That "Doc" guy you so talk about left nothing here, if he ever even existed to begin with.

I... I really don't know if i can do anything "out of the natural", not that i know of yet, of course, i litteraly WAS born a minute ago, you know.

Im pretty sure im a guy, thank you very much.

The closest thing to my name i can think of is "Sigma", that's all i remember.

>>323234
Right. HEAD EAST. If the keypad gives you shit, PUNCH IT.

>>323234
Fiddle with the keypad.

>>323234
Type in the code 1-9-9-7-1-3-1.

Sigma Shmigma. go play with the keypad, Carp.

Sigma 2011/07/08(Fri)09:34 No. 323606 ID: f13af8
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You guys seem to know your shit, i'll listen to you for now.

Huh, not sure if it's a keypad at all.

Sigma 2011/07/08(Fri)09:35 No. 323607 ID: f13af8
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No numbers, no letters, no scanners, nothing, just a black scree-

Sigma 2011/07/08(Fri)09:35 No. 323608 ID: f13af8
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The hell did this come from??

Whatever it is, slap it with your weird fishy arms.

maybe it's your cool power? you can summon knives.

start stabbing the screen for no reason.

poke the keypad with your fins.

I'm guessing you are able to create weapons whenever we suggest violence.

Try pushing a button. Or you could just try pushing the door itself- perhaps it opens automatically?

Use yer knife to cut that keypad thingy-a-bob-igy

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)10:55 No. 324155 ID: 5f70a1
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I AM NOT A FISH, and the door still wont open, probably out of power or something.

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)10:57 No. 324156 ID: 5f70a1
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Hm, so i can make knives? that's kinda odd.

Im not the smartest thing alive and i was born just a few minutes ago, but i'd say that's kind of a dumb "power", i mean generating just knives?

I just wonder if i can make something different.

Suggestion 2011/07/09(Sat)10:58 No. 324158 ID: 0d095c
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>>324155
Try ripping out wires at random.

You can trust me on this.

>>324156
What we could use right now is a battery or something. We gotta power that door!

Try a crowbar. Then you don't need power to open the door.

>>324156

you're kidding me, right? you'll be like the Cactaur of the aquatic world, except wih less needles and more throwing knives.

nevertheless, try spawning a crowbar.

Summon an axe so you can hack the door open.

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)11:27 No. 324176 ID: 5f70a1
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No luck at my attempts to make a crowbar but...

Will this work?

Now all you need is a Katana




Or maybe a penis cannon

Yeah I guess it should work. Try to wedge the axe between the doors and go from there. Maybe after you have made some progress, spawn something long and flat.

Try hacking at the door.

>>324180
Summon a GUN

Or MJOLNIR

Or an ordinary War Hammer.

can you do a bazooka?

>>324182
Maybe he's the T1000, and can only do Simple weapons

Suggestion 2011/07/09(Sat)14:14 No. 324235 ID: 2fea24
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Summon one of these.

Alternatively, try a huge warhammer.

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)14:18 No. 324237 ID: 5f70a1
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Righto.

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)14:19 No. 324238 ID: 5f70a1
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*HACK* *SLASH* *BAM*

In no time i break the thing down, im in a new room now, lucky day.

I think there is a limit to what Sigma can make. Crowbar was off limits, but axe wasn't so I guess it is a very thin line. Or there may be a cooldown for it. Wouldn't hurt to test your limits, Sigma.

Sigma 2011/07/09(Sat)14:26 No. 324251 ID: 5f70a1
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>324240
I actually agree with that.

This place seems kinda nice for practicing what i can do.

>>324251
Hey, there's stuff! Check out the stuff.

Maul that rope(?)
And play with it like a cat!

loot and examine the things on the tables and open the lockers forcibly without checking if they're even locked.

we know you can make edged weapons, lets see if there are size limits, try making the Norimitsu Ôdachi (http://japantrip.tripod.com/nodachi/norimitsu.html)

>>324237
So you get more than object at a time.
Good.

Try to make something more complex--a shild strapped to your arm.

So far you've made two weapons and been unable to make a tool. Let's test a few hypotheses. Try to make a quarterstaff (a weapon without a blade), then try a pair of shears (a tool with blades). See if you can unmake a weapon; that'd be handy if someone stole your weapon. Finally, make a small weapon (a shuriken, say) and, presuming that's successful, see how many you can make before you start feeling tired or it doesn't work or you fill half the room or something.

Sigma 2011/07/10(Sun)11:14 No. 324621 ID: 367666
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>>324265

I try making that, didnt work, but i managed to make a Katana intsead.

>>324266

Didn't work either.

>>324369

Allright, i managed to make the staff thingie, couldn't make the shears, though.

I already "unmade" the knives, they sort of dissapeared when i didn't need them anymore.

I try making the shurikens but no luck.

I just realized how awesome this really is.

Sigma 2011/07/10(Sun)11:15 No. 324622 ID: 367666
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As for the stuff on the table.

There's a red metal box and a Gun.

