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277429 No. 277429 ID: 543aa6

mew?

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No. 277431 ID: 7524b0

FIND YARN

KILL YARN
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No. 277433 ID: 950529

Rape a human by scratching him into submission
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No. 277434 ID: 9a1fa4

Find yarn

Evilly toy with it
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No. 277435 ID: b63285

SOMETHING IS THERE, SOMEWHERE!
FREAK OUT! RUN!
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No. 277436 ID: e973f4

meow!
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No. 277437 ID: 543aa6
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277437

>YARN ON TARGET
MEOW, PICK MY POISON.

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No. 277438 ID: f609ed

Blue yarn is best yarn.
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No. 277439 ID: 7524b0

>>69
RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD

SPILL IT
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No. 277440 ID: 9a1fa4

Seconding blue.
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No. 277441 ID: b63285

>>69
ALL OF IT!
LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!
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No. 277443 ID: 543aa6
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277443

YOU CAN SEE BLOOD ON BLUE. I AM GOING FOR BLUE. BLUE TASTE LIKE BLUEBERRY. OR MAYBE BLUE RASPBERRY. EITHER WILL BE FINE.
>CAT leaps

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No. 277444 ID: 7524b0

>>75
KILL

MAIM

TEAR
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No. 277445 ID: 543aa6
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277445

HARROMMONOMNOMMOMOMM
>BLUE YARN HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED. ALSO IT WAS BLUE RASPBERRY.

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No. 277446 ID: 7524b0

>>77
Oh god... it's dead.

You killed it.

how did this happen
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No. 277447 ID: b63285

>>77
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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No. 277453 ID: 3b8f0f

Lick yourself clean.
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No. 277457 ID: 7524b0

Bring the slain prey to your master as a gift!
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No. 277470 ID: 543aa6
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277470

>CAT licks himself clean.
Blue yarn threat has been eliminated. Master is out of the house but I shall leave it in his slipper.

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No. 277471 ID: 950529

Plan to subdue him with violence when he comes home, then rape him. Use more violence if he resists.
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No. 277472 ID: b63285

>>102
SOMETHING IS WATCHING YOU! FREAK OUT! RUN! DESTROY THE FURNITURE, IT MUST BE HIDING THERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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No. 277473 ID: f44349

>>102
YOU'RE A KITTY!
NOW FIND THE NEAREST SHINY OBJECT AND POKE IT UNTIL IT MAKES A FUN NOISE
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No. 277474 ID: 7524b0

>>102
Investigate window. See what is outside.
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No. 277475 ID: 3c710b

Stalk among your territory. Ensure that all the warm, sunny spots are where they are supposed to be.
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No. 277481 ID: 543aa6
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277481

>CAT goes to window to survey the street.
Everything seems to be normal and-mmmmmmm mm. Do you SEE that fine, white little ass?
>TARGET AQUIRED.

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No. 277482 ID: 9d07d9

ESCAPE DOMICILE
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No. 277483 ID: 7524b0

>>113
Well obviously the proper thing to do is MRRREEEEOOOOOOOWWW
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No. 277485 ID: 4cf60c

Mrowl and paw at the window seductively.
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No. 277486 ID: 543aa6
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277486

>CAT RUNS THE FUCK TO THE CATDOOR.
>The pretty white cat suddenly has the urge to lick her ears clean. Good timing for CAT.

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No. 277487 ID: 4cf60c

>>118
OH GEESH I'M NO GOOD WITH GIRLS OF OTHER SPECIES

Stealthly stalk up to her. Make sure you're wagging your tail in a playful manner, so she doesn't think you are dangerous.
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No. 277488 ID: 9d07d9

Silently sneak up behind her
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No. 277490 ID: 543aa6
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277490

Don' worry guys, I totes got dis.
>CAT flexes.

