Go left!

Shit itself in consternation

Smell the mushroom; determine if its edible.

Eat mushroom.

eat shroom.

Squelch left.

??? 2010/08/17(Tue)18:39 No. 219260 ID: 8c0848
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You decide all of those things are lame and stomp the slime to death. It gets slime all over your rugged, feature obscuring cloak, but that is not a problem for a young <humanoid race> <gender> with everything something to prove.

lolz. You are obviously male.

young goblin female.

>>219265
Young goblin MALE.

I'm guessing that you're a halfling, based on your size compared to that mushroom.

You also seem a little slim under there. Perhaps you're female.

Young Tonberry Female.

Hey! That little IMP GUY stomped all over our jell-o!

You are a MALE SITH, here to conquer this puny planet of gobbos, kobolds, dragons, and other shitty things in the name of your GLORIOUS MASTER DARTH FARTSALOT.

Actually no you are just a little adorable, yet moody and badass male kobold with a fancy fake mustache.

You are an intersex bugbear.

Dryad Female.

>>219260
Female halfling werebear.
With prosthetic teeth.

you look like a short dwarf woman to me. with an amazingly sexy beard

You are a genderless humanoid that is really a colony of insects.

>>219273
I desire something less common. a touch of infernal might do us all some good.

Male Rainbow Trout.

>>219293
I like this idea.

>>219293
Yes you are. They do a good impersonation of a male halfling if needed, though.

You are a female gummi bear, which explains why you stomped on the slime after drinking your gummi berry juice.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/08/17(Tue)22:21 No. 219363 ID: 3234dd
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You are a...

Do I really have to say it?

Female Gnome

You are a male goblin that is for sure.

Male River Lazuhrek

Male Tozol

You are a young... OLD MAN. Because clearly old people have always been old and have never been young people. They hatch old already. I hope you brought your ear horn and your cane.

>>219260
Young male goblin that has set out to show those dominering bitches that you're more than just some walking piece of dong. You can damn well invade dorf fortresses on your own just as well as any of them.

Female jelly elemental.

Northern sergal!

Male Sergal

An old sergal!

A goddamn sergal. Male.

>>219363
Yes, you do have to say it.

Something that isn't a Sergal.

Male goblin. Let's go.

Gobbo dude. We've already got sergals in a desert, sergals in a forest, sergals in a facility, sergals in space. Not that goblin or 'bold is THAT much better.

Still sticking with rainbow trout.

female chicken

Male Lohrke

...changing my vote to "whatever the most popular choice is that isn't a Sergal"

>>219430
Gnoll quests with Sergal characters: 0
Gnoll quests with Goblin characters: Every goddamn one

(Though, I don't see why it has to be either. There's a great big list of /quest/ species.)

Male Soul Grave.

A young Male Gnoll.

A YOUNG GNOLL FEMALE.

Male gnoll

>>219494
Oh what the hell, lets go with the male gnoll instead. They're quite fun as well.

genderless Ditto

A pair of tits that the PoV never zooms out or pans away from.

A dual gendered gnoll

>>219570
That's like having a hermaphrodite sergal, it'll never work.

You are a male ooze. Totally different.
Y'ever notice how slimes dissolve things like this while oozes dissolve things like this? I mean, y'know what I'm talkin' 'bout, am I right?

??? 2010/08/18(Wed)20:13 No. 219627 ID: 8c0848
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You decide to make a mental list of all the things you could be and what trait best describes you and also what gender you are, since it might matter later or something.

Harpy!

Slime - Strong - Male

Male, Kenku, Strong

Minotaur, Male, Strong

A Male Gnoll that's hardy, yo.

Actually, make that a Male Strong Gnoll.

Strong naga.

Strong Female Gnoll

hell yeah!

Hardy Male Gnoll~

>>219627
Gnoll, hardy, male. Why not.

>>219490
Point taken.

>>219430
Cancel this, let's try for M Kenku. (ID changed due to posting from restaurant wifi)

Male Hardy Gnoll

hardy male gnoll.

Male cutebold

>cutebold
>stomping something to death

say what

Too many sergals. Male gnoll or male goblin.

Suggestion 2010/08/18(Wed)21:01 No. 219652 ID: 932552
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>>219627
I'm gonna vote for something we haven't seen before. Literally, just, something we haven't seen before. I don't even care what it is.

Dark Elf, Harpy, Beastfolk, Kenku...
Strong or Hardy would give us more muscles or mass(fat?). Agile would make us more lithe.
Female, because Gnoll likes drawing boobs.

Let's play something weird!

>>219652
Changing vote to agile dark elf female!

>>219652
Male Kenku, agile

Θ][Σ 2010/08/18(Wed)21:06 No. 219656 ID: dad664
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DARK ELF MOHAWK.

