Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)19:23 No. 261838 ID: b890cc
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You are currently in an endless white void
What do you do?
>

Try to find your superhero sidekick, Black Tiger.

Draw a door.

MAGNET ON YOUR HEAD

NOWWWWW

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)19:59 No. 261851 ID: 2d625b
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Well this seems slightly silly.

MAGNET

HEAD

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)20:55 No. 261871 ID: 2d625b
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it hurts

>>261871
Yeah don't do that. Let's find a place to be and a villain to cause problems for us.

>>261871
Remove magnet from head, discard into conveniently placed plot hole.
Punch white space so hard a plot happens.

Ok, Mecha Maid, let's get out of this void and into your headquarters.

Create the universe.

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)21:18 No. 261882 ID: 2d625b
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FUCK IT LETS BOUNCE

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)21:32 No. 261883 ID: 2d625b
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>>261882

Become alarmed at sudden background.

>>261883
Go left.

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)21:42 No. 261888 ID: 2d625b
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>>261884
"W-what"

Renard 2010/12/04(Sat)22:01 No. 261899 ID: 2d625b
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>>261885

YOU SHOULD LASER SOME DUCKS

MEIDO~

>>261899
Investigate the house.

>>261899
Investigate the fuck out of that house.

If it's a church, attempt to convert its parishioners to The Machine God.

check purse for inventory.

Eat the house, its tiny.

Renard 2010/12/05(Sun)22:00 No. 262347 ID: 2d625b
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>>261979
>>262030
>>262327
Like all robots, you choose to investigate it with your mouth.
Tastes like a house.

Renard 2010/12/05(Sun)22:28 No. 262354 ID: 2d625b
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>>262074
INVENTORY:
BEER x 10
HOUSE x 1
WEPON x 50
SPARE APRON x 5
ORGANIC DILDO x 20
SMIRNOFF ICE x 3

Renard 2010/12/06(Mon)00:44 No. 262369 ID: 2d625b
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>>261911
You are not sure if that is a command, request or statement.
You strike a pose anyway.

>>262369
Determine gender facsimile (M/F); place instant house on ground and enter if possible.

Acquire goal and sweet-ass sidekick who will heroically sacrifice their life for us later in the quest.

Renard 2010/12/06(Mon)02:32 No. 262379 ID: 2d625b
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>>262372
Before putting the house on the ground, you decide to become a male, but you are open to changing this as it becomes more or less convenient.

After placing it on the ground the house soon grows, and as you catch a glimpse of orange eyes in the you feel a sudden flash of nerves about entering. You go in anyway.

Renard 2010/12/06(Mon)02:46 No. 262380 ID: 2d625b
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>>262379
...It is darker then you thought inside the house. There seems to be a woman at the top of the stairs, will she be your sidekick?

Renard 2010/12/06(Mon)03:51 No. 262386 ID: 2d625b
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>>262380
(Pausing for the night)

Before she can be your sidekick, she needs to be converted to the true faith. All hail the Machine God!

She has glowy eyes. Offer her the drinks or, if that doesnt interest her, offer her the dildo or your love as a new man. Become a woman if she hates men and use the dildo to prove it.

Renard 2010/12/07(Tue)00:07 No. 262634 ID: 2d625b
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"'Sup. Robot. What 'chu want?"
"For you to be my sidekick."
"Why the fuck'd I be your sidekick?"
"I have large quantities of alcohol."
"...How much we talkin' here?"

You hand over five (5) cans of beer. The woman proceeds to skull them all.

"Gonna take more then that, robo."

Please select amount of alcohol to bribe with
>

>>262634
7 cans of beer and she gets half of all booze found on the adventure we're about to have together. We're totally going to adventure the fuck out of this quest, it's written in the script.

Pull out the script and show her, too. It says right there on page 11, "And thus Robomaid and Kitty Mowz set off together to adventure the fuck out of this quest."

face down ass up that's the way we like to bedazzle

Renard 2010/12/07(Tue)01:23 No. 262638 ID: 2d625b
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>>262635
"Seven beers, half of the rest of the alcohol and a bedazzled script of the quest?"
"...Deal, gimmie that shit bro!"
You have lost:
Seven (7) Beer
One (1) Script

Name new sidekick?
"Bro I have a na-"
NAME NEW SIDEKICK?
>

sexy chicken thighs

I believe the script says Kitty Mowz

Wife is her name.

>>262638
She is totally Kitty Mowz, and she is like, the love interest or something.
That's how it always is with catgirls, you know.

>>262638
She will be known as Sara. Nothing else, no last name or any descriptive nickname or shit like that.

>>262638

We shall call her Mombasa Thunderchunky.

She shall be Mrs Kitty Mcswirls Mowz of the prestigious northern Mowz clan.

Renard 2010/12/07(Tue)16:14 No. 262742 ID: 2d625b
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"Your name is now Kitty Mowz Thunderchunky, of the northern Mowz clan"
"Bro that isn't. What. This is stupid, what are we even doin' man?"
"...I do not know."
What are you doing?
>

>>262742
Giving your sidekick an adorable nickname. Other than that you're trying to figure things out as you go along.

>>262742
You are on a quest to become the bestest robo maid evar!

>>262742
You're trying to find the question to the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

>>262742
punch a hole in the wall or laser some ducks or both

Whip out the organic dildo and throw it at something

Plant one of the dildos.

You are on a quest to destroy your evil reverse-cyborg sister, who died and came back as a ghost. Also, she's really slutty.

>>263114
Or possibly an ultra prude. Who knows.

>>263143
Either way she doesn't dress like a proper lady, the organic dildo is the only thing that can stop her ghostly rampage and save the king of the cheerleader t-rexes.

We are on a quest to free our robot people from the evil supercomputer overlord who forced us to turn against our organic creators!

Suggestion 2010/12/16(Thu)01:35 No. 264748 ID: 14149d
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(Sorry for the lack of updates, had some computer issues, and as for now I'm using a friends computer and mspaint)

>>263391
>>263114
>>263143
>>263229
>>262820
>>263082

"I am on a quest to free my robot people from my prudish yet slutty sister by throwing a dildo at her. And planting some more dildos in her garden."

"...Is she hot?"

"Her external temperature is average."

"...Fuckit, I'mma sleep with her anyway."

You are now in control of Kitty Mowz Thunderchunky.
New quest gained: Kill/Seduce Renard's slutprude sister

>>264748
Well, first order of business is to go check on the nearest elemental crystal of virtue, the Crystal of Decency. That slutprude sister of ours and her evil umpire have been trying to use the crystals to power their apocalypse machine.
We gotta make sure the Crystal of Decency is still in its protective multi-layered fortress, and that the umpire hasn't set up a complicated contraption to siphon energy off it.

There, we will surely probably find yet another companion to help us fight our sister.

>>264748
Tell robomaido to get a move on then. You got an itch to scratch and only her sister can do it. Or maybe she can as well... better try to make sure.

>>264754

Obviously if you are to seduce robomaid's sister, you'd better practice on her first. Slutprudes are fickle creatures and can be tricky to seduce without knowing much about them.

>>264763
Yes, learn from the sibling of the one you need to seduce! You are the key to defeating her, as you will be the one to wield the Dildo of Truth and hit her weak spot with it!