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No. 277491 ID: 794706

*Thumbs Up*

You got this!
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No. 277492 ID: 543aa6
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277492

>CAT walks up and puts his arm around the white cat's shoulder
Hey babydoll. Haven't seen you 'round the alley. What's yo' name?
>The white cat pauses and eyes you up and down.
Claire.

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No. 277493 ID: 7524b0

>>124
"Mine is Mi-... Uh, Michelin. Yeah."
(his name is really Mittens)
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No. 277494 ID: 9a1fa4

You new here? Welcome to the neighborhood!
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No. 277495 ID: 543aa6
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277495

>Claire asks,
And your name is..?

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No. 277496 ID: f609ed

BANANA.
MY NAME IS BANANA. THAT IS MY TRUE NAME.
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No. 277497 ID: 34470e

>>127
Gato
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No. 277498 ID: 7524b0

>>125
I would like to reiterate this.

Alternatively, "Marmalade."
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No. 277499 ID: 9d07d9

NO

BANANA IS THE RETARDED NAME MASTER GAVE US

OUR REAL NAME IS CRONK
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No. 277500 ID: f609ed

>>131
NO.
BANANA IS OUR TRUE NAME.
THE NAME OUR MASTER GAVE US -- OUR SLAVE NAME -- IS OLIVE.
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No. 277501 ID: b63285

>>127
BANANA!
But you go by "Banyan"

Or Banny by your friends and Bane by your enemies (if you had any of either)
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No. 277502 ID: 4cf60c

"Christopher."

Because no self-respecting cat would answer to the call of 'Here Bananababy!'
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No. 277503 ID: 543aa6
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277503

My name is Christopher, but you can call me Muffin. Stud Muffin.
>Claire blushes a little.

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No. 277504 ID: 476456
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277504

EY, YOU CATS. GET OUTTA DA ROAD.
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No. 277505 ID: 7524b0

>>135
Now offer to take her out on a date.

Of course that will involve rooting through the trash and maybe catching a mouse or two if you're lucky.
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No. 277508 ID: e20001

>>135
You are one smooth operator, Bananakins... I mean Christopher.

Since she's new, offer to show her around town a bit. You know, the best trees to climb, the fences to sit on, the best chained up dogs to annoy.
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No. 277510 ID: 543aa6
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277510

>Claire takes Christopher's arm off her shoulder
Thaaaanks... Stud Muffin. But, I think I'll be okay.

B-but.. you don't know the best walls to sit on, the best dogs to bother, the best bushes to pee on!

>Claire starts to walk away

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No. 277511 ID: 543aa6
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277511

GUYS HELP

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No. 277512 ID: 1b0a14

GET YOUR RAPE ON
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No. 277513 ID: 9d07d9

GET YARN
OFFER YARN AS GIFT
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No. 277514 ID: 7524b0

Obviously the proper approach is to stealthily follow her, and kill a small animal to give to her as a gift.
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No. 277515 ID: 67c611

>>144
Oh, boy. Let's take this in an awkward direction. Seconded.
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No. 277516 ID: 52220f

>>143
Well, you messed that one up.

On the other hand, this is your neighborhood. If there's a new cat in town, it is your job to find out where they live. Follow her, stealthfully, and find out where she is headed.

And make sure you aren't seen. It would be awkward if we thought we were stalking her when it's just work...
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No. 277517 ID: 543aa6
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277517

Claire wait! I uh.. I got you..

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No. 277518 ID: 543aa6
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277518


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No. 277520 ID: 543aa6
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277520

>Christopher dashes to the neighbor's garden, tears out some pansy lookin' flowers, and runs up to Claire.
...Flowers!
>Claire blushes and stares at the flowers.

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No. 277521 ID: 1b0a14

TIME TO GET YOUR RAPE ON
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No. 277525 ID: 543aa6
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277525

>Claire gives Christopher a glare.
Yes, thank you for the flowers. I'm sure my master will be happy to see her garden torn to pieces.
>Claire turns around and walks away again. Christopher can't help but notice she was still blushing. Maybe she's interested?
Psst, guys! What else?! I'm not sure she's the mouse/bird type...

