Neither.

female

Male

Male

Female.

Taking the third option of neither

Male.

CONJOINED TWINS! TWO DIFFERENT GENITALS FOR DOUBLE THE POWER!

No. You decide what freaking gender you are, for once.

Male.

Male.

Male.

We shall be male!
For once!

Male because they're easier to CORRUPT.

Wait a minute...

The male sign looks like-

I c wut u did thar

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Now, please choose a name for this young man.

>>311457
His name is SOCRATES.

Anton Chekov!

ADDENDUM: His name is SOCRATES BALBALONEE.

John Greene.

>>311459

Pavel Chekov

THUNDER FIST!

Newton Tesla

Lord Baronduke Princecount

Isaac Chekov Tesla Asimov?

Clarke von Teslington?

Maximus Wolfe Volz. Quite a manly name.

>>311467
>>311466
I vote TESLA FIST.

>>311565
YES.

Canada Stevo

>>311565
This contains the correct levels of MANGRIT.

>>311565
Strongly for

>>311565
YES.

>>311565
This

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His name is now...

Tesla Fist

Now, please choose a job for this boy-excuse me, this MAN.

Knight will give him basic attack and defensive prowess, and allow him to equip most items.

Mage will allow him to cast black magic spells, but at the price of attack and defense.

Cleric will allow him to cast white magic spells, but at the price of attack.

Thief will allow him to steal items from others, and give him great speed.

Alchemist will allow him to fuse items together.

Berserker will allow for him to enter a state of immense rage, however he will be more vulnerable when he is hit.

Knight

Cleric. The MANLIEST profession. Like real men, they wear robes, but they also wield HAMMERS and wear platemail. Ergo, MANLY.

>>311630
With that name, how *can't* he be an alchemist?!?

yeah alchemist, he will perform SCIENCE to the items.

I am changing my vote to alchemist. As long as he is MANLY.

>>311630
I want to say Muscle Mage but let's just go with Cleric.

>>311636
Hell yes... but none of that bullshit celibacy crap.

Alchemist.
Laugh at his name will they? He'll show them! He'll show them all!

Alchemist. He needs giant fist gloves that can shock his enemies while giving them a good punch in the face. He ain't called TESLA FIST for nothing!

>>311630
Alchemist because how else is he going to make a weapon that has the same name as him?

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He is now an Alchemist. You will join Tesla a few years before his actual adventure takes place. How you proceed through this will determine the boy's personality. Pick well...

Oh, hi. I'm Tesla and I am sitting under a tree! Um, I think this is a dream, because, um, Mister Coil doesn't let me outside, unless I'm gathering supplies and, um, he doesn't live near any trees!

So, uh, what should I do?

smart lad, recognized a dream right away. anyway let's go explore them dream trees.

>>311725
Try creating a friend to travel with you. Make it a wolf. Wolves are awesome.

>>311725
Stare at that tree.
GLARE at it. Show it whos boss with the FORCE OF YOUR GAZE.
Whatever you do, do NOT take shit from that tree.

have an apple drop on your head. Invent calculus and physics.

definitely make a wolf friend. Take no shit from that tree, Then explore.

>>311729
>>311733
Make a wolf fall down from the tree. Get new life buddy and electric gauntlets.

In fact, the best course of action would be to not take shit.
From anything.
Ever.

>>311729
Also, develop a strong interest in lighting, or electricity depending on how advanced your culture is. Decide that you're going to make it your 'thing' forever and ever.

I'm a fan of climbing the tree. Then you can see everything around you for quite a distance. Very fun!

>>311725
Hey, remember that recurring nightmare you have where shit attacks you? That's going to happen again now. But this time you're going to make a wolf friend and lightning fists and not take shit from any evil trees.

A wolf? No, fuck that. A lightning wolf. No, a lightning BIRD. No, a LIGHTNING WOLF BIRD SNAKE.

FUCK YEAH QUETZALCOATL!

>>312061
That's pretty much what's suposed to happen now.

downvoting QUETZALCOATL! Upvoting the recurring nightmare idea.

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>>311731

Uh, well, I kind of, like, I stared at the tree and I didn't take any of it's, uh, shit. And then it violently exploded into flames. And, well, um, now there's like this giant glove on my hand. It's really heavy.

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>>311729
>>311747

Well, I guess electricity is okay. It's actually, uh, pretty cool! Man I-oh hey is that a wolf. Man this is gonna be awesome, I'm gonna have cool adventures and I might punch things with electricity and then wolves and-

Oh. Oh noooooo

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>>312061

That would be the thing that means they're coming. But, this time, I totally not gonna take any "shit" from anybody! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!

And I'm all out of ass

wait i think i messed that up

>>312143
You can make more kicked asses with bubble gum

MIX BUBBLE GUM WITH POWDER

MAKE EXPLOSIVE MINT GUM

Quick! Channel your fury (and some electricity) into your gauntlet, AND THEN wait until the evil comes over the hill so you may evaluate its' weaknesses before punching it.

Show no fear. Enjoy the coming battle.

agreed. punch evil in face.

>>312143
Remember Tesla: You can make anything here, be anything here. You can shape this place, make it your own, combine it, change it, make it better, make it perfect. They don't own you. They can't stop you. Show them. SHOW THEM ALL WHAT YOU CAN DO.

>>312359
Punch evil in snout to establish dominance, you mean.

>>312805

yes. yes, I do.