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I better whip out the PIECEODEX to look up this guy.
It seems like he can move on square in any direction much like a KING, but when he is captured, he takes down all pieces in the radius around him as shown below. We better find a way to deal with this guy before he threatens our KING. You know, I think that guy's name is Wesley. He looks like a Wesley.
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>D2 to D3, we must protect Hector in case the bishop attacks.
As much fun as it is totally cheat the system, we are generally only allowed one MOVE per TURN. Hector should be okay though, I doubt RED will endanger one of their BISHOPS for a measly PAWN, even one as MANLY as Hector. And besides, we got our GNU in the way!
>Tell the drunk Bishop to get cracking on something that will win the game or you're cutting off his booze supply.
The BISHOP makes his own booze supply using ALCHEMISTRY. Taking booze away from him will only cause a reduction in our MANUFACTURING RESOURCES. I do tell him to be useful, but he only slurs something about PINK ELEPHANTS.
>Tell your pussy pacifist bishop to drop a pussy protection wall between our mighty steed and the enemy bishop.
Our pacifist BISHOP is exhausted from the TRANSFORMIFICATION MAGIC. He won't be able to do anything for at least a TURN or two.
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