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Greg snagged both volumes of the amateur-ly animated Pretty Canyon Ponies: XXX movies and then the golden handcuffs. He also grabbed onto the real human skull, figuring it would fetch a decent price. If it didn't, at least he could preform hilarious soliloquies.
He contemplating throwing the dildos into the garbage disposal, but he had a more subtle idea. He stood each of them on their bottoms in the base of the chest so that they were standing erect. "Hope she gets the message to go fuck herself," he commented aloud.
He paused for a brief moment to look at the Pretty Canyon Ponies. "I may need these stinky ponies as hostages in case I meet my ex at the door." He puts four (4) of them in his inventory. These toy ponies joined in with the previously snagged items as well as his wallet (complete with Clem & Slim's Fun Time Bar-cade Extravaganza, his Driver's ID and 32 ents), three (3) strike anywhere matches and a single smooth marble.
It was at this point that Greg realized that he was still in his wife-beater, awesome tube socks and pocket boxers. He quickly raced to his room and looked about at all his clothing, wondering what he should put on.
The leather jacket added one (1) heart to defense. The fancy dress shirt added +1 to Talkin's, but it couldn't be worn with the leather jacket, he'd look quite stupid.
There are two styles of undershirt, the plain undershirt and the "Yes" undershirt. Neither of them has an effect on stats.
There's two kinds of bottoms, regular denim jeans and a pair of denim shorts with knee pads permanently embedded into them. The denim jeans adds another page of inventory. The knee-pad shorts as a +1 to Whoopin's when using knee attacks (but will negate any Talkin's stat).
There's two kinds of shoes, some classic Buck Jailers, which adds +1 to Movin's and some official PUNCHFACE combat boots, which adds +1 Whoopin's when using feet.
There's also two head toppers as well, the propeller cap (which adds a +1 to Thinkin's) and the fedora (which adds a +1 to Talkin's).
Let's play dress up...
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