Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)19:35 No. 265657 ID: a6008c
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"Hmm... I don't remember where I was, so I guess New Game."

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)19:35 No. 265658 ID: a6008c
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"Oh, it's Pokemon! Okay then. Hi Oak."

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)19:35 No. 265659 ID: a6008c
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"Name input... I'm gonna fill in Gnome."

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)19:35 No. 265660 ID: a6008c
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"Gender... What gender should I be?"

A boy. Might as well.

Pfft, Gnome is a MAN's name

Pick MAN, it might as well be girl or girl otherwise

I wanna see gnome as a girl!

BOY

Gnomegirl

MAN

Suggestion 2010/12/21(Tue)19:49 No. 265667 ID: 3d74a8
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"Alright! I'm on my way! It's a good thing I didn't pick girl. I'd be in a pink dress or something. Now let's go!"

>>265660
Girl.
Mostly.

Onward to ADVENTURE!

Suggestion 2010/12/21(Tue)19:52 No. 265670 ID: 3d74a8
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VWOIP VWOIP VWOIP

Suggestion 2010/12/21(Tue)19:53 No. 265671 ID: 3d74a8
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"Today's the day I get my very first pokemon! Let's go see Oak, that's how this game always goes."

Don't worry, I'm sure nothing will be out of the ordinary

>>265671

Check your computer for items first!

>>265671
Is that an NES? In a Japanese video game?
That's strange!

Ok, go visit Professor Oak and UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY on GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

yes yes go get your toohoos.

Check the computer for quests to update!

 

Pallet Town

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)20:08 No. 265678 ID: 3d74a8
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Oh yeah, that potion! I saved up my allowance for a week to get this, it'd be bad if I forgot it!

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)20:10 No. 265679 ID: 3d74a8
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Now I need to go see Oak, and...

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)20:10 No. 265681 ID: 3d74a8
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Hey, he's not here. Just his stupid granddaughter. Now what?

Man what is this where the fuck is Gary. I get this is like the remake but I don't give a fuck bring out the Garymiester.

She's supposed to give you a map while you wait for the REAL rival. give her a slap on the ass and tell her to make you a sandwhich while she gets you your map.

Chill with the researchers, and by that I mean ask them what they do of importance until they realize how futile their jobs are compared to 10 year olds.

get more +charm.
>go flirt with her.

>>265681
Realize that she is secretly SUWAKO.

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)20:32 No. 265689 ID: 3d74a8
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I go up and decide to ask where the Professor is. I consider flirting, but she kind of hates me so I just get to the point. "Hey, Weaver! Where's your grandpa?"

"Oh, hello, princess. I'm waiting on him too! He's supposed to be here by now." Darn. I guess I need to go look for him.

Obtain: ACTION REPLAY

>>265689
Oh, burn. Tell me Gnome did your Vitamin D count just rise or is it just me?

You know what has to go down, get the fuck out there to the entrance of Pallet and get him.

>>265689
Yell at Weaver to stop fiddling with POGEYMANS and go update NanQuest.

>>265694
Thoroughly agreed. but win none the less

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:24 No. 265721 ID: 3d74a8
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Well, let's get this started. Off we go!

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:25 No. 265722 ID: 3d74a8
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You know what? I'm tough, I'll grab my own pokemon. Screw Oak, let's do this.

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:25 No. 265723 ID: 3d74a8
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"Hey! Wait! Don't go out!"

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:26 No. 265725 ID: 3d74a8
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OAK: It's unsafe!
Dangerous original characters live in tall grass!

You need your own characters for
your protection.

I know!
Here, come with me!

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:26 No. 265726 ID: 3d74a8
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Okay cool now I can get my pokemon or whatever it was he just said!

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:27 No. 265727 ID: 3d74a8
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Weaver: Grampa!
I'm tired of waiting!

OAK: Weaver? Let me think...

Oh, that's right, I told you to come! Just wait!

Here, Gnome.

There are three Characters here.

Haha!

The Characters are held inside these PSYCHE ORBS. When I was young, I was a serious Character Trainer.

But now, in my old age, I have only these three left. You can have one. Go on, choose!

Weaver: Hey! Grampa! No fair! What about me?

OAK: Be patient, Weaver. You can have one, too!

