>>251694
Try to make some noise, perhaps by thrashing about!

Just wish yourself up and out of the cage.

Make a marshmallow. Then eat the marshmallow. Then make some noise.

Fill the cage up with marshmallows.

>>251694
Could you wink the crystal or the key necklace looking thing to yourself and use it to cut the net above allowing you to wink out of the cage?

Hey, your necklace/collar thing's gone. Guess the bird/volto critter took it, but why? Looks like it's got a whole collection of doodads, like some crazy magpie.

Do you think you can tip the cage over? The bottom's probably not meant to hold well when there's nothing underneath it. If that doesn't do anything, the net will be easier to get at if the cage is sideways.

The space between the bars appears to be wider than your torso. Try and slip between them.

your control collar is gone

hulk out

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)17:43 No. 254566 ID: bf1e7e
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>>251723

I try to shake the cage over, but I don't have enough Oomph to knock it over from inside!

>>253609

They may look like that from there, but I can't get my head through.

>>251718

I can't wink other things unless I am carrying them, and even then they need to be really small.

>>251705
>>251708

I start to make marshmallows in the cage, though I'm not sure what this is meant to accomplish.

Scream and shout and throw a fucking fit.

damn, okay just start making noise.

Looks like someone is home. Ask them who they are and why they kidnapped you.

wheres the exit? can you trhow a mashmallow there?

is the pillow completely sewed? maybe it has something inside itself asides feathers or cotton.

throw a pony tantrum at your futile attempts and completely wreck the cage as a result because mad ponies are ponies with that Oomph you need.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)18:40 No. 254591 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254569
>>254571

I raise as much of a ruckus as I am comfortable with. I feel kind of weird shouting a lot.

>>254577

It looks mostly like a big cloth from here. There's obviously something soft inside, though.

>>254575

>"WHAT?!"

say you are mad at them for taking you.

Make several marshmallows appear in his pants.

>>254591
Ask him why he captured you.

Fill that gaping mouth with marshmallows. You two will become the Chubby Bunny champions.

"What do you mean what, you kidnapped me!"

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)20:00 No. 254620 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254597

I can't do that, there are pants in the way!

>>254610

>"NO, FOUND!"

>>254606

>"WIFE!"

um..

Ask him if that means his wife found you, or if he found you for his wife.

Tell it 'no' and bop it on the nose.

>>254620
shove a marshmallow down his throat.

say he needs a pastor or else it wont be official.

"But we are not meant to be! I am a pony, and you are a bird! We're two different genus, or the family taxon, even!"

"i was not lost to be found! now let me go!"

>>254620
Put as many marshmallows as you can come up with in his huge open mouth there.

Become despondent when he just eats all of them and asks for more.

He looks just like a giant grown up baby bird! I could never resist such an adorably gaping beak and wiggling tongue.

Marshmallows~

MARSHMALLOWS. RIGHT DOWN HIS THROAT.

>>254620
10 Place marshmallow in his mouth.
20 Have him say 'Chubby Bunny'.
30 Goto 10

>>254722
AGREED.

>>254757

I am suddenly in favor of this plan.

Say you're not his wife and bite his tongue

This isn't one of those rape things, is it?

>>254757
this

>>254620
Oh god it's Jim Crow. D:

+1 vote to marshmallow-in-mouth stuff. Also, +1 to pony wife. :3

>>254757
This is clearly the only sensible course of action.

Come on guys. Stop trying to solve every problem with our magic powers. This guys a BIRD swallowing objects whole is pretty standard for them, and we can't make marshmallows quick enough for that!

We must use our BRAIN MEATS. He's not too smart we might be able to out talk him... or use our surroundings for an elaborate puzzle once he leaves again.

But yes, fine, give him some Candy. If only so he won't interrupt when we talk.

Namely informing him girls have to agree to be wives before they can be wives. And he's been a very, very bad bird.

No, see, his logic is flawed. In order to be found, you must first be lost. We were never lost.

>>254778
Indeed, this is a pertinent question. Shut him up with a marshmallow and ask.

Maybe if we're lucky, your marshmallows give him horrible indigestion!

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/10(Wed)15:18 No. 254937 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254627
>>254692

>"NOT LOST, JUST NOT FOUND YET! THEN I FOUND! MINE NOW!"