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No. 277526 ID: 0b2a05

Give her a bit of space, no need to rush things~
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No. 277527 ID: 7524b0

>>157
Tell her you think she's pretty.
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No. 277529 ID: d6fef9

>>157
SING FOR HER!
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No. 277530 ID: 950529
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277530

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No. 277531 ID: e36a1c

>>157
Now is the time to give her some space. On the plus side, you know where she lives! Her master is apparenly whoever you just tore up the flowers to give her.

Let her wander off a bit, then check out the house with the flowerbed.
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No. 277535 ID: 543aa6
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277535

Kk guys. This is a map of the hood.

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No. 277537 ID: 7524b0

>>167
Investigate the unknown house between your house and the Dog's.
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No. 277538 ID: 28ca5d

Dang, you have some exploring to do! Go find Ty and check out the unknown house between yours and DOG.
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No. 277543 ID: 543aa6
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277543

SIGH. I guess you guys are right, I'll go find Ty and we'll go bother The Dog.
>Claire struts back to her house. Christopher walks to Ty's.

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No. 277544 ID: 950529

RAPE YOUR OWNER
NAILS AND TEETH VERSUS BIG CLUMSY GRABBY HANDS GO
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No. 277545 ID: 7524b0

>>175
Well get walking. Don't think about Claire the whole way or anything. Naw. Not her pale, silken fur... her delicate paws... her well-groomed whiskers...
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No. 277546 ID: 543aa6
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277546

>>177
Ya, you right bro. Let's move on and find Ty. I think he's chillin' around the alley.

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No. 277547 ID: 8ce2bf

>>178
You know maybe with Clair being so frigid you should see if you can get a little something going with Ty to Tyde you over.
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No. 277549 ID: 543aa6
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277549

>Ty is chillaxin' on the ground in the alley.
Hey I found Ty! HEY TY!

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No. 277550 ID: 7524b0

>>181
Greet him in the normal fashion.
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No. 277551 ID: 543aa6
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277551

>>182
K.

SUP BRO.

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No. 277552 ID: 476456

aaaaaaaaaa
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No. 277553 ID: 154253

>>183
oh god what
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No. 277554 ID: fae067

Good, get those tongues nice and scraped.

So, 's Ty seen the new hotness?
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No. 277555 ID: 543aa6
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277555

Yo, bro. We got a new neighbor and she be fiiiiiine.
>Christopher explains his encounter with Claire.
Ty: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Christopher: I know, mang, I know.
Ty: We need to tap dat ass.
Christopher: She's a bit of a tease, so it will take great skill. I was thinking we could play with Dog and chase some tail later.
Ty: Sounds good.

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No. 277558 ID: 8ce2bf

>>187
Bother that dog like no dog has ever been bothered before.
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No. 277559 ID: 9d07d9

woo cat threesomes~

But yeah now it's time to get your bother on
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No. 277560 ID: 950529

This dog must be raped by you and Ty.
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No. 277561 ID: 543aa6
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277561

>Christopher and Ty go to the Dog's house. He is sitting in the yard. Ty mentions he has brought his master's Red Dot Maker

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No. 277562 ID: 7524b0

Make him chase the red dot!
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No. 277563 ID: 8ce2bf

>>193
Ask for the Red Dot Maker and point it at Ty.
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No. 277564 ID: bf9f9f

Red Dot Maker? Awesome. How well can you operate that thing, anyways?

Does the Dog have a doghouse? Let's see if you can get it to chase the red dot onto the roof.
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No. 277575 ID: 0b2a05

>>196
Yes. Pull a snoopy.
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No. 277580 ID: a88a14

FUCK EVERYTHING
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No. 277584 ID: 543aa6
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277584

I has the force, Luke

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No. 277585 ID: 765ebc

Only 1 thing to do:

Make him run into a wall.

:>
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No. 277586 ID: a594b9

>>216
Make him run in circles!
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