What ever you do, do not attack it.

>>285655
Awww, how cute, it thinks you're a puppy. Ask it where the Mimigas are.

Bark

>>285704
This.

These guys are harmless until you hit them THEN THEY NINJA YOU.

King!zCiuXQBmHU 2011/04/14(Thu)23:27 No. 296819 ID: 2bdeb9
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So... resisting the urge to stab this giant potato man, we ask where to find the other Mimigas. It's surprisingly compliant and leads us straight to a building set into the side of the hill. I... somehow thought it would be harder than this. It lingers outside for a moment to make sure we go in. Darryl waits outside, because the door is small.

It's dank in here. There's... upon entering, we're greeted by a kid.

"Hey! You guys got captured, too? Wow! I never thought King would've shown up here. You must be a pretty bad leader, huh?"

>>296819
Oh god dammit Jack, now look what you did. Quick, try and walk back out before he inevitably slams the door on you and you need to look for an alternate exit.

>>296821
what? king can just use his sword on the gap and break the door open later.

anyway, inform kid you were not captured, you are mounting a rescue mission.

Use kid on door.

>>296819
Did we take the bomb? Why didn't we take the bomb.

Anyway, interrogate the mimiga. Find out what kind of resources you have to create a resistance with. What exactly will you have to fight back against? Then promptly ignore this information and make a ridiculous plan. Like... pretend you are all dead. Yeah! If the Doctor doesn't have any mimigas left, he will have to stop his plan. All you need are like, some of those drugs that paralyze you for a little while. ...wait damnit the Doctor was an actual medical Doctor, he'll never be fooled.

Okay, wacky plan #2: Replace the red flowers. They're seriously just red flowers. I'm sure there are other red flowers that don't make you turn into crazed hellbeasts. Or maybe you can get like, yellow flowers and dye them red or something. But if you can secretly replace the red flowers with fakes, and when you don't become a demon army of supersoldier rabbits, he will be forced to assume that you are all immune and give up.

Or you could, uh... where's his base? It's on top of the island, right? Then all you have to do is flip the island upside-down. I'm sure there's a switch for that somewhere. Then his fortress will just like, fall off and he will be doomed. And you'll all be safely inside the cave system! Of course, you'd have to actually find the switch, and that would be hard if you're stuck here.

There. Three terrible plans. You're free to pick any. Or I just you could just have Darryl break down the door and go to the teleporter with all the mimigas. But that would be boring.

>>296949
DO ALL OF THESE.
Okay, serious mode: fake red flowers actually could work pretty well. Breaking free the mimigas has the problem that the doctor will just build a better prison and then capture them again... But it'll at least slow him down I suppose. Or you could just take the entire mimiga army and fight the doctor now, before he gets the red flowers.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/06/07(Tue)18:53 No. 310442 ID: 14669e
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Jack goes to check the door. It's not locked. Actually it turns out it doesn't even have a lock. That's both good and bad, I suppose. I guess the guards just like to keep tabs on us.

> it's not capture, it's a RESCUE MISSION
Kid: "Oh, that's great! We need a rescue! Unless you came here without a plan. Then you'd just be stupid. Then that would be just like getting captured, huh?"

>>296949
> wacky plans!
These are terrible and I hate you.

>>297443
> wait this one could actually work
I suppose it could, if nobody noticed what we were doing. Except of course that there are no red flowers. We got here before the Doctor found them, so they haven't actually started planting yet. That's kindof the whole reason we're here. The Doctor is currently distracted in the Sand Zone, giving us time to mount a rescue mission. If we rescue the Mimigas, or otherwise make actually planting the seeds impossible, we'll severely hinder his plans. We shouldn't waste this opportunity.

>>285332 >>285386
> plans?
We could try to destroy the soil, or equipment. Destroying the equipment is as easy as finding it and smashing it. The soil might be harder, though. You can't... really stab soil.
I don't know much about planting, but I know you don't really need any specialized equipment for it. Destroying the equipment would just slow things down. We might delay planting for a week or two, since everything would be done by hand. Making the soil unworkable would be far more damaging, and could delay production for weeks or even months, depending on how bad it is. But it's soil. We'd have to come up with something clever to stop it, and something we could do in a relatively short amount of time.
On the other hand, we could just rescue everyone here, and that would stop production indefinately... unless the Doctor captured them all again. I guess we'd still have to find a way to stop him, or get everyone off the island. But it would at least delay things.
This is all annoyingly complicated.

