Who cares, keep punching, take his hat

He's a wizard, what other reason do we need?

Put wizard down, blink a few times, then take his hat. Put it on your head, then look around.

Rawl5 2010/08/17(Tue)02:02 No. 219030 ID: e3277c
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>>219026
>>219028
You slip on the COOL WIZARD HAT and continue to pummel him. URAGA learned CIGARETTE LIGHTER. URAGA is now an OGRE MAGE.
"Please... stop... I beg of you," The WIZARD pleas for his life.

>>219030
"You no longer wizard. I wizard." Then put your ogre hat on him. "Now you ogre."

Tell him that if he brings you food, you will spare him. Maybe. Unless he's tasty.

>>219030
Slap him a bit with his own hands and ask him why he's punching himself.

Then steal his lunch and or lunch money. Go get something to eat and show off your newfound power to the other ogres.

Stop punching the wizard. Ask why you were punching him to begin with.

Rawl5 2010/08/17(Tue)02:48 No. 219044 ID: e3277c
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>>219032
"YOu nO lONGer WiZaRD! ME Is WIzarD!" You say trying as hard as you can to enunciate every syllable while yelling as loudly as you can. You then put the HAT back on the WIZARD. URAGA lost CIGARETTE LIGHTER. URAGA is now an OGRE. "NOW, yOU OGre?!"
"What?" The WIZARD says as he looks at you with as though you were a mad man.
>>219036
"WhY PuNCH yoU?" You ask brokenly, most likely because you have NO CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS.
"I-I don't know?! All I was doing was killing some monsters for experience and you bum-rushed me!" The WIZARD says about to lose control of his bladder.

Ask him what monsters he's talking about.

Then take his hat again, because it gave you power.

Fuckin' LUNCH MONEY, do you HAVE IT, HONKY?

>>219044
Tell him that you also wanted experiance and that the wizard was killstealing. Propose a plan to team up for great justice and adventures.

Wizard have small head but big brain.
Make wizard use thinky head for you.
Think of things you want and tell wizard help ogre get things.

Both is happy.

examine surroundings.

Take tiny man's hat. Be the wizard ogre.

>>219044
Take his hat AND his scalp.

Maybe get MORE magic!

Take his hat again and then tell the wizard that you are the wizard and he is your familiar. Then make him find you some food.

There is not enough FIST to the wizard's FACE.

Alternately, ask him to magic something nice for us.

Tell wizard to make you have thinky brain meats.

>>219083
That

Rawl5 2010/08/18(Wed)22:28 No. 219678 ID: e3277c
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>>219066
>>219078
>>219083
You take the HAT back and put it on your HEAD. You would take his SCALP too, but you have no idea how the human body works or if it is even possible with to do that with your own hands. Now that you think it about it, you have no idea how your own body works, but that's just going off on a tangent, whatever that is. URAGA learned CIGARETTE LIGHTER. URAGA is now an OGRE MAGE. You are also becoming tired of learning and losing skills, like the time you tried to consume a whole barrel of ale but forgot how to swallow, so most of it went down your nose. That was great.

"ME iS WIZard AgAIn! YOu iS FAMLAr!" You say to the WIZARD. Maybe if you didn't have MINUSCULE INTELLIGENCE, you would know what a FAMLAR is or how to actually say it.
"What?" The WIZARD says like a broken record.

>>219061
>>219059
You can't propose any plans because you have never heard of that word in your life. Well, maybe you have, but no one explained to you what it meant. Well, they have, but you still didn't get it.

>>219051
"LUNcH MoNEy, HOKY!" You cry out.
"My money? Fine, take it!" The WIZARD says handing you 5 gold. With the gold you currently have, that makes 4 gold. You should really fix your pockets.

>>219049
>>219062
"WhAT MonsteRs?" You ask the WIZARD.
"Uh, the ones by your feet," The WIZARD says pointing to the ground. Now that he mentions it, there are a lot of dead wolves lying around. They seem somehow familiar, if that is how you even spell that word. To the NORTH is the town of SOTHER and to the SOUTH is more road, most likely leading to another faraway TOWN.

Look around for more hats. Maybe you lost yours and that's why you forgot why you were punching the wizard.

Lacking another hat, inspect the wolves closer. Possibly eat one.

I'm considering going to SOTHER.

>>219678
Clearly you were going to capture one and keep it as a pet. Look at that sad little face. You couldn't save it.

Punch the wizard some more, he's a dick.