Weaver: ...Fine! I don't need to be greedy. I'm a lady! Go ahead and choose, princess!

OAK: Now, Gnome. Inside those three Psyche Orbs are Original Characters. Which one will you choose for yourself?

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:28 No. 265728 ID: 3d74a8
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First up is this skeleton guy. He seems pretty DARK.

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:29 No. 265729 ID: 3d74a8
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Next is this rabbit thing. I feel a weird presence from her. Maybe she's PSYCHIC.

Gnome 2010/12/21(Tue)21:29 No. 265730 ID: 3d74a8
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Oh, this guy looks tough! He seems like a real FIGHTER.

Beardbeard!

>>265729
I think it's rabbit season. Ruby!

DORF!

Ruby without a doubt

Drew. It's been ages...

Ruby! She can't be stopped!

Psychic is easy mode, lets get Ruby.

Save game, get Action Replay, input code to be able to choose a PENJI.

>>265745
I agree with this!

Guys if we're gonna cheat could we choose an older, more powerful character from the classic days. Isn't there a god character or something that was popular?

I don't have most of the legendary characters down. I think BeardBeard eventually evolves into a legendary but how many chapters did that take?

>>265750
>Isn't there a god character or something that was popular?

We are not going to cheat Xom in. He's probably this world's Missingno.

BEARDBEARD!

>>265751
Which is why I didn't bring him up, geez. I doesn't have to be an actual god just around that powerful, maybe a mary/gary stu? There HAD to have been plenty. Rudy Mann would almost come to mind but well I'm not entirely sure he's a legendary.

Joan's Mom?

Votan Ruby here guys. I'm willing to bet she's probably the most versatile starter.

Choose fGhost, mutha fucka.

herbivorous bunny girl

Nickname it Bunny

BEARDBEARD

I get a feeling Weaver's gonna be pissed if we pick Ruby and hate us even more. Pick DREW.

Ruby seems like a good idea.

Drew!

>>265764
Nah, think about the evolution path. We have to nickname it Reisen, it's the only way!

>>265728
Muthafuckin Drew in this bitches. Think of all the advantages to Dark types! THINK ABOU THEMMMMM!

And fucking Drew, bitches.

Better make this Nuzzlocke.

Ruby, I mean damn, Dew and Beardbeard sure are awesome, but this time we will pick the Herbivorous Bunny.

>>265750
But dude, a Fighting/Steel type for the first gym would be AMAZING!

>>265730
Fucking Beardbeard all the way. Nothing can keep down that doubledorfen doublegod. He will kick ass, take names and chew whatever bubblegums there are, and be drunk as only an alcoholic dorf can be in the meantime.

Votan BeardBeard

BEARDBEARD

BEARDBEARD please. Best name ever.

PSYCHIC Kicks ASS!

Ruby

Okay, I choose Drew for the potential evolutions.

>>265730
Ruby, because Retro Gaming is AWESOME.

Drew! Dem evos man

Ruby has 11, BeardBeard has 9, and Drew has 7

Fighter all the way go go BeardBeard for 10.

Ruby!

Cause that Psychic bunnygirl is so awesome.

If we take Ruby, I'm pretty sure that Weaver will, in fact, fail to break character and will end us. Take BEARDBEARD before that happens.

Drew's not that great. He's better as a support than as a mainstay, even up until the later levels.

Sure, he's strong... but not very reliable. Keeping him in the orb is hard as well.

Go with beardbeard. The only problems you'll have is getting him to STOP beating other characters to death.

You are the great and powerful GNOME. Taking any character other than BEARDBEARD is a sin!

Usually more of a lurker but C'MON GUYS a bunny girl? Grimdark McSkeleton? Puh-lease.

ANOTHER VOTE FOR BEARDBEARD ALL UP IN THIS MOFO

>>265728
I vote the underdog, Drew. Skulls please.

Drewbasaur

>>265939
Lurk less, learn your roots.
Drew is darkness element by definition, but not grimdark by ANY stretch of the imagination. His phylactery is a Skeletor action figure. He tries so hard though, bless his heart.
Beardbeard may be from a complex and expansive story setting, but he himself is a pretty one-dimensional character. You know the saying, if you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail? In this analogy, Beardbeard is akin to hammering with dynamite. The nail probably went in, if you can find the remains of the board again.
Ruby is not just any cute and resourceful herbivorous bunny girl, she is also an ESP wielding eldrich abomination of some sort.