> interrogate the kid
Kid: "Oh, so you don't have a plan. Well I'm sure you can make something up as you go! That always works, right? I mean, I guess a lot of us are locked up tight at the top of the hill over there, and the guards are totally huge and always watching, and most of us are too scared to fight the Doctor on account of he's all powerful, but that's no big deal! You can take a dozen or so guards no problem, right? You can probably break everyone out of their cells with pure brute power! And I'm sure you can convince everyone to join you even though they're all scared for their lives and do anything the Doctor says out of fear! He's probably not even that strong! Even though he has unlimited magical power! No big deal! Right?"

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/06/07(Tue)18:53 No. 310443 ID: 14669e
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>>296919
> use kid on door
"SHUT UP, KID."

???: "Hey! What do you think you're doing?!"

>>310443
...Stopping the Doctor? That was the idea, at least. I'm not sure we're actually doing that, but we at least think we are.

So, dozens of those guards are around the prison? I dunno, they seem kind of dumb. You could probably get by them with a disguise or cardboard box or something. Especially if it's one of those kinds where you all get into one robe and pretend to be one of them. Not sure where you'd be able to get a scythe for that, though. Maybe this guy knows?

Why is he yelling at you, anyway. I don't see him coming up with any ideas on how to not get turned into a rampaging monster used to destroy the world. I don't even see more then his leg! Tell him to get more on-camera.

>>310443
Huh?! That suspicious feet, how the cutaway censors most of the body... could it be? Is Toroko's brother alive?

Tasteless jokes aside, We should destroy the supports in this cave to make it collapse on itself. The equipment will not only be destroyed, but their remains and the most fertile soil on the island will be inaccessible to the Doctor. Then we need to find wherever the Doctor stores shit he would use for repairs of gardening equipment and destroy that place too, which means it reduces the Doctor to having to leave the island to get more stuff, but we will have left the island by then to get the military in on this and have him overwhelmed by the military.

The only problem then would be if some schmuck called The General gets the magic hat and uses it's power effectively, without resorting to crazy complex super-army schemes, then takes over the world. My solution then is for Toroko to wear the hat, because she'd probably the least evil to get ahold of it.

>>310443
"Throwing an annoying kid at the door. What're you doing?"

As for plans - smashing equipment is good. Making soil flower-unfriendly is double good. Salting the earth is traditional. That just uses salt, right? If they've got all these mimigas here and have any plans to keep them alive long enough to grow and harvest a crop of crazyflowers, there's got to be some kind of food storage place around. Maybe there's salt there, so keep an eye out for wherever food comes from.

But first deal with this new guy, that's probably important.

>>310450
>The General
Where is this coming from...?

>>310443
I can't even try to defend you here, that was stupid.

>>310529
Pun with generic The name like how The Doctor is well The Doctor.
Don't tell me if the military got involved there would so not be a The General

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/08/23(Tue)19:58 No. 342571 ID: fc6fb3
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>>310450
> Arthur..?
What? No. Not even close. No.
This is Tsu. She was a villager, one of many that existed before the Doctor began kidnapping Mimigas. She's incredibly spirited and extremely annoying.
I'm surprised she's even still alive.

>>310452
What's salt?

>>310445 >>310450 >>310452
> he
> brother
> guy
She is pretty bad at being a girl, isn't she.

>>310452
Kid: "Tsuuuu~! King's being mean to me!"
King: "I'm throwing an annoying kid at a door. What are you doing?"
Tsu: "I'm stopping a jackass from throwing kids at doors, that's what."

King: "... I don't have time for this!"
Tsu: "I should fucking hope so!"
King: "I've come to put a stop to the Doctor!"
Tsu: "Yeah? That's rich. And how're you gonna do that?"
King: "First I'm going to need the help of every Mimiga. Including the ones who've been put in prison. Who I'm going to rescue."

Tsu is quiet for a moment.

Tsu: "... and then?"
King: "... I haven't quite thought that out yet. I was thinking we could destroy the farm."
Tsu: "..."

Tsu: "So let me get this straight. You came here and threw Chie up against the door a couple times. Which I'm pretty pissed off about. So that you could tell me you're going to bust all our friends out of jail. Which will probably piss off the guards. And then you're going to try to destroy the farm. Which will definately piss off the Doctor. And then you don't really have a plan after that."
King: "It was only one time."
Tsu: "HEY. I got a better idea."

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/08/23(Tue)19:58 No. 342572 ID: fc6fb3
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Tsu: "Why don't we just kick your ass?"

