>>29411

Who was phone? Pick it up and find out!

>>29411
Answer that phone like a motherfucker.

>Answer that phone like a motherfucker.

You switch you style into "motherfucker" and respond the phone.

"Hey what'up! I'm reading my fucking favourite magazine right now, so you can hang up your fuckin phone and go back to sleep or stay and die. It's your choice pal!"

"... Cassandra!"

Fuck it's a customer with the password! Your finance are pretty low right now, better see if they gotta job for you!

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)07:55 No. 29424 ID: 88e337
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forgot the fuckin image

>>29413

Listen for JOB.

You can just delete the other thread by clicking the boxes and using the delete button at the bottom of the page

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)08:47 No. 29432 ID: 88e337
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>Listen for JOB.

It's a Dorf! Dorves are not supposed to exist in the real world, but WTF! You're an half demon and deal with demons on daily basis. Well maybe not daily, weekly or montly when you're lucky and you're able to get a decent job. Anyway, also demons are not supposed to exists in the real world, so you decided there's nothing wrong with dorves. As long as they pay.

The dorf tell you about a place called boatmurder where strange events of unmatched evilness happened and because he got business there and it was fuckin' destroyed by all the problems haunting the fortress, he's willing to pay a good amount of gold to find out what happens and if you can recover some of the manufacts that he was supposed to receive from the fortress in exchange of the goods he sent to them.

He offered $5000 just to look into the issue and other bonuses based on the manufacts recovered.
Well, you don't give a fuck about his manufacts, but you need the money. Badly.

>>29431
I didn't inserted a password, can I still delete it?

>>29432

Go look into the issue!

Anyway, let's go forward DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)09:40 No. 29438 ID: 88e337
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You accepted (quite reluctantitly) the dorf job.
You don't think a unbeliavable evil is responsible for the fortress ruin, but you need the money. You'll probably get bored with the lack of butts to kick, but they said dorves fortress often become lairs of some monsters, so who knows, maybe you'll find some way to kill time while you're investigating the fortress.

You'll leave Trish at home (last time she fucked up EVERYTHING delivering the sword SPARDA in the hand of some idiotic zealots) and command her to go in the kitchen and make you a sandwich for when you're coming back (you'll probably be hungry).

You take a cell phone, just to get in touch with your customer and the other guys in case you need advise or help (you can call Nero, Trish and Lady, the other numbers on your phone are of some useless sluts that you enjoy to "biblically know" time to time), your sword Rebellion, your ridicoussly underpowered pistols Ebony and Ivory and your shotgun Coyote A. Unfortunately Yamato is still in posession of Nero, and you stored away the other demonic arms you find in the course of your quests. The problem is you can never find the stuff you stored away. You should ask Trish to pretty please make some order in the storage room (something that take a quest on his own, so let's keep going for this quest).

Well anyway... You take a bus to the town of Cape Lake, and from there you'll snatch a lift from a trade caravan. They leave you just in front of the the road to the fortress. They will not go closer. Some of the caravans guys make strange signs to keep away evilness and misfortune. You're in front of the road to the fortress.

As you can see from the poorly drawed image, there's a sort of monument in front of you, a bone pile in the front of the entrance and the entrance itself, opening like a black, fanged mouth adorned by two flaming eyes.

Tutorial!

The black ugly arrow is your mouse pointer, but the highly advance quest engine 2.0 (tm) will just point the right location as you type the actions you want to performs.

Also you can note a poorly drawed style indicator on the left top. Your style is currently a WTF style. And no, you're not striking a cool pose for the style change, you're just shuddering.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)09:49 No. 29440 ID: 88e337
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Also, let's take a look at your inventory.
You have rebellion, ebony and ivory, coyote-a and a cellphone. And yes a pissed off spider into one of your pockets. You should really wash your favourite jacket sometime.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)10:48 No. 29445 ID: a91907
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Dante is waiting for your input. Yes he's just shuddering.

Change to 'G' style.

Use cellphone to call in a pizza to your location, their special, extra large with all the toppings and report your location.

Get out your pistols and do forward rolls through the entrance.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)11:19 No. 29450 ID: a91907
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>Change to 'G' style.

>Use cellphone to call in a pizza to your location, their special, extra large with all the toppings and report your location.

>Get out your pistols and do forward rolls through the entrance.

Fuck, I've to do a lot of shitty drawing to get this done properly. Well for the moment just get a Dante sheet, I'll work into it.

FYI, you can delete posts without having a password, just don't enter anything in the password box ever.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)11:39 No. 29453 ID: 88e337
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>Change to 'G' style.

>Use cellphone to call in a pizza to your location, their special, extra large with all the toppings and report your location.

Ok so you switch to Gunslinger style, launch your phone in the air and use your underpowered pistols to dial the number (they doesn't damage your phone, 'cause they're ORRIBLY underpowered!).
A pizza guy promptly deliver you a Pizza with all the toppings that you add to your inventory.

>>29451
I did it, believe me. For some reasons it simply doesn't work.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)11:51 No. 29456 ID: 88e337
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And this is your updated inventory

>>29456

Dive through the entrance and forward roll! Skilfully.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)12:01 No. 29460 ID: 88e337
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>Get out your pistols and do forward rolls through the entrance.

You already get out your pistols to dial the number but instead of rolling forward (not stilish enough) you REVERSE SOMMERSAULT towards the entrance!

A jury give you a full 10 score for your performance.

You notice that the entrance is barred by some sort of obstacle. Like a gate or a door. Something with GINORMOUS dorfish steel bars!

>>29460

(What do the other style letters stand for again?)

>>29461
Tutorial!

G: Gunslinger. It's a style that put emphasys on the gunfights. You'll be able to use your guns more proficently.