Open the box. If it is locked try to shoot it open with the gun or make a skeleton key. A gun is useful so take it with you.

take the gun. try to make a gun yourself. then try to make bullets for it.

make a dagger with high mechanical advantage and use it to open the box.

inspect the things in other table.

>>324624

Don't shoot the box open; there's a good chance of a ricochet or damaging the contents. I second prying the box open with a dagger, but first check if it's even locked; it'd be embarrassing to make that mistake. It'd also be good to check if you can make ranged weapons; if you can't copy the gun, try for a crossbow and some bolts.

Apparently there's a lower size limit on weapons you can make. Try making progressively shorter knives to figure out what the lower bound is. Then maybe try progressively bigger weapons; I dunno if you have the physique to swing around some Cloud Strife slab of metal, but you might want a polearm at some point.

>>324622
Hmmm.... Try making a Chain Sword, to see if you can do moving parts, or a Mono Molecule-Edge Knife, to see if you can do seemingly impossible things.

Also, curse your creator for his ridiculous ideas of what matter you can and cannot instantaneously manifest. I mean, if you could spontaneously create nuclear warheads I could see why he'd make you, but knives? That's hardly useful. Bloody Mad Scientists...

Sigma 2011/07/11(Mon)17:45 No. 325154 ID: 18d16f
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>>324634
Seems i can also make guns... but there's something that feels weird about the gun i made, but i feel nothing with the other one.
And i can't make bullets either.

>>324683

That's as small as they get.

>>324707
Dammit, i can't make moving stuff either.

Im starting to feel that there wasn't much effort put in making me.

Sigma 2011/07/11(Mon)17:46 No. 325155 ID: 18d16f
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The box is open, theres some weird bluegreen thingie and a piece of paper with something written on it.

>>325155
Summon a breaching charge. Also, EAT THE BLUEGREEN THINGIE. Memorize the phone number/address combo

Examine the blue-green thing. What is it made out of? Does it seem like a battery or a tool?

Grab the paper and the... thing. Then check out the other glowy object in the back.

USE SHINY OBJECT ON OTHER SHINY OBJECT

thingy could be more super power or death juice, so let's hold off testing until we have more then a guess.

>>325154
I had a brilliant idea! You are a weapon. SUMMON ANOTHER YOU!

Grab the blue green thing.
Eat it.
Also, this >>325170

Sigma 2011/07/14(Thu)12:56 No. 326351 ID: 6576eb
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Allright, listen, one thing is guiding me to victory, another thing is just telling me to do stupid shit.

Im not going to eat some glowy thing even tough you tell me to, not without bread or mustard, i actually know what bread and mustard are.

Im taking them with me for now.

Sigma 2011/07/14(Thu)12:57 No. 326352 ID: 6576eb
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>>325170

Attempting to make a clone............................................
*Fart*

Woop, green light.

>>326352
Quick, check your ass for clones!

go look at the other stuff already then.

hokay, you can do guns, so moving parts are go.
mebe power is next.
make a taser, then try a chainsaw.
themono-edge blade is a good idea.
then go all out, PARTICLE PROJECTION CANNON, BURN THROUGH THE WALLS, FUCK YEAH!!!!

Try out those guns to make sure they work.

What does the paper thing says? Maybe it's important.

Sigma 2011/07/20(Wed)13:22 No. 328615 ID: 9c515e
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Playing with myself further will have to wait!

I hear something on the other room, if there even is one.

"...Dammit, this one is locked shut!"

"Shit, must be the lab, and i heard an explosion."

"Maybe the poor bastard did the dirty job for us and killed himself."

"Good but we still gotta find that... damn thing, how was it called?"

"Just look for something blue and green, you moron."

I hear footsteps going away, and someone fiddling with some keypad on the other side of the door.

Be ready to fight

So they're here to kill you and take that thingy.

That's funny. Sneak over in front of the door and ready your katana. Then slice him in half when the door opens.

>>328615
Lock n' load.

put the blue-green thing in your inventory.

hide the bluegreen thing.

Sigma 2011/07/22(Fri)18:14 No. 329685 ID: 71b452
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Im starting to like you guys.

He's still fiddling with the keypad

"Shit man, fuck it! hey, dukie!"

"Fuck you want!?."

"Did you bring the Fuckin 'Mite?."

"Still in the car, i tought you brought it!."

"Fuck, outta my way im gettin it myself, you keep lookin for it."

"Why do we have to do this boo'shit.?"

"Money, asshole."

Then some fuckin steps goin' away

Shit, it's catchy.

slice the door off. then lay blade on the dude's neck that is outside. and tell him "scream and you die"

Damn. They're gonna blow up the door. There's no standing near it when that happens.

I guess we're gonna have to open it ourselves.

Wait until they open it, THEN JUMP ON THEM AND CHOP THE DUMB BASTARDS' HEADS OFF

hide somewhere.

They've got Thermite. Hide in the cupboard. When they come in, burst out like the Kool Aid man and blow them away with guns. Or swords. Or SWORDGUNS.

Sigma 2011/07/30(Sat)11:38 No. 334199 ID: a43505
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Im not hiding.