"and then what? let the doctor forcefeed you red flowers and let you go on the surface where you will fight humans and die in a huge blob of violence. cause those are the options right now ether blow up the farm and just deal with his rage or let him win"

Yeah the outcome of this is pretty much inevitable. You might as well just walk into the prison cell and lock the door behind you.

Wait! New plan! KILL ALL THE MIMIGAS then the doctor won't be able to produce his unstoppable army! Yes, infighting is the answer! Civil war!

>:(

>>342572
Because we have a giant sword and a gun? Either of those individually is enough of a reason for me to not kick someone's ass.

Also I'm pretty sure the Doctor's plan is already "enslave and torture and kill us" so... not really seeing how pissing him off would backfire? Usually pissing off your enemies is a good thing when you don't have anything to lose, because it means they start making terrible impulsive plans instead of grand schemes.

>>342572
Because that's retarded and pointless
to the max
don't be too proud to admit your a little retarded too in this whole situation but shiiiiiiit son, Mimiga's ain't never been in no war
with significant cooperation, numbers, and strategies there should be a way to defeat the doctor, and the current plan is all we got , not to mention all we can pretty much do if we don't want to become supersoldier slaves, little dumbass. If she has a better fucking idea that isn't petty and a pointless waste of energy to fight us, then come right up and fucking tell us.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/08/25(Thu)01:58 No. 342835 ID: 0f1e90
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King: "How about because I have a sword."
Tsu: "Y-yeah? Well we outnumber you two to one! We're gonna knock you for a loop! You're not Arthur! No matter how much you try to be!"
King: "And then what?"
Tsu: "Then? Then I guess we throw you in jail for intending to insight a riot. I haven't quite thought that out yet."
King: "And you have a better idea, then?!"
Tsu: "I do! It's called 'keep your head down and the Doctor won't kill you'! It's worked pretty good so far!"
King: "Listen! the Doctor's going to force you to eat red flowers so he can use you as weapons!"
Tsu: "... what?! Why would he make us eat red flowers? We already do everything he says! That doesn't even make any sense!"
King: "He's doing it to use you as weapons!"
Tsu: "But we can't fight worth beans! And he already has guards!"
King: "That's what the red flowers are for!"
Tsu: "Listen you jackalope! I don't know how you don't know this already, but red flowers kill Mimigas! There's no reason to feed us red flowers when we already do what he says!"
King: "But red flowers don't kill us![i]"
Tsu: "... right! I'm convinced."
King: "You are?"
Tsu: "Yep. You're a loony. And for the good of everyone I'm going to lock you up before you get us all killed. [i]Shovel Brigade! Attack!"

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/08/25(Thu)01:58 No. 342836 ID: 0f1e90
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Shovel Brigade: "We're on it!"

GOD DAMN IT.

>>342601
> the outcome of this is pretty much inevitable.
NO IT'S NOT. I'm the leader of the Mimigas! I'm the strongest! I'm King!

I absolutely refuse to give up!

> New plan! Civil war!
Fine! Talking's not my strong suit. I won't kill them. But I'll beat them until they listen.
By Tsu's own admission, they're not good at fighting. So I can --

> Animated.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/08/25(Thu)02:00 No. 342837 ID: 0f1e90
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... think up a strategy.

Tsu: "Haha! You got your ass beat."
Jack: "King! Are you okay?"
King: "Yeah. Maybe you could help me."
Jack: "Um. Awaiting orders?"

double team, their power comes from all of them attacking the same target. so if you can split them up they will lose the ability to do any real damage.

>>342837
The plan is go outside, involve the guards in the fight somehow, get everyone thrown in jail. And then they'll have no options but revolution! Also then Sue can bomb us out or something.

Stare them in the eyes and ask them if they really believe that red flowers kill mimigas. Ask them if they've never met a mimiga exposed to the red flowers who lived? Never met one who knew their terrible effects, first hand? If your eyes don't convince them then nothing will.

...don't they know the red flowers turn Mimigas into GIANT MONSTERS?

Oh, right. Plan. Try to fight them not as a group, but alone.

>>342837
Silly King. You can't hurt your people. You need to settle this peacefully, so everyone can be at full strength for the revolution. Sit up, set aside your sword, and tell them you have no intention of fighting them.

And tell them you know what really happens when a Mimiga eats a red flower because it's already happened once and by god you aren't going to let it happen again.