S: Sowrdmaster. Using you OMGSOIMBA!11!11! ability with swords, you'll kick everyone ass with stilish blade moves.

T: Trickster. You'll roll and flip, hit and feint like a real tricky motherfucker!

R: Royal Guard. You'll be able to parry any hit directed at you and release your anger to just sit down and parry with a big, powerful blast!

Of course you can use your stiles to solve quests in ways that will not imply to slash at enemies and kick their butts, also you can also decide to switch in a non contemplated styles.
Just get creative, no railroading here.

Switch to 'S' style.

Dorf metalwork is small-time, slice up those bars with your sword into slim discs of metal for use as improvised throwing weapons.

sorry I had some problems with outlook (I really HATE this fuckin' OS) so was not able to update the quest. We'll everything is workin' fine now (I just had someone deleting my profile, fuck about waiting for office IT guys) and back on the quest... ehm back on work... Well whatever...

I'll update ASAP.

let's start again DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)22:39 No. 29710 ID: a91907
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>Switch to 'S' style.

>Dorf metalwork is small-time, slice up those bars with your sword into slim discs of metal for use as improvised throwing weapons.

You switch to the fearsome swordmaster style and start to show some shit to the audience. You hit the bars with >9000 hits and slice them into thin pieces. You'll collect the discs, they'll make a poor weapon but actually will be effective as your orribly underpowered pistols.
You're in front of the entrance. A world of darkness and despair open before you. You'll prepare yourself to take a journey in the heart of evilness and madness, looking death straight in the eye and laughing at the dark reaper. You'll strenghten your mind aganist the engulfing oscurity that can drive lesser men completely crazy. You'll descend into the darkness and emerge victorius...





Or maybe not.
You're Dante and there's no motherfucker meaner than you. You just shudder and stride inside the entrance, but with STYLE!

WTF is this mess? DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)22:50 No. 29714 ID: a91907
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What do you see is something like the figure on the left.

Of course this fuckin map is quite cryptic and you don't understand a fuck. Basically you're in a hallway with two rooms just on north and south. The hallway continue east and is invaded by a purple miasma. Some other rooms opens on the hallway as you'll procede exploring east.
But let's stick to the first part for now. You got for rooms to explore (2 north and 2 south) or you can simply procede down the hallway. The miasma is simple innocuous but make your nose tickle.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)23:22 No. 29718 ID: a91907
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Also, some good news. I found a way to imrpove the quest images without wasting too much time drawing good looking stuff. Well just in some circumstances... but should be fine. Anyway, Dante is waiting for your input!

>>29714
Go left.
Bounce off at least three walls.

Go south. See if you can find a river. Swim that shit inside.

DMC quest 2009/08/14(Fri)23:54 No. 29723 ID: a91907
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>Go left.
>Bounce off at least three walls.

K. I assume you're looking the map shifted by 90 degrees, so you're going north.

You'll end in a some sort of subterranean crop field. Of course with no light there's not so much you can plant apart some species of mushrooms. Anyway 'cause the place was abndoned long ago, some poisonus species are now mixing with the edible ones.
Observing the fields more closely you'll notice that something is buried under the fungal curtain.

Hope 2009/08/14(Fri)23:58 No. 29726 ID: 476456
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WALK THIS WAAAAY~

Shoot away the fungal curtain. Investigate that shit.

DMC quest 2009/08/15(Sat)01:35 No. 29730 ID: a91907
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>Shoot away the fungal curtain. Investigate that shit.


You shoot the shit out the shrooms. The aroma of the burned peyotes make you feel dizzy and exstatic. You perform a complex gun combo showdown.

When the fungal curtain is ripped off, you notice some charred bodies on the floor now cleaned with hot lead.

You see some mandrill bodies, some dorves bodies and a elephant corpse. It's quite strange that, while the other bodies are charred and partially rotten, the elephant is stripped off completely of any flesh and only white bones remains.
You'll not understand exactly what happened, look like a fight broke, between beasts and dorves but not only. Looks like dorves were also fighting between them.

One thing you can be sure off. Shit happens here. And of the serious kind.

Pocket some shrooms. Check for exits.

DMC quest 2009/08/15(Sat)02:42 No. 29739 ID: 88e337
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>Pocket some shrooms. Check for exits.

You take some old good shrooms and head back for the exit. You'll go back to the hallway. Peeking the other rooms, you can see a dining room, some sort of storage room and a kind of workshop.

Search the storeroom for anything of use. sword up anything that isnt of use.

DMC quest 2009/08/16(Sun)11:09 No. 30307 ID: a91907
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>Search the storeroom for anything of use. sword up anything that isnt of use.

You approach the storeroom with unmatched boldness.
There's nothing of use, the place is almost empty, and the few things inside are rusted, rotten and decaying. The state of abadon of the place is evident.
There are few strange things that strike your attention howewer. There's a strange symbol on the front wall, a lot of disquieting and unclear writings on the right wall and some sort of staring eye painted on the pavement. Also there's a rude invitation to leave the place on the right wall.
Also on the right wall you can see a small writing that say:

"This place is fucked up. Everything is so fuckin fucked up. It's just matter of time and it will explode like a fuckin' pressure cooker without a fuckin' escaping valve. The cocksucker are stepping a bit further into insanity. I got someone to take my place and pretend he's me while I'll get my poor ass outta here.
-Ral "StarkRavingMad" Swaeringen"

>>30307
... That's the guy that hired you, isn't it.

>... That's the guy that hired you, isn't it.

Actually no, you can try phone him to find out who's the guy that wrote down on the wall if he knows. The customer had business with the fortress but actually never went here, he's just a merchant trading goods with the fortress. Because his business was distrupted he want to find out the true reasons behind the issue.