Haura 2010/04/01(Thu)16:41 No. 277372 ID: 9a1fa4
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Slam!

Inden: Eugh...

Haura 2010/04/01(Thu)16:58 No. 277376 ID: 9a1fa4
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Inden: Give me a drink... a really strong drink.

Haura: You look terrible.

Inden: No kidding... Nothing is going right for me.

Haura: I know the feeling.

Inden: Yeah I'm just... how about that drink?

Haura: Kid, how old are you?

Inden: Twenty. I'm legal.

Haura: Let me tell you a story about something that happened some time ago.

Inden: Ugh... fine.

Haura: One day...

Inden: Hey wait... you look kinda familiar. What's your name?

Haura: Haura.

Inden: W-what?! You... You're not..?

Haura: The very same.

Inden: You're amazing, if not for you... What are you doing bartending?

Haura: Telling you a story.

Inden: ...

Haura: One day...

... I was at my house, minding my own business.

I got a bit horny, so I decided to masturbate.

Had the Internet to help me there. Just another day starting, like any other... business as usual.

There I was, at 45,000 feet in the air, falling to what I was sure to be my doom.

Haura 2010/04/02(Fri)11:33 No. 277381 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>12
Haura: One day a curelian was falling 45,00 feet up in the air towards its eventual doom.

Inden: What?

>>9
Haura: Wait, wait, that's the wrong one. Okay, one day a lumera was at home, minding its own business,
>>10
>>11
Haura: A-ah, wait that's a bad place to start too... Nevermind, there was a knock at the door!

Inden: ...Okay.

>>13
When suddenly, the POLICE burst in!

...

But they had the wrong address. -ω-

It was the lumera's best friend! She had gotten pregnant! However, she didnt seem very excited!

Haura 2010/04/02(Fri)20:25 No. 277385 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>15
Haura: After... getting settled, the lumera opened the door. A curelian walked in. A friend, best friend in fact, and one in trouble.

Haura: Cep, what are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to see your boyfriend today?

Cancel: Haura, what's wrong with me?

Haura: You mean other than your obvious lack of clothing? I haven't seen you naked since we were teenagers.

Cancel: Think, Haura. Why would I be here instead of with Cid?

Haura: Because you finally decided to accept my off... Cep, are you...?

Cancel: Haura, you more than anyone should know I'm sterile.

Inden: What.

Cancel: You're the only one I trust with this. I need your help. Please.

Haura: Luckily, the lumera was well-suited to the job.

With a swift falcon punch to the midriff, the deed was done.


Seriously though, I asked Cancel for more information on the mysterious pregnancy, like when exactly this started, and what had happened.

Haura 2010/04/03(Sat)03:38 No. 277388 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>18
Haura: ...

Inden: What?

Haura: Sorry, just thinking. So anyways, the lumera asked the curelian more about what happened.

Haura: I'm offended you thought you had to ask. When were you going to tell me?

Cancel: I just realized about two weeks ago, I thought I was just sick. And why do you think I didn't tell you?

Haura: I haven't a clue. What about this sickness?

Cancel: It started three months ago.

Haura: Cep, that doesn't tell me much. What was going on at that time?

Cancel: The light parades, I got my taiko drums repaired... and my printing press.

Inden: They still have those?

Haura: Oh yeah.

Haura: Still doesn't help a lot, Cep.

Cancel: You were with me most of the time, can't you remember anything?

Then Haura remembered. A memory he had been trying to suppress.
They were in a drunken stupor when an argument inexplicably turned into violent sex.

Cancel had raped him.

>>20
He thought back to that time. Wild party, but a little strange. What was with that guy that walked around touching everyone?

>>21
... and he enjoyed it.

Haura 2010/04/03(Sat)14:10 No. 277405 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>21
Haura: You mean that one time when everyone was trying to decide on a pizza topping and you ended up drunkenly strapping me lengthwise to the coffee table and r--

Cancel: It's not rape if they're willing.

>>29
Haura: ...Touché.

>>26
Haura: The lumera thought back to that night, trying to think of something that could give an explanation.

Cancel: Unless I'm remembering wrong, I didn't hear you complain more--

Haura: Anyway, that's all I can remember, though the alcohol probably didn't help. Riel was there, and there was that guy that kept hugging everyone,

Cancel: Who?

Haura: The one with the strange face... I think he was some kind of hybrid.

Cancel: Oh, him. Who was he anyway?

Haura: Riel probably brought him, his friends are always... unique.

Haura: They went further inside. The lumera now had a few ideas of where to start.

"So, what, is the kid mine?"

"Of course it is! That's why I came here first!"

I was under the impression they were both females.

Well, only one thing to do. We know that nunnery or abbey (I keep forgetting), Our Lady Grace of New Life or something like that... they help pregnant ladies in need, and she is a lady in need.

Not saying to necessarily leave the kid behind there, perish the thought.

... maybe we know about them because we were behind there, though? ....