Well fuck these traitors. Impale the next one to try and hit you, then the others will lose their stomach. you can continue to unlock the other cells and try to find willing volunteers. You simply do not have the time to dick around here while trying to win the hearts and minds of these complacent idiots while the doctor is planning genocide.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:00 No. 345755 ID: 21a774
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>>342855 >>342859
>>342904 >>342908
>>343030 >>343031

> Vote Tally:
> Fight!: 2
> Talk!: 2
> Run!: 2

MAN WHAT

Jack: "King?"
Tsu: "What's the matter? Don't know what to do? Finally realized how screwed you are, huh?"

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:00 No. 345756 ID: 21a774
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King: "... Jack, your orders are to follow me!"
Tsu: "Hey! HEY!"

> Vote Talley Confirmed: All of the Above.
> Except the impaling.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:00 No. 345757 ID: 21a774
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So after that, we ran around the Plantation for a bit, stirring up quite the commotion. Between the three of us (and Darryl), we were able to split up the shovel brigade and take them on one at a time.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:01 No. 345758 ID: 21a774
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Without their combined power, dispatching them was really trivial. We were able to knock some sense out of them pretty easily.

Of course then the guard showed up to take us to jail. We chose to go willingly, partly because we'd just beaten up most of everyone who could fight, partly because we were going to go there anyway, and partly because now Tsu doesn't have an excuse.

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:01 No. 345759 ID: 21a774
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And that's how we ended up in jail. And now because there's no reason for Tsu to fight us anymore, she's going to sit down and listen to what I have to say.

Tsu: "You fucking psychotic asshole! That's it! I'm gonna kick your ass! You and me! Right here! Let's go!"

King!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:01 No. 345760 ID: 21a774
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Tsu: "Ow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
King: "So, like I was saying, you're going to sit down and listen to what I have to say."

Sakamoto!pC4M2Y.Imc 2011/09/05(Mon)17:02 No. 345761 ID: 21a774
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> Control has returned to Sue.

So, we've been gone about twenty minutes, and what a surprise, I give King one job and he somehow manages to fuck everything up like an asshole.

looks like two of them are being squished by the dragon. go stop them from being squished. then find where all the stuff was put.

>>345761
Man what kind of dumbshit is he to come up with a plan where he gets thrown in jail. You know what? Fuck him. Let's just go... we ran out of plan again, didn't we. Well! Can Daryl fit in the teleporter? Let's just like, teleport to Sand Zone and go kill the Doctor with our bad-ass dragon.

Or I guess we could organize a jailbreak, but everyone in jail seems to be useless assholes. Except Jack. Jack is cool.

>>345761
So did you get that teleporter set up? I hope so. Let's see if we can't get Daryl to help us do a jailbreak. Or do we still have that bomb? Let's blow up a wall of the jail, that'll do the trick.

Sakamoto!zCiuXQBmHU 2012/02/04(Sat)01:25 No. 384233 ID: cea876
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>>345763
"Hey."
"Hey."
"You okay..?"
"Not really. Layin' here, gettin' slowly crushed by a dragon."
"Oh, that must be a real dragon you."
"..."
"Getting dragon under like that."
"..."
"Time must be dragon on."
"Shut up."

Sakamoto!zCiuXQBmHU 2012/02/04(Sat)01:26 No. 384234 ID: cea876
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"So did you see a stupid guy with a purple cloak and a sword come by here?"
"Scar on his face? Thinks he owns everything?"
"That's him."
"Yeah, I saw him."
"Did you see where he want?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"Are you gonna tell me?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you're a bitch."
"WHAAAAAAAT."
"Coming here, laughing at me, making jokes, and all I've been doing is what I'm supposed to do. I'm just doing my job. I don't need this kind of crap from you."
"If I help you out will you help me get the stupid guy?"
"Yeah, I guess I could do that. Not like I have anywhere else to be."

... so how am I doin' this.

>>345826
Teleporter's set up. We can go back to the village at any time.
And yeah, we have the bomb. Toroko's holding it.

>>345767
I don't know if Darryl can fit. He's pretty huge.
I refuse to go to the Sand Zone on the grounds that we came all the way up here and I'm not going back down again without a better plan than "Let's do that thing we said we wouldn't do because it was stupid."

scratch it behind the head, it will lift up to get more scratches.

>>384234
Loot helmets! Because they're just lying there. You can't leave them unlooted.

And then uh, wake up Darryl. Let's see, looking at our inventory... Oh! Let's use the first items we got, almost two and a half years agoearlier today! Use HAMMER on POT. That should make a loud enough noise to wake him, right?

>>384234
Poke it's butt with a stick.

Eeeee! Sue Quest!

Do we have food or something? That might wake him up.

use LITTLE GIRL POWERS to scream WAKE UP! into the dragons ear!