HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I love the sound of cracking worlds, the smell of schorched earth, worlds of innocence, worlds of clear rivers and lush forests, burnin'. I just wanna NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF 'EM. "Commander, do we got hostiles??" SHOUT MY TITLE!!!! NO, I told 'em to just use my name! Damn... Bird Brain... Marines... HELL, Something STILL moving down there... Just... few inches... there *SNIPE* "SiR?" "I didn't hear you say my FULL name."
COMMANDER TEKRIN KONDRATE
Mort Ezliber the Third
Beefslab Lardfist
>>317518 "COMMANDER TEKRIN KONDRATE!!!" Should I send my platoons in to check hostiles or go in myself - in stealth of course? Returning to base and find out about the protoss near to our landing might be a valid option too now that the zerg have been dealt with - personally.
GO IN YOURSELF DON'T STEALTH, STEALTH IS FOR BABY MAN GUNS BLAZING
And you know what? SCREW GUNS. GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Just get ANGRY ENOUGH that you can generate PSY FISTS like Zealots. THEN PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
Go in there with your team and fuck shit up!!
We find a hole down here. Something's moving inside it. It's like something was flapping wings or something. It's a potent drone hideoout.
SHOOT the MOTHERFUCKING SHIT out of that HIVE with GRENADES
>>317877 "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
>>317891 FUCK YEAH ...damage report?
>>317891 Any noise? Ammo check.
someone shine a flashlight down that hole
Throw a grenade down, and GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT HOLE.
>>317891 Make sure you and your men are watching the immediate area.
There's nothing suspicious in the surroundings. It seems barren except this done shit hole. Ammo Check^ ^^^^^^^^ 7 Marines: 6/8 clips 1 Ghost: 0 energy, 35/60 rounds, 3 thermo-thermite grenades, 2 EMP rounds
in the interest of conserving ammunition. Someone shine a flashlight in there before we open fire again.
Hey how about we go down there and get horribly killed kill some more bugs?
>>318362 Just toss in some dynamite. Who cares. We aren't getting paid enough for this.
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We went into the hole. There's a drone - shoot it! The hole is a dead end and there are no tunnels, just this hole. BTW... I think there's too many of us. We were supposed to be 7 I see 9. Weird. Well, I think it's time to signal mission accomplished. We did what we came for here.
>>329579 check for infested terrans
Do a role call. Anyone who gives a name you don't recognize is probably an infested Terran or something. Why are you so nonchalant about that, anyway?
oh snap infested Terrans or mimics.
>>329579 Uh oh, sounds like changelings.
>>329622 Your lucky if it is changelings. They don't suicide explode like infested terrans do.
>>329628 Yes, but regular infested terrans are obvious. And already would have exploded.
helmet check, everyone else lifts their mask. anyone who refuses gets shot.
>>329646 Only do that if other methods of checking not work. Wouldn't want to breathe in any spore. If the name check doesn't help, you could try having everyone fire one shot from their gun. I think mimics don't have functional guns.
Hmm, changelings have slime firearms. Infested Terrans might be another option. "We may have hostiles amidst us, check in everybody and fire a shot. " "Grrrrlaadly!" >>You have one hour to react ...
>>330028 Shoot whatever it is (infested or mimic) until it is dead, of course.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention that it seems to be speaking a pre-backstabbing one-liner, so you will want to cloak and dodge its bullet.
>>330029 >>330031 Agh..............
>>330042 Ok, as well as the remaining extra there is the possibility of some of your marines being stealthily infested. Use your stealth suit to check the remaining marines and shoot any zerg.
>>330051 I'm checking my marines for more infections. Seven stay while I sneak around. I've sustained a minor wound and got a hole in my suit. I hope I don't get fallout sickness. My air purification system is still functional. The wound should be treated, but one of my now 8 marines is running away. Sure has an infection and tries to sneak away to shoot from a hideout.