>>254630
>>254682
>>254778

>"WHAT?!"

This guy is very rude ...

>"HEY WHAT ARE Y..."

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/10(Wed)15:19 No. 254938 ID: bf1e7e
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>"..MMMPGHMMRUMGH!"

Maybe now I can get a word in edgewise

Much better.

I got an idea. Say if he finds a handkerchief in the forest, you'll consider marrying him.

>>254938
Headbutt marshmallow so it jams in his throat. Become emotionally scarred as you watch him slowly choke to death.

>>254944
This

>>254938
Tell him to let you out of the cage. Insist that you won't just run off or something like that.

Even if that attack were effective, we'd still be stuck in here. Better try to talk our way out.

Oh and can you make marshmallows that big all the time? Maybe even bigger?

Good job Strawberry Fluff. You're getting better at making marshmallows!

>>254938
Do nothing. CHOKE THIS FUCKER

if it is talking that you want:

DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOY

"now you sit down and listen! i have never ever met anypony so rude in my entire equestrian life, and i worked as a nanny of unruly boys and crybaby girls!

have i ever talked to you? did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see? and your wife? have you worms for brains? i am a pony and you are a bird!

now you open this cage this moment young vulture or you will not hear no end of this from everypony from here to ponycity!"

"I'm sure you're a nice pony and all, but I'm a pony and you're a bird. I'm afraid it's not gonna work out."

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/13(Sat)16:43 No. 256052 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254972
>>255006

Probably, but it takes a bit of time and makes me a bit dizzy.

>>254944
>>254962

*WHUMP*

I try to lunge forward, but he leans back and my head slams into the bars.

owwwwwww~

>>255020
>>255033

>I'm sure you're a nice pony and all

>"NOT PONY! CRULLIT!"

>but I'm a pony and you're a bird.

>"NOT MATTER!"

>did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see?

>"NOT MATTER! I FIND! MINE NOW!!"

>now you open this cage this moment young vulture

>"NO, LATER!"

It doesn't look like making demands is getting me anywhere.

When later?

A little cunning might do the trick here.

"But if I'm your wife, how am I going to cook and clean your nest if I'm stuck in here?"

Simple minded fool probably wants you to be a servant more than an actual wife.

>>256052
Butter him up - inform him that this is no way to treat his future bride.

>>256052
Well, may as well get used to the idea~ It could be a nice life~

>>256052
Tell him you would be a horrible wife, you can't cook or clean and you nag all day every day. Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

play along. pretend to be his wife. when you see a chance to escape take it.

Tell him your father would never consent.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/13(Sat)19:52 No. 256134 ID: bf1e7e
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Ugh ... my head ...

>>256055

>"BEFORE TONIGHT CRULLITS GO OUT TO FIRE! I SHOW MINE SO I BEST!"

>>256056
>>256057

>"WHAT?! NO, NOT WIFE. MINE!!"

>>256070

>Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

>"YES!! YES THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!!"

OH you are a gift! well then.

Well, that's a relief. Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you? If it's cooking and cleaning, you can bide your time and look for a good chance to escape. If it's eating, we'll have to think a bit faster...

>>256134
What do they do with pony gifts at the fire?

C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!!

>>267463
what's with the necro here?

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)15:57 No. 272351 ID: bf1e7e
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>>256139

>Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you?'

>"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT GIFT! MINE!!!"

>>256188

>"ALL CRULLITS SHOW THEIRS, THEN BOKBOK TELLS WHOSE IS GOOD! ALL CRULLITS WILL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BEST!!! WILL DEFINITELY GET WIFE!!!"

>>272351
So, like, after he gets a wife, what does he plan to do with you?

Chomp his hand.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)16:47 No. 272372 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272354

>"WHAT MEAN AFTER? AFTER HAVE WIFE, STILL MINE! ALL MINE STILL MINE! WIFE NOT HAPPY IF MINE NOT BEST!!"

>>272364

>"OW! MINE IS BAD! IF MINE IS BAD MINE DOESN'T GET TO GO FOR WALK!"

well you ..could..try seducing him?

wait, what? They need to have pretty unicorns to keep their wives happy? O_o

>>272372
Wait, a walk! That's your chance.
Play it cool for now - butter him up. Once you get outside, we can see what our options are.