I dont know if i'll be able to tear the whole thing down with just this katana, im not the hulk, and i can't create exlposives either, i would have probably crapped a grenade if i could.

Dammit if only there was a damn ventilation shaft around here! and i actually know what a ventilation shaft is.

>>334199
Sounds like we need something else. Check the other items here. What's the glowing thing?

Try opening the red chest.

Sigma 2011/08/06(Sat)17:46 No. 337370 ID: ffe69f
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>>334254

Some sort of... canister of glowy shit or something, i don't think its just some normal lamp.

>>334390

Already did, there was a Derp and a Herp inside.

sounds explosive. put it up against the door and then back away and shoot it.

Open the closets next to you, see if there's anything good in them.

Try opening the glowy lantern. See if it contains something special.

>>337370
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

take everything and go to the previous room.

I think I second going to the previous room. The rubble would be better cover than the benches both for ambushing and for shooting.

Also, for stuff to test, try making a whip (technically a weapon but can also be used as a rope, and also tests non-metal materials) and a knife with an extremely wide blade (to test if you can summon distorted items, and to use as a mirror for looking around corners).

Sigma 2011/08/17(Wed)15:00 No. 340957 ID: 4a98ea
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I can't belive im doing this...

Making a whip didn't work, im afraid i may have weaponile disfunction.

Are you completely sure you're of "infinite psyche" or something?

>>340957

More like infinite stupidness. But hey even a idiot get a good idea now and then right?

some of us are pretty smart, some are dumbasses. infinite as in there are a lot of us, not infinite smartness.
you got the blue-green thing? that is what they want, so it must be important.

Sigma 2011/08/30(Tue)17:24 No. 344056 ID: acdb21
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[[i am terribly sorry for slow updates, many things happening IRL]]

Right...

Guess i'll need to get used to hearing dumb ideas out of you.

1 minute passed and it's kinda quiet out there.

Entertain yourself, I guess. So you can make pretty much any melee weapon, right?

How about a length of chain? Those are good for beatings.

You sure you're alone in there?

Wanna dance?

Where's the smoke coming from?

Get your smoke detector and find where it's coming from. (The smoke, of course)

Sigma 2011/09/05(Mon)13:04 No. 345704 ID: 7fd0c8
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>>344087

I love how you guys make me create all these weapons yet i am HIDING in a bunch of rubble.

>>345312

No, sir.

>>345317

A fire, maybe left from the explosion.

another minute just passed and i hear no explosion, who the hell where these people anyhow?

Throw something at them.

we aren't HIDING, we are laying an ambush.

It takes more powers than just weapon creation to not get shot in a straight up fight with enemies who have guns.

Use yer think-pan to sum up your adventure so far.

Sigma 2011/09/21(Wed)21:30 No. 351306 ID: fa71bf
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>>347301

Okay... there was an explosion, i was born, for some reason i know how to talk and all the basic shat, i can make weapons out of me body, it seems someone wants me dead and...

I think, maybe you guys are my-

Sigma 2011/09/21(Wed)21:32 No. 351308 ID: fa71bf
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"LOOK OUT!"

there's some BANG sounds coming out of there, loud stuff.

"Come on come on!"

"WAIT DONT-"

*BANG BANG*

...

Silence.

Go investigate it or something.

Ok, I guess you should go next to the door and listen at it.

Get near the door, try to hear something.

How about we... OPEN the door.

>>351982

now you're talking crazy. open? a door?

Sigma 2011/10/01(Sat)12:00 No. 354518 ID: 8828fe
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hmm...

Nothing, not a sound...

...wait i think i hear something!

Sigma 2011/10/01(Sat)12:00 No. 354519 ID: 8828fe
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*Squreaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*

Sigma 2011/10/01(Sat)12:01 No. 354520 ID: 8828fe
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WHAT

There's blood in there. Go investigate. With a weapon in hand of course.

take the glowing canister if you need a light.

investigate the area.

Oh lord they blew themselves up.

Sigma 2011/12/02(Fri)14:51 No. 369355 ID: 123de4
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just trying something new on the artstyle here, dont mind me

>>354521
Yeeeeeah doubt this is Blood, it looks like it, but it's weird, all sticky and stuff.

Sigma 2011/12/02(Fri)14:53 No. 369356 ID: 123de4
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I take the glowing canister and go through the door, i end up in a dark room, and this Canister doesn't help that much.

Dang, we need a flashli- oh wait, look for a light switch first.

see if you can engage night vision mode or something. be able to see in the dark makes sense for you to have.

Lick the stuff. It might be strawberry jelly!

Slash the air and kill all hidden enemies LIKE A BOSS.

Sigma 2011/12/15(Thu)17:01 No. 372683 ID: d19263
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No night vision here, but i found the light switch, turning this on should proove only usefull

Sigma 2011/12/15(Thu)17:02 No. 372684 ID: d19263
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the shit?

The thing! It took your thing? Where did it go?

It looked like a tentacle. If you can't see anything in the room it is probably a giant octopus-monster that has color changed to blend into the room. Back out the door while throwing some knives to your front-left.

Turn it off again, see if it returns to your hand.

If not, then oh well.