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Commondragon 2010/11/03(Wed)17:05 No. 251922 ID: b659a0
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The interweb legion eh? Kinda weird but that's ok.

I'm here to visit my uncle Rory's lab. He died recently.

awww, so what did rory do?

How did he die?

Hello Hanz. Tell us about yourself.

im guessing he was a mad scientist that made a fortune vat growing catgirls and had a massive cutegarsm when he considered ponygirls

Commondragon 2010/11/03(Wed)17:45 No. 251940 ID: b659a0
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>>251926
>>251938
Actually he was a supervillain. Of the mad scientist category.

>>251932
He went to eat some jello, but due to tragic mis-labeling he got the cyanide flavored jello. If hadn't of wanted bagel bites I would of died too. It happened about an hour ago.

>>251936
I'm here to claim my uncle's will. He had me go fetch it so I could read it over so I know the terms of inheriting everything he owns.

It says here I get only one of his permanent minions, and I have to stay in school/work to keep the place.

I'm currently needing to choose between the possible MINIONS, and need plans to juggle this with NINJA ACADEMY and PIZZA DELIVERY.

awesome.

are there different types of minions? do you want to undertake your gramps old job or stay at ninja academy?

so let's go look over the minions.

Commondragon 2010/11/03(Wed)18:52 No. 251956 ID: b659a0
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>>251943
What? I don't want to be a bean farmer....

>>251943
>>251950
Anyways, I'm going to have to keep up ninja school. I was going to help out uncle Rory afterwards. So here is the lineup of the minions that didn't ditch first thing.

First off is JOSE, the lead demonologist. If we want to SUMMON DEMONS to do our bidding, he's our guy. I don't know his special ability, but I do know he graduated from Demon Tech, as what I also do not know. He has TENDRILY THINGS that he uses to hold stuff. Hes also really strong, so I bet he could double as some sort of BODYGUARD.

Second is HOUSWIN, uncle Rory's chief pyrologist. We can make FLAMETHROWERS and whatnot. His special ability is POISON IMMUNITY, and he graduated from Demon Tech as a FIRE DEMON. His department is very well managed, if we keep him I think we could afford giving him a promotion overall MANAGER, leaving me less time needed to manage the place so I can focus on my studies more.

Last is Franklin. Despite being a polar bear he is our lead SPECIAL-OPS guy. His younger brother is in super hero training, so if we keep him we might be able to pick up tid-bits of SUPER HERO NEWS. Him and his brother share the ability of PLANT CONTROL. Also for some reason his brother is a goat.

Also, I do have to get some other things together, so I may ignore you guys for a bit

((more like the tomorrow I will update again mark))

Two things, first of all, I vote for Jose. He could probably gore any super hero that comes out way on those oversized horns. And for the rest we can fill our lair with horrible demonic monstrosities.

Second, why the hell is/was your uncle green?

Commondragon 2010/11/04(Thu)16:06 No. 252358 ID: b659a0
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There you are internet legion. I'm taking a break, I have most of the essentials down. I have a few more chores to do before I'm settled in, mainly SELECTING A MINION, mailing in my change of address forms at MAIL BAY, and I need to REGISTER myself as a super villain.

We can hold of the minion thing until later, they might make something cool to try to win us over or something. But I saved the hardest two chores for last.

>>252128
Whats wrong with a green cat?

Oh yeah, there are backgrounds now for some reason.

hehehe. anyway, i second jose, for now.

become concerned about second pair of eyes growing on your cheeks.

I vote for Houswin,I do like fire and his Managing skills could come in handy.

Commondragon 2010/11/04(Thu)20:17 No. 252499 ID: b659a0
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>>252462
Those are my double-whiskers. Its a unique family trait to have double-whiskers. Don't make fun of them.

>>252361
>>252128
If no one else steps it, we'll go with Jose.

Anyways, I'm done with lunch. I should probably mail in the CHANGE OF ADDRESS papers. There is just one little problem.

I have NO CLUE where in the hell the mailing department is. Here is my mental map of the place.

I've highlighted my current location in yellow. The areas where the MINIONS work are also highlighted in corresponding colors, red for demonology, orange for pyrology, and white for spec-ops. I almost made big pink blobs where the mailing department might be.

Commondragon 2010/11/04(Thu)20:23 No. 252502 ID: b659a0
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((whoops I forgot to post the map with that post))

Go to the more circly-pink area, it's closer.