Suggestion 2011/01/17(Mon)17:04 No. 272381 ID: 4531bc
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>>272378
I heard that in this voice.

You're in a flimsy wooden cage. You are a pony.

When he leaves, just use your back legs to kick the thing over.

It doesn't look that flimsy. That said, persistence is good.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)18:33 No. 272403 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272375

Doing what?

>>272377

>"NEED TO HAVE BEST! IF HOUSE NOT BEST, WIFE NOT WANT! BUT DOESN'T MATTER, MINE IS BEST NOW!!!"

>>272378

I suppose I could give it a shot.

I apologize for biting him, and say it's just from being stuck in the cage overnight. I'll probably be better if I take a walk.

He goes and digs around in a chest, bringing out my necklace and a rope. He opens the cage by fiddling with some sort of latch on the bottom, then puts the necklace on me with the rope tied to it.

>>272387
>>272395

I already tried to break and knock down the cage, I just don't have enough Oomph! Cloud Dancer might have been able to do it, but I probably just can't.

>>272403
Be easily distracted from dire situation by material gains of PRETTY NECKLACE and proceed to prance around gaily.

>>272403
Can you encase things in marshmellows?

Ask for his name and to stop calling you "Mine" and instead Strawberry Fluff. You were already taken against your will, he could at least have a little bit more respect for you.

Any retaliating response and you pull a "Well what if you were MINE, huh? Then I could just walk or fly you out all day with a leash and call you MINE! What if I found you when you lost instead of you finding me? Wouldn't you prefer to be called your name than MINE?" response of that nature. But do it when you're out of the house in case he doesn't take that bullshit. But really you should just start mimicking his attitude until you've convinced him your a waste of space and thus not the best he could offer to a wife. Because surely not even this man couldn't handle himself if he wasn't well, him.

>>272403
Question: Can you wink out with the rope attached to you?

During the walk, trip him up with a marshmallow. Then chew the rope while he's distracted.

Repeat as necessary until you can flee.

Just let it happen. Be the prettiest pony. If he gets the wife, he'll get distracted and that's your chance to flee.

This guy is pretty dumb. There's not much point in trying to argue with him.

Maybe some of the other bird people are less, uh, stupid. Either way, you can get away later if you have to, or your friends will find you.

Be the prettiest pony. Also, if there are a lot of other ponies, they might need your help!

Then you can murder all of the birds with deadly marshmello chokes.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/26(Wed)08:40 No. 274937 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272406

I don't know if it really counts as 'gains,' it's my necklace after all!

I guess it is nice to have it back though!

>>272410

No, I'll just go as far as the rope stretches.

>>272409

I'm pretty sure that if I start arguing with him now he'll just take me back inside and put me back in the cage!

>>272420
>>272486

I guess I'll play along for now, it can't really hurt anything and it'll be nice to get a chance to stretch my legs.

Oh wow, it looks like we're up near the very peak of the mountain! There are a couple of other caves here, probably where the 'other crullits' live. And there's a fire pit in the middle. I guess that's what he was talking about earlier?

It's really high up here. I might have some trouble getting down ...

>>274937
I suggest you make more marshmallows. They seem to be eating them.

Oh jeez, don't encourage them, or they'll make you in to a marshmallow slave or something.

>>274937
Roll in the dirt! Be the dirtiest pony!

>>275055
Yes! Make yourself the worst! Make yourself so bad that he looks better for getting rid of you!

Nope, make more marshmallows.

You could compromise by making more marshmallows then smushing them into a sticky, dirt-grabbing mess in your mane.

Strawberry Fluff 2012/02/06(Mon)22:50 No. 384972 ID: 049dfa
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I think about getting all dirty but ... that'd be really gross! I don't think that I really want to do that!

Besides, there's not a lot of real dirt here anyway. It's mostly just rock. And rolling around on the rocks seems like it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>>274949
>>275064

Lacking any better ideas, I make another Marshmallow

>HEY! WHERE TASTY COME FROM?!

It seems like that caught the attention of the Crullit at the Fire Pit.

>>384972
Say that you did it.

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."

>>384974
Sounds good.

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.

>>384974
Engage master plan.

>>384974

This.