Anyway, psychic is the best type, even if all the psychic pokemans look moderately to alarmingly retarded.

Drew, definitely. Few things can hold a candle to everyone's favorite lich.

Ruby.

I vote Ruby

I say Ruby.

Ruby.

Seriously.

Man, why would we not pick Ruby?

>five identical votes within a minute of each other
Nice job on the proxies, but next time space out your votes a little.

>>266019
(Nice try on calling proxies, but I recognize... three of the four IDs that aren't mine, at least.)

>>266019

Sure is ClockworkSeal in here.

I'm starting to wonder if Gnome gave us this choice just to throw us into a huge argument. And then have the main character pass out from stress.

...Drew.

>>266020
well of course YOU would. :p

Beardbeard I say!

My vote's for RUUUUUUBYYYYYYYY... SHE'S OUR FRIEEEEEND...

RUBY

I'd like Drew the best, but Ruby's good too.

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)13:23 No. 266163 ID: 3d74a8
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Alright, let's grab this Ruby thing. It looks like just the kind of thing Weaver would like.

Suggestion 2010/12/23(Thu)13:24 No. 266164 ID: 3d74a8
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Weaver: Hey! I wanted that one, no fair! Well, fine. I'll pick this one!

Suggestion 2010/12/23(Thu)13:25 No. 266167 ID: 3d74a8
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Weaver received the Drew from PROF. OAK!

Suggestion 2010/12/23(Thu)13:26 No. 266168 ID: 3d74a8
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Weaver: Well, how about this, then? Let's fight! If I win, we trade!

"Yeah, I know how much you love stuffed animals, Weaver."

Weaver: Shut up! Let's go!

Oak: Oh dear.

Suggestion 2010/12/23(Thu)13:27 No. 266169 ID: 3d74a8
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RIVAL Weaver would like to battle!

She didn't say anything about pokemon. She just said "let's fight." Therefore, FLYING TACKLE, followed by RIGHT IN THE FACE.

Suggestion 2010/12/23(Thu)13:33 No. 266172 ID: 3d74a8
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RIVAL Weaver sent out Drew!

Go! Ruby!

Tail...what.. what tail

Use pound

She's got a tail. a small fluffy bunny tail. POUND THE HELL OUT OF THAT DREW

TAIL WHIP!

Shake what your momma gave you, gurl.

Pound like fist of the north star.

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)14:12 No. 266187 ID: 3d74a8
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Well, shit.

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)14:12 No. 266188 ID: 3d74a8
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What do I do?

For future reference, outline a general combat strategy instead of declaring moves one by one. Otherwise this would be boring and take forever.

Use a potion from your bag! Then strike back.

>>266188
potion that shit, laugh smugly as you win by attrition despite weaver's luck.

Use potion then resume pounding. Just pound it til it dies. And don't die. In fact, if it tries to hit you... uh... dodge.

Strategy:

Spam pound, use a potion when a crit will kill you if you have one.

Otherwise your only option for the first battle is to get lucky olol.

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)14:31 No. 266197 ID: 3d74a8
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Right! The potion! Good thing I remembered to bring it.

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)14:32 No. 266198 ID: 3d74a8
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Oh come on!

Gnome 2010/12/23(Thu)14:32 No. 266199 ID: 3d74a8
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That... was a lot closer than I thought it would be. But hey! I won! And I get to keep Ruby!

Now gloat over your victory!

GLOOOOOOAAAAAAAAT!

Make sure you are paid for your victory. Paid... in rape dollars.

You and Ruby pose because shit just got real.

>>266199
Wonder that, since Drew nearly beat Ruby even with you using a potion, if Drew is more powerful and if it might have been better if Ruby had lost, so you could have traded to get said more powerful creature.

>>266200
This, of course, offers the most tactical advantage...

Now challenge Professor Oak to battle for Beardbeard!

what happened to Ruby's max HP, went from 21 to 20!

>>266199
Excellent... now steal the much more superior character, Beardbeard.

Ask Oak how you heal these guys up. Bed rest, or..?