Commondragon 2010/11/05(Fri)20:58 No. 252953 ID: b659a0
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>>252887
Yeah, I think that one is the more likely location also. Ever since there was a bomb in the mail truck, it's been under tighter security. In fact we have to go through the security area just to get to that spot. If its not there we can always ask Franklin or one of the rema-

Commondragon 2010/11/05(Fri)21:01 No. 252957 ID: b659a0
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--what the fuck.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
>Oh fuck...umm
"What are you doing with all of that"
>We...umm
"You wouldn't be looting would you?"
>Dammit Liam I knew this was a bad idea

Commondragon 2010/11/05(Fri)21:02 No. 252958 ID: b659a0
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ENCOUNTER: LOOTER EX-SECURITY GUARDS
LIAM AND JAMES

HOLY SHIT THEY MUST BE ARMED
STAB THEM IN THE NECKS

list all techs you have.

>>252963
they have no necks, we are doomed

Commondragon 2010/11/05(Fri)21:27 No. 252975 ID: b659a0
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>>252963
Having necks around here is a common misconception. We have no necks. >>252969 is correct.

>>252965
Aside from using my THIN KATANA, I also have the following abilities:
-NINJA SPEED: I can bump up my initiative up the next slot for a turn. I won't need that here
-NINJA GEAR: I can conjure a minor ninja item. I have so far learned how to bring out SHURIKEN and FLASH POWDER.
-INSPIRATION: I can give small buffs to allies, but sadly I have no allies to buff right now.
-My special power of QUANTUM INVENTORY does not really apply to battle situations

I also have the following combat-ready items:
-Pizza Bagels (healing I suppose?)
-Sand packet (for fighting dirty)

They are armed with minor plasma rifles and flash bombs, I think they were low access guards. We have to be careful of any SPECIAL POWERS that they might be able to use.

Can you disarm them?
They might be willing to work for you if you prove you are able to beat them.

Commondragon 2010/11/06(Sat)09:28 No. 253079 ID: b659a0
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I don't have an DISARM skill, but I still try to go for it. I knock the rifle out of one of their hands. Liam also has poor aim.

Commondragon 2010/11/06(Sat)09:29 No. 253080 ID: b659a0
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Franklin pokes his head out of the corner. I call to him to lend a hand.
>"Right away Mr. Meow!"

Commondragon 2010/11/06(Sat)09:31 No. 253081 ID: b659a0
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It will take him ne-

HOLY SHIT, HE IS FAST. His initiative must be at least twice mine to actually move this turn! Anyways, here is the battle map. The one closed to me has no weapon and is in a panic.

Tell the panicking guy you'll spare his life if he surrenders

Commondragon 2010/11/07(Sun)13:28 No. 253737 ID: b659a0
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Franklin opens fire on Liam. Liam apparently has a shield power, but he pulls it up too late and takes fata- OW SHIT, IT BOUNCED OFF AND HIT ME.

Commondragon 2010/11/07(Sun)13:29 No. 253738 ID: b659a0
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>>253085
I tell James if he stops failing around he might not get shot. Instead he opens up a FUCKING PORTAL and jumps into it.

Commondragon 2010/11/07(Sun)13:31 No. 253740 ID: b659a0
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Oh it just leads into the bunk room. What an idiot

Commondragon 2010/11/07(Sun)13:34 No. 253741 ID: b659a0
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Anyways here is the battle map for turn 3.

Liam is decidedly dead, and James is decidedly screwed.

If you don't act fast hes gonna get filled with bullet holes. Use your ninja speed to tackle him to the ground, then put your sword to his neck an-

>>252969

-put your sword to the back of his head, then offer to let him keep his job. If neccessary flash powder the fuck out of Franklin.

Commondragon 2010/11/10(Wed)16:24 No. 254958 ID: b659a0
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>>253977
I speed up and poke him in the back of the head with my sword. This gets him to stop at least.

"Stop flailing around already!"

>DON'T KILL ME!

Mercy? Y/N

He can make portals. That might prove useful.

>>254958
Y
Portals, fuck yea!

fit him with a bear-trap, attached to the top of his body under his head, he betrays you his head will be bear-trapped.

>>255008
The first time he finds a sturdy stick he will try to get rid of it.

Instead place a remote control explosive in a random location of his body.

You all seem with keeping him, so it's settled.

>>255160
Good idea. For the mean time I poke him in the back of the head with my sword, and fib about the explosive for now. He doesn't seem to disagree.

Villain level up!
Skill Gain: Good Liar 1
Oh cool! My first level in super villain.

COMBAT COMPLETE
Gain:
X1 Ally: James Dano
X2 Low-Plas Rifles
X10 Flash Bomb
X20 Donuts
X10 Plas-Rifle Mags
50 Credits


We won't be able to see Franklin's second class unless we keep him. And we can also assign James a secondary class.

Commondragon 2010/11/11(Thu)18:17 No. 255401 ID: 4012ab
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Fuuuu-

Heres the combat clear screen

Commondragon 2010/11/11(Thu)18:56 No. 255425 ID: 4012ab
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I ask Franklin where the mail room is. He points me in the right direction.

He also hands me a handgun, probably to win me over.

GAIN:
X1 Tech Pistol