she owes you money

Stop choking the goblin, dammit.

Because they just have it coming

>>241656

She was all like "you can't choke me! meh meh meh! you don't have the undefined protagonist enough to do it!"

I unno. Set it down, have tea.

>>241671
Tea is good. You should have tea.

Because she paid you for it. Sick fuck. Looks like she's had enough, offer some nice tea.

>>241656

Because Goblins killed your family.

>>241671
If it refuses to have tea with you choke it again.

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>>241668
>>241667
Nicolas feels conflicted. Should he be choking goblins? Everyone else is choking goblins. How is Nicolas going to retain his INTERNET POPULARITY if he's not choking goblins?

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>>241671
>>241681
>>241687
>>241707
Oh very well. After a spot of choking, Nicolas decides to be a gentleman and offer the goblin tea and biscuits.

The goblin seems to like this idea!

NOW BOTH OF YOU CHOKE THE TEACUPS

Make friends

>>241727
Ask the goblin what that was all about. Oh, and inquire about the lost eye. Clearly there is some sort of story there that can make for a nice revengefueled plot. Or possibly search for a magic iteam that will restore an eye.

>>241727

Maybe you guys could go see that movie Inception.

That was a pretty good movie.

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>>241729
>Make Friends
Done.

>Ask about eye
He tells Nicolas that it was a 5-point flaw he took to buy the BUILD FUCKING ANYTHING feat.

Unfortunately, he forgot to put points into STARTING WEALTH so he kind of has no tools.

Nicolas likes this guy already.

>>241754
now work together to destroy ROFLDogs!

>>241754
You are a [insert current wealth level here] gentleman. Loan him some money.

Get in your motorcycle adn make the gobbo ride in the side seat and swing your arms up in the air and you do a sicknasty telekinetic jump over Tyreal with a guitar that shoots lighting and he's making a ffffffffffffffffff rock face like that one fanboys comic with Lenny and that Nintendo guy with guitar hero and a wii fit board

>>241754
Offer to use your buisness savy accumulated wealth to fund some tools for him. Clearly this down on his luck individual just needs some help. Then he can help you build some fuckawesome stuff for your quest to restore lolcats to all its glory.

Use your BUSINESS SAVVY to purchase tools at discount prices!