>>266199
heal it immediatley. Ruby is at a disadvantage against Drew and Weaver is totally going to be a reacurring enemy s

Trade anyways, Drew's pretty cool, and you look like a nice guy.

Plus, you know, boosted xp from the trade.

Considering you showed off your great skill in the battle, ask Oak if you can receive Beardbeard, otherwise he's gonna collect dust on that there table if no one takes him. We wouldn't want that.

Force Weaver to give you Drew, then steal Beardbeard. If Oak gives you trouble just kick his ass or distract him with Ruby's.

>>266020
In that case, I apologize. It was presumptuous of me to make such an accusation.
It just seemed like too big of a coincidence - this board doesn't move that fast, and almost every other post offered some kind of justification with the vote. I guess my Internet detective skills are rusty.
(seriously though the recognizing-IDs thing is kinda scary :)
>>266021
(also I am not ClockworkSeal. I am actually a cybernetically-enhanced walrus.)

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:02 No. 270283 ID: b04d6a
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Alright, we won! And Ruby leveled up! This day just keeps getting better and better.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:04 No. 270284 ID: b04d6a
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Weaver: Darn it! I should have picked first! This isn't fair!

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:05 No. 270287 ID: b04d6a
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Weaver: You just got lucky!

Weaver: ...Alright. You won. But I'll be back for Ruby!

Weaver: Just you wait! See you later, Grampa!

And then Weaver walked away.

Lucky? She's the one who got 2 critical hits in a row!

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:05 No. 270288 ID: b04d6a
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Alright! Now to start my original character adventure! I consider challenging Oak to a battle, but...

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:06 No. 270291 ID: b04d6a
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...yeah, it would probably go something like that. He WAS a character master or something, wasn't he? I can't take him on with just Ruby, as awesome as she is. You just wait, Oak, I'll be back for Beardbeard.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:06 No. 270292 ID: b04d6a
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Let's see. Anything else I need to do before I go? Otherwise I'll start heading to Viridian to get me some more characters.

>>270292
Bum cash off your mom for MOAR POTIONS.

SO MANY POTIONS.

SEAS OF POTIONS.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:41 No. 270308 ID: b04d6a
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>>270296

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:42 No. 270309 ID: b04d6a
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Okay! Potions in hand, I head off to Viridian.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:42 No. 270310 ID: b04d6a
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Oh no, I found a thing!

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)12:43 No. 270312 ID: b04d6a
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Oh, look, a wild rat!

We'll probably want to catch one of these later on, but for now we should probably just have Ruby butcher everything in her path until she's stronger.

It doesn't look very top percentage. Kick its ass.

I would recommend you try to catch it, even though it does look pretty weak. I don't think there'll be any more interesting creatures in the starter region and it might help to get one of those as a security backup for now.

We really do need something better than a rat, but catch it anyways.

Heck yea man, first pokemon is always a friend.

Poundx2
pokeball.

>>270312
Looks quite weak. Even weak enough that Ruby can beat it. Kick its fucking ass.

Pound until it has low HP, then use pokeballs until it is captured!

Remember to use b+down!

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)19:30 No. 270487 ID: 3d74a8
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Alright! Go Ruby! And I'll try and catch it!

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)19:30 No. 270489 ID: 3d74a8
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First, we beat it up a bit...

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)19:31 No. 270491 ID: 3d74a8
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Oh god dammit. I have no quest orbs.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)19:31 No. 270492 ID: 3d74a8
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Oh, and now it ran away. Well great. Let's keep going. I'll just beat up anything I come across until I can get some quest orbs.

Gnome 2011/01/10(Mon)19:31 No. 270495 ID: 3d74a8
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And here we are! With a hospital center and a shop and a gym and the route to the Elite 4, Viridian City is a real city, compared to Pallet Town.

I said we should've butchered the little rat. Ah well, do we even have money for capture balls? Probably not. Let's get to beatin' people up and takin' their things.

Let's buy the shit out of them orbs

Yeah, we need more critters.

How many orbs can you buy? Buy that shit.

Have ruby do a strip tease musical number to earn you some cash for quest orbs

That jerk at the shop is probably gonna make you play deliveryboy again. See if you can get a quest orb for an up-front payment or something, if he does.