>>219652
>something we haven't seen before
http://quest.lv/kusaba/graveyard/res/77414.html
:V

Hardygnoll. Any gender.

Ok fine, be a gnoll.

Hardy Male Gnoll!

Hardy Male Rainbow Trout

>>219627
Hardy F Minotaur.
Because udder jokes.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/08/18(Wed)23:39 No. 219695 ID: 3234dd
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>>219413

NORTHERN SERGAL!

>>219627

Oh great, now three categories for us to be indecisive about. I'll go with >>219629 and say "Slime - Strong - Male" because that way it'll be the only category in this entire thing with two goddamn votes.

Hardy Female Kenku.

psst whats a kenku

I think a Hard Male Gnoll is the winner of our sexy selection this time around. (But just to be safe, +1 more)

>>219635
I'm with LD here. Male hardy gnoll.

>>219696
I think it's some sort of weaboo bird demon.

Slime - Strong - Female

Because that's more confusing.

Hardy regardless, I say. Would prefer female gnoll to male gnoll, they're stronger by spotted hyena standards. Male goblin or any dark elf would be cool too.

>>219696 >>219751
Kenku are from D&D, though they may be based on the Japanese tengu (monstrous anthropomorphized bird things).

>>219768
I thought Tengu were the goblin things with huge noses. Japanese monsters are a bit odd, flying cannibal heads is not something that I have heard about anywhere else.

Agile Female Gnoll

>>219627
Strong gnoll, male

Agile Female Kenku

>>219695
Tactically voting for Slime - Strong - Male, then.

Aww man, does no one ever have a Corgyn option?

Hardy Gnoll.

Male hardy gnoll

AGILE MALE CAPYBARA

??? 2010/08/19(Thu)15:55 No. 219858 ID: 8c0848
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You are a male gnoll who is particularly tough. As is the unspoken rule of adventuring, you have little to no equipment. It's just you and your trusty <weapon type>.

Nothing can stand in the way of... What was your name again?

It's just you, Muhammad, and your trusty fists.

>>219858
You're using a halebard. And you're named Gnasher. But you don't really like that name and prefer to be called Steve.

>>219858
Your name is obviously Vtkar, and you use a metal club of some sort.

>>219861
this

>>219861
Know what, fuck Steve. It shall be Muhammed. But you still use a halebard for when your fists aren't enough.

>>219868
You're actually called Steve, but tell everyone else your name is Muhammad. You wield a Bohemian Earspoon, a polearm you mostly selected for the disarmingly fanciful name.

You are brutal <b>Rosco</b>! You wield your twin </b>katars</b> for maximum ripping and tearing!

Tag fail but my point stands dammit!

>>219858
Throwing in with Muhammed, let's say...
Kukris. Two of them.
Weapon and tool in one.

Your name is Sparkle and your weapon is a Lochaber axe, a halberd for big boys that you can scale walls with.

Your name is steve and your weapon is your dick.

Your name is Slime and you weild Mushroom

>>219870
>>219877
>>219879
Man, I like all these weapons. If weapon doesn't have a fancy name, we should give it one.

I say glaive instead of halberd. Guisarme optional.

Your name is Gnoll, and you wield a trusty Stylus.

Some sort of POLEARM. Also your name is Gargril.

>>219858
... I am more than happy with this.

Muhammed, and you're armed with your trusty FISTS.

Your name is Gnoll, and you are armed with your sharp, groan inducing puns.

>>219991
alright,this is awesome.

>>219861
Exactly that, how could it be anything else?

>>219871
Please no I don't want to get dingd constantly

You are Gnathan, and you wield a fuck-off huge hammer.

Muhammad, Brass Knuckles.

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)03:18 No. 220088 ID: 1e291b
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Your name IS in fact Mohammad (Moe for short), but you wield a rusty 'Holy Water Sprinkler'*; a combination of a mace and three guns.

<---*

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)06:55 No. 220106 ID: 08ce05
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These.

Your name is Muhammad/Muhammed/Mohammed/Mohammad (you don't fucking know, you can't spell) and you wield your trusty fists (with our without some form of knuckle duster)

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)09:38 No. 220148 ID: 31b938
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>>219858
Your name is what everyone else seems to be rooting for.
Your weapon is an axe-mace, which is a mace with axe-blades on it's head.

Pic partially related.

Muhammed, a kukri (there's no way you could be holding anything bigger than a short sword, really).

>>220148
Seconding

A commando knife made from a strong material.

After searching, Kukri it is.

Oh and name him Mohammad.

Suggestion 2010/08/21(Sat)10:42 No. 220484 ID: 3e83e6
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Clearly the grievous wounds a flail can cause appeals to Gnollkind.