Try to remember, where did we met the guy? The party.. trough Riel... Riel digs those loud techno nightclubs, right? Wasn' there one the hybrids tend to go, as a crowd? Riel surely called you to show up there before, the party animal.

Dunno if you can get in... but its something.

Haura 2010/04/09(Fri)00:30 No. 277425 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>38
Haura: Any idea who's it is?

Cancel: None. Me and Cid haven't even done anything yet.

>>48
Haura: Have you thought about going to Albrecht Abbey? They can help with these kinds of things.

Cancel: I know, but right now I just want to find out what's going on.

>>49
Haura: The lumera realized that the best place to try first would be Oterno, a nearby nightclub catering to hybrids.

Haura: I'm going to that nightclub. The really perverted one Riel hangs out at with all the half-breeds. Even if he isn't there, somebody has to be able to tell us something.

Cancel: I'm coming--

Haura: I said "us", Cep, I know you're not going to be sensible and rest here until I get back without... restraints.

Haura: The lumera and Cancel walked down to the nightclub. Thankfully, it was night at the time. Unfortunately, without Riel's help, getting in might've been a problem.

With Haura's inexplicable talents of wit and charm, seducing the bouncer to get inside would be no problem

If by inexplicable talent you mean her breasts.

But yes, getting in was the first move that made your story famous and memorable. As you dodged the bouncer with a simple distraction, one that always work.

The pregnant lady in need.

Haura 2010/04/10(Sat)01:55 No. 277430 ID: 9a1fa4
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>>58
>>59
Haura: ...But thankfully, with the aid of the lumera's amazing wit and incredible charm, it wasn't.

Haura: Can we go in?

Bouncer: Yeah go ahead.

Haura: Hey thanks.

Bouncer: Don't mention it.

Haura: The lumera and curelian entered the club, where hybrids of every kind lurked in the shadows of the neon lights, waiting to pounce with exotic drinks and sinister motives.

Inden: Really?

Haura: ...Well, any that weren't dancing or making out in corners or whatnot.

Cancel: We're... definitely in the right place. Where do we start?

>>62
Riel was sitting in a booth with a lady at either side. Naturally he assumed that Cancel was pregnant and after an embarrassed explanation he told us a few likely causes.

>>80
Also Riel's table was on fire. This didn't appear to faze anyone at the club for some reason.

That sounds like a simple resolution! Yea.... too simple...

DRINK EVERYTHING

Haura !TEEDashxDA 2011/02/10(Thu)22:05 No. 280865 ID: d677cc
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>>277583
Haura: Let's get a drink; it'll help us blend in better if we look like we're partying.

Cancel: Yeah, you go do that. Jerk.

>>277448
>>277461
Haura: After looking around a little, the curelian and the lumera were directed towards a back table, where a fearsome dragon cast its shadow over the club.

Inden: He was getting drunk, right?

Haura: Yes.

Haura: Oy Riel, there's a--

Riel: Censy! And Haura? What brings you two here? And naked, I might add... Censy, have you put on weight?

Cancel: We've gotta talk.

Haura: The dragon looked over at the curelian, threatening to lash out even as she stood there.

Inden: Right...

Riel: Oh... ohhh... oh crap...

Haura: But! He showed mercy, and instead graced them with some cryptic clues that they would later find would be invaluable.

Riel ordered both of the new arrivals drinks and invited them to sit at his table. He was already a bit out of it, but was able to identify the person they were looking for and tell them where the last place they'd been was.

Of course, there was a lot of talking before that. So much so, in fact, that by the time the information came out Haura and Cancel were almost as sloshed as Riel was and decided to hang around for a while longer. And, they figured, since they were already at a private table in a pretty unrestricted nightclub...

Things got a bit out of hand. And rather intimate.

>>280874
Yes, the hug. Shameful behavior, I know.

The dragon fled in terror, screaming something about a demon child and the end of the world or something. Or maybe it was just advice to go see a mage because the kid wasn't natural.

The dragon would just have to own up to its misdeeds, possibly cursing the fact that his species could crossbreed with anything and everything.

Haura !TEEDashxDA 2011/02/15(Tue)19:25 No. 281836 ID: d677cc
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>>280874
>>280882
Riel: Okay, no, wait, the mage! That mage is the one you want to talk to! He did it all!

Cancel: And just who--

Haura: Suddenly, the dragon got up and rushed around the table to the curelian!

Riel: Sorry sorry sorry!

Cancel: Riel... what are you doing.

Haura: Riel, just tell us who it was.

Riel: Okay, okay. Listen, you want to talk to Dupurèe. He's--

Haura: That isn't a name, Riel.

Inden: That... really isn't.

Reil: No, really! He lives in Persil, on Seventh Street! I swear, I swear... oh, I'm so sorry...

Haura: Why do we need to see him?

Haura and Cancel left the drunken dragon and headed for the home of Dupurèe.

Little did they know that "Dupurèe the mage" was merely a cover for "Dupurèe the demon"...