Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:22 No. 189557 ID: d16009
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>Please Select Year

AAAGH! THIS STUPID THING ISN'T WORKING.

TAKE US BACK TO THE BIG BANG

WE SHALL BE THE LORDS OF CREATION

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:25 No. 189561 ID: d16009
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VOICES! THIS THING ISN'T DISPENSING CHEETOS!

Who are you

and why is your time machine so empty

That is not becoming of a Lord of Time.

Set time to 1948. the year Cheetos were invented.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:39 No. 189569 ID: d16009
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VENDING MACHINE ROOM.

And... I. Err, forgot my name.

>Insert Name

Jack.

You may or may not be a samurai.

>>189570
This

Yes, Jack.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:46 No. 189577 ID: d16009
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Well OBVIOUSLY my name is Jack. That isn't something I would forget. That would be stupid.

and I'm not a samurai I'M AM A WORKER AT EMMETT TECHNOLOGIES WHO COULD REALLY USE SOME CHEETOS

But... going back in time to get some cheetos is a really good idea.

And hey, it's not like you're going to screw up history or anything.

(Whatever you do don't go to fuedal japan by accident.)

>>189577
If you see anyone named Aku, you're contracted to defeat them.

But uh, sure. Does punching random buttons make Cheetos appear?

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:50 No. 189583 ID: d16009
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HOLY SHIT THAT MUST BE SOME OF THAT HIGH TECH HOLOGRAM SHIT.

We must take this machine and see how it works.

We could make millions!

Are we supposed to be touching this thing?

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/06(Sun)23:57 No. 189590 ID: d16009
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HOLY SHIT A TIME TRAVEL SEQUENCE. THIS BLOOM IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS THOUGH.

>>189590
Whoaaaa!

Not enough brown to match the bloom, though.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)00:03 No. 189594 ID: d16009
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WOW I'M IN THE 1948S. I THINK.

>>189594
Shit dog, go buy things for a nickle!

>>189594
Find the cheetos factory!

>>189594

Invent the internet

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)00:20 No. 189621 ID: d16009
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THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA! I'M COMING FOR YOU CHARLES DOOLIN... AFTER I GOT BUY TONS OF SHIT.

HOLY SHIT THAT BROAD IS WEARING A PIMP HAT! THIS MUST BE THE 1940s!

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)00:42 No. 189639 ID: d16009
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YOU GUYS ARE BORING SO I WENT INSIDE THE STORE WITHOUT PUNCHING THE BROAD IN THE FACE

DOES THE SHOPKEEP HAVE CAT EARS OR AM I HIGH?

>>189639
Ask them about the cat ears.

Maybe they have a special on cat ears. You should get a pair.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)00:56 No. 189654 ID: d16009
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"WHY DO YOU HAVE CAT EARS?"
"Look pal, I don't have cat ears. Yous just crazy. Now. Ya gonna by somethin'?"

>>189654
THE CAT PUT ON A DISGUISE!!

Rip it off.

>>189654
BUY CHEETOS.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:13 No. 189664 ID: d16009
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I AM TEMPTED TO RIP OFF HIS DISGUISE BUT I WANT CHEETOS FIRST
"I WANT A BAG OF CHEETOS"
"Sir, we don't have those.
RAAAAAAGE

*ding ding ding* Somebody has entered the shop.

A voice from behind, "Sir, could you hurry up? I've got an appointment to reveal a new product."

HOLY SHIT IS CHARLES DOOLIN BEHIND ME?

>>189664
Barely contain your enthusiasm as you listen to his sales pitch. Then buy the fuck out of his product.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:25 No. 189676 ID: d16009
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HOLY SHIT! THE CREATOR OF CHEETOS? THERE IS ONE THING I MUST DO!

>>189676
I am mildly worried about this.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:33 No. 189682 ID: d16009
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"HADOKEN!"

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:38 No. 189684 ID: d16009
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...

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:42 No. 189686 ID: d16009
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>Prototype Cheetos Acquired!

"You're paying for that window."

Paused Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)01:49 No. 189690 ID: d16009
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[Paused]

This is awesome.

Now we go back to 1848, and invent the cheeto a hundred years early! Then we put all the profit in the bank and cash in big on the interest when we go back to the future.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)20:19 No. 190178 ID: d16009
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THIS BLOOM IS AMAZINGLY REALISTIC

hell yeah!

>>190178
BROWN = REAL
HARDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Needs more grimdark.

Garg!jjes2G1jKg 2010/06/07(Mon)20:41 No. 190204 ID: d16009
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I'M IN 1848! THAT GUY HAS A TOPHAT ON SO I KNOW THIS.

ALSO I TIED MY HAIR IN A TOPKNOT LIKE A SAMURAI SO YOU CAN RECOGNISE ME

Kickass.
Lets get this motherfucker patented.

>>190204
Ok, time to invent cheetos.