Rawl5 2010/08/18(Wed)23:07 No. 219685 ID: e3277c
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>>219679
You look around for more HATS, but alas, there are none, well except the one on your HEAD. You then take a close look at the WOLVES and remember that you would feed these guys time to time. Your rage starts to burn at a great rate. You learned SMALL FLAME.

>>219680
With all your strength you punch the WIZARD as hard as you can in his FACE. He lets out a small whimper as he hits the floor knocked out. A small CARD falls out of his robe.

>>219685
Ask him is this is his card.

EAT CARD! PUNCH WIZARD!

Wait, no, no. Take card EAT WIZARD!
No, no. Take Card BEAT wizard!

Actually, take card, go to town, make tiny people read note. Yell at them to hug Tom as well.

Perhaps we should avoid beating the wizard to death. Take the card though. Try to read it (and doubtless fail)

Rawl5 2010/08/18(Wed)23:59 No. 219702 ID: e3277c
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>>219687
"ThIS YOuR CArd?" You ask the WIZARD, but apparently, being unconscious makes him think that he doesn't have to answer you. what a jerk.

>>219688
Even URAGA isn't stupid enough to eat CARDS and WIZARDS. It's a well known fact that those give you stomachaches.

>>219690
You pick up the CARD, and try to read it.

>>219702
Let's go to SOUTHER.

>>219702
It surely leads to a treasure of incredible wealth. Lets go to Sother and show people the card and ask where we can find it.

These wolf-killing fucks must pay. Yeah, go to SOUTER. You need to wield the wizard like a club.

>>219702
Acquire Wizard
Go North

Suggestion 2010/08/19(Thu)10:34 No. 219809 ID: 1963d1
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>>219702
If hats give you magic powers then we're gonna have to start you on hat collecting.

At least until you have as many hats as this man.

Bahu 2010/08/19(Thu)14:51 No. 219849 ID: 6547ec
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>>219809
COLLECT HATS. GAIN POWERS.

Rawl5 2010/09/29(Wed)19:52 No. 236153 ID: 37d2ab
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>>219704
>>219758
>>219777
>>219807
You head into SOTHER dragging the WIZARD along by his foot. His face drags along the occasional rock, but you'll live. You stand at the center of the TOWN. To the WEST, there is the residential area where you have a small shack. To the EAST is the marketplace where various goods are sold. To the NORTHWEST is the REQUEST BOARD, where you sometimes take on odd jobs that barely pay enough for food and lodging. To the NORTH is some SUSPICIOUS ALLEYWAYS.

>>219809
>>219849
If you want as many FANCY HATS as that guy, you're gonna need a lot of GOLD, and maybe a PAIR OF PANTS suitable for holding said gold. Maybe even a PAIR OF PAIR OF PANT. You're not quite sure how the PANT fits in the UNIVERSAL EQUATION OF PANTS.

(Best quest)
Well, if you need money for pair of pair of pant you should head into the Suspicious Alleys and look for some friendly people who will aid you on your quest :3 Look for trench coats.

>>236153
Okay. We need to collect HATS.
To get HATS we need MONEY.

On the other hand, we should probably check out why the wizard came from SLAVERY SERVICE. Maybe we can sell him back to them. For MONEY. Which gets us HATS.

>>236153
Anything in your shack? If you can tie the wizard to something, you won't have to lug him around all over everywhere.

Rawl5 2010/09/29(Wed)21:09 No. 236185 ID: 37d2ab
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>>236161
All you have in your SHACK is a PANT that used to be a part of a PAIR and a BED made from various things you found around town. Well not found, more like took, which is amazing considering that you stand out like TREE in an APPLE FIELD, or that is where you think they grow.

>>236159
>>236160
You head into the SUSPICIOUS ALLEYWAY and surprisingly, you find a male FIGURE in a TRENCH COAT. It is as if this ALLEYWAY was made for him. The FIGURE eyes you and the WIZARD you are dragging along.
"Haven't seen you around here. What are you doing with Rizel?" He says as he makes a gesture at the WIZARD.

He is paying for my lunch, cause he beat down friends wolves I feed.

>>236185
Ask him about sexy slavery services. Oh, and where you can get some decent lunch, preferably an all you can eat buffé.

>>236185
Take his hat.

Tell him the wizard is your familiar and that you are looking for hats.

>>236185
HIS HAT! YOU MUST TAKE IT!

He get beat up so I save him and he give me his hat.
I want buy another hat.

>>236337
Paying, of course, in FISTS.