Where are all the apples? You said there would be apples.

APPLES FOR USSSSS

I'm pretty sure that the pink unicorn there is going to try and lead you to your demise through an elaborate quest to find a mythical mountain made entirely of candy and scary singing letters.

You should probably ditch it.

Unless we are the unicorn... in which case, trick this dolt into following us to that abandoned mine where we can steal his liver.

This is hypern but on a different comp.

The person that you will be playing as is a 27 year old male and he is currently serving within the local armed forces. He will be your main protagonist but remember he can suffer from mental wear and tear just like anyone else.

*Targeting voiceprint*
*Analysis of recipetent target at 99.5%*
*Wave amplifier analysis complete*
*Activating amplifiers in local area*
ERROR! Main Amplifiers offline.
*Swithching to secondary local amplifiers*
*Amplifiers at 76% efficently*
*Locating target host*
*Locking on to host's cerbeal cortex*

"Ahh my head, what the... my neck something's fucking bashed into my neck."
" Someone help me please, my eyes I can't see properly .. all bllurry.
" Why am I hearing voices, who are you who the hell is speaking to me?"
"My vision is clearing up, I can ^5$3& again and wait... who the hell I can hear chatter. Who the hell are you and what have you done to me?

*Subject transition complete*

just the voices in the wind, you are gifted to be able to hear us. we have no eyes and no true consciousness until called out so we do not know what has happened, we are sorry.

" So I am not losing my mind then, ok let me think for a second.
*Image comes up of a person with hazel eyes and red hair*
" So you're in my head and you can see my thoughts too ?"

did you just think of someone with hazel eyes and red hair? if so then yes, if you didn't think it and that's you then no.

"Ok so you can hear my thoughts and see what I am thinking so that means... you know what is in my mind."

"Maybe the gods send you to help me and make me an instrument of their will but that doesn't matter. What matters at the moment is what is happening right now.
" How do i explian this... erm I could er.. no I mean. OK now I am part of a local brigade that is currently looking after this area of land. My nation is at war with a country North of here and they are from beyond the Nothern Gates.

Their king sought to attack us about a year ago for no reason and now his armies are marching all over our lands and trust me things look bad.

Our own royal Family has been telling everyone that somehow we will win this god forsaken war when in reality we will probably fail.... just because we don't have that many men and most of our supposed army is acutally behind enemy lines doing god knows what.

In suppose you want to know about me huh? Well my name is Nazri Krakaen and I am on my 25 cycle. I am just a local commander with about 40 warior below me and 20 archers and currently we are at camp.

We have enough supplies to last us for a long time, you can blame that on the king because he wants to always save up and make sure the world is safe and it's bullshit.

I jsut want this war to be over so that I get back to get my games for my roleplay games which are "Monsters & Warriors".

Currently our objective given is to hold the area near the town and if anything comes, investigate and kill or do what we need to do.

" So basically it's a blue order, freedom to my little troop"

So voice in my head what should I do if you have any ideas or questions ?

you don't go to war for no reason. have any enemy units been captured and questioned about why they are attack? if not then, unfortunately, your king will be put under suspicion of lying to the troops. if they have but all details are classified then it will be confirmed lying to the troops.

for now make sure you have a good guard rotation. 12 hour shifts of half you men or 8 hour shifts dividing them into thirds.

you don't go to war for no reason. have any enemy units been captured and questioned about why they are attack? if not then, unfortunately, your king will be put under suspicion of lying to the troops. if they have but all details are classified then it will be confirmed lying to the troops.

for now make sure you have a good guard rotation. 12 hour shifts of half you men or 8 hour shifts dividing them into thirds.

Well a few days ago we managed to get our hands on 3 enemy scouts but we only managed to extract a small amount of information from them.
The information included was about how a local convoy set dull of weapons and supplies is set to pass 3 miles North of us towards the ocupied city of Shanzon.

There is some worry in the camp that our King might be losing his marbles doing some mad last ditch operation but overall disiplince is being maintatined.

I could get 8 of the archers and 8 of the warriors to go on for lookout for 12-hours shifts but I need to make sure that they are in close contact... got any ideas on how they could tell us if they find an enem without alerting anyone?

during the day a small mirror would work. the just wiggle it around in the general direction of the camp for a while. is impossible to notice from the enemy position due to how mirrors work while alerting you easily.

also, approach those scouts win a relaxed way and just say "you know, i have been wondering, what exactly is your country's reason for invading us?"

The scouts are currently locked in the local town hall with chains and we have also kept Alfonz the mad 2 headed dog near them so if they try to espace then they will die a terribile death but on the bonus side they fight acutall feed the dog as we can't fnd good quality meat for the dog.

Also I am going to sue the mirror idea you suggests nut it looks like we're gonig to have to smash a few mirror for the local tailor shop but since the tailor is currently "ocupied then we sohuld be fine.

*Action Phase started*

*Action Phase 12 hours have passed*

Scouts over 24 hour period have spotted convoy of approx 80 warriors, 20 prisioners and 10 archers. They are moving at 5 miles East.

Talk to the person you are incharge of now.

hmmm.. can't engage them in a head on conflict, would be suicide.
tactic 1:
their limited archers could be negated with our own by having all of yours climb trees and gain a tactical advantage of a shit ton. they all wait until the convoy is in the middle then all take out the archers first then decimate the warriors. if you do it well enough the warriors would become disorganized due to the arrows coming from many directions at once and panic a bit. after enough drop they should make a break for it. if they don't then send in your warriors to mop up if the archers run out of arrows.

tactic 2:
hit and run. have your archers take a shot at them then flee. if some chase then have them lead into a group of waiting warriors. if the whole group chases then they just keep running while a second group takes out whatever is left guarding the prisoners and makes off with them.

Back again and it's hypern.

Now I ahve loooked into what you say and I think tatic one might work but we will need time to ready for the battle. Thanks voices and do you want to